>_>

I'm not the OP, but orgasms are great. They're like being petted and loved at the same time.
Like, an orgasm is when you thought that nobody would ever love you and then you found out that you were a stupid fucking idiot.

they feel like if you sneeze 8 times in a row but with your penis
and you accomplish the clearing of your lungs except with your balls

very overrated

>>37528516
no, no.
I don't understand how that can be with eggs

It feels like the muscles around my penis contracting and semen coming out of my penis.

It doesn't feel especially good at all.
Orgasms are a meme.

>>37528568
Self-orgasms are a meme
mindgasms are the thinking man's fetish

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I'm sorry if you have experienced an orgasm.
Here is an image that is this thread's way of saying, "we're sorry."

>>37528699
I am the actual OP, and I'm not sorry if you've had an orgasm.
Please keep describing orgasms in general.

>>37528912
I dunno what these retards that say orgasms don't feel good are smoking

orgasms are one of the most pleasurable feelings you can have

hard to describe, though...

it's like releasing a lot of pressure all at once, while the act of masturbation itself is sorta like scratching an itch

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>finally list virginity
>can't cum
What in the fuck is wrong with me

its hard to compare them to anything, they're a category in and of themselves

>how orgasms feel.
>>37529158
>its hard
go on

herro everynyan

>>37529039
Wait dude this happened to me too. I think we deathgripped ourselves. On the plus side we can last for fucking ever and just plow like total studs.
On the negative, we'll never know what it feels like to cum inside or from a blowjob, which is pretty miserable.

Masturbation novice here. How do I orgasm without cumming?