>In your backyard
>See this
Wat do?
>>37532063
Wait until my racist, violent, alcoholic, redneck neighbor notices her and goes to beat the shit out of her and watch
>>37532063
Spray her with the hose.
>>37532063
contact the zoo and tell them one of their chimps is loose
>>37532063
"NAP violated"
*detonates the patio C4*
lure it in with some bananas and then lock it in my basement
that sweet chocolate pussy belongs to me now
Tell her that she doesn't have to explain why she's naked and pissing in my backyard, but she does have to EAT ALL THE EGGS
Ask her why her mum lets her have TWO streams.
lap at the puddle
>>37532063
make her suck my dick through my panties and then piss on her too
>>37532063
wtf are you robbing me
>>37532852
>"make her suck my dick through my panties"
>"dick through my panties"
>>37532895
dont judge me for my clothing choices
>>37532921
I judge you for being a fag.
>>37532970
i bet you think only men can wear jeans too
>>37532977
I don't give a shit who wears jeans.
Vomit and tell her to get the fuck out. I don't mind girls peeing, but black women are so fucking disgusting that I can't comprehend how niggers breed with them.
>>37532063
Gun the wild monkey down
probably gently kick her over, I feel like it'd be hard to not tip over from a good nudge sitting like that and she'd get pee on herself.
Ask what the fuck she is doing and why is she being gross in my backyard.
Proceed to call the cops if I don't like her answer.
>>37533430
>I can't comprehend how niggers breed with them
The few that do do it out of desperation.
>>37535376
what if you do like the answer
Ask her to piss all over my face
>>37532195
kek
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