Post you embarrassing (or not embarrassing too I guess) fetish

I have a sunglasses fetish. I fantasize about fucking beautiful, healthy blonde women wearing Raybans

>>37527321
I have, uh, a masturbation fetish.
I can't stop masturbating.
Reply to this post if you are like me.

rape, practically all I can think about is raping

>>37527406
I like sunglasses on other people, but I don't like wearing them personally because they make the colors of everything look different and I don't like that

>>37527430
I don't mastubate personally, but I respect that you do and keep up the self pleasure, friend

>>37527458
We're anonymous.
You ever try it?

>>37527440
I like the effect of me wearing sunglasses, AND the chick. She sees less of me and looks good. I see a dimmer version of her and she doesn't know where I'm looking and vice versa

I like girls noses.
Especially ones that angle upward. I wanna suck the mucus out of them.

>>37527439
You can ptonally only think of rape because you're a virgin and your brain is desperate to fulfill the most basic primordial instinct ya fucking loser asshole. Fucking clown

>>37527495
Fookin sickie....fookin clown

I like very young or young-looking Mestiza women. They are best between 14 and 18 but I would never approach one in real life so I just watch Veronica Rodriguez and Gigi Rivera scenes when I feel that need

>>37527580
Humbert Humbert pedophile fuck. Go suck a treelimb you rancid mildew sniffer

>>37527469
I used to when I was younger, like 7 and younger. I didn't know what it was really, but I liked it. I don't do it anymore because as I hit puberty I got the whole "be pure for your future husband" dug into my brain by my family and community. But I have nothing against people who do masturbate, and I'm jealous that you've gotten to experience an orgasm. I'm very curious about what they're like

>>37527601
Guy pretending to be a chick. Get fucked four eyed ass salad

I am into mild femdom and erotic hypnosis. Hopefully nofap will cure me

>>37527516
yeah I can't imagine anyone agreeing to sex so my fantasy is forcing them down and violating their fuckholes

>>37527406
That's pretty damn classy anon

>>37527601
As an average American male, I experience self-induced orgasm between 0-7 times a day. I consider three discharges to be healthy, but depending on grip, you should really take a break.

>>37527649
Nice. You sound like death metal lyrics. Perhaps start a band and get drunk goth bitches with daddy issues to let you abuse their orifices?

>>37527649
Rough sex can be consensual! Keep up the search, and please don't rape anyone

>>37527495
same i want to kill myself whenever i finish a wank

Not really into snot as much as just noses and noseplay

feelsbadman

>>37527662
What does an orgasm feel like? I get that it feels good, but what does it feel like?

>>37527639
Erotic hypnosis sounds like a band. You should team up with the guy who sounds like death metal lyrics and pull some girls together

>>37527698
It feels like your skin is trying to make a noise
it's oh oh OH

>>37527722
What? I'm going to need a better description because that is just funny

Fat chicks. I have a fat fetish so strong that pretty much any woman under 200 pounds is unattractive to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_RCKRgLCJM

>>37527746
Why don't you find out you stupid bitch

>>37527775
Fuck off you dumb bastard

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>>37527321
i want to rest my almighty sweatty musky dong upon GF's face and make her pass out from the smell of cum
but she is nowhere to be found

>>37527775
eeeeeeee
>>37527784
ooooooooooooo
basically sex is a psychic thing
lurk >>>/x/

>>37527321
I like it when a woman lactates. It's a little weird, I know.

>>37527747
What about them is attractive to you? Not bashing, just curious

Muscular women. Used to be deeply ashamed about it, don't think it's a big deal anymore.

>>37527822
I find using the word "Lactate" to describe it when it's a human woman disturbing, not the fetish itself

>>37527837
Repressed homosexuality

Don't worry, it's totally normal

>>37527837
Muscular women are attractive to everyone though

>>37527746
Orgasms are completely different for guys and girls. There's no point in asking unless it's a girl

>>37527823
I just love the look of fat vOv I'm sure it stems from things I saw as a kid that stuck with me, like my extremely obese piano accompanist who played with me when I'd perform music.

To be honest I hate it. Nobody really *wants* to be fat, even the people on the fat fetish sites are just kidding themselves. If somehow I could find someone who really honestly liked being fat I'd probably marry them in a second.

>>37527862
depends on what level of muscular are we on
if it's that i'm awaited in valhalla type of shit i want none of it, yet a /fit/ GF would be nice

>>37527876
Good luck in your search! I hope everything goes well for you

>>37527321
Don't tell anybody.
I have a vagina fetish.

>>37527845
Oh, uh ok. Sure. Whatever works for you.

I'll just be enjoying some delicious milk.

>>37527746
Okay, let's see if I can give a better description. Give me time to think.

>>37527894
You sick monster, I'm telling your mom

>>37527920
MY MOM WOULD LOVE YOU
PROBABLY WITH HER VAGINA

>>37527746
Okay, so you have a bundle of noodles that goes all the way through your body, and it's the easiest way to get at your physical slack.
No, no, too weird. Let's try again.

My fetish is watching strong nigger men impregnating beautiful white sluts with their superior dicks and seed.

Smelling buttholes of asian girls and also having them fart on me

>>37527888
Pretty much all /fit/ girls, but I like some bodybuilders but nothing too crazy. I still like a feminine look.

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>>37527935
>the twist is she's the mommy
>TFW no mommy GF

>>37527974
That seems pretty popular now. Have you tried visiting Sweden? Or, for the more frugal, Ikea?

>>37527852
Yeah I don't think it's a gay thing, nor a dominance thing.

>>37527973
I'm sorry I don't follow that totally relatable analogy

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>>37527321
I fantasize about getting guys off the internet to come over and fuck my girlfriend while I jack off, pleasure her and fill her up with their cum, leave, and then I would cuddle and make out with my girlfriend as we fall asleep, with the other guy's cum still warm inside her pussy.

I don't care if you call me a cuck, because I am one. I already know it.

>>37528024
It is gay to like masculine features rather than feminine features

>>37527321
I like foreskins but not what they're attached to.

>>37528031
shit I just know girls have that loose skin part inside of their vaginas that matches up with the loose skin part outside of the dick and you can rub skins for a good time
what do you want from me

>>37528065
Not if the "masculine features" are on a woman

>>37528091
>traps aren't gay

Or

>>37528065
Let me just refute you with this: I'm not attracted to men.

>>37528048
Hot desu

Originally

>>37528079
Preferably an orgasm

My fetish is certificates and diplomas. I am phonefagging this post while humping my cock into a college degree someone from here sent me.

>>37528110
Me neither, i just love cute girls that just so happen to have penis's

>>37528135
IT'S NOT LIKE I'VE EVER TOUCHED THAT GIRL PART IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE IMPLYING YOU NORMAL

>>37528106
But traps are gay because they're men if they have a penis

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>>37527321
Not too weird, but a bit random. Gloves. Whenever I see a chick in nice gloves, my dick is fucking diamonds. I generally prefer the nice long ones, and don't get me started on fishnet gloves. Unfortunately it's hard to find stuff specifically geared towards this.

tfw ywn see your qt wife walking down the aisle in sexy gloves and try to hide your hardon

>>37528128
I'm probably going to do it for the first time in the next couple weeks.

>>37528186
Are you going to fuck her with the other man's seed in her?

Or even eat it out of her?

>>37528151
>tfw you've touched your own dick thousands of times more than you will ever touch a vagina
ha ha how about I purchase a rifle from wal-mart and responsibly kill myself

>>37528048
originaIIy cuck

>>37528223
Probably both. I'll cum inside of her and then lick it all out. Maybe I'll get the other guy to fuck her ass too and eat it out of there as well.

>>37528150
Well duh, who doesn't?

>>37528296
I would stick with the pussy becuase you get to eat her juice along with his cum

Also you might want to eat her out before you cum becuase you might lose the urge to after you nut

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I have a hucow fetish. I want a human cow.

Like, a girl who lactating, and wants me to replace all store-bought milk with her own.

I want her to pump herself and leave it in the fridge, and to let me drink from her breasts when she wants to.

Bonus points if she wears cow print clothes. Extra bonus points if she's a little on the heavier side. Even MORE bonus points for assertiveness, like pic related.

>>37528166
Gloves are very attractive to many people. The wedding situation could be rather embarrassing though. Tell your wife about your attraction to her wearing gloves, I'm sure she'll start to tease you with her sexy gloves if you do :)

>>37528365
I hate to tell you, but woman milk isn't good tasting like cow's milk
Source: got a little too curious when I was younger and tasted the bottles of my step mom's pumped breast milk that were intended for my (at the time a baby) half bother

>>37528363
Okay, I will keep that in mind. Any tips on where I might be able to find a Chad who would be willing to take part in this?

>>37528427
Tinder, Craigslist, fetlife, etc

>>37527321
Obese women for some reason but only when fapping every now and then. I want a qt thin gf not a lazy whale

>>37528427
You could find a swingers club, go on tinder or craigslist or just tell her to go to a bar/club and come back after she fucked him

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>>37527406
Here you are, anon. All your favorite things in one clicc.

>>37528407
I've had it too. Long story. Point is, I fell in love with it, and the idea of lactation.

None of that "mommy" crap. I just love what breasts are supposed to do.

>>37528498
That's respectable man. I just wanted to warn you in case you hadn't had it

>>37528494
Please stop, I can only get so horny

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>>37527321
I want to be shrunk to an inch tall and stuffed between my waifu's buttcheeks while she goes about her day farting on me.