Roast Rejection and the Waifu Evolution

>>37543146
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg
Fixed version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRjnII_J6rQ
>How can roasts compete?
Gee, I dunno. By being real?
>That's what my pocket pussy does.
Masturbation isn't real sex. It's pretty sad if you think it can compare with being intimate with another person.

>>37543321
>Gee, I dunno. By being real?
Once again, my pocket pussy is real.

>Masturbation isn't real sex. It's pretty sad if you think it can compare with being intimate with another person.
>Intimacy.
>In 2017.
>Believing in love in 2017.
All females can offer is sex.
Your kind doesn't understand what companionship or friendship is.
Sorry to burst your bubble.

>>37543378
>All females can offer is sex.
I hope you don't truly believe that. Sex is a shared experience nonetheless. If you really dislike women so much then you probably won't ever have very good sex.
>Your kind
lol no

>>37543502
What can a female offer besides sex, cheating, and bottomless greed?

>>37543321
>sex with a 3DPD
You fuck. Maybe she'll suck you off. You'll think it's special at the time, but then she'll go off and do all that bullshit with your best friend or some fucked up shit like that. Been there, done that

>Fapping to your waifu
Seems like nothing at first, but after awhile it feels special. Sure she ain't real, but technology is evolving and soon enough we'll have AI able to hold real conversations.

Hopefully soon women will be replaced by artifical wombs.

>>37543664
Why would it upset you that she had sex with other people? You guys are fucked up.
Sex with someone new is special if you make it special. And it's not necessarily going to mean the same thing for both of you which is something you ought to deal with. How about you fucking *communicate* if you're not too autistic for it?
It sucks if you've been cheated on though. People can be shit. Both genders.

>>37543785
>Why would it upset you that she had sex with other people? You guys are fucked up

Im fucked up for wanting my girlfriend to not cheat on me?

Fucking kill yourself, roastbeef cunt. You're the fucked up one