TFW 5'6", ugly, twig-skinny, and my penis doesn't

>>37530096
At least no one will pay any attention to you.

>>37530153

Jesus Christ, I fucking wish. Everywhere I go people stare me down. I can't even eat a meal in peace at a restaurant without lifting my head to see tables dead-on staring at me.

>>37530096
You don't have to get as buff as that 5'5 guy.

You can develop a body that is muscular and well proportioned.

You only have one life. Don't permit yourself to quit without trying first.

>>37530204

What's the point? I can be fit and decent-looking but then my penis will let me down in the bedroom.

I can already imagine some girl staring at my 4.5 inch cock and wishing she was fucking a hung 9 inch stallion. Literally the most depressing thing in the world.

There is no femanon out there who will ever be satisfied by my penis. That sentence alone makes me question suicide.

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>>37530096


It's a harsh life, OP. Be strong like a Russian bear and you might make it. You're stronger than me. If I had a 5 inch penis I would have killed myself already.

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>>37530553
kek only killing yourself cause you have a below average dick

>>37530553
>If I had a 5 inch penis I would have killed myself already.
you are so fucking weak

>>37530096

>tfw 1 inch shorter than OP, 180 pounds, ugly, baby faced manlet who is almost 30 years old

I'm too much of a coward to kill myself.

Woman here. The fact that you clearly admire Alex Jones is the most unattractive thing about you. Being short isn't that unattractive on it's own. I actually like smaller penises, anything over 5.5" hurts me.

>>37531355
This is not a Woman.


Originally original.

>>37531355

I don't admire Alex Jones, lol. I just feel like that picture encapsulates the suffering that is life.

> I actually like smaller penises

Said no woman ever.

>>37531377
*Eats some delicious Chobani yogurt*

Excuse me, you don't get to tell me what my gender is.

>>37530096
the world isn't all about your height or dick size man

I'm 6'3 with a 7.5 inch dick but I'm still a KHV who hasn't worked for over a year partially because I was homeschooled and partially becuase I'm a useless sack of shit

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>>37530096
Isn't Alex Jones a manlet?

He eventually got laid, had a family, but now he no wife or kids.

>>37531422

KHV by choice then. If you have a 7.5 inch dick you could literally just cam on Chaturbate and make 50,000 a year.

>>37531426

Lmao you're telling a person who's 5'6" that a guy who's 5'10" is a manlet? I guess I'm a fucking midget then.

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>>37530096
You dont have to reproduce to live a fullfilling life

understand this or an hero

>>37531439
I'm like 50 pounds overweight so I don't think anyone would pay to see that shit.

Also I'm not a fucking camwhore, what the fuck is wrong with you. I'd rather become a criminal or literally anything else.

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I don't think we're going to make it to 30 at the rate life is going OP, feel like absolute shit at all hours of the day. Please let the next life not be shit

>>37530255
If a girl is in position to see your dick you have basically already made it. What is the concern?

And no, 9 inches isn't necessarily good. Bottom out on her cervix and she will be in some serious pain.

Just get good at giving head or something.

>>37531513
Just shut up bitch and stop lying.

>6'4
>barely 5inch wang that's thick
>looks like a 3 inch chode on my frame
>lanklet with narrow shoulders and small wrists
height is overrated

Do you at least look your age though? I can pass as a 16 year old.