Hey there autistic guy

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>>37538703
are you going to take my virginity?

Hey there slut, can I kiss your belly?

Hello. Nice belt; it looks like it took a while to get that on.

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>>37538737
AHAHAHAA

OH GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>37538703
>mumble "fuck off" and walk away

>>37538703
mom... mom... MOM... MOOOOOOOOOM...
*runs away*

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>>37538703
How do you even react if someone that hot talks to you?

>>37538703
kurt cocaine does not approve of this

>>37538703
>is far too fucked up to know who was talking or what was said
>stumbles onward un-offended

>>37538918
Remember that she shits and pisses and farts and blood comes out of her vagina once a month

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>>37538703
alexis ren... i know a guy that got a blowjob from her. tru story

>>37538957
My brain would have turned off before those thought would have come to my mind

>Tfw currently friends with femanon that is almost this hot
>Tfw she's been slowly taking away my wizard powers and is taking my full virginity soon

This is it, lads

>>37538992
pics or you're a lying virgin

>>37539029
She probably goes on here so I'm not posting, but last night she gave me a handjob.

We met in a steam friend thread and found out she lived near me
I don't know why she goes on this website, she's literally a 10/10

She's just a little crazy.

>>37538957
I'll just get a boner if I think about that.

>>37539070
nice one anon, how old are you?

>>37538703
>tfw I can play the race card if a white girl is ever condescending to me

>>37539070
so if girl gives you a handjob but you dont have sex with her what are you?
half-wizard?
retarded-wizard?

>>37539109
23, she's 25
It's been an amazing experience so far, but overwhelming

I went from khv to getting handjobs by a qt in her car in a few weeks

>>37539134
I think I've just had some of my wizard strength taken from me.
She said next week we can go all the way.
I'm nervous.

>>37539161
dont stress about it anon. she's clearly into you so even if it doesn't go great it'll be ok and you'll still have a good time. jerk off a few hours before and you should be sweet

>>37538703
Is there anything more sexy than a beautiful midriff? I think not.

>>37539192
Yeah, in definitely jerking off beforehand. She's been really nice, though. Suspiciously nice.

>Giving me first handjob
>Can't get hard
>"It's alright, Anon, a lot of guys can't get hard their first time. Eventually, you won't get nervous around me and you'll get fully hard. Until then, I guess I'm just going to have to try harder to look cute and turn you on!"
>Panic

I don't know why she's don't this

>>37539320
hmm if you already have trouble getting it up you probably shouldn't jerk off beforehand. its better to cum too early than not being able to get it up. At least then she can think "wow he thinks i'm so hot!!"

>>37539395
I don't know, now I'm torn. I was going to jerk off but you make a good point.