Fembot Thread

Rape, rape and more rape with a side order of gang rape.

fembots don't exist. fucking sage

now go home cunt

https://www.reddit com/r/stupidslutsclub/comments/5gk2nm/introduction_and_a_slut_challenge_of_my_own/

>>37535865
>being raped by chad
>being kidnapped by chad who turns out to be super nice so you stop trying to escape
>being choked by chad
>being told you're a good girl
>sitting on chad's lap
>being taken out to dinner by chad
>being called cute by chad

I just described the fantasies of every "fembot" ever

>>37536022
>turns out to be super nice

Kek, you don't understand women at all.

Most fembots have rape fantasies where the guy is a disgusting dishevelled hobo or nigger. It enhances their own feelings of worthlessness by an undesirable, disgusting man at the bottom of the social totem pole raping them.

Isn't that right fembots?

>>37535865
I would love being treated like a slave. I would love it when a guy makes me do things for him in bed and calls me degrading names. Which is super weird because i'm the complete opposite out of the bedroom.

>>37536318
>Which is super weird because i'm the complete opposite out of the bedroom.

KYS

>>37536318
Are you frigid outside of bed? Do you hate holding hands?

being raped
being aggressively fucked by an nazi soldier
daddy x princess play
pee/ getting wet in general
being spanked

im 18 and virgin
i want an older man take my virginity while getting degenerated and being submissive
would be my dream

>>37536615
>being aggressively fucked by an nazi soldier

where are you from?

>>37536615
You sound like a fembot I know

>>37536626
europe

>>37536666
not me cause nobody knows me from r9k

>>37536708
Fembot, I want you to be my rape toy.

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>>37535974
>I overhead him order a drink and he had this really hot deep voice. I decided that he was going to fuck me.

tfw you have the voice of a shota

You can't spell life without first taking an L.

>>37535974
Femanons, if ever you wonder why men don't respect you, this link is a good place to start.

Actually nothing out of the ordinary I guess. Never had a rape fantasy or anything. I'm so boringly vanilla and if I ever do get laid I'd be frozen from anxiety anyway. Bleh.

>>37536836
>I ever do get laid I'd be frozen from anxiety anyway.
no you wouldnt

>>37536615
How much older?
And where in europe?

>>37536871
Fuck off Oscar, this is just sad.

>>37536860
I can't even go buy groceries without getting anxious if I'm not medicated, so yeah. I would.

>>37536615
O R E G O N
bloxxx

>>37536836
>if I ever do get laid I'd be frozen from anxiety anyway
CUTE!

>>37536878
I'm not the Swedish Legend. I don't think he even comes on here anymore since he got BTFO all those months ago.

>>37536881
no, cause you would be horny as fuck and when you are horny you don't really care

>>37535865
Virgin guys are my fetish teeheehee :3

>>37536984
I honestly don't know. I feel like the anxiousness would override the horniness and then I'd feel bad for not making it an enjoyable experience for both of us and get even more anxious etc. Better not to bother with it.

>>37536895
It really isn't but thanks.

>>37536969
>Swedish Legend

Cringed hard.

There's nothing good about Sweden Oscar. You're a country of cuckolds.

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getting ted bundied and going on a killing spree with someone i love

>>37535865
I'm into incest, mainly brother and sister.

I don't even have an actual brother (only a fat 35 yo "not even officially step yet" brother)

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>>37537022
>Oscar tricking a bunch of pseudo """fembots""" into sending nudes and being online whores and then ghosting them is the ultimate redpill
I'm not him, but I recognize he is the hero we need.

>>37536871
>How much older?
34 - 44 years old is perfect

>And where in europe?
balticum

>>37536746
who are you?

Fembots can I get some advice I'm in two minds
>Girl I've known for a while messages me want's to meet
>We used too have a thing a while ago that fell through
>Said she broke up with bf
>Have nice time catching up
>Go for drinks on the weekend she's all over me.jpg
>Go cinema plan more shit to do
>Then last night she's at bar her ex works at overhear her asking him to come round that night
>She's pretty drunk is all over me again when we leave
>Supposed to go cinema tonight
Should I no contact this girl or go cinema with her tonight and ask her about it? I don't wanna be a beta so I think maybe no contact.

>>37536053
No man, fembots want to be appreciated and desired by chad because their parents never loved them.
Nothing makes them as happy as a high quality man treating them like their property.
t. handsome manlet pseudochad with a fembot gf

>>37537002
>It really isn't but thanks.
It'd be fine as long as you'd be okay with me cuddling you.

>>37537109
>manlet
>chad

sad delusions, I bet you think non-whites can be chads too.

CP turns me on :/

>>37537120

pls be in rotherham

>>37537109
But my parents love me and I still want to get fucked silly.

>>37537113
That's way too lewd anon.

>>37536318
I would take you in as a live-in slave but you are obviously a tranny.

>>37536615
Older man from Europe here. I can give you what you want.

I get really, really turned on if I'm watching a guy shave his face.

Dunno why.

>>37537120
Me too. Be my pedo gf and let's raise a pedo family.

>>37537071
Scandinavia here. Good enough? I can come over easily.

>>37537120
>likes CP

Is that you H?

>>37537119
Non-whites cannot be Chads but manlets obviously can. Dicklets cannot though.

>>37537164
Haha. I just enjoy watching it. I dont think I could ever abuse a child

>>37537128
Nope sorry

>>37537165
>>37537065
Don't you have a nationwide anti-racist rally to be attending Oscar?

The only good swedecuck is a dead swedecuck.

>>37537172
>Is that you H?
No

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Does seeing Chad humiliate or beat up beta bois turn femanons on?

>>37537155
You're not alone. I was just watching shaving ads on YouTube. It's the weirdest thing.

>>37537185
Please KYS scum. How can you live with yourself or look at your own face in the mirror?

>>37537119
That's why I said pseudo. I know the implications or being a manlet, but being a manlet with otherwise chadly features is still miles better than being a manlet and ugly/low test at the same time.
>>37537135
>still want to get fucked silly
Every woman wants that, but most fembots also want to be choked, held down and called names when getting fucked.

>>37537135
>That's way too lewd anon.
Maybe we could just hold hands instead?

I'd be happy to do anything to make you comfortable again.

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>>37537240
Fair enough, I don't think I'd be into any of that. Held down maybe but still lovingly sorta.

>>37537246
I appreciate the effort anon.

>>37537224
Something about a man shaving. I dunno why. The concentration seems really sexy.

Are there any fembots who have such low self-esteem they want to be pissed on, spat on and beaten the shit out of during sex?

Asking for a friend.

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GIRLS with soft SKIN and HAIR AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH tfw no gf

>>37537271
What about fembots into scat? Any of you so worthless you'd eat your bfs shit?

>>37537155
>>37537224
>>37537265
Do any of your names begin with c?
Also how common would you think this is? My gf always wants to watch me shave but I've never thought anything of it

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>>37537240
>Every woman wants that, but most fembots also want to be choked, held down and called names when getting fucked.
I just want to love a girl and treat her nicely.
Why are they like this?

>>37537303
Actually yes, my name does begin with C, the fuck. Probably just coincidence though because I never posted about shaving before.
I don't think it's common at all, desu.

>>37537145
>>37537165
race? ethnicity? body? height? age?

i'm white, 165 cm and skinny

keep in mind: i don't want any vanilla regular sex, i don't want you to take it easy on me, you need you to take full control over me, i want to be submissive and/or degenerated

if you can't do this then there is no point of us even talking

>>37537352
Post an email and we'll see where it goes from there.

Let's just say I'm 31, from continental europe and white. I'm also taller than you.

>>37536836
I'd like very much to gape your asshole

>>37537318
Those aren't mutually exclusive anon.
Girls most of all want to be loved, appreciated and cared for.
You can still hold them down and say lewd things to them (usually questions like "who's a good slut?" or telling them to say a degrading lewd statements in first person) while you're having sex, and they will love it if it comes across as genuine and not forced sperging by a dicklet/voicelet.

>>37537352
White, 175cm, fit, 32.

And yes, that is exactly what I would do. Treat you like a fucktoy and slave. And give you all the degradation and punishment you want.

>>37537348
It probably is a coincidence unless you live in straya.
What does seeing a man shaving make you feel? Is it lust? Or infatuation? Or something else?

>>37537570
You're not 32 Oscar, you're 27. And you enjoy having your dick tortured, we've all seen the screencaps.

>>37537515
I guess I'd be okay with it if she really enjoyed it, and I got to cuddle her afterwards.

>>37537594
Nope, Europe.
I wouldn't say lust as such, although it's oddly erotic to me. I just wanna touch the smooth skin all over and lick off the spots of shaving cream that he missed

>>37537613
That's generally how it is
hugs and cuddles in the streets face slaps in the sheets

>>37537640
>tfw europe too
>tfw grow so little facial hair an electric razor is enough
Fug. I hate being low test

>>37537640
Do you find guys breathing hot?
When I'm on skype with my bf and he falls asleep his breathing gets me really bothered

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>>37535928
>>37536022
these are probably trolls, but i can only agree

Are there any femanons here with a pee fetish? Respond to this if you do

My fantasies are having an attractive cyborg boyfriend.

Holding hands, love him, give him kisses and hugs, bake and cook his favorite meal, being weird together, listen to music in his room, cuddle, going on adventures, visit abandoned houses, laughing, fucking, do any kind of fetishes for him, go camping


aghhh this drives me crazy

>>37537604
I am familiar with this Oscar meme, but I'm actually not him. There are other scandis out there than that creep, you know.

>>37537679
It's not about shaving off a lot of hair, it's just the act of shaving.

>>37537698
Not 'normal' breathing, but labored breathing and grunts and stuff, oh yeah. I've been getting off to guy audio on tumblr exclusively for like a week.

>>37535865
>Fembots, what sort of things, fetishes, fantasies etc drive you insane with lust and why?

IMPREGNATE ME
BREED ME
FILL ME UP OH GOD

>>37537750
Which aspect of it do you want? The being cummed inside? The carrying a baby in your belly part? The giving birth part and taking care of a baby part?

>>37537352
Looks like she just posted and left.

>>37537740
Like if I can hear his breathing I go kinda crazy. Also little coughs and stuff are attractive. His voice is suuuuuper deep though so that's probably why
Also when he mispronounces things in english (doesn't happen often but he's swedish) it's so adorable to me and he gets upset at me when I tell him it's cute and that makes him cuter

>>37537792
>he's swedish
Is his name Oscar?

Were you the fembot in a LDR with a scandi guy who was going to the military?

>>37537721
It's not, rape is the most common sexual fantasy for women iirc.

>>37537808
>Is his name Oscar?
No. I've met him in person and stuff.
>Were you the fembot in a LDR with a scandi guy who was going to the military?
I don't remember posting about it but that's the case.

>>37537792
>Swede mispronouncing English words
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrDSqODtEFM

>>37537858
Well congrats. The French fembot in an LDR with the american military robot broke up because he found someone else.
You survived... this time.

>>37537724
>tfw no femanon to watch piss

>>37537900
Oh no, I remember now. That really sucks. Is she okay?

>>37537961
Well considering I added her and after 2 days stopped talking to me I guess she's fine on her own right now.

>>37537900
That's sad, do you want to lewd together online to help you feel better?

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WHY DON'T GIRLS LIKE THEIR BUTTHOLES MORE?!

>>37535967
this desu

orogeny

>>37537917
I know this feel. I think it's a common fetish and girls that have it are too shy

>>37537990
Don't have a prostate.

>>37535865
I just wanna have a little skinny nerd boy to bully and peg but also look after

>>37538192
Why can't you pegging girls ever be switches?

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>>37535865
if you honestly thing "fembots" is a thing you need to go and McFucking kill yourself, faggot

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>fembot fetishes
Any lactation fans?

Hey fembots in 26 do u think when i have a job and im 34 i can trick some 22 year old into my sex slave? Do you think i can just keep a harem in my house without geting arrested for polygamy or them fighting? How long should i keep each one for? How long would you like to be kept by an older man before it's likely best you leave.?
Would this even work? What else do i need to give a woman besides food and water to make her fuck me.it it bwtter i let her cook or should i just give her a computer and a room with a heater and leave her there? Would women's attitudes be different depending on her expensive rent is and would higher make it easier to find one like this.
And lastly how would i find one?

>>37538192
Actually can you look after me instead? >>37538232

>>37538217
Someone source me I've forgotten the dudes name.

>>37538218
>titcows
>ever

>>37538232
You can't even string together a fucking sentence

>>37538232
The first requirement is to not write like a 4th grader.

>>37538242
Sorry. Do you think it will decrease my chances? I'm a solid 7/10 now but i think it can only go down.

>>37538158
But doesn't jut touching the anus feel good?

>>37538256
Lactation != titcow. In fact, larger breasts can actually impede the act of lactation. I'm curious about if anyone is into it, not that they have massive tits.

>>37538336
Not for me really. Kinda boring.

>>37538356
>Not for me really. Kinda boring.

This saddens me

>>37538379
That's just me, there's girls who are into it. Not that I understand why, but they exist.

>>37538356
>>37538393

D-do you like anything about peeing?

>>37538404
Tbh not really. I'm probably super boring about sexuality, sorry anon.

>>37538393
>there's girls who are into it.

Good.
I like girl buttholes

>>37538422
Thanks for your response. I need a pee fetish femanon

>>37538434
Like, aesthetically? Or for licking, fucking whatever?

>>37538480
There's definitely one somewhere, I mean there femanons fucking their dogs.

>>37538499
>Like, aesthetically? Or for licking, fucking whatever?
Cute buttholes are very aesthetic.
Would definitely lick, not so much fucking.
Maybe a finger if she likes it.

>>37538256
>titcows
>ever
I prefer DFC too, but cowtits can't be nice every now and then.

>>37537724
Yes, probably, when I get really horny and excited while masturbating I pee myself and squirt. It's nice as long you drank loads of water before.

>>37538196
Reporting in. I'm mostly a sub but I love being a dom sometimes. I love pegging.

>>37538774
Really? What other pee stuff do you like? I want to talk with you, what kind of contact info should I post?

>>37538774
You're my ideal gf, too bad I'm pretty much guarenteed to end up with somebody hopelessly vanilla.

>>37538774
And you wonder why men consider you nothing more than sexual fodder.

>>37538192
be my gf for gods sake

>>37538774
>not pissing into a cup and drinking it later

Good start but poor execution

>>37538796
That's the sort of fembot I like. Where are you from?

>>37538797
I'm sorry, I'm not really interested in talking with anyone from 4chan. Too suspicious of it.

>>37538808
Ask her if she would like to try it

>>37538827
kek

>>37538835
Understandable but I really want to talk to a pee fetish femanon. We can stay anonymous, don't worry. We can use throwaways.

>>37538835
>this disgusting teasing
Have some heart!

>>37538857
Don't kill yourself when she says no, pee friend.

>>37538835
>Ask her if she would like to try it
There's a difference in "she's doing me a favour" and "she's really excited about it and want to do it as well", not only for my mental enjoyment, but also in execution.

Oh well, I'll take my vanilla when I'll ever get it and continue that fap to my degenerate shit in private.

>>37538898
Agreed, I share this problem. It's not the same just to have someone willing. They have to like it in the same way.

>>37538857
I know this feeling all too well. It further proves my point specific to this fetish. I hope this fembot proves me wrong.

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>>37536615
>Being aggressively fucked by a nazi soldier.

I need a chick with this fetish...

>>37536615
>being aggressively fucked by an russian soldier
fixed it for you
if a nazi soldier was caught raping he would be shot

>>37538898
Yes, of course, but I would not pee or squirt without knowing my partner was into it as well. What if she really enjoys it, but too afraid you would be disgusted?

>>37538857
What do you want to talk about? I will not send videos/pics and as I said, I would be too suspicious to meet you irl

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>>37538983
Who said rape?

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>>37535865
Shotacon
Being a mother
Incest between me and my future adopted son
Pure love for my son
Till death do us part

>>37539005
my head, idk

>>37539018
are you interested in adopting a 22 year old autistic virgin?

>>37539037
N-no. That's not what im looking for. I w-want a young s-son.

>>37539003
Everything about the fetish basically, pics and vids would be cool if we get along and have some sort of trust but I have no plans to meet. Just an online pee friend. What do you say?

>>37539048
I look like a skinny little 15 year old but ok

>>37537120
Have you ever watched hurt to the core shit?

>>37539003
>What if she really enjoys it, but too afraid you would be disgusted?
I'd encourage her to be open with me. I'm into plenty degenerate shit myself, so it's unlikely that I'd be shocked by anything that she was into.

>>37535865

So I don't really understand female sexuality. When a woman gets horny, they get wet? Like, their pussy releases some kind of liquid and they get wet and horny? How wet does it get? And then, if a woman gets horny enough and wants to masturbate, how does a woman masturbate? By shoving a dildo or something inside or just by rubbing the clit? What's the difference between the two? How often do women masturbate? Do women orgasm when they masturbate? If so, what does that feel like? How long does it take to masturbate? Is masturbation better than sex? Does the size of a guys dick impact your pleasure with sex?

Can any femanon answer some of these questions for me? I don't know any women and I'm a virgin guy so I'm just curious to what women do and if they're just like the pornos makes them out to be.

Completely unrelated but I just saw a men's underwear ad and it was a guy lying in the savannah next to a leopard looking DANGEROUS and MANLY
I don't know why but that's just absurdly funny to me.

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>>37539018
What happens when your shota grows up into a man?

>>37539142
Throw that one away and get a newer model. Duh.

>>37538192
Are you into stuff like bondage and tickle torture as well?

>>37537733
I was in a relationship with a girl that expressed the same interests as you. After about a week, she seemed to lose all interest in doing anything, and instead spent all day on her phone and letting me take her everywhere so she could take pictures and tell her friends.


Women aren't adventurous, they just like the idea of being adventurous so they can slap another label onto their constructed identity

>>37539124
Sure I'll answer.
Yes, you usually get wet when you're horny, but you can be wet just randomly too, or be horny before getting noticeably wet. How wet it gets depends on how horny you are and how long you play, and it seems to vary from girl to girl too.
Some girls love penetration, others just rub themselves off, use a vibrator, or masturbate anally. It just varies. Personally my masturbation is like 95% clitoral, I recently bought a massager wand and it's pretty good. The clit is that little external nub above the entrance, while vaginal stimulation can be fun but G-spot stuff is hella tricky (to me) so I don't really bother with it much.
Yes, of course we orgasm, that's kinda the point of masturbation. Not always because it doesn't always work out but like 9 times out of ten easily.
How often varies from one girl to another and also with your menstrual cycle. I do it a few times a day usually. When I'm ovulating I feel like diddling myself silly all day.
Can't say anything about dicks or size or anything because never had any.

>>37539241
A horny virgin? Damn, those are rare. Would love to have one some day. If you one day get a guy, will you constantly want to fuck?

>>37539241
Would you be interested in lewding witha fellow (male) virgin?

>>37539241

Can you describe how wet you get? I'm trying to understand what that means. Like, if I put my finger inside, would it feel like the inside of my mouth? And for that matter, what's the baseline for the vagina anyway? Is it normally dry?

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>>37539175
You should let the shota impregnate you and give birth to a son.

>>37539121
I'm sorry then

>>37539063
I might be a bit kinky but I'm really not that kind of person that sends pictures or expose myself like that

>>37539283
>those are rare
Are we? The femanons I've chatted with on discord are all horny as fuck. I figured virgins would be horny a lot, what with not getting any.
>will you want to constantly fuck
Well I mean, not constantly but yeah I'd assume regular sex is important in any relationship. Wouldn't need to be five times a day, I can make up for difference by myself.

>>37539310
Well I'm into girls (female) so not really, sorry anon.

>>37539311
Like I said it varies, but usually I don't get crazy wet. The inside of the vagoo is always wet but you'll only notice it leaking when you're aroused.
Now that you say it it actually does feel similar to the inside of my cheek.

>>37539340
That's fine, how about we just talk and see what happens? What kind of throwaway info should I post?

>>37539340
>I'm sorry then
Sorry about what?

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>>37535865
Femanon, not fembot.

I used to fantasize being banged by a small group of hot military guys. Eventually I dated one and realized it wouldn't be anything special, when guys are naked they're all the same as regular ones. They just have buzz cuts.

Then I had one about police officers or firefighters. Now I'm seeing a firefighter and this fantasy is even worse. Sure he's young and hot, but everyone else in the department is a fat middle aged man. They all casually act gay for each other and especially for him because he's the hottest. One even grabbed his dick and told me I'm lucky for getting a piece of that. It was a guy my dad's age ffs so it was a huge turn off.

Moral of the story: Fantasies never work out in person so don't even try.

>>37539380
Protip: you're dating a FAGGOT.

Date me instead

>>37539354

Wait, so the drool thing is true? I thought I was getting meme'd on.

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>>37539404
>wanting literal used goods
Come now anon.

>>37539354
Gee I wonder what you all have in common

>>37539418
I don't fall for that meme

>>37539404
And here come the thirsty betas

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>>37535865
Having sex for a raise. At my previous job it was the dress code to dress up as the cliche secretary in high heels so I looked hot. I almost did it with the manager, we arranged at night in his office when everyone leaves, but I chickened out. Earlier that day I found out an employee possibly did it and EVERYONE labeled her a degenerate slutbag. I rather not have my entire job of over 100 employees hate me. Looking back on it two years later I hate myself for even wanting to do that, I'd never forgive myself.

Plus he was married but never wore his ring

>>37537071
37 here origami is original duh

>>37539415
It happens. I don't think I'd actually drip if I just stood up and waited but it kinda runs down my thighs a bit.

>>37539428
Horny virgins you mean? Yeah duh.

>>37537260
>Held down maybe but still lovingly sorta.
See this is the part most guys fuck up
you need to hold a girl down and make her feel completely dominated, but in a way that still makes them feel loved before during and after the act
It's odd to think of at first and the implications of it are kinda hard but that's the mantle of being the man in a relationship

>>37537352
>to take full control over me, i want to be submissive and/or degenerated

I am talking to a girl with pretty much identical interests and if things should develop, inside the bedroom I will manage that quite well. ex-gf had kinks like that and honestly I very much enjoyed it.
But fuck if I have any inkling how to treat a girl with those interest OUTSIDE of the bedroom without causing her desert pussy, since I am meek and shy as hell in public.

So would you want a normalfag veneer when outside and get treated like a cocksleeve in private, or do you feel you could only deal with a guy who does that stuff all the time?

>>37539490
No that's not what I was thinking at all.

>>37539459
Oh, you.
Why not a loving normal relationship?

>>37539490
It would be nice to meet a girl who wants a relationship but I have no idea how to transition from talking to meeting.

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>>37539404
Doesn't matter, he's good looking. I'd practically need a mop if they were all hot but no.

Actually tbqh they have shared videos among themselves of them having sex with their spouses. One even fingered his wife under her skirt in front of everyone. If they were hot they wouldn't mind seeing me and him have sex in person, or doing sexual things.

>>37539528
Well 4chan is probably not a great place to meet anyone desu, everyone here is fucked up.

>>37539548
I suppose you're right, but I'm not sure about dating sites, and I don't know anyone irl really.

>>37539548
It's possible to meet some great people from 4chan. Just on another board than /r9k/.

>>37539566
You're not allowed to ask for contact though, how would you even know the person you're talking to is a girl?

>>37539522
I'm finally in one now, back then I was on a power trip from dumping my hateful boyfriend of five years. Clearly I didn't ration my freedom well.

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>>37535865
>another """fembot""" thread
hahah, ok

>>37536790
>implying this aren't roleplaying men

>>37539548

Nah, I think that's bull. I think most people here are normal. Other than being a shut-in recluse with no friends and is a virgin, I'm just an average guy.

But yeah, I wouldn't meet someone in a fucking fetish thread.

>>37539583
I would go gay for a dude this big.

>>37536790
>judging someone by their secret internal fantasies

Unless they're mind readers?? Guys have ones too, especially creepy ones or ones that are physically impossible.

>>37539582
Oh, right. Good for you, Anon. Yeah I have yet to date anyone but I wanna start somewhere.

>>37539582
I'm sorry for your boyfriend.

>>37539500
omg you sound like the perfect bf

>>37539662
Too bad Chad is taken.
I'm here though.

>>37539563
I've never used dating sites either but I'm not in a hurry I guess.

>>37539594
Well, somewhat normal. Everyone here has some problems though. From dogfuckers to /ss/ to masturbation addicts.

>>37539662
Kek, not going to hear THAT one again.

I am a loser and near the upper end of what >>37537071 thinks "perfect age" while having a babyface.
Might be work for a kink fuck, but hardly bf material

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DIE ROASTIE!! DIE!!!

May a vile force rid this good of your burden!

Female = Not Robot.

>>37539580
Some boards are more lax about contactfagging, if it's not a blatant attentionwhoring one. And you will know if it's a real girl soon enough. At the latest when you meet in real life.

Seducing/molesting cute skeleton-tier skinny guys. (That are my age)

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Evil looking dudes like Mads Mikkelsen and Cillian Murphy. My bf cheating on me(conceptually, not for real). Impreg. Muscles. Being in a harem with qt girls.

>>37539587
look at the rest of the posts in that subreddit, the ones with photos. Tell me that they're roleplaying men.

>>37539756
>old
ooh :/ then you are right, you are not my kind of bf material but everything is

wish you were younger

>>37539836
>Mads Mikkelsen
Impeccable taste, jesus. I was so fucking mad at Will for not just letting Hannibal fuck him silly.

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>>37538192
Post your contact, that sounds ideal to me.

>>37539798
>mfw I would consider starving myself to skelly mode for that kind of attention

>>37538192
>>37539798
>tfw am skelly but not sub
STOP GODDAMNIT I WANT TO RAPE GIRLS

>>37539928
>wish you were younger
A thing we have in common.

But frankly, guys like me are all around and you can find yours too. Just take the trouble of looking for the ones who noone notices and who seem to avoid everyone.

>tfw you miss the girl with a pee fetish but she won't contactfag anyway

why live?

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>>37539594
>>37539617
I actually feel like you meet some of the chillest people on 4chan inside fetish threads

/d/ is one of my favorite boards just because of how laid-back and open everyone is about what they enjoy

>>37540280
I've talked with some very promising girls off /soc/ threads. Especially good are the ones that start off with them listing their fetishes. And if there is mutual interest...

But they always flake before actually meeting up. Every. Single. Time.

>>37540441
To be fair meeting with a random dude from the Internet seems like a good way to get raped, murdered and cannibalized.
I mean, obviously that's not a common occurrence but I'd be way too anxious to ever meet someone from 4chan.

>>37540506

There's plenty of people that have met their wife or husband from 4chan. But it's usually they meet and then talk online for a long time before meeting up.

I mean, if you frequent 4chan, then you probably have similar tastes and likes and dislikes and would probably be a good match. People should give meeting people off 4chan a try more often. Especially the people that frequent /r9k/.

>>37540506
You chat or message or whatever for a while to get a feel for each other. And then you meet in real life, not at his home, but for something like a coffee or lunch in a public place. How is that unsafe? And how is it any different from meeting people off dating sites? It's not. You are just being unreasonably scared and paranoid.

>>37540786
I see where you're coming from, but there's daily "Elliot Rodgers was a hero" and "kill and rape all whores" threads.

>>37540827
That's /r9k/. This is one of the shittiest boards on 4chan. There are other, far nicer boards with much better adjusted and normal people. And there is even a board dedicated to hookups and meeting in real life called /soc/.

>>37540875
Yeah but /soc/ is just camwhores and casual hookups.

>>37540898
Not all. I met a girl there, and we ended up dating for a few months. Just like tinder has a lot of hookups, but you can also find people looking for something more serious.

>>37539368
>how about we just talk and see what happens

Yeah, no. Every guy that uses that line is trying to get a girl to give an inch until he takes a mile

>>37540827
Just use your brain.
Make contact ways only for here, use vidchat to scope each other out at least once early onI mean with both of you dressed, you horndog and take the trouble to talk a whole fucking loooong time before ever considering meeting in a public spot, with someone trusty knowing you'll have something like a blind-date.
You see people that are risking more for just a fuck every weekend.

Then again I am a guy and I had luck with finding my last LTR gf on here, so I am biased.

>>37535865
I fantasize a lot about getting ravaged by 5 or 6 niggers, but I would never do it in real life since they are smelly, violent, subhumans.

>>37541010
I guess so. I've never met anyone from the Internet or had blind dates or anything like that so I'd be scared I guess.

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>>37535865
oh god I am never having sex.
I just tried a Diva cup for the first time and it was horrible. Putting it in was scary but not super painful but taking it back out again hurt so bad.
maybe my vagina is broken but those things are nowhere near as big as a penis and I'm never doing that again.

>>37541111
checked and what the hell is a Diva cup?

>>37541111
>those things are nowhere near as big as a penis

Are you sure about that?

>>37541131
It's a little rubber cup you put in your vagina to catch menstrual fluids. like a reusable alternative to a tampon.


>>37541138
yes... I'm sure there are exceptions but it's no more than 2 inches long.

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>>37541131
they're called solo cups in the US

>>37541179
Why not just use a tampon. Or pads. What the fuck are you doing putting cups in your hole?

>>37541108
Try flying to another continent where you know noone but the girl you cammed with and she is supposed to be waiting there for you at the airport.
And your traitorous mind keeps telling you "It might all just been some big fat joke on your costs, you fool!" all during the flight.
And yet, that is how some of the happiest years of my life started.

>>37541245
it's good for the environment anon, and tampons are expensive.

>>37541295
>biodegradable pads or whatever
Or by all means shove enormous cups in your cunt. I'll fap to the thought anyway.

are there any comfy communities for fembots that aren't infested with robots yet?

>>37536470

Why would you want a gf completely lacking in autonomy and self esteem? May as well get a fleshlight and a hamster.

>>37541337
once again they are very small, this is why I'm upset.
it's not much bigger than a tampon, but I've only ever used quite small tampons. I didn't think about it at the time, no one else seems to have this problem.

>>37541359
Because having a completely dependent sexslave gf is the final tier of gfs.

>>37541392

Sounds like a pain in the arse more like.

>>37541245
Not her (or female for that matter), but pads and tampons are usually bleached, which can lead to allergic reactions in some women.

>>37541420
That just means you're a cuck. I'd like nothing more than that kind of gf.

>>37541381
Did your hymen get in the way? There are plenty of reasons it didn't work and they are all solvable

>>37541020
Can you explain where these thoughts came from. Did you always have them?

>>37541381
Are you a virgin? The hymen could be the problem.

>>37541381
try it when you're in the mood, that's supposed to help

I know how you feel though I can only fit two toothbrushes in my ass without pain

>>37539018
I'll give you a shota if you give me a loli

>>37541489
>havent' spoke to m fembot oneitus since yesterday
>miss her a lot
how do I stop being so pathetic?

>>37541381
Honestly just fuck cups, just use pads, they're so much more comfy.

>>37541522
>>37541489
oops didn't mean to reply to that post

>>37541522
I don't know how people can be this pathetic

I've never had a oneitis either though so maybe I'm just not that kind of person

>>37541353
>lolcow if you're a bitch
>/cgl/ i guess
>crystal.cafe
>>r/TwoXChromosomes if you're a sjw

>>37541663
Should I be worried if I'm talking to a girl that goes on lolcow?

>>37541436
>>37541452
I don't think I have a hymen.

>>37541459
I probably won't try it again haha it was really scary. I didn't think I could get it out.

>>37541531
I use tampons but I don't really like them. they're expensive and unsanitary.

>>37541768
Post bush please


Origami

>>37541729
Should she be worried that you are here?
You should probably both be worried and exhilarated at the same time

>>37541729
depends, who does she follow there? if she reads /snow/, run.

>>37541768
Nobody likes tampons but it beats bleeding through your panties.

>>37541919
Well, I was sort of hoping the cup would be a viable 3rd option. I'll probably stick with tampons.

>>37541778
Triggered

Why do so many of you fembots like lolcow?

>>37541980
I don't know, I've never even been there. Is it basically bizarro r9k?

>>37541111
nice quads :3

I've been using a diva cup for the last few months, and it's really better and way more comfy in every way to anything else. Tampons are a bit easier to insert, but I think it's not that bad. Maybe you have been doing something wrong?
If it's really uncomfortable you shouldn't force yourself, though this might be a reason to see a gynecologist
Either way, good luck anon

>>37542056
it's probable that I did something wrong but at this point I'm pretty unwilling to try again haha it really was quite painful and scary.
I'm glad they work for you though, the reviews I read were very positive so I'm happy there's an alternative for people who are better equipped for it.

>>37541980
we don't. a large part of the userbase is fleeing to crystal.cafe because we're sick of bitches spamming 300 posts about the shape of someone's jaw.

>>37542196
But that is what every female gathering turns into. Circleschlicking about chads and cheating on your bfs. Women can't keep anything together and you know this.

>>37539077
Lol bait works

Fembots. Have you ever been hurt by a guy on 4chan?

>>37542196
>crystal.cafe
Looks terribly slow.

>>37542275
That was for
>>37537228

>>37542273
>circleshlicking
Noice.

>>37542283
Yeah, kinda. A guy I used to talk to a lot told me to kill myself.

>>37542283
Yes, I got raped multiple times by my ex, who I actually meet thru /r9k/

Feels bad

>>37542196
It makes me think you are a bit of a bitch if you browse there to be honest. Like you're cruel about other people needlessly

No reason to respect someone who does that.

I'm not attracted to you anymore.

>>37542327
>tfw used to cuddle with a girl who was raped
Too bad she lashed out on me and abused me emotionally so I had to cut ties.

>>37542335
Lolcow is unbelievable, I don't understand how that exists, especially once you realize that most of the defamation/slander posted there is literally just made up or fabricated in order to make the Staceys they hate look bad.

>>37542327
Why didn't you just become his sexslave? Didn't you love him?

>>37536969
He's pretending to be German or British now.

>>37542327
How the fug does that even happen... >>37542301
Why was that so damaging?

>>37542368
>>37542397
Mystery why are you still shitposting on here? Honest question.

>>37542285
>why are there no girl comms ;_;
>2 week old board? too slow

>>37535865
None
Sex stuff is scary.
Why are these threads always full of degeneracy?
9/10 sure it's someone beating off to the replies desu.

>>37542474

I'm a guy that reads threads like these to better understand what women like so that if I ever do get a gf, I want to be able to surprise her and please her with good sex.

I don't fap to the thread but I do get a little pre-cum reading all the stuff. And I do end up fapping later. Also I think it's pretty interesting and cool learning what women like because we never, ever hear this shit in real life.

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>>37542368
>>37542397
I missed you so much

>>37542464
Didn't know it was 2 weeks old.
Not a girl, it's just that I don't fit in with normal guys and spying on the girls gives me some comfort.

>>37542529
>all girls must have the same sexual interests no matter what


Anon, maybe this is why you don't have a girlfriend.

>>37542533
>roastie being mad about porn and hookers
You guys were right.

>>37542575
That's actually a oddly sweet way you put that. Even though the implication was a bit bitchy

Oh, look! Another """""""""""""""""""""""""fembot""""""""""""""""""""""""" thread where you get a buttload of attention because you have a hole between your legs. It must be so fucking great being liked by people while doing absolutely nothing. That's what it's like being a woman, you don't have to do anything to get anything.

>>37542575

I know they are all different, I just want to be prepared for whatever it is she likes. And a lot of people here have a wide variety of likes and dislikes.

>>37542575
Not him, but it's a good start if you are clueless like him.
Also women's tastes really lack variety,
which is dissapointing for fetishists like me.
So yeah, they ARE really similar.

K, stop fucking posting here. What's wrong with you?

>>37542416
He just really hated me after a while.

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>>37541980
/lolcow/ is significantly nastier and more evil than 4chan. A lot of people dont get this. If I knew a girl browsed that place I would be very wary of her.

>>37542696
Did he have his reasons to or not?

I read this thread and stupidslutclub and as a guy this stuff is so cringe.

I had one night stands with women who wanted me to essentially inflict as much pain as possible why fucking them and desu it was a total turn off.

Maybe I'm not suited for this sort of drama based sex.

> Inb4 low T
I had it checked after I started losing interest in most women. It was surprisingly on the high end of the scale.

> Inb4 beta
Dunno, don't care

> Inb4 fag
I experimented. Didn't go back for second round.

>>37542723
Well he was basically full /pol/ and me being a dyke and a class enemy triggered him.

>>37542960
>dyke
>bf

What?

>>37542999
all women are bisexual

organakalo

Unicorns have a better chance of existing than fembots

Sage

>>37542999
I didn't say anything about a bf?

>>37543170

So you fucked a guy you weren't dating?

>>37543196
reading comprehension

follow the backlinks

>>37543315

So if you're a lesbian, why are you hanging out with a guy where he can rape you MULTIPLE TIMES? Why didn't you just stop seeing him after the first time?

just imagining spending days with another human being is enough to fuck me up

>>37543315
>>37542327
>by my ex

>>37543342
I was the second post you quoted in
>>37542416
But not the first.

Quit giving this fucking faggot the time of day. What are you so fascinated by? It's a dumb cunt you aren't going to learn a thing. Let thi

>>37541489
Elaborate for me please. Don't know what ya mean

>>37543773
>>37543773
hes asking you to bear his children so that you can both molest your kids together

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>>37535865
The only thing that sends me into lust is a good knot
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Mb8WRv5qoH

>>37543788
Hecky hecky. I'm gonna adopt.

>>37543852
Not really incest then is it

>>37542533
I remember talking to her once when she didn't have a tripcode on, only found out it was her later.
She seemed like a nice girl.
Maybe things could have been different for her in a different society.
I do feel sorry for her.

Also
>that body
Holy shit I want to fuck her senseless.

>>37542533
I miss her so much. She blocked me on Skype for some retarded reason too. I actually really liked mys when she wasn't being fucking stupid.

I would have fucked her seven ways from Sunday too. But that's neither here nor there.

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>>37537990
I don't really like it, on a physical level at least.
It's scary and feels very wrong, like my body is being horribly violated, in a way it never should be.
It feels bad.

But it makes me shake uncontrollably and makes me so wet that there is a puddle underneath me by the time it's over.

>>37544246
Would you ever entertain the idea of two men at once?

>>37537990
I like yours though.

>>37544412
>I like yours though.
What did she mean by this