Post all vi/r/gin memes

>talking while eating
Disgusting!

Kek that pic is way too accurate

I don't care because I'm not a failed normie tho. I would never have it any other way

Don't forget to post the Chad equivalents

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>>37531684
DELET THIS

YOU BET YOUR SHINNY ASS THIS WASN'T ORIGINAL

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but Chad plays on his phone at lunch too

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hot off the presses

>tfw /v/ thread was deleted while i made this

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>>37532229
Im loving these but why pray tell arent these chads doing the chad lounge

will one for wizards be done

>>37532335
they're not sitting, they're doing low squats

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i really, really like this meme

>the Chad slumber

>>37532527
I don't know where you guys are getting these pictures of me, BUT IT NEEDS TO STOP

>>37532527
FUCK YOU
0R1G1N4L

virgin walk was the only good one but these are worth it just for the chad versions

>>37532229
needs beer instead of water

>>37532527
This is definitely me

Original
Original

>>37531684
Still waiting for the virgin piss

>>37532728
requesting this tbqh phaem

make the virgin fap and it's counterpart would be the chad booty call

>>37532763
I'll try to make one, although I'm shit at drawing on the computer (or even on paper)

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>>37532527
>>37532229
>>37532335
>perfectly aligns spine with the center of the earth

>>37532728
And don't forget about the virgin stare.

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>>37532527
L I T E R A L L Y 100% unequivocally me.

>>37532527
The joke is that Chads do this shit too

>>37532783
godspeed senpai, OC is always welcome!

>the virgin handshake
>the virgin drink
>the virgin shower
>the virgin handshake
someone make these please

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>>37532728
>>37532739
what would the chad version be??

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>>37532527
>not charging you phone while you sleep

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>>37533105
It already exists, naturally its the complete opposite. Btw wouldn't the virgin piss be going to a cubicle instead?

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>>37532229
>talks constantly with friends while eating, not even stopping to chew or swallow
>constantly screech as loudly as possible

i get how this is a joke, but god damn, this is too real for me. I have to eat lunch with chad all the time. he doesn't let me watch my animes.

>>37533198
>tfw I can't piss in a urinal
it feels like a wall is blocking my piss from coming out or something. I always have to go in a stall. coincidentally I'm a virgin

>>37533256
>I always have to go in a stall

this is debatable since stalls are healthier for your prostate. i get your concern though.

>>37533256
Who else here can't piss at all if someone else is within a 20 metre radius?

>>37533273
>stalls are healthier for your prostate
How does that work?

>>37533105
>does not converse
>attempt to attract least amount of human attention possible

This is just standard pissing etiquette. At least wait until were at the sink before trying to chat up someone.

>>37533292
better to let your dick flop out and piss in the general direction of the urinal than try and aim at a flat toliet

IE aiming at / is better than -

>>37533291
Yeah, sometimes I can't even go in the stall if someone else is in the bathroom. I can't take drug tests either. I freeze up the exact same way and I can't push it out no matter how bad I have to go. I've actually walked out of a job offer because of it. I'm sure they thought I was on something

no see yonder>>37533333
>>37533337

>>37531684
>ambient music to drown out the silence
What normie shit is this? Normals hate silence.

The silence is comforting.

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>>37533292
>How does that work?

stalls allow you to do this after peepeeing to relax your prostate. Obviously u need to a napkin over your nozzle.

>>37533377
yeah I'm not gonna do that. sorry pham

>>37533105
I lost my virginity 10 years ago and I do a lot of this despite having a 7" cock. Why would you want to step in piss puddles and have faggots eyeing your cock while you try to take a leak? Nigga I'm not here to have a convo I'm here to piss and head back. I have had quite a few convos outside of toilets though.

>>37533377
>the virgin squat

>>37533448
>have faggots eyeing your cock while you try to take a leak
Surely that's good, anon. Get them to suck your dick clean after.

>>37533510
I only fantasize about that shit online. Besides, no qt passing traps are going to walk in and be willing to get throatfucked in a stall. Plus I have a girlfriend and would feel guilty

>>37531684
Who the fuck doesn't lean towards the table when they eat. I've never seen someone drink soup without leaning in, do you want soup in your pants?
>stays silent
as opposed to talking to themselves or moaning? wat
>drinks water
oh shit im a virgin i guess

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What do you guys think?

Originally I wanted to make the "virgin fap" but I thought the "virgin room" has more potential.

I know I suck at drawing

Someone could make the "chad room"

>>37531684
this one is me, very accurate senpai

>>37534187
shiiieeeet this is too fucking real

>>37534187
I have Kleenex instead of toilet paper

>>37534187
None of those fits me.

>>37534187
The porn star ones are literally me

>>37534187
What's wrong with private torrent trackers?

>>37532527
why does the hair have to be so accurate tho

>>37534363
Chad only watches dogshit quality tubesites and only searches for "big tit blonde", no kinky shit.

The virgin only watches 1080p/2160p porn that he pirates from private trackers and has an extensive knowledge about porn genres. He has also likely jerked off to shemale porn more than once.

>>37532527
you fucking normies owning smartphones n shit

>>37532070
That Chad drawing kekkekekek

>>37534408
>likely jerked off to shemale porn more than once
Hit too close to home

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>>37534187
You tell me if it fits.

>>37533105
"The Chad Expulsion"

>>37534187
>no anime
>3DPD

pls

>>37534487
>Axe
And you wonder why you're a virgin?

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>>37532527
>Faces the screen away from any entrances

D E L E T

>>37534187
someone has to fix this one
its all about porn and it doesn't hit close enough to home

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>>37534187
I fixed it up for you desu, this might be more applicable to most

>>37534731
I fixed it for him here>>37534759

>>37531684
The worst part about this is I cook stuff like steak and potatoes and chicken bakes and I've had girls straight up leave me over it because its "creepy" that a guy is good at cooking and cleaning.

So the opposite will leave you as a virgin as well. Well I guess unless you buy it all which means you are rich which is a whole different can of worms.

>>37534759
>pc is on the login screen whenever he leaves the room

I do this all the time.

>>37533256
I always used a stall because I didn't want people look at my dick again

>>37534779
add
>room is messy but insists its organized
>all curtains and blinds closed
>weights that are never used
>pile of clothes that need to be washed

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Normies can smell it,especially the women
>be in class talking to girl
>long story short she brings up "anon, do you have a gf? I can tell you're a virgin by the way you carry yourself, you're not a bad looking guy,you're really not, you're actually a good looking guy anon you really are,you need to live your life anon"
>tfw

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>>37534836
The virgin room remastered edition

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>>37533105
the chad piss

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>>37535131
The other days there was an anon complaining about this board not producing fresh new memes.

The virgin memes that started with the "virgin walk" are top tier.

>>37534862
>living your life according to normies is to have sex

Wew lad

>>37535170
This. Also, has he seen the coffee meme?

>>37535186
Hell that's what all the teenagers on here believe

>>37535131
>Back twists in unnatural position
>Not perfectly aligned spine

Ya blew it m8

>>37535205
t. guy who can't meme

>>37535227
>t. guy who doesn't know how t. works

>>37535268
How exactly does t. Work? Can you explain it to me?

>>37535268
stop arguing and do kissu

>>37535205
is it summer aIready

>>37535274
lurk moar, r3t4rd

>>37535281
I have but I don't understand it. Can you help a newfag out please?

>>37535292
dont try it it can break your computer

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>>37535292
spoon feeding you just this one time

>>37532070
Holy fuck I laughed out loud at the Chad Stride

>>37532527
those virgin posts are to mock and bait anyone
because they are easily relatable

>>37532229
Wtf Chad is a fucking dinosaur now kek

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>>37532229
>back is perfectly straight and parallel with the table at all times
>parallel to the table
>PARALLEL

I guess when you're alpha you can get away with laying on the table

>>37535547
Kek
For you maybe!
Kek again

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>>37534187
>PC is on the log in screen whenever he leaves the room
Funniest shit I've ever seen on this website.

>>37531684
Why the fuck do all these images 100% fit me..

>>37536190
You're telling me most people don't do that?

>>37532229
>Has never heard a song in his life.

There it is again Lmao

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>>37532070
Dude I'm fucked...

>>37531684
Kek, that's me in every fucking way
except I'm juggling a qt formerly-virgin gf and my bisexual poly fwb

>>37532352
>they're not sitting, they're doing low squats
Should be added to infographic

>>37534487
That looks pretty nice, anon

>>37536427
>guys, I'm totally a robot xD
>except that I'm not a robot at all xD

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>>37532335
All three sitting

>>37536997
>the wizard sit
I thought I sat normal until I read that

>>37536997
I'm losing my shit rn

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One with a wizard walk

>>37536997
What would you even say to a Chad who says he's too busy to own a cellphone
>na bruh i dont need dat angry birds machine to get ma dick wet

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>>37532229
These are always better than the original

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>>37536492
I agree
I tried

still waiting for the canon chad piss
>>37535131 is a 4/10 attempt

>>37532229
>has never heard a song in his life
my sides

>>37533547
You say that, but ive done it.

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OC: The Chad Coma

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>>37537092
>would kill himself over the way he walks
jesus fucking christ

>>37537292
>hmmmmmm 10/10 this will make a fine addition to my collection

My mommy makes me a nutritious lunch every day. The other stuff is pretty accurate though.

>>37531684
I still remember my freshman year when I lived in the dorms eating in the dining hall alone doing this shit, resting my phone on those frosted plastic cups to watch anime.
Even worse was the time a girl sat next to me and started talking to me out of pity.

REEEEEEEEEEE I want these memories out

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OC: Wizard halt
Feel free to improve

>>37536427
It's not you then is it you fucktard

>>37536997
holy hell wizard one killed me

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OC: The wizard nosh

>>37537776
>>37537581
>>37537292
please st0p

I have been muted xDDDDDDDDDD wow so epic xD

>>37532070
The long stride is too accurate, it's like those queers that take two stairs at a time going up the staircase

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>>37534187
>still watching 'professional' porn

>>37534187
>recognize pornstars by their assholes

DELET RIGHT NOW

tthis meme is shit you should feel bad

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I can't draw, can I still join the fun

Virgin Test Taker
>Tries to be as quiet as possible
>Never looks up throughout the test
>Avoids cheating or giving any hint of cheating
>Covers answers when people pass to prevent them from thinking he is a dumbass
>Sleepy from overnight cramming
>Never ask the teachers questions even when its important

Chad Test Acer
>Maintains low constant vibration to annoy as many people as possible
>Never looks down at the test writes on memory and instinct
>Constantly looking around for the best answer to jot down
>Proudly displays answer to teacher as many times as possible
>Never studies
>Never tired but still slept 12 hours before test
>Constantly asks as many questions as possible

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OC: Chad Castle

>>37535205
You're retarded. The virgin had his back straight in the meme, so the Chad wouldn't.

>>37532527
>>37532335
>>37531684
Wtf this virgin meme describes me perfectly however i already had sex and have great and loving gf.
Fug benis

>>37532527
>Phone on 9 percent battery
I don't even know why I kecked so hard at this

>>37538161
Here's a little secret for ya buddy. All the "virgin" memes are made by an actual virgin, and the things that the "virgin" does are actually extremely relatable to b8 normans into arguing with the meme thus giving the op attention which all humans crave.

>>37531684
I do that all the time and im not a virgin.

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>>37537987
Not my best work

>>37538161
then why are you here

oreganolio

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>>37535170
This fucking describes me perfectly

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>>37532527
Damn, looks like it was right.

>>37535268
>people Outside from finland using t. as meme
Its shortening from terveisin what literally means from.

>>37534187
Most of those are too normie

>>37538291
Not bad.

Can't wait to see when normies steal this meme too and niggers post it on twitter and literal chads post it on FB to attract stacies

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>>37532527
STOP SAYING THAT AND FUCKING DELET THIS

>>37538663
Nah, it will never get normalised. Normies can't handle virginity

>>37534187
This hits way to close to home for my liking

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Here's the 4chan version, lel

>>37538698
they can certainly laugh at it

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This is my OC, do not steal it please.

>>37538815
I rarely laugh at pics IRL but right now I'm laughing hard

10/10

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serious question, are you guys joking / exaggerating or are you actually that awkward? I think I have some anxiety issues but these memes take it to an extreme!

This meme is getting out of control
Origifigiton

>>37538815
Nah the Virgin always uses the stall

This shit is making me crack an autistic smile in the middle of class I love these

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>>37538815
Jesus christ I'm dying from laughter

>>37538881
This. I have tried using the urinal only once and I just stood there for 2 minutes dick in my hand without peeing, then walked away. Worst experience of my life

I need more wizard edits those are fucking hilarious

>>37538850
most of these memes are true about all of us, some of them are obvious bullshit though.

>>37533377
>squatting to pee

This is the only thing that does not have any sensible relation to reality in this thread. The primary benefit of peeing out of a penis is being able to pee while standing

>>37532335
>tfw doing the virgin sit while reading this

>>37534187
And the Chad Chamber?

This whole thread is...

>>37538815
100/10 this is the best version. This one is perfect, best OC I've seen in a long time.

>>37539179
see this post, for the Chad Castle
>>37538071

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>>37538815
oh god i fucking kekd

>>37535098
The best so far

>>37538533
literally doesnt literally mean that

>>37532070
HOLY FUCK my sides lmao

>>37533105
>implying real robots don't just use a stall

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>>37537230
>still waiting for the canon chad piss
>>>37535131 (You) is a 4/10 attempt
O-Oh...

>>37539547
>canon chad piss
see >>37538815

>>37532229
Damn, The-Chad-Something as a response to The-Virgin-Something is the best meme of 2017 so far

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>>37538815
Sorry ,stealing it

>>37539557
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUB IT IN???!?!
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME???????!

>>37539056

ive done this at least 10 times. i never learn. literally standing next to ppl, wait like 30 seconds and then just walk out the bathroom

>>37534187
>storing porn in HDD
>not just watching pornhub/xhamster/etc when needed

This is something that only creepy middle-aged men would do.

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>>37532229
>ouch!
>wow!
>dang!

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>>37538815
Made one with the wizard

>>37536258
>>37537259
could somebody explain this to me?
i don't get it

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Was he the prototypical Chad?

>>37539724
the virgin always listens to music to avoid talking

>>37532229
>back is parallel to the table
you meant perpendicular?

>>37539745
Nah, he was a nu-Chad

>>37532527
>phone on 9%
i dont understand why im laughing

>>37539676

So you posted this at Reddit as well.......

>>37539622
>streaming porn
fuck off to /soc/ chad

>>37539769
chads are so alpha they bully the laws of physics into submission allowing them to be both parallel and perpendickular at the same time

>>37539869
No, I don't use reddit

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>>37539676
don't mind me, I'll just be dying of laughter over here

>>37539622
Only chads and retarded virgins watch anything on tubesites

Requesting "The Virgin Shower"
memes can include:
>waits nervously until the one shower with a door is free
>'no tears' baby shampoo
>generic no brand bodywash
>washes himself as fast as possible with furtive swipes of his clammy hands
>back has never been cleaned and covered in acne
>wears swimming trunks
>too small towel he uses at home
>brings underwear into the shower so he can change inside

Chad's version
The Chad Deluge
>Uses a proper power shower with maximum setting
>grime is literally power hosed off his body
>showers completely nude
>spends time lathering up his entire body
>his group of chad friends take turns scrubbing each others back
>walks around changing room dripping wet doing helicopter whirls with his cock while screaming
>blow dries his ass hair with the hair dryer

>>37539622
I'm just worried some of my favourite shit might suddenly disappear from the internet one day, so i archive it

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>>37532335
>Vibrates constantly to annoy people
Fucking hell

>>37536997

HOLY SHIT, WIZARD SITTING IS COMEDY GOLD


Are our kind just genetically superior when it comes to meme creating?

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>>37538291
>scientist tried to bend his back, they died
I actually keked out loud, thanks for that lad

>>37540089
>Are our kind just genetically superior when it comes to meme creating?
Social isolation and loneliness does that to you apparently.

what's with the Chad T-shirts having those one liners? Does this actually happen?

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>>37540014
What do you think of the Virgin shower?

>>37531684
The first one (walk) was great, deeply personal and frighteningly true. The rest are shit, like a sequel trying to capitalize on the success of the original.

>>37540231
unrealistic t.b.h. They'd never dare to use a public shower/sauna/whatever

>>37531684
This is me except instead of looking at my computer, I devour the meal in microseconds.

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>>37540231
nailed it
orig

>>37540281
Just like with every movie that has multiple parts

>>37534187
>no fucked up hentai
not a real virgin

>>37539676

>Pees one drop at a time.

>MY FUKINGGGGGGG SIDES

>>37534187
>3DPD
Sorry, can't relate.

>>37540231
Am I the only one that spends too much time in the shower? Its the ultimate place to waste your life thinking about nothing of importance! How have none of you caught on to this?

>>37531684
>leans towards the table
As if Chad got crumbs and sauce all over himself from leaning back.

>>37532229
my god damned sides. origonol

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>want to be a chad but heard a song once

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>>37540014
I didn't like the Chad Deluge writings(mainly because hard to draw), so changed them

>>37540463
Even if it's a public shower?

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Wow this place is a disgusting pile of rubbish

>>37540834
A virgin would rather go a month without showering than use a public shower.

>>37540834
If somehow I'm forced to use a public shower than yeah. Feels good wasting other peoples money.

>>37540821
>only showers once a year, but that takes 3 days
What?
Chad showers every day. Someone once told me he showered morning and evening very day.

>>37540821
You don't get the meme. Chad's actions must be overhyperbolized opposites of virgin's.
So instead of >washes himself as fast as possible
It should be something like
>spends half a day showering

>>37540946
>not carrying a portable shower on your back

>>37540946
Yep, Chad showers every day at 5:30 AM before work and at 7:00 PM after his evening workout.

>>37540946
true, fixed it to "showers 5 times a day, each takes 1 hour"

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Here is the fixed version, with the wizard

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>>37541110
>only has a paper towel

>>37537776
holy fuck anon the fucking wizards face makes me laugh so much

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>>37541110
Fixed a spelling mistake, and changed the sun to a ship sail

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>>37539676
>so silent you can hear the atoms spinning
>drinks the toilet water beforehand

The wizard is my favorite, he looks like an eldritch horror

>>37537776
the spelling mistakes are what makes this gold
>Eats turmix of junk food??
>with a starw
>Fat, knows but don't cares
>phone playes
>Eye's fixated
>restraunt

>>37539869
wait who the fuck here is a fucking reddit shitter

stop responding to requests its probably talentless reddit hacks

>>37540946
I do that too but im a wizard

>>37540978
probably from reddit

>>37541430
Ms paint doesn't have a spell check.

what's the
>never heard a song in his life
all about?

>>37541503
How dry is your skin?

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>>37541631
reference to the chad stride, the pic that introduced chad

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>>37531684
The virgin faces.

>>37541389
the wizard makes me fucking laugh so hard. same with the chad. the virgin one is kind of bittersweet when it's really accurate

>>37533547
I really hate when normies still try to defend their stupid cocks like beta men. No one cares Norman. Just take the piss haha

>>37541800
there are some good lookers on there what the fuck

>>37541800
#60, 62 aren't that bad

>>37541838
out of all them, you chose those two goofs

>>37531684
>"adjacent arm"
???

>>37541828
Disregard the women. They're just underages who've rejected a thousand cocks because they feel they deserve the absolute best but will eventually lose their virginity to some lesser chad before they're 18.

>>37541800
>all the girls are cute
this image isn't accurate

>>37541800
jesus
75% of those dont even look so abysmal
i mean they look less ugly then me
>tfw look like 149 and 141

>>37532070
i didn't know quentin is the one who drew the virgin walk

what a legend

>>37534187
>computer is always at the lock screen
>windows + L is the most commonly used keyboard shortcut

>>37541880
ill put the image to the side and list out ones I think are good looking, if you could verify they are in fact good looking and I'm not just weird:
4
10
15
16
19
24 holy shit
26
27
33
48
46
44
51
56 kinda
61 except he looks like onision
75
82
(14)88
101
92
109
123
119
118
140

a lot more look average, but those stand out as being attractive to me

>>37534796
You got something to hide bruh? Just stop having a password like a normal person!

>>37541956
I actually take 4 back he looks psychotic

>>37536997
The wizard sit just fuck me up senpai

>>37533377
fallout_4_anal_rape_mod.jpg

>>37541884
>girls
>"""girls"""
>girls (male)

>>37532527
>of another woman

>>37541343
>>37541110
Wizard needs to shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain.

I know because I've done it before.

>>37542061
i did this once too, in my dorm's floor showers. There was someone in the stall next to me too, and the drain is shared between the stalls, like under the separator. Someone also pissed on my foot from the next stall over once

>>37541885
It was posted on /soc/ and at least one of them is from Google images though.

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Can I have a Chad featured in my OC?

Please no bully my English skills, I'm no native speaker.

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>>37542177
Template if needed.

>>37542096
>Someone also pissed on my foot from the next stall over once
>"Its just a prank bro!"
Drink lots of soda and coffee then you can spray someone with diarrhea next time.

>>37541885
yeah ur ugly then sorry

>>37542177
>>37542192
How on earth did you get this CCTV footage of me taking a bus ride?

Remove it at once.

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>>37532527
I even got a notification I need to sleep

Fuck

>>37539676
>drinks the toilet water before

i can t BREATHE

>>37542177
>contemplates life staring out the window
>skinnyfat belly sticks out

oh no

>>37542177
Please provide some oregano when I wake up.

t. the guy that just made that OC

>>37542177
This is actually quite good, the note about decreasing volume got me good, although I drive a convertible and lower my volume at stoplights.

>>37542222
Checked.

>>37534187
>Can recognize porn stars by the look of their assholes
wat

>>37534862
hey at least someone talked to you. that doesnt happen to me unless its a cashier. too late for me.

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OC made in over 10000 hours in PhotoShop

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Oh look it's THE VIRGEN

>>37542350
Add "can't spell" to that list too.

>>37535170
Sheeeeittt
origeenul

>>37542350
haha simply epic dank meta pic. reddit tier

>>37538815
Genuinely really funny. Thanks for this.

>>37542342
someone make the chad massacre please

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>>37542403
many danks :DDDD
>>37542374
sure thing m8

>>37542342
the only part of this that made me laugh was the does it on saturday. Unless it was all part of a let down until the real punchline of saturday, then I say good work

Much better than that stupid oats meme.

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this was fun

748159263

>>37533105
>Tries to minimize urine splashback
literally nothing wrong with this

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Someone do the virgin and chads birthdays next, Chad will have a massive piss up party with 1000's of people whilst the virgin will have pic related.

>>37535170
Yeah, I haven't laughed this hard at a meme in a long time. Sucks that reddit is going to get a hold of this and ruin it soon like they always do.

>>37538291
its g8 ty m8

>>37542457
back to basics, this one is good thank you. The fucking faggots trying to get on r/4chan were starting to ruin it with dumb shit

>>37542457
>tfw steering wheel is a fan

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>>37542482
Here is a group of chads to work from.

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>>37542482
And some whores to go with them.

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Don't have the time or talent, so I'm just going to have to make a request.

"The Virgin Calculator"
>uses Windows 10 even though he hates it
>uses privacy respecting search engines like DuckDuckGo
>plays videogames
>knows how to use the command prompt
>he carefully picked his PC parts based on value/price
>has at least 3 different ad blocking browser extensions
>stores his anime porn encrypted
>posts Stallman memes on 4chan

"The Chad Supercomputer"
>uses latest macOS
>uses Google
>doesn't play videogames
>has never seen a terminal in real life, nor does he know what that is
>bought the latest most expensive MacBook Pro since money equals quality
>doesn't know browser extensions exist
>doesn't encrypt anything, part because he doesn't have anything to hide, part because he doesn't know how
>posts dick pics on snapchat

>>37542625
is the bottom left of this image miraculous ladybug

>>37538815
Really fucking funny, 10/10

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Here's a new one

>>37532527
REEEEEEE STAHP WATCHING MEEEEEEE

>>37543159
>the virgin shopping
These describe me perfectly

>>37538850
Founded in truth. Mostly hyperbole tho

>>37543218
Wrote it from personal experience. I was wrongfully accused of stealing because I kept my hands in pockets

>>37543239
That happens to me. I always have my hands in my pocket. I also always get called sick or on drugs because my eyes look dead and tired all the time

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>>37532527
THIS IS TOO REAL
DELETE THIS OR DIE!

>>37543329
are you an idiot or something?

>>37543428
EXPELL YOUR WORDSORDYE

>>37543452
those are normal, for every people.

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>>37532070
>slaps and batters incoming traffic
I lost it

This meme is going to get pretty popular and i see three possible scenarios.
1. (Hopefully) roasties get BTFO because they can't relate to being a virgin or nervously relate despite being aware of being a slut.
2. Someone is going to replace "virgin" with loner or milenial etc.
3. People are going to like it ironically or subtly chide those who relate with the virgin side.
Godspeed.

>>37541800
No fucking way in hell that #22, #104 and #143 are virgins.

>>37543730
even people in this thread are already misusing it and making it lose it's charm. The ones with the wizard are all good though, and the original ones of course

I think it might just become the next "starter packs" maymay where it devolves into really specific shit that no one else relates to really.

>>37543730
Most likely 2 and 3 since normies don't want to associate with the virgins but still want to feel special and original (and superior). That's the rhetoric that led to this meme and the counter-meme in the first place.

>>37540285
We were forced to do it in School or you would be seen as the sweaty weirdo

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>>37534187
STOP

HOW DO YOU KNOW MY LIFE

STOP THIS NOW

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

>>37543871
why didn't you just not exert yourself?

I also always got lucky and had gym at the end of the day

>>37542907
The Chad supercomputer should be running Mac OS 9.2.2 or Amiga

>>37542907
this is really stupid, you are the reason its going to shit

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>>37542907
only virgins use computers chad is too busy slaying pussy

>>37540089
HAHA WE SURE ARE FELLOW R9K USER


"""""WE""""" ARE SO FUCKING COOL

I'M GLAD """"""""""""""WE"""""""""""""""""" MADE ALL THESE COOL MEMES

>>37541800
Holy shit, I know #141. There's no way he's a virgin, let alone a robot; he's one of the most charismatic people I know.

>>37540089
please remove yourself

>>37531684
>eats junk food
>has soda
>leans on their chair
this is everybody though
and looking at your phone rather than looking at the people you're with, that's normie through and through
a virgin would probably be playing on a 3DS or something

get a fucking clue before you start with your "humorous observations"

>>37544397
>this is everybody though
That's the joke
These images were made so everyone who is even a tiny bit insecure, which is pretty much anyone, identifies with the image

>>37531684
praise kek with this, virgins, and grab yourself some pussy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-hIDywhzHg

>>37541800
I want to impregnate #22

>>37534780
Wasn't that supposed to be hot or something?

>>37544708
Yes back when it was still "rare" for men to do it. Now its a threat. If the guy is cooking and cleaning all the time well what is she doing to contribute? In this economy girls cant just lazy around before so if she cant make herself useful at home it means shes gonna have to get a job.

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>>37538767
>windows block out light even when the sun shines

>>37543159
>Mentally drains all knowledge from an employee while screaming

Kek'd considerably

>>37544708
it's only hot when Chad is cooking

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>>37534528
I thought you meant that he had an actual axe in his room

>>37532527
Hahahahahahah this is literally me hahahhahaha kill me hahahahhahahahahahaha no really please hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahgahaha

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>>37539676
>must be alone in the building to pee

>>37534487
>likely uses axe instead of bathing

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devWnjn
Looking for discord for both gays and straight?
Wanna chat with comfy people and find lewdies to talk to? join our server and have fun

These memes aill make me kill myself
Please stop

>>37531927
>so much this
people can mock me/us for being the losers we are, i dont care. is not that i had a chance since the beginning like failed normies.
life's a bitch, you either born with good genes or you'll live in hell.

>>37538850
yeah 99.9% of the "virgin" descriptions in this thread are me

>>37534487
by how much did your k/d ratio increase when you bought a xXxDXRACER GAMING CHAIRxXx and a xXxBACKLITGAMINGKEYBOARDxXx from the jews, faggot?

>>37541828
the guys that look fine, well, its probably autism, depression, etc. physical aspect is just half of what you need, not even half, the rest is mental sanity.

>>37542177
>>37532527
Almost every one of these applies to me. We really can be profiled, there's only a limited amount of personality types.

>>37546352
that or they're attention whoring normalfags who like to post pictures of themselves

>>37542457
One of the best ones. Like always, as soon as new OC gets posted, a leigon of redditors and newfags ruin it. This one is funny, and consistent

All of these images are accurate to my habits (I know they are still very vague or common), but I am not a virgin, does this make me a spiritual virgin rather than physical?

>>37534187
>No cumstains on the walls / ceiling
>Actually uses toilet paper rather than wallowing in his own organic filth

GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37535995
>Doing the virgin geometry

>>37536997
>looks at feet to determine who is around him

Oh shit I do this

>>37540231
Kill yourself you unfunny fuck.

>>37537581
>The phone battery is dead, always charging

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW.

>>37542414
i imagine he impales everyone with his dick while wearing shiny armor bestowed upon him by greek gods

>>37533105
Seven Chads holding hands, standing in the spaces between the urinals pissing fucking everywhere

>>37532527
I never really get scared

But this terrifies me.