Feelsgoodthread

>>37529523
no one who is here has succeeded and any /r9k/ greentexts of success are the delusions of entrenched robots and bait threads
sage

>>37529565

Pretty much what I expected from here...well shit

>>37529565
I'm a normie who just comes here to shitpost. I have a pretty good life.

>>37529602

You know how to greentext dontcha faggot? Tell me about your day, I wanna hear about this goodlife.

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I have a good story
>be me
>make post on /r9k/
>get more than 2 replies
>feels good man.jpleg
I basically won life

>be in uni
>taking a required wellness class this summer
>teacher is out for basically this whole week so i have plenty of time to play vidya and shit

That's about all I got OP, good luck on your transformation

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>>37529678
>be me
>make a well thought out heartfelt greentext
0 or 1 replies
>make a shit post
100+

>>37529751
>make post that has something to do with fembots
>thread goes over reply limit

>>37529523
just be yourself, unless youre a faggot, in which case don't be a faggot.

today i finally returned to gym, doing some exercise felt nice and relaxing. i'm a weakling, so i haven't decided if i want to be a little bit stronger or shape my sissy body

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>>37529610
Not much to tell, really. Just a simple, comfortable middle class existence.

>up at 7
>let doggos out
>shit, shower, shave
>kiss wife and baby on the way out the door
>on the train at 815, downtown by 845
>marketing job
>periodically shitpost throughout the day or browse Reddit
>out the door by 4 or 430, home by 5
>either make dinner or play with the kiddo (wife and I alternate nights)
>kid goes to bed, either play vidya, read, or fuck the wife
>in bed by midnight

There you have it, a day in the life of a middle class, liberal millennial.

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>Be me
>19
>be myself
>get called underaged to to get the fuck out

>>37530045
Nobody knows you're underage unless it's completely obvious

Sure, OP, I had a personal victory today.

I bumped into an old professor in the restroom at college and he inquired about what I've been up to. We then talked about C++ and he gave me some encouraging words.

My victory was that our conversation went really well! I was even able to dismiss myself gracefully after we continued our conversation outside the restroom. Last year I did something completely against my nature and took a job in customer service. It has taught me how to people enough for me to hold a conversation like I had today. The subtext of this story and why this is such a victory for me is that I also have no friends.

>be me
>lie to temp service
>get comfy job with lots of money
>get hired on at company
>might become a trainer for even more money