how /paranoid/ are you?

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>>37534753
>every time im home alone my mind goes to "ANON GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE A HOME INTRUDER MIGHT RAPE AND KILL YOU"

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I don't eat at McDonalds because I think they lace their food with a mind control substance that makes people think and behave the way the government wants them to.

I have schizophrenia.

Or, you know... Just check the fucking certificate.
Phishing sites don't use certified TLS.

>have to take out the trash
>bring keys and lock the door behind me
>run to the trash can and run back inside the house
>slam the door shut in record time

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>>37535060
but anon you're not entirely wrong

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>be driving at night
>start thinking about accidentally hitting a pedestrian

>>37535210
I know thats the scary part. People who eat McDonalds watch the same tv shows and shop at the same shops,

>>37535060
anon if you think this way, why wouldn't they be controlling you rn to stop you or to make you spread fear on to others?