ITT - fembot feels >tfw 30 and still no bf >tfw only men

>>37531241

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>tfw get legitimately angry when i see woman hate or MGTOW threads, not because they're misogynistic, but because they're right.
>tfw still sucks because for every one of you guys that stay single or go MGTOW or otherwise stay in your basement, some girl out there is going to die alone and resentful.

>>37531241


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>i just want a man who will appreciate me and commit to me, i'll cook and clean, i'll put out every night, i'll have all the babies he could ever want, please just no more of this foreveralone existence.

>tfw no 26+ year old introvert autistic fembot friend to exchange awkward messages with
t. 32 years of age introvert autist dude

>>37531275
Nah.

Between 18-30 there are 5% more men than women so MEN are the ones who will get nothing, not to mention that older guys will also want 18-30 females.

And women will die alone either way, since above 60-70, there are 3-4 times more women than men since men die earlier.

You are probably late from the train, should've gotten a husband in your early 20's.

>>37531241
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>tfw being ghosted

i dont think you guys know how much this hurts.

>>37531338
>implying i didnt try

you men are all the same. you dont know what its like to watch relationships fail one after another and yourself getting older and older and less eligible, and the men that express interest drop in quality.

>>37531275

>tfw still sucks because for every one of you guys that stay single or go MGTOW or otherwise stay in your basement, some girl out there is going to die alone and resentful.

Well, I always knew that was the true reason why MGTOW gets so much hate on the internet. I'm alone for various reasons, nothing to do with MGTOW. But the visceral autistic anger that people especially on 4chan have towards MGTOW obviously stems from the fact that people think women are always victims, so people think women are oppressed in western society if they can't get a date. It's pathetic.

>they still expect a husband for nothing
>they pretend like they still have men interested

hehe

>>37531241
>why cant you guys just get your shit together and be the men we need to become husbands and fathers?

have you seen the videogames they're making today?

>>37531241
>why cant you guys just get your shit together and be the men we need to become husbands and fathers?

because we've seen what you do to husbands and fathers and we aren't really interested in going through that.

>>37531241
Because you're pasted your prime roastie. Studies show that older women give birth to kids with higher chance of autism, schizo and bipolar disoarder.

>>37531420

i'm not a roastie. dont call me that.

>>37531381
And that's whose problem exactly...? Mine? Or what do you expect? I honestly don't understand. It's not like a sudden realization, you should've known this a long time ago.

>>37531341

Of course we know. Spent our 20's going through that.

Maybe when you're 40 you'll be like us and don't care you're without a husband.

>live in mom's garage
>bout a month ago
>mom get wild hair and picks up a shit assed little bark machine from some shelter
>dog decides it's my dog
>ree
>be now
>precious pupper is sleeping tight in my bed
>be at computer
>been gassy all day
>feel a big rumble
>have bathroom in garage but toilet can't handle my massive dumps
>don't want to have to go to house
>dogger will have to be carried into the bathroom with me or else she'll wake up parents
>also it's night and all I'm wearing is a big ol pair of granny panties and don't have time to find clothes
>maybe it's just a big fart
>maybe it'll pass
>it isn't
>it won't
>try to sneak out of house without waking pupper
>pupper snaps to life like a fucking rage zombie
>fat faggot ass pupper sprints out the cracked door into the fucking night
>try to whisper loudly like a youtube lp'er trying not to wake his mom in the next room
>dog isn't coming
>the rumble persists
>start shouting as quietly as possible for dog
>feel anus trying to crack open
>fuck it
>I don't care, no more dog then
>run up to the back porch
>arm fully extended
>rip the door open
>dog was somehow fucking there already

cont

I was hoping this thread and it's OP would be different. It's always the same. Oh well.

>>37531454

>step on her
>trip over her
>she's screaming
>fall inside the house
>tear down mom's stupid fucking hippie commie pink beaded curtain down
>tangle in beads
>fall with back arched up so I don't hurt my screaming dog further
>form a human tent of beads and poopsweat over her
>dog is living the end of the world and is screaming appropriately
>trying to free herself from 70s home decor, she flops violently upward
>headbutting me in the guts
>the guts already strained by arching
>now we're both screaming
>tangled in beads
>and now I'm shitting
>parents have obviously woken up from all the ruckus
>stepdad: large, what used to be known as high functioning autisitc, first generation German illegal alien
>comes running down from parents' bedroom
>with his shotgun
>he is also screaming, but in German, having apparently been startled into regressing
>now a chorus of three different languages are all screaming
>2/3 are tangled in beads
>one is shitting
>one is pointing a shotgun
>mom comes in and has the fucking sense to turn a light on
>now we can all see
>me and the dog are trapped in a third world fishing net and covered in shit
>there was a point about halfway through where I could have stopped shitting
>but
>you know
>may as well live a little
>the screaming stops
>dog frees herself and flees into the night
>stepdad goes back to bed without saying anything
>mom stares at me like I'm a piece of shit
>I am, Ma
>look at me
>look at what your baby became
>she turns the fucking light off and gos back to bed
>lay down in the beaded shit cocoon I've made

I have to fucking move away, there is no recovery from this
I wasn't a shining star before, but this is just

>>37531435
yes its your problem. why dont you guys grow up and become husbands and fathers? dont you see what this is doing to your mothers and sisters?

at least you spent your prime years part of the Chad harem.

>>37531482

No it's not. You're not entitled to marriage.

>>37531241

ive seen this pop up more and more lately. looks like women are finally getting the beta male backlash

>>37531241
>why cant you guys just get your shit together
my shit is fully together, that's why I don't need you :^)

Yes I see what it's doing and I'm all smiles.

>>37531497
i know i'm not entitled to marriage, but i'm at least entitled to a chance to prove myself worthy of marriage right? the problem is that none of you guys have done anything to prove that you're marriage capable.

>>37531522

Nope you're not entitled to anything. And none of us care.

>tfw you want a $1,800 silk shirt from Gucci but you don't have a job
>tfw no beta provider to finance my great fashion sense

>>37531522
nice dubs. and get used to it, this is the new reality.

You think men marry because of some checklist you can pass.

Men marry out of love, and love is quite dead.

>>37531531
>>37531522

does it bother you roasties that there's an awakening in the ranks of the beta males and more and more of them decided not to bother?

>>37531454
>>37531469
What the fuck is wrong with you, why can't your toilet handle your shits? What do you eat?
Congrats though, you're the first female I've seen that might actually be a fembot

>>37531241
>>37531275
>>37531313
>be me
>30 yr old male
>2 relationships
>one lasted 2 years the other 5
>first cheated on me
>second had a early midlife crisis
>decided she wanted to party and get spit roasted by chads every weekend
>she fell hard into drugs and got pregnant and came begging to take her back
kek

man or woman it doesn't matter OP both sides are equally shit

now post contact so you can ghost me after a few hours

>>37531546

It's been happening for years and years, they're just begging now because they truly have fallen off.

>>37531469
dude I refuse to believe this is real, why tf r u wearing granny panties????

>>37531522
You spent your marriable years slutting around and now that your value is rock bottom you want to get married to a provider.

Every "sexually liberated" woman does the same, but it doesn't really work anymore. Feel free to jump from cock to cock and enjoy your life but expect to have to provide for yourself and not be marriage material once you hit 35.

Betas with nice jobs are realizing it's better to keep their nice jobs and fuck 20 year old escorts rather than settle with an used good woman. Hell the relationship with the escorts is much more honest since they don't try to delude the beta into thinking they actually love him as a person and not just their money.

>>37531547
I have really dense shits I think
I eat a lot of bread
thanks

>>37531275
>assuming i care about some rando roastie dying sad and alone

>>37531241

look you want my advice? no of course you dont. but im going to give it to you anyway because i care. your best bet is to look to the 40s and 50s men who just finished their first round of divorces, those men arent going to be perfect and will come with baggage, but they're the only men left who aren't infected by this MGTOW cancer and still believe that beta provisioning is the ticket to love. go any younger than that and you hit the real cynics, the ones that got ignored in their youth and are now pumping and dumping their way through all the millennial women hitting their nesting phase in their 30s.

>why cant you guys just get your shit together and be the men we need to become husbands and fathers?

no. i'm just doing drugs and waiting for a new war. marry your cat

>>37531546
>does it bother you roasties that there's an awakening in the ranks of the beta males and more and more of them decided not to bother?

not really, because i also don't bother and my post about beta providers was making fun of the people here who talk about them as if it's genuinely meaningful as a concept.

>>37531569

>35

Woah not so fast, more like 25. 25-30 is the final countdown, if you don't get married then you probably won't ever.

>>37531567
Well I'm not gonna like wear a thong and pasties to bed, I like to be comfortable when I relax and shit
It's night time in my own little world out in the garage, I can wear anything
Or it was supposed to be
I haven't come out of the garage all day today, I don't know how to look anyone in the eye again

>>37531578

>but they're the only men left who aren't infected by this MGTOW cancer

Yet I actually go outside and see young couples everywhere. The guys are always effeminate and the women always look like sluts, but still.

>>37531431
ROASTIE ROASTIE HAS GOT ROAST BEEF FLAPS

You were too busy on the cock carousel, and you missed the train. Serves you right

>>37531596
the younger guys do not have the provider mentality that an older man would. feminism unwittingly beat, strangled, and medicated that mentality out of men.

Time to move home with mommy, op.

>>37531241
does it bother you that men are waking up?

>>37531241
stop fucking Chad and maybe we can talk

>>37531608

The younger guys look like effeminate little dudebros. The expressions on their face make them look like total retards too. Compare them to the older guys and it's totally different. For some reason angry old guys are harder on me (I'm 25) than they are on the effeminate little dudebros. But I digress. Of course they don't have the provider mentality. The effeminate little dudebros are spoiled and they were raised to be able to take shortcuts to being a "real man", and feminism let them do that. A lot of those guys have the audacity to look down on guys like me even though they took the spoonfed shortcuts society handed to them and I didn't.

Here we spoke the truth. But it only invites more attempts at sabotage.

But at last you understand that we were saying the truth all along.

I hope the memories of the trolling and carousel years warms your heart as you go to bed.

>>37531241
>why cant you guys just get your shit together and be the men we need to become husbands and fathers?

Because that takes effort and there is no sufficient reward for it.

>>37531630
>>37531632

Now now, there is no "fixing" this train.

Unless you have a time machine.

Women don't understand men at all. Especially not how a man can love a woman.

>>37531241
Hey man, don't blame us. I'm 18, these are literally my only qualifications
>Don't be a slut
>Be conservative
>Be christian
>Be at least moderately attractive

Fuck, that ain't hard. It's your fault for being such a roastie.

This bait thread is bait.

>>37531674

It's not a risk versus reward situation.

Women don't understand men at all.

>>37531241
Because women are nigger loving whores. Regano

>>37531682
Eh so what. Even if its fake, the fantasy is still there.

>>37531641
>>37531640
>>37531632
>>37531630
>>37531597
Here we have some shining examples of real men.

I'm embarrassed for guys that post shit like that. Jesus, I can almost smell the pizza rolls and monster cans.

>>37531718
Nobody cares about you. Leave us alone. Your womb will rot and fall out and you will be alone. Deal with it. You're the failure.

>>37531241
This is a bad place for a spinster to post.

All you will get is hate from virgins who feel like their lives have been ruined by Chads snatching up all the casual sex.

I don't know why I posted here thinking anyone could relate to accidentally shitting all over your dog in front of your mom and crying about it in the garage for a day, but I'm disappointed anyway

>>37531718
But at least I'm not a women

>>37531241
>why cant you guys just get your shit together and be the men we need to become husbands and fathers?
conformed b8

>>37531733
I have nothing against Chad. I only hate niggers and Jews.

>>37531718

>Jesus, I can almost smell the pizza rolls and monster cans.

I haven't eaten pizza rolls or hot pockets for a long time. I have to walk with my groceries so I only carry the most healthy, nutritious food and drink. I also don't drink energy drinks anymore and feel much better deriving my energy from natural sources.

OP youre going to get voices from all sides telling you to settle but i'm here to tell you - dont you fucking dare settle and ruin an good man's life. (not that you'll be able to these days) and get a cat.

>>37531749
Coal chads and shekle chads

>>37531718
Jokes on you dumbo I drink rockstar and stick to spicy ramen.

>>37531733
Most "chads" I've met have actually been pretty nice. But lately people are trying to make all these subgroups with brad thad etc and it loses me.

>>37531767
Jews can't be Chads. All Jews have small penises.

>>37531736

Because you wanted to distract from the real topic.

>>37531718

Yeah you can still take cheap shots, you've got a life time of doing that.

But it doesn't matter, because we told you feminists were bullshit but you were too "empowered" to take warning.

And you still actually think some man will marry you because you imagine passing some fictional check list...

There is no check list. There is only emotional connection, honesty and attraction for love to exist and form into marriage.

>>37531772
You mad you have a stinky pussy no one wants?

social engineering always has a human cost. that's you. you're a part of that.

>>37531737
>>37531727
I'm a guy that is legitimately embarrassed for you. You have no idea how to act like a man or speak like a man. You are the fedora/trenchcoat memes come to life.

Did you not have fathers? Why do you sound so weak and resentful of everything? You know nothing of the opposite sex except the stupid shit you see posted here.

>>37531313
you made your bed you stupid cunt, now sleep in it

>>37531777
Compensation my goy. Yall think trump got ivanka from his massive dong and chipper personality? Or the paper in his wallet?

>>37531801

Oh please, don't pretend you're a man.

>>37531787
>feels thread
>feels of shame not the real topic
I don't even know r9k anymore

Value-wise, my right hand supercedes a woman financially, socially, and sensually.

I don't need the drama, don't want the kids, won't spend the money, and can't fucking stand how demanding women truly are. If you want to increase your market value as a human fucking being above that of my right hand, actually do something positive with yourself as a woman and stop being such a bitch.

Until then, most women will remain cock-fodder for your average dude looking to fuck.

>>37531241

>30, no debt, own house and car
>only fuck escorts

it's absolutely sickening to me to meet a "real" woman looking to "settle down" and talk to her, and be able to tell that she's mentally checking off boxes. it's actually kind of frightening the man-eating fire when they find out about the fact that i have my shit together but not looking to settle down.

>>37531790
I'm not sure if you meant to quote me? This thread is a train wreck.

>>37531801
I had a father who wanted to abort me and did the best he could to avoid paying child support. And no I don't wear a fedora and I wasn't one of the people you initially responded to.

>>37531820

True, but it became something else before you started posting your dog story.

>>37531328
er, hey. contact?

>>37531827
its reasonable for a woman to want things if shes taking marriage seriously, youre just an immature manboy. theres nothing wrong with a woman looking to marry and have the resources to support children

>>37531842
...maybe. Give me an email address?

>>37531827

They don't understand the love of men whatsoever. They think it's a checklist like theirs.

>>37531853

But marriage isn't some business plan. That's what you don't get.

>>37531801
Not any of them, but my dad taught me about being wary of women and learning how to weed out the trash.
He's been married for 30 years next March, so I'd trust his advice more than some anonymous retard on the internet.

>>37531871

then why cant i meet any guys who will just love me for me?

>>37531861
theres no checklist, i just want someone to treat me with love and respect and start a family with.

>>37531551
>be 17
>have 2 relationships
>3.5 years and 2 years
>second one wants to hook up a year later
>fuck it, why not?
> free sex actually worked out fine, go figure
>no idea what to do now that I'm 24

Where does a guy go to talk to women, tried nightclubs and they only result in vapid but good looking women

what do I do r9k?

Turns out women are as clueless as ever, except in shaming men.

>>37531241
at least you had a boyfriend, I've never even talked to a girl my age

>>37531801
My father was a great guy. I love him dearly, as do I love my mother. They love each other as well, and raised me to the best of their ability. The resentment comes from the years of abuse and insults, dissrepect and disdain that women have given me over the years, all for appearing emotional and kind, like I had been told all my life to be. This is the fruit of their labour, you actions bear penance to your soul. The bell tolls for thee roastie

>>37531241
>>tfw miss my high school skater boyfriend - havent spoken for 10 years, last i heard he works in advertising making 6 figures
Aaaaand of course a roastie bitch has to bring up the salary. You fucking whore.

>>37531241
because the era of the beta male is over. this is a good thing though, no patriarchy, no societal pressure upon you to fuck a man you find repulsive. you're free to bang all the chad dick you want, what the fuck else do you want from us?

>>37531842
[email protected]

>>37531901
i just want someone to love me and grow old with. why is this so hard? why is it too much to ask?

>>37531681
Gtfo Christ fag. Enjoy college faggot

>>37531881

But you've already met more than a few in your youth.

Did you not notice them?

You're not entitled to marriage.

>>37531241
I'm 34 and have my shit together. But why should I settle for a fat fembot with mental issues? I will take my pick from much better girls available.

>>37531884
Wait my man. Sadly this is the time we live in. Church is the only last option that isn't a vapid cesspool of shitty personalities

>>37531454
>>37531469
I keked really hard
>toilet can't handle my massive dumps
I know that feel desu

>>37531936
*Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*

Original titties in my asshole with black hats that dance like frogs on the shiney buttery moon

>>37531922
youre really not looking in the right pool of men. listen to this anon
>>37531578
hit up the 40 to 50 year old men if you want commitment, they'll be more than happy for a hot young thing like yourself.

>>37531827
That sounds like my plan. Congrats bro.
But what about 18-25 year olds? No chance there?

Lmao! We got grandpa dipping 2 decades down for that puss puss.

It'll be like his first wife all over again.

>>37531969
>I know that feel desu
;-;
I am so glad I'm not alone in that
I feel like some kind of brick-laying monster

>>37531972

i would be more than happy to take a 18-25 year old wife, but i haven't met any women who arent gold diggers in that age range genuinely interested in settling down to raise a family. the young golddiggers are even scarier than old ones because they're harder to resist.

>>37531922
Because life aint fair. I've accepted the fact that I'm not gonna have kids, that I'm not gonna have a wife, because like the anon said, the time of the beta male is over. They are retreating into single lifestyles devoid of money sappers, free to be whatever they want. And you get to fuck chad. Seems fair to me

>>37531922

See that's what I wanted in my teens and 20's.

That's what I wanted when I was a virgin, to love a woman that's my best friend and lose our virginities to each other and grow old together and not having any other loves.

You found that hilarious I bet. But now you don't.

>>37531884
>get a (you) hoping for a fembot contact
>just a fellow failed normie
desu either thru friends of work colleagues if you want a meaningful relationship. hence why we're all here, either no friends or we work with older people who only know ppl older than you or single moms with a fuck ton of baggage.

the bar/club/dating sites have become so saturated with chads feeding women's narcissism its hyper inflating their value. they've gotten by off their looks for so long they only want to settle when they feel they're starting to loose attention

the 30-40's being prime age for males is a meme unless you want a used up roastie with 2 kids from chad

>>37531241
>tfw I have a stalker that was some random robot type guy who I smiled at and had a 2 minute conversation with in the coffee line at a cafe before class
Why won't he leave me alone? He's scary.

>>37532031

Grandpops ITT knows that pussy still good for another 10 years or a little less.

>>37532031
Teenager virgin thinking he knows what life is like for a male in his 30s: the post.

>why cant you guys just get your shit together and be the men we need to become husbands and fathers?

I believe I'm getting there, perhaps too slowly, I'm here because I need to do something light and thoughtless to try and get some sleep.

>only men available to me are either looking for a side piece or have so much baggage its not worthwhile

If a woman is going to judge me by my history I'm fucked already.

>be asian
>parents set me up with daughter of one of their friends
>its an aging roastie who cant shut up about her etsy store, how much money her white ex boyfriend was making when they were together, and checked her phone every 5 minutes
>tell her im going to restroom, get up and paid for our meals and instructed waiter to tell her that i had to leave for a work thing
>face fallout from both families

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>>37531469
Oh shit, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time, can we please be friends?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QXYM6-X8c3o

For you, m'lady.

You are a robot now. The requirement is having a dying heart.

>>37532038
WaAaaaaaaAAA CHAD ISNT GIVING ME ATTENTION, AND THE ROBOT IS TRYING TO RAPE ME I'M SO UP MYSELF WAaaAAAAAAaaaa WHO WILL LOVE ME WHEN IM 30 AND A ROTTEN ROASTIE WITH A SHIT PERSONALITY

>tfw my braindead sister is engaged to a muslim
All in the name of 'cultural enrichment' I'm sure. My dad's a traditional leftie, but he's disowned her because he's also a passionate atheist, and while my mum is much less angry, she's still deeply dissapointed. Now she's begging me and my brother to mediate, and forced me to meet his family (my brother is conveniently out of town).
Fuck, why is she so retarded?

>>37532113
I'm sorry, but leaving threatening notes, repeatedly asking me out and then fucking hurting my cat is not 'waaah' it's genuine stalking. I'm a lesbian. I don't want either the Chad, or the robot.

>>37532023
i think thats sweet. where were you when i was 20?

>>37532080
i bet they got china-mad as fuck over that bruh

OP just hit up some guys you friendzoned, i bet some of them are still willing to take a chance on you.

>>37532144

Getting rejected again and again by besties. Orbiting was the only way I could stay somewhat close.

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>>37531736
Nigga you think it's a everyday occurrence that people get wrapped into a shit Monster?

>>37532130
Women secretly want to be dominated, no matter how much they meme about shit like rights, so Mudslimes are the natural choice.

>>37532091
well now that my mom probably won't be my friend anymore, I guess I have some room in the roster

>>37532147
i tried explaining to them that she's a roastie, and their response was "so? why you care? she nice girl anon she make good wife." and all i can do is laugh.

>>37532168
What's ya email?
Pupperpetrifierblox

>>37532158

youre just the kind of guy girls go for later in life anon, dont feel bitter about that.

>>37531241
Let's talk. How do I contact you?

>>37531241
>>tfw 30 and still no bf
Is this video a good summary ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1K8jmDTiY8&list=LL9JcYkRqM5nYB2qpzZ1MW-g&index=5

>>37532160
that's
a good point
but I thought if anyone could, it would be r9k

>>37532183

I'm not bitter. I've checked out. I'm too old to go after women.

>>37532142
>complained about a robot talking to her in a coffee
>fails to mention the other things he )))does(((
>magically remembers as soon as she is called out on it
>claims to be a lesbian

Fucking wew lad. Fake and gay please kill yourself and save the world some oxygen

>>37532161
>Women secretly want to be dominated, no matter how much they meme about shit like rights, so Mudslimes are the natural choice.
Well I'm her sister, and I think she's being a fucking moron. Surely even if she found it attractive, her logical brain would override it? The same way my brain overrides any desire I have to sleep with known douchebags even if they're ascetically pleasing?

>>37532183
>you're just the kind of guy girls go for once their clock is ticking and they're desperate about settling down anon

>be a roastie hitting the wall
>REEEEEE WHY WON'T MEN STEP UP AND MARRY ME REEEE
>gee roastie, i dunno, cuz you have more baggage than the men, yoru pussy is loose, your personality sucks and reeks of entitlement, and you're more than likely just as boring as any sad fuck here
>but reeeeeeeeee muh bf that i deserve
>no roastie. no.
>but reeeeee
>shhhhhh, it's your fault and you know it

Maybe in your next life you'll try to get a shy guy's attention in HS instead of waiting to blow the chadball team after practice and a big game. But I doubt it, women don't learn so good.

fembot here
>virgin
>28
>never had a boyfriend that stuck around for more than two weeks.

ive never touched a single dick in my life, much less chad dick, but i always get dumped because i dont want to put out too early on in the relationship. make up your minds guys, you can't have it both ways.

>>37532206
No, I complained that a guy was stalking me after I talked to him briefly in a coffee line. Not because he did. My god, learn basic reading comprehension.

>>37532208
Clearly you're the defective one, or you wouldn't be here.
You can't expect other women to be as fucked as you.

>>37532154
>>37532210

Honestly though that's not a terrible idea.

>>37532211
>chadball
lawl

nice dubdubs

>>37532216

I'm 25. I won't date you, but I can fight you. I will fight you. Do you want to fight? I'll take you on.

>>37532180
Oh shit, for real?
I'm not gonna lie, I don't think it's a good idea for me or anyone else to post email in this particular thread
Like I dunno if I'm gonna get an inbox full of ree normie whore, you know
I-I'm sorry

>>37532216

Nobody believes you're a 28 year old virgin woman.

>>37532232

why wont you date me? is it the age thing?

>>37532224
At least I'm not dating a muslim. I'm fucked for different reasons, like being introverted and misanthropic. But I'm not stupid.

>>37532243

even if i was a whore, whats wrong with waiting until the moment's right?

>>37532216
>28
>virgin

so what birth defects do you have?

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>>37532236
It's okay, dude. But I'll remember you amalgamation shit Monster-anon.
I'll be wishing you the best of luck from here on out!

>tfw still a virgin at 25 because i haven't met the right man and am starting to seriously consider propositioning the local manslut because i'm sick of not knowing what it's like

>>37532256
i guess im kind of a prude

>>37532077
b-but I am 30

granted it varies based on location so let me reiterate. that's my experience living in the Bible Belt in a rural area as a 30yr male. I have no idea what it's like in your area but if majority women your age aren't single moms looking for a paycheck and free house then I guess you have no excuse for being single senpai

I really don't care if I die single because I'm not going to settle for a used up single mom with nothing to offer besides a wet hole. I make enough money to support myself and waste money on hobbies so I don't need to rely on finding a relationship to help out with adulting

>>37532245
Kill yourself bitch. You disgust me. Old stinky fish pussy.

>>37532254

Tis a moot discussion, m'lady.

I didn't call you a whore, I said nobody believes you're a 28 yr old virgin woman.

And I like escorts, if it weren't for them I'd be a virgin-virgin.

why cant you robots see that not all of us want chad? that there are still good women out there who actually just want a nice guy?

>>37532250
Mudslimes are pretty much guaranteed to take over the world and propagate their genes, so I'd say you are the stupid one in this scenario.
Your sister's just getting her foot in the door early.

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>>37532262
oof, my heart
I don't know what you're up to out there, anon, but we'll always have this moment in time and I hope you're well

>>37532216

>be 32 year old man
>have only been with one vagina in my life
>about 12 years ago, so will suck just as much as i did then

So, wanna get together and awkwardly cuddle and awkwardly hang out and stuff?

>>37531241
Look for a much older man and stop being hung up on the past. You're an adult now. Make marriage and children #1 priority and look for love with your whole spirit. You won't die alone.

>>37532245

>is it the age thing?

No. I just have a very shoddy, mostly unsuccessful history with women and I like fighting women. I really want to challenge you to a fight and just take you down. I'd rather do that then date you.

a-any roasties in toronto?
>>37532169
yea you need someone you can groom into wife material

>>37532287

I believe you. But I also know feelings change.

You wish for a nice guy at 4am on a Tuesday.

You long for Chad on a Friday night when the stars are out.

>>37532287
>be me
>nice guy
>???

>>37532301

if she goes for a much older man, shes pretty much guaranteed to die alone.

>>37531241
Just posting to let you know that i pass you up on ever dating site when i see...
>>has kids

>>37532315
She'll have children, stupid

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>>37532296
Even friendship can bloom on the battlefield.

>>37532216
They dumped you because you wouldn't have sex within two weeks?

>>37532314
Maybe you're just not that nice. Ever consider that?

>>37532328
when was the last time your father visited your grandma?

>>37532220
Cry me a fucking river. Like I care if he was a stalker before or after you flashed your snatch at him, as long as you end up cold blooded in a gutter I'm fine with that
>complains about a stalker on an anonamoose image board
>not informing police about it

Makes ya think

>All these old farts
>Reading this shit as a 19 year old
Holy fucking kek, some of the bitches here are older than my sister and she looks like a ghoul at 29.

guys

reddit.com/r/whereareallthegoodmen

for all your roastie hatred

>>37532331

She's either really cute or really hideous. Wanna take bets on which one? Got a dollar on really cute.

>tfw want children
>tfw never met a man i felt respected me enough to lose it to let alone have children
>tfw the only person i've ever loved was another girl and she turned into a turbo sjw

>>37532275
I'm in an urban area and there are plenty of girls available in their 20s and 30s. Not divorced single moms either, but career oriented girls. In your 30s you can date girls from ages 20 all the way up to your age so your playing field is quite large.

>>37532347

You shouldn't be up so late, 4chan is for adults, kiddo.

>>37531482
>why dont you guys grow up and become husbands and fathers?

What's in it for me? What is my incentive? To pass on my genetic material?

>>37532216
>but i always get dumped
No sympathy. Most robots don't even get relationships.

>>37532363
I've been browsing this shithole of a website since 6th grade, no reason to stop now that I'm legal.

>>37531241
marry a 50yo thats what my sisther did, we all judge her for whoring out like that but she has money now so who gives a fuck, shes fucking hot and thicc add fuck desu
I also remember in my teens teachers and other wymyn your age being really pretty, nice an hot and not ever geting married, why would you expect to have any chance? you are here so you obviously have some problems besides your age

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>>37531241
I'd love to date a oldfembot if she gave my the love my mother gave me. I don't care if she has a bit of curve too, more comfy to lay with.

I know I'm a degenerate.

>>37532371
what about having a wife? companionship? nice home?

>>37532338
I did. For a long time. Everyone agrees I'm very pleasant. I'm just an autist and I've yet to find anyone interested in my mind.

>>37532393
i visit escorts, have a dog, and am better at cleaning, cooking, and general homemaking than most women our age. your move.

>>37532383

That dog looks like it's contemplating how to kill itself.

>>37532393

Mom
Vidya
Basement

>>37532287
>why cant you robots see that not all of us want chad?
Observation, mostly.

>>37532403
>>37532406
#BTFO

desudesu

>>37532287
>What women say
>What women actually do

>>37532393
These things sound nice, but women who actually offer those things are few and far between.

>tfw all these guys complain about being 'nice guys' but every man you've ever met who describes himself as such is an asshole
The nicest man I've ever met was a 'chad' in looks. He was my best friend throughout all of highschool and still is, in spite of being able to get any girl he wants. And when he was a girlfriend, he's lovely to her.
Keep dreaming 'nice guys'.

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>>37531275
>MGTOW is right

>>37532431
>and when he has a girlfriend
Apologies for the typo

>>37532431
Sorry anon, I'm only nice to women my age or younger.

>>37532431

Oh you're talking about your future husband I hope.

R9k is never wrong.

>>37532351
looked at that sub, this is absolute gold
http://thenewfem.com/im-43-and-alone-can-i-find-a-good-man/

>>37532450
Well my friend and I are 21. How old are you?
>>37532452
Nah, we're not interested in each other like that.

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>fembot thread
>skim through the whole thing
>no roastie.jpg timestamped images
>200 replies, 45 posters, in an hour and half

every time

>>37531328
why 26+? you don't like 18+? or atleast 21+

>>37532211
>ragin autistic bitter neckbeard NEET virgin thinking that any female would settle for him instead of choosing to be alone

>>37532267
post a pic and let us judge

>>37532470

>we

Oh so you deign to speak for him. I see. Forget it then, see you in a few years when you hit 30.

>>37532216
What exactly is wrong with you? Fat? Severe mental issues?

>>37531241
nice b8 m8 seriously though u should know were all autistic these days

>>37531241
fuck a 40yo guy

>>37532470
See
>>37532347

Too old, gross.

>>37532373
Because you never talk to girls or ask them out. Why should you get one for free?

>>37532477
I don't have a problem with 18+ in theory, it's just a perspective issue.

>>37532482
>Oh so you deign to speak for him. I see. Forget it then, see you in a few years when you hit 30.
Well, we've had this conversation and he felt as I did that the friendship was more important. So yes, I can speak for him, or at least, for how we feel about the friendship, because we were totally honest about it.
He liked me at first, when we were 13, and I had a crush on him when we were 17. But we both got over it. He dates other people, and while I'm focussing on my studies at the moment, I will too once I actually have free time.

>>37532431
You are correct. The "nice guys" on /r9k/ are angry jerks.

>>37532264

Fuck an ugly guy. He'll appreciate the kindness(probably. or he might be suspicious you're after something.) .

>>37532505
There is so much more to it than this mental illness personality disorders are rampant among young men

>>37532522

she is after something. they all are.

A question to you, females: What do you think is the peak age for women? 18-30. In that age group, women are a MINORITY. I've mentioned that in this thread already, but just take a look at demograhpy statistics. There are 5% more men than women in your age group where you are living your best years.
On top of that, most men above 30 or 40, won't look for 40y/o females, rather, they also look in your age group. Basically, you can pick ANY guy you want. But what do most females do? Being picky.
Now above 30, the odds are starting to even out. You are past your prime years, you had your fun with various males, you want to settle down and do what women supposed to have done x thousand years ago BC. until 50 years ago from now.
But here's the catch, men work differently. Their best years start when they have jobs, money etc. Mostly from 25 or rather 30 nowadays or even more. Until then, the Chads are the ones who gets to be picky.
So you're saying that at 30, when you are PAST your best years, you expect men who are just starting to have their best years, commit to an used vagina? To a most likely fattening roastie? If double standards exist in terms of sluttiness, here's the other one in terms of commitment. Why do aged, used, roasties expect men at the same age who are in very different stages of their lives, to settle and commit?
As someone in this thread said, it's skewed and 30 y/o men are NOT for you. 40+ men are (or you know, the 35 y/o beta IT guy who never had a relationship but makes 6 figures).
Face it, if you are 30, you are losing the game rapidly. Day by day. Each passing day, you worth less and less.

And that's how it should be. Above 30, the odds are starting to even out.

>>37532518

Lmao.

You're wasting time just get married already wow.

You think it won't happen to you?

>>37532523
Some posters here do have real mental issues, but most only have meme disorders.

>tfw cut myself off from my family because my dad is uber religious and treated me as his property to control
I really miss my sister and mom though.

>>37532535
If it does I wouldn't really mind. I don't really care all that much about marriage or children.

>>37532552

That's what they all say, when they were 21.

You're all normies
FUCK off..

>>37532505
>Why should you get one for free?
Why do you get them for free?
One more fundamental difference between men and women and a reason why you don't belong here.

>>37532556
>That's what they all say, when they were 21.
I don't know, my aunt was the same and is perfectly happy now at 50. She's travelling the world on her savings.

>>37532582

Nice.

Okay let him go I suppose.

OP: move to silicon valley, but live in one of the cheaper suburbs. they don't call this place "man jose" for no reason. these are all tech guys with good salaries and many are virgins and have never had relationships. many would be dying to date a girl like you.

>>37532582
Your aunt sounds a lot like mine.
Did she also get drunk and try to fondle you when you were 11? Because if so that'd be spot on.

>>37532613

Nah. Those guys? They're all seeing the hottest escorts.

>>37532613

>thinking you can just up and "move" to silicon valley

if this thread isn't one giant troll, this post definitely is.

The internet created transparency in the dating game and exposed a lot of the lies and bullshit that we tell each other

It's frightening, but really we just weren't meant to love each other, we only see each other for the value we can add wether it be sex, money or children

I'm a single guy in my 20s and all the women I know just go out and party while I stay home studying

I just don't know what the Future has in store for us

>>37532614
No, she's just really cool. Used to give me books etc.

>>37532640
i call it the "great correction"
-chads on the hook for child support
-betas going their own way with hookers and videogames
-roasties and stacies can't settle down or have kids, end up becoming single moms

the next generation will see this and learn.

>>37532631
not all of them, the asian and indian guys tend to be more traditional and family oriented, that said - the hardest part about landing one of those guys is getting through their mother, who likely already has a future daughter in law picked out from the old country.

In my experience, I fall in love with women who are my friends.

Not "friendly", but a friend.

Being friends is one of the requirements for the marriage trinity:

>friends (as in you're both happy to hang out one on one)
>chemistry/attraction
>emotional connection though honesty

>>37532264
Isn't I great roastie? That you can literally fuck any man you want? Go on, fuck all of them. Because you can. Then kill yourself to rid this world of your whore body

>>37532674

You're joking right? They're the best Johns.

>>37532674

you really think that young single guys living alone with all the time and money they want and a belly full of cynicism to unleash will actually listen to their mothers, who likely turned them into what they are?

>>37532690
>Johns
a-are you an escort?

>>37532674

And their mother gave up already, she'll be fucking glad you're interested.

Man these girls are working off stereotypes at least a decade old.

>>37532690
lol, you mean chongs

>>37532690
can confirm. good escorts get passed around entire companies.

>>37532714
>these girls are working off stereotypes at least a decade old
To be fair, so are you, anyone taking advice from a robot about other races is a fucking moron.

>>37532520

>tfw when genuinely nice and everyone on the internet thinks you're lying

At least the animals at the shelter know different. ;_;

>>37532574
Who gets what free? Relationships? No one does, you retard. Except if you're a Pajeet and given an arranged one.

>>37532660
Keep on dreaming. This does not and will not happen outside your bitter virginal fantasies.

Who's the sperg that is calling people names in this nice thread.

You're the kid that doesn't even belong on r9k.

>247 comments
>51 posters

>>37532767
Sure there are exceptions. Unfortunately if you are genuinely nice it's hard for you to stand out here in the loud sea of angry autists.

>Be fairly decent looking
>But probably on the spectrum
>Handsome popular high school kid
>Start hanging out with the edgy crowd
>Segregate myself to be very edgy and start doing weird shit like dressing all in black
>Lose all friends for being weird
>Go to college
>Popular again and fuck random chicks from class
>Move for grad school and lose all friends again
>Manage to be popular and make friends again
>Start fucking random chicks from class again
>Get too stressed from school and sperg out on everyone
>Everyone hates me
>Move to another city to look for a job
>Still no job
>Too autistic now to make new friends now

Help

>>37532778
But anon, 4chan culture has already encapsulated the modern youth.
The more time they spend online, the more likely they are to discover the true nature of women (and men for that matter).
Just look at the 19 year old anon ITT who bragged about browsing 4chan as an 11 year old.
It's more common than you know.

>am genuinely nice and care about people
>have to pretend to be emotionally dead so as to not have my good nature be taken advantage of
>gets surprisingly good results with women

>>37532791

>WOW OMG PEOPLE ARE DISCUSSING A THING
>BETTER GET BITTER ABOUT IT CUZ IT'S DETRACTING FROM ALL THE TRAP PORN AND STEAM HOOKUP THREADS
>THEY CAN'T SEE IT BUT I'M SCOWLING AS HARD AS I CAN RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>37531241
>tfw miss my high school skater boyfriend - havent spoken for 10 years, last i heard he works in advertising making 6 figures

He was a skater boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her

She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3n2b7V9k

>>37532778
except its already happening you fucking retard, just take a look around you, and internalize the fact that vast majority of 22 year old men just 40 years ago got married and started families.

>>37532748

You don't contribute anything don't pretend like you do.

>>37532768
Was talking to that "fembot" complaining about her dates you fucking retard.

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>>37532832

This kid, this kid is the fedora long pube sperg shit.

>am lawyer
>make about 1/4 of what a respectable law salary is, but only work a few hours a week.

why the fuck should i bust my ass when i have this sweet arrangement where i get to enjoy the NEET life without being NEET? come back when you have something real to offer.

>>37531241
Because feminism taught us we don't have to adhere to traditional gender roles

>>37532799
Might be time to kill yourself, Anon. Or you can get a sexchange and let your feels apply to the fembot feels thread.

>>37532846
do you have anything substantive to refute my claim, or will you be defaulting to boilerplate male shaming language?

>>37532858
>Might be time to kill yourself,

I've thought about this, but what if I can get my shit together and start fucking random girls again?

I have hope

>>37532849
how do you land a gig like that? did u have to put in your time as bottom lawyer bitch worker?

I get it, I get the femtalk. But then you get some excited sperg jumping in and calling everyone "fucking retard" and suddenly all real conversation dies.

Like some kind of special needs sponge.

>>37532881

no, i just showed up, asked if i can have a job, and just went from there.

>>37532875

Nothing, you've been long pissing in this nice thread I've been cultivating.

You, sir, have shit on my lawn.

>>37532905
then fuck the fuck off faggot

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>>37532877
>start fucking random girls again
>again

Listen right here, fuckboy.

/r9k/ is not the place for you. It was never the place for you. You are ruining this thread with your shitty presence! Fuck off somewhere else with your chad shit and leave us poor robots alone!

RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37532803
Right, because browsing a Cambodian tapestry forum and reading memes of bitter virgin basement-dwelling manchildren teaches you about life better than going outside and experiencing it.

tfw i could be a cute black girl if i lost weight but im depressed

>>37532915

I'm not your special needs teacher .

>>37532832
People have careers and get married later in life. Except you, who will have neither.

>>37532920
I'll take you in as a slave. You will lose weight due to the forced dieting and exercise I will impose on you.

>>37532932
yeah, okay. we are both on r9k on a weeknight/day in a 250+ reply thread of fembot bitching moaning.

your future is real bright too anon.

god I know it's the same person that just takes thread quality into the dumpster.

>>37531241
Why can't you not take miles of dick from some skater Chad in highschool so you can be a respectable wife and mother?

>>37532917
>fuckboy.

I'm not, I haven't had sex in over a year...

>>37532963
what does one have to do with the other? why cant a woman enjoy sex but still be a respectable wife and mother?

It better not be a tranny sperging out, I would be so disappointed.

>>37532918
Going outside and interacting with women is what gives credence to the bitter complainers on the internet.
It used to be boys were taught about the dangers of the world by their fathers, but modern fathers are often just as ignorant, so they have to supplement that lack of supplied knowledge.
The best part is, it's only getting better, 4chan may be infested with normies, but the culture created by the odd and strange posters remains, and slowly spreads like a cancer.
There's a reason why 4chan went from being ranked 5500 worldwide to ranked 216 worldwide when it comes to global traffic in just a few years.

>>37532976
>why cant a woman enjoy sex but still be a respectable wife and mother?
Because the women who go out and slut it up in their 20s grow up to raise the robots of the next generation.
But of course it won't be their fault, I'm sure they'll blame the internet or video games or something instead of their own shitty parenting.

>>37532976

Not the person you're replying to. An hour ago I would have given you a proper answer.

Now, I'm too exasperated by the infectious robro angst to think.

>>37531241
because you modern women don't have anything to offer... the most are neither warm and loving nor want children and a caring husband.... fuckin feminism destroys our society

>>37532947
Actually I'm shitposting at my nicely paid work to pass the time. Not a virgin either.

guys stop shitting on feminism. even if you're an incel, you have to understand what a better deal it is to be NEET than to bust your ass more than 40 hours a week at a job you hate. feminism freed you from that role.

>>37532943

Your ass best make sure her clothing is era appropriate for the 16/1700s.

Tie her to the lashing post and make her say her name in front of your entire family.

These kids are just my parrots.

I'm fairly sure I've been the saving grace of this board. Either I'm not a robot or nobody except me is a robot.

>>37532983
It's easier than ever to get sex. That's why your angry whinings just get laughed at.

Pretty certain it's one samefag with his awful mockery of a sense of humor shitting up the entire website.

>>37533047
Not him, but on the flip side it's harder than ever to get a meaningful relationship, which most people here are bemoaning.

OP here, im a dude and ive been shitposting ITT all night. i'd say 100+ posts in here are me alone.

goodnight guys its been fuhn

I understand moot now.

>>37533047
Who said anything about sex?
Are you one of those idiots who thinks only men who respect and adore m'lady get sex? You talk to most guys under 26, they mainly tolerate women for the sex, only the faggots and nice guys (TM) really tolerate being around women without getting any sex.
Come on anon, you can bait better than that.
The truth is that the reason it's so easy to get sex is that guys have stopped giving a fuck about women if they're not providing them with sex.
Hell, even for robots, there's escorts and prostitutes.

>>37533088

Nobody cared until you started going true autistic mode towards the end.

I'm ashamed to share this board with you.

>>37533140

>I'm ashamed to share this board with you.


you mean you're ashamed to be addicted to this board. why the fuck else would you jump into a 290+ thread and reply at the zero hour?

>>37533151

I've been here. And I'm ashamed to share this board with you, I truly am.

>>37533163

i cant believe you actually stayed in this thread, words can't describe how trolled you are. you can keep calling me names if it makes you feel better before you jerk off and go to bed.

All I want is to have a wife and family and do family things with them, like go on vacations and do family things together because I didn't have that as a kid.

Why do women only want to be whores?

>>37533180
Not that anon, but your saying , "it was merely a ruse xdddd" doesn't absolve you from your shitty behavior. Ironic retardation is still retardation.

>>37533216
Are you able to hold a conversation without it showing on your face when you're sperging? Do you go out with your pals?

>>37533378

Yes and no. I just work and then go home and browse 4chan. I very rarely go out.

>>37533403
Shucks. Why don't you have friends, my Anon?

>>37533444

Because I dropped all contact with friends from high school and I just mind my own business and work and stay home. I don't bother people.

Whenever I do go out and meet women, they're all partying and looking for a Chad to pump and dump them. Nobody is serious about a relationship and they're just partying and fucking around.

>>37533180
>how trolled you are
oh yeah it's summer

>>37531522
It's not so easy for a man to become "marriageable" or a breadwinner these days. Income growth/job prospects for young men is shit. Women's better growth/prospects and increasing presence in the workforce means less dependence on men/marrying. Your standards are probably way too high given what's available. There used to be far more social/economic pressure on women to marry, meaning more men were de facto "marriageble" and women couldn't be so picky.

>qt classmate sitting next to me, writing
>hit him lightly on the upper arm and look away
Are we together now?

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>>37533646
Just keep punching him harder until he gets the message.

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>rode the cock carousel all her life
>wants to finally get off in her 30s
>oh noooo its mens fault
lmao never gets old senpaitachi

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>>37531777
You take that back. They didn't call him Dick for nothing.

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>tfw all your weight ends up on your lower section
I am overweight but it doesn't even matter. I got to a healthy weight once and I was a stick from the waist up but my hips were still wide as shit. It's gotten worse recently.

>>37533942
Thicc :0

Are you a chestlet lol

>>37531275
Well some am I so I guess it evens it out.

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>>37533942
>I was a stick from the waist up but my hips were still wide as shit.

>>37531522
Fuck you I read dr.phils parenting books and did fucking couples consoling.

>>37531718
>I can almost smell the pizza rolls and monster cans.
I make homemade to the scratch pizza and do METH.
Say something else dumb.

>>37531871
Marrage was a social contract.
So its like a business plan.

>>37533976
No. I wear a DD bra at the moment but that's mostly because I put on some weight.
>>37534194
I hate this meme, it's awful going through life like this. I'm not even curvy, I'm just one big pear shape.

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>>37534359
>I'm just one big pear shape.

>>37531241
Men have opted out of commitment because committing to the wrong person means irreversibly getting your life fucked over as a guy. Hell, I'm probably just going to buy some girl's egg and have a surrogate mother carry it for me. I want kids, but I don't meet women at all and I've realised that even if I did date and eventually marry someone, that doesn't mean it won't go sour on me.

It's not that I don't want a relationship, but my prospects for getting into one aren't great and the risks involved with commitment don't seem like they're worth it.

>>37534359
I'm sure guys will like you regardless what weight you are. I would still lean towards being thin though

>>37534359
>one big pear shape

You are literally making my dick rock-hard right now

>>37531241
>>tfw miss my high school skater boyfriend
HE WAS A SKATER BOY

>>37531241
>why cant you guys just get your shit together and be the men we need to become husbands and fathers?
Because you don't deserve that.

I'll take any 30+ fembot as long as she's either in the EU or she can import me to wherever she is, and she's chubby/fat/obese, very hairy, and not very attractive.

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>>37531241
>tfw 30 and still no bf

you deserved it

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why the fuck would anything nice ever happen?

>>37535339
Lemme one up you there pal
>I'll take any fembot as long as she's either in the EU or she can import me to wherever she is

>>37531924
>doesn't believe in christ
go away nigger

>>37535276
she said see you later boy
robot pls

>>37532660
so when men are alone they're just "chilling with videogames", but when women are alone they' "can't settle down"?

>>37535537
>believing in things
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/out/

>blames men for no bf
>says only men she can get are bad ones
reevaluate your life, guys have their shit together. you're just a 30 year old fembot who everybody loves about as much as a mouldy piece of shit.

>>37531801
And I'm legitimately embarrassed for you my nigguh. Coming on an imabegoard where you're not wanted and typing up that dog shit drool.

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>>37532429
>>37531241
>>37531275
>>37532393
>>37532371
>mfw have 20 year old gf who wants to be my qt housewife who cooks, cleans, helps me run my business and gives daily bjs
These sour old roasties will never have this, but you sour robot wizards still can if you get your shit together.

>>37532287
Why can't you fuck off and leave us alone?

I'm 37, I want a woman about your age, 30 is just right

>>37531241
Will wire $500 to the first roastie that puts a tendie in her roastie and posts it here
Double if you eat it afterwards

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If you guys don't want to date each other why are you fighting? This is how you want to spend the rest of your lives flinging sand at the playground? You can't be ugly AND an asshole at the same time so stop giving out backhanded advice and being abusive petty faggots.

>>37532287
>good women out there who actually just want a nice guy?
And they'll find what they want, while roasties will grow old alone and bitter.

Everything is as it should be; you can't subvert the laws of nature.

>>37536063
>You can't be ugly AND an asshole at the same time
Oh but I can.

>>37531241
>tfw miss my high school skater boyfriend - havent spoken for 10 years, last i heard he works in advertising making 6 figures

Am I your ex?

Really sick of women on this board; a place where you aren't wanted and yet here you fucking are. I can only hope and pray that you all get flayed,skinned and mutilated and your bodies carelessly disposed of.

>>37536095
You can, sure, but it makes you irredeemable all around. It just makes you a waste of a body AND mind.

i dunno how anyone can take anything on this board seriously, everyone acts like a retard.

for example, assuming everyone who posts here is ugly. it's flat out retarded. this board is zero substance.

Really sick of women on this board; a place where you aren't wanted and yet here you fucking are. I can only hope and pray that you all get flayed,skinned, mutilated and your bodies carelessly disposed of. That's all you deserve. Planet will be a lot better off without women