>I'll see what we got. Follow me.

>I'll see what we got wait here
>doesnt come back
fuck you anon

>>37531125
when they lead me to the product, i fucking bow to them in my heart.

I normally get nervous when I talk to the staff, but Pepe makes me feel right at home. I wish he was real

>ask pepe for help
>follow me
>he leads you to poopoo pee pee aisle

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>>37531125
>ask wagie if he search the warehouse to see if my favorite chips are back in stock
>tfw he actually does it
>tfw i dont even like chips

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>>37531125
Good, anon. Now, I expect you to have that customer fill out a feedback survey and suggest to him to sign up for our rewards card. Remember: I expect at least four subscriptions by the time I finish this coffee.

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>old bitch customer is rude to me about not having something in stock
>"oh actually i think we might have got some in recently, let me go out back and check"
>sit out back on my phone for 15-20 minutes
>take something completely irrelevant out and ask them if that's what they were looking for
>mfw
most older women have no patience and start losing their shit after 5 minutes
>one actually cried once

>>37531125
thank you wagie, you're a nice fellow

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>soda? sure, let me bring you to the aisle
>goes to the frozen food aisle
anything else?

>>37531125
oWo what's that bulge

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>Be security guard
>Soccer mom asks have I seen her child
>I think I saw her, follow me Ma'am
>Take her straight to the butcher's aisle
>I get fired
>Kid was never found either

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>>37531125
>tfw no pubsub