>it's another anon gets a gf dream

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>it's another "anon stares off into space and contemplates killing himself" episode

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>tfw you have a dream with the cute girl being on a date and she is your gf
>tfw this will never happen

Why does this happen to us?

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>about to shove it in after some heavy petting
>get interrupted or wake up or by some fucking magic anything happens but that
>EVERY SINGLE TIME

FUCK FUCK FUCK

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>tfw dream with a bf (male)
>tfw dream with a gf (girl)
>tfw i don't have any

...

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>tfw you have a dream that you got mad and judo flipped an employee at your favorite restaurant
>tfw too scared to go back now

>>37524973
>have noose in closet
>hurts too much/heart starts racing if I try to use it
I wish I had a gun

>lose all my teeth in dream
>wake up in cold sweat

>>37526234
>have dream where I have cube shaped wart/skin tags on my neck
>they have brain like wrinkles on them, can be peeled off, and bleed profusely when they are

>>37524973
I can't remember the dream very well, but
>dream was in some surreal world
>was supposed to solve the mystery of my brother's tragic life after he killed himself
>learn he had a gf with a female version of my name
>he took a shit inside her asshole as a sex thing
>he shit too much in her ass and it killed her, he rushed her too the hospital but the doctors couldn't save her
>that's why he killed himself
>also the gf was actually a space blob that came down to earth and became a human, and after she died went back to being a space blob but reincarnated herself as a human again to see my brother but he was already fucking dead
>she was hot too
I wish I was kidding why did I dream this, what the fuck is wrong with me

>>37526234
>anon dreams that his dick falls apart and he can't reassemble it

>dream about being torn apart by a pack of wolves
>wake up just before the sweet embrace of death

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>have dream other night that woke up with massive dick, like long enough to suck without tilting my neck
>it gets even longer, visibly expands and lengthens out into like at least a nine foot anaconda
>it's stupid but fuck it
>wake up for real
And I have extremely lucid dreams, not to the point of control but all my senses work

I couldn't die fast enough

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>it's a 'dream vividly about aliens and wake up at 4am with wavy vision extremely afraid of your surroundings' episode

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>dream about going on a date with a gf (male)
>having a wonderful day, they actually like me
>nervously stands underneath me as I'm about to get my first kiss
>wake up

>>37525212
>vaginafeel.exe not found
crash

>""""""""girl (male"""""""

yeah tighten the noose desu

>>37524973
I'm so pathetic I dream about being friends with youtube celebrities. In my dreams they're always uncomfortable and slightly put off by me

>dream where my car gets its transmission swapped with a CVT meme
>wake up gasping

Just be happy you still experience dreaming.

I haven't had a dream in years.

>>37527274
Do you smoke pot? I didn't dream for the 5 years I smoked every day.

>>37527274
>>37527415
Agreed, weed completely disrupts your ability to have dreams. Once you quit they come back with a vengeance but then settle out again
I wake up from a dream maybe a fifth of the time now. Wish I'd stuck with my plan to keep a dream diary back when I cared about that.

>>37527415
>>37527761
I don't smoke pot and never have.

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>its an anon makes friends dream

these are worse

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that's a lovely picture of sanae...

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