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cringy/embarrassing memories thread 2017-06-06 01:01:19 Post No. 37525861
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Childhood or recent, share the stuff that makes you unable to sleep at night whenever you recall it.
>be 9 year old me
>go on an outdoorsy, sports-oriented class trip
>all 1-3 graders participate so there's a lot of kids
>we're called in for our daily meeting with the instructors
>once everyone's gathered, the head instructor announces we'll have to change our plans for today due to weather conditions (it's raining buckets)
>I suddenly remember seeing some kind of 2006 pseudo demotivational poster which explained and introduced me to what I thought was an established abbreviation for "fuck the weather"
>a brilliant idea enters my young mind
>attempting to earn the title of a funny and charismatic guy, I shout out said abbreviation the second the man finishes his sentence to gain as much attention as possible
>except it's not an abbreviation for "fuck the weather" at all
>it means "fuck the police"
>'police' and 'weather' start with the same letter in my language, literally everyone (except apparently me at that time) here knows this phrase, it's the kind of thing skinheads and retarded edgy teens spraypaint on walls, the pic I saw was nothing but a meme
>the hall falls silent for a few seconds, the instructor and at least half of the student body stare at me, somebody chuckles
>I just sit there with a grin, proud of what I believe I have achieved
>find out what I actually said after hearing two classmates mention it in the evening
>nearly die
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>>37525861
> be me
> 7 year old little sperg
> it's the 90s so I've got a bowl cut, bart simpson shirt, eating dunakroos - the whole deal
> mom takes me to see Harriet the Spy
> Rosie O'Donnel waddles around for like 20 minutes
> getting_bored.mp3
> suddenly Michele Trachtenberg comes on the screen
> talking about tomato sandwiches or some shit
> boner {ENGAGED}
> not sure wtf is happening, instantly stand up and start shouting
> "mommy my peepee is hard! mommy it hurts! why won't it go away?! OWWW!"
> mom grabs me by my arm and drags me to the car
> beats my ass for embarrassing her til I cry
> mfw when I have a boner and a beet red ass
> grew up to have a BDSM and mommy fetish
the end
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>>37526024
...jesus fucking christ...
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>>37525861
>be me in 8th grade
>obsessed with anime, mostly hetalia
>be in social studies
>get weekly vocab assignments
>have to draw a picture based on definition
>ohfuckyes.jpg
>spend an hour painstakingly and lovingly crafting hideous weebshit drawings of hetalia characters doing the shit in the definition
>hand in the assignment
>so fucking excited
>waiting for the teacher to see my drawings
>eventually stay after class to explain the entire concept of hetalia to him in excruciating detail
>realize now that he was just smiling and nodding uncomfortably as i go into an autistic rant about anime
>mfw
also i think for the holocaust i drew sadboy germany looking wistfully to the left. i deserve to die
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>>37525861
>be me
>horny gay asf 14 years old
>watch gay hentai everyday
>got an idea to use bottle filled with milk with hole on the cap as a dildo
>crafted a dildofied mountain dew bottled filled with milk
>lock up the room and start to use my contraption
>jack that shit up into my ass
>awwyeahohno.mov
>ass feel like tearing
>accidentally squeezed the bottle and now my colon is filled with milk with a hint of mountain dew
>fuck.exe
>pull the bottle out aggressively
>analprolapse.jpeg
>blood everywhere
>milk and shit is mixed with it
>bedroom is a silent hill level
>spend a good time in hospital with disappointed and horrified parent
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>be me
>8th grade
>in car with friend, his mom driving us home from ball game
>have to pee
>tell his mom
>she doesnt hear me
>say it again
>still doesnt hear
>sperg out and decide to hold
>friend giving me funny looks
>can't hold it
>ohfuck
>piss buckets into my pants, im talking a LONG pee
>drive home
>"they won't notice right?"
>get up and feel a fucking puddle on my seat
>pant stained to shit
>"u-uh t-thanks"
>sprint into house
>cry in the shower
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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1365454/1/resident-evil-the-reremake
This is a Resident Evil fanfiction that I wrote when I was 11 years old.
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>>37525861
i couldnt give less of a shit. We all did dumb embarrassing shit when we were kids
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