>guy calls you "mom"
>inb4 200 replies
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>>37542819
heebee doo bee dadadada
bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk
peepeepoopoo heeheehoohoohaha i made a poopy made a pee make a poop on you
>tfw no girl to call Mom
I just want a mommy gf but I'm not cute enough or smol enough.
>>37543003
>inb4 I just fucked myself while puking on my stomach
>>37542819
>mom calls you "guy"
>>37542819
You okay mom?
>tfw no futa mom to give you cummies
>>37542819
>guy calls you "Mother"
>>37542819
how to get friendzoned with only one word