ITT: /r9k/ in Trench warfare!

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Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser! Orig

GOTT STRAFE DER HUN!

this is bullshit. it's all spooks and lies. *shoots myself*

>The grey mist rises slowly over the battle-scarred ground of R-9k, also known as "Robotius"
>This planet, orbiting the distant star of Beta Virginis is the last refuge of robots
>Once a paradise world of free thought and expression for noble and enlightened souls, it is now besieged by pozzers from within and by roasties and chads from without
>Even the twin moons of Pepe and Wojak have not come through unscarred - once home to mighty feelers and smug jokesters, they have been taken over by false robots and failed normies as their staging grounds for assaults upon sacred soil of Robotius.
>Now, on ground and dug in around the mighty Tower of Wizards, the regiments of robots and virgins make their stand

>why aren't we wearing trench coats?

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>>37535102
>tfw my feet have been wet for the past 5 days
>tfw no Franzosiche qt to spend the cold nights in the bunker with
>tfw my Chad commanding officer is on leave again, probably back home impregnating his gf
>tfw the Kaiser said I'd be home for Christmas in 1914 yet it's June of 1917
>tfw I have to go repair the barbed wire fence but Hans has gotten out of it the past 3 times
>tfw we probably won't get to Paris
>tfw I'll probably die a virgin out in the middle of some nameless field in Belgium

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German weaboos OUT

>>37535633
Prussian weebs can stay tho, right?