You have a chance in hell of getting wom-

>>37536897
>bragging that he'll cum first and you won't get to cum
k?

>>37536897

Clever, handsome, cooks. appears well off. 10/10 right there.

This is what /pol/ must strive to be in order to save the hwite race.

You can
Stick to the 5/10

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>there are people on /pol/ who don't get /fit/ or /biz/y

>>37536897
>Co founder/CEO
ppppfffftt hahahahahah im also the Founder, Owner, CEO, CFO, General Manager and National Sales Manager at my lemonade stand

>implies he comes fast

I like it. He's got a sense of humor.

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>>37536899
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pic extremely related.

>>37536904

I get srs pedo vibes from this image you posted.

>>37536898
Self-deprecating humour, because he's got nothing to prove.
Although I do wonder if he's got a roider's shrivelled dick.

>>37536897
Every guy I knew who looked like this kept fucking really ugly fat women every weekend then married a 6/10 golddigger

This is why women have inflated egos

>>37536898
Yeah I don't get that either

>>37536897
>being this ripped while not working as a model or professional bodybuilder
Seriously doubt that he has any interest in girls.

>>37536904
why this boring, near-sighted cunt when you got the sperm of tall danes?

>>37536897
this board is about politics and current events.
take this shit to r9k

>>37536902
ikr
dat title inflation these days
every fucking finance graduate is "Managing Director", every marketing graduate is "Founder and CEO"
give me a fucking break
title deflation now
>"Entry-level stooge"
>"Sub-assistant"
>"Backup guy"
No fucking Director unless you're 40+ and have one certified HB9 on each arm
ffs

>>37536908
This is the difference between Americans and Australians.

If he were to say that the egg came first that that would be bragging. An Australian woman wouldn't be interested in someone who brags about their sexual prowess (although this dude would still get laid).

By saying the chicken comes first, he is being self deprecating and is therefore more likely to get some pussy.

>>37536911
also this
sage

>>37536912
I mean its a fucking made up title. It's not a PhD, a Masters, an Engineering title, or some specific trade. It's a the equivalent of saying "I fucking sale shit."
Not that there is anything wrong in being a trader, but cut me a fucking break "CEO" ?

>>37536906
You could look like that natty in 3 years of training. Mad people use steroids and should be called out but thre's 0 reason to assume this guy does, very sensible muscle just very low body fat

>>37536913

That isn't a difference. American women find guys who brag about sexual prowess on dating profiles pretty pathetic as well.

How else do you explain all these American virgin /pol/tards who can't understand why he would say that?

Women only have the advantage when it comes to hookups
For marriage any idiot can find a wife if he really wants to

>>37536915
You have no idea how many cunts without a single white hair I cross every year who parade around as "CEOs"
Makes the title itself worthless

>>37536898
Cumming first implies that someone came second.

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>>37536917
YEah... I still think this is a difference.

Consider: American football players all wear really ostentatious jewellery. Men wearing big diamond earrings and shit. Australian footballers would never ever do that kind of shit.

>>37536916
this dude did a couple cycle for sure.

>>37536899
t. 4/10 trap who think he's a 10/10
hedonism is bullshit this dude is as fake as the plastic cunt doing around.

>>37536899
lol. this guy is a homo.

>>37536898
>implying this matters when he looks like that

you are clueless about woman my friend

>>37536909
He's most likely a bodybuilder/model.
The guy posting the pic is likely not him.
On top of that, being a CEO is ten times the status and money of a body builder and you are retarded.

>>37536902
>>37536912

Don't you know that in reality we're all consultants here in telling OP how to best kill himself? You can put that on your business card/profile.

>>37536926
My point was not about social status but about the fact that everyone who cares about bodyfat this much while not being a "professional" in fields mentioned is a queer faggot without a single exception, you monkey.

>>37536897
He looks like a manlet

>>37536915
But CEO is a title for a specific job within a company. You're the one placing an emotional value on it.

>>37536923

t. Jelly Canuck fatty stuffing his face with maple syrup and poutine

>>37536916
>You could look like that natty in 3 years of training
I could become an astronaut, doesnt mean it will happen.

>>37536916
Yeah, nah.

I did roids. Roids don't even get you there without a lot of work.

>>37536910
are those tall danes willing to fuck and cum inside every single woman regardless of what she looks like?
that's what this guy does, free fuck, judgment free (most women are terribly self-conscious and terrified of being rejected).

>>37536910
Its a feedback loop in our monkey brains. Women see this man having more reproductive success then anyone else theyve ever met and the monkey living in the back of their skulls screams at them to choose him as their mate. The more children he has the more attractive he becomes as a mate.

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>>37536898
>Not understand self-deprecating humor
>Not understanding how such a joke is associated with humility. Especially when you're attractive.

This is why you're all virgins

>>37536916
>You could look like that natty in 3 years of training
no. no you can't.

>>37536916
LMAO , how about you go to a gym atleast once

>>37536923
>>37536924
HAHAHAHA ugly unsuccessful basement-dwelling degenerate rejects spotted

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Started keto 3 months ago lost 50 pounds and now I'm starting to work out but I still feel dead inside. What do?

>>37536939
at least i have dignity

>>37536940
inject roids or get some of that banned preworkout with dmaa

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>>37536929
When will you lanklets ever learn?

>>37536936
Ain't a virgin! I fucked your mum!

>>37536940
Stop whatching porn. You'll feel alive again.

>>37536942
how would that help

>>37536943
why do guys that short even lift? it's so pathetic

>>37536941
HAHAHAH, good fucking luck with your dignity. glad you won't be in the gene pool.

>>37536948
this is projection

>>37536945
For how long? I've gone a few week and nothing came of it.

>>37536897
looks like a shallow ass fucktard.

>(((""""""""CEO of muh dik and muh lyfe :D"""""""")))

gimme a break

>>37536916
He's not natty

>>37536899
>No guns
>Probably a liberal cuckold feminist
>narcissistic pretty boy with a superficially focused mind
Nah

He's a good dildo for some girls though

>>37536897
>making homoerotic photos
>working out instead of giving good people jobs
Gay, and a poser. Guaranteed there wasn't a girl in the egg

>>37536899
intelligence and face are genetics, but surely you spergs could work on the rest
3/10 with ugly body is just that. 3/10 with an athletic body averages out to almost 5. Which is enough for most women

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>>37536947
So they can fuck women like this

>>37536946
the dmaa gives you a high that is going to make you want to lift furniture around
steroids are a little different but they will definitely have an impact mentally on making you want to achieve your goals

>>37536940
Listen to the Jordan B. Peterson podcast in soundcloud (start from episode 1, pay attention, don't shitpost on the 4chins do some chores or some other simple manual work or play some mindless vidya with no dialog like Diablo 3) and see if anything in it speaks to your experience.
That'll be a good starting point.

>>37536956
looks like a fucking tranny

and I'm pretty sure you will agree if you look at "amateur" pictures of this soulless cunt

>>37536922
>>37536932
>>37536933
>>37536937
>>37536938
t. fat, lazy neckbeards with a nigger mindset and shit genetics for building muscle

A body like that could absolutely be achieved with consistency, discipline and proper training and diet. Too bad you niggers don't have the mindset to attain such a physique. You've given up before you even started because you convinced yourself it's not realistic at all to become like that. Fuck off to leftypol, niggerfaggots. This is ony tough love any non-larping white nationalist would throw at you.

>>37536950
It depends on your case and the severity of your addiction. For me it was around 30 days.

The first few days are the hardest, then you're to expect a flatline. You need to hang on, the benefits will come eventually.

>>37536960
Lmao thats a lot of autistic garbage, why did you write this, loser?

>>37536925
This guy fucks.

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>>37536959

>>37536960
guaranteed I'm in way better shape than you and also guaranteed that guy is on steroids

t. /fit/pol/ crossposter

>>37536960
Stop. Just stop. Lying to people about this is cancerous.
Have realistic expectations or you'll drop off like most faggots do.
Even those who make it past a year will drop off when they see they don't look like the /fit/ cbt pictures.

holy shit that dude looks identical to my friend that came out as homo not too long ago.
i almost want to post the pic of us, holy shit.

men with integrity aren't that autistic about their appearance, that's fags that are obsessed with their appearance.

>>37536960
>Too bad you niggers don't have the mindset to attain such a physique.
>t. 16 yr old who watched some Tony Robbins and fell for le mindset may may
Protip: Muscles dont give a fuck about ur mindset,

>>37536958
I have listened to him on a number of podcast but not he's own stuff

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>remember last year I rode in an Uber as I got off work
>my driver was a typical millennial
>said he made money on the side with another business
>said he was the "CEO"
>tfw a CEO is your uber

>>37536897
he seems to perfect for me

ofc i need someone attractive but that shit is not nice

i need it to be fucked up too

>>37536943
shave and comb
that's disgusting

>>37537118
CEO is just the head of a business. Size and prestige not specified. If I run a lemonade stand, I'm a CEO.