Ever call one of those suicide hotlines? How did it go?

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>>37535327
>hello
>hello, this is the national suicide helpline
>i would like to order one suicide please

the volunteer told me to quit whining and kill myself

No because I've heard they send the cops around if they think you're not just attention seeking

>>37535327
Not bad. The call started out fine, but I developed a crush on the qt operator and she hung up after I asked her for her number. I kind of stalked her for a while after that.

>>37535362
Yes they do. I called one once to talk just because the whole Good Samartians phone lines don't exist anymore.

They kept asking where exactly I was and didn't give a shit about what I had to say. All they try to do is put suicidal people in hospitals. Fuck them.

They will just listen and pretend to care. They don't offer any advice and come out with the usual 'think about your family' bullshit. You can tell when they pick the phone up and it's a male they are sighing internally and just want to end the call.

>>37535484
They also try and talk a lot whilst they wait for the police to arrive. Happened to me once and the police took the phone receiver from me and said yeah sorry about the hoax caller we'll deal with him now. Now I hate the pig cops so much.