Fembot feels thread

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>guys under 5'10 talking to me

>>37522771

Out whore. Saged.

Mods, do your job

women out
there is no indication that /r9k/ is meant for femanon-posting.
how did women even end up on 4chan

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>female
>robot
fembot ""feels""

stop making this thread.

>>37522797
>>37522800
>>37522802
>bitter virgins replying because they feel threatened by vaginas

lol

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>>37522771

>he's neighing again

>>37522802
>>37522800
>>37522797
>>37522794
>>37522771
there are no real females in this board, these are faggots roleplaying

a female can't be a robot unless she is morbidly obese or have burn scars

up this is unique

i fuckking hate you fucking whores >muh fembot feels and you're sitting there taking some 10/10 aryan god's dick in your fucking asshole while posting this fucking shit and you feel so randomxD muh geekiness for knowing what this fucking shit site is you fucking stupid cunt i fucking hate you for ruining it for everyone fucking retard

>>37522800
For me it was through YTMND and promotion of the Habbo raids.

>>37522794
5 feet 10? what a fucking beta are you, that's below the average height...

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>he's not a pirate yet
This is truly the worst feeling. I always tell them, become a pirate and ride the seven seas with me!

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>Really cute guy
>He still lives at home which makes everything awkward

>>37523670
I'm confused. Can you elaborate a little bit?

Is it some guy you like?

>>37523638
I want to sail the seven seas but unfortunately I don't rum. I want to like it but I just don't.

>>37523670
Did you make that drawing?

>>37523967
>filename

Gee I really wonder.

>>37523791
You don't have to drink rum. You can drink other stuff. I just love rum myself. There's tons of others things you can drink.

only get eye raped by:
>old men
>spics
>FAT spics

ruins my self-esteem. even a betamax would be nice at this point

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>>37522771
>Tee heee time 2 farm some (you)'s from muh beta barnyard
the saddest part is you're not even a girl, dude

>>37522771
>he cheated on me again
You robots say you want virgin wives but then when I date you and refuse to give you sex on the third date you go and cheat on me. It's really unfair.

Oh look, another woman thread where whores post for extra attention when they aren't outside getting dicked by Chad.

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>>37524046
>robots
>dating irl
Gee I wonder where you went wrong. He wasn't a robot. Stop.
>tfw no pure virgin gf

IGNORE NORMALFAG THREADS!
IGNORE NORMALFAG REPLIES!
SAME FOR ROASTS AND FAGGOTS!
WITHOUT ATTENTION THEY SHALL STARVE TO DEATH!
GIVE THEM DISPAIR!
GIVE THEM HELL!

original as fuck

>>37522794
>implants
instant fucking turn-off

>>37524046
I'm not sure who you're talking about but I don't go outside nor give anyone the time of day, mostly.

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NEVER 4GET YOU KEKS

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>femanon
>fembot
>stacy
>roastie
Can't we just admit that any poster claiming any of the above is either a dude, or an attention whore?

You have to really be fucking asinine to engender "anonymous", or "robot" to appeal as a faceless poster on an image board.

Now go back to posting bbc and tranny flame threads.

>>37522771
Stop pretending to be females you fucken traps.

>>37524017
Are you a spic or do you just live in a spic county

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DONT YOU DARE TO FORGET YOU SHIT

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Why do fembots enjoy ghosting? I thought we liked each other and had great conversations but I guess in the end they prefer chad.

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Wow nice thread anon it's a really genuine thread holy shit nice we can all relate haha xd.

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>females pretending to be robots
I'd laugh if I wasn't so enraged by it

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no talkie till i finish my cup o' coffee, roastie

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WOMEN BEGONE

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>favorite dessert of a "fembot"

>>37524452
but its actually the complete opposite

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choose your charather

sure do love me some bait

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>mfw this thread exists

>>37524400
i'm 100% white. i live somewhere that is mostly white with tons of illegals

i don't even get why a spic would even look at me he has latina women

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Hey, does anyone remember Fusionfall? It was pretty fun back in 2009.

Does anyone on here still play lego universe? that was the shit

Stop replying to this thread you fucking faggots.

>>37524718
t. Neckbeard

Not origggg

>bf against getting cucked

But really, no, GTFO.

>>37524775
t. Normie

teehee am so funny

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>>37524775
"Waaah! My thread got destroyed! :'( "

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l want a baby

>>37524868
Die

orebinold

>>37524868
The good news is that the baby will come out painlessly since your vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich

>>37524552
Maybe they just want to marry into a greencard

Get outta here, ya dirty """Fembots!"""

You can't even be a thing due to modern society!

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>overweight
>put most of my weight on my lower half
>tfw butt got bigger again

>>37525768
this is really hot

too bad you're probably ugly

>>37525768
>>overweight
How much are we talking?

>>37524558

FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER I USED TO LISTEN TO "YOU'RE GONNA GO FAR KID" NIGHTCORE ON A TEN HOUR LOOP AND PLAY THIS AND EAT CRAISINS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37524558
Why the fuck did they have to take it down

>>37525768
post your hobbies fatass :^)

>>37525768
>implying this is a bad thing
please post contact

>>37524004
Ok then, let's go. Ok?

>>37525895
My face is a little soft but people have rated me decently on /soc/ when I tried posting my image. No double chin or anything.
>>37525903
5'0, 149
>>37526082
I only go to work, watch anime, and browse the internet. I don't do anything else.
>>37526221
It is, I've been teased all my life for being like this.
>contact
No.

>>37526919
What kind of work do you do? And favorite anime?

>>37526991
>What kind of work do you do?
Walmart
>And favorite anime?
Sora no Woto

>>37527266
a fatty working in walmart FUCKIN DROPED

>>37526919
Why are you so against contact?

>>37527266
Cashier, or stocker?

I am going to impregnate a fembot!

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I didn't get nearly enough (you)s

>women out
what enjoyment do you get out of being here? if you were a stacy you would act like one too
>there is no indication that /r9k/ is meant for femanon-posting.
why do you want to announce that your posts are being made by a FEM-anon? it's because that makes you special (to robots who will give attention). the rest of us aren't special
>how did women even end up on 4chan
real, not pretending, actual two X chromosome humans on /r9k/?

>>37527266
>tfw no bugler gf
post discord I'll bee your friend.
Am also bi so not creepy

I want a fembot to rape and abuse.

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>>37525768
>tfw this femanon will never sit on my face
the worst fembot feel right there lads

>>37524868
>tfw no qt to fill with babies

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>>37527683
LESBIANS OUT GET FATBRO TO SIT ON YOUR FACE INSTEAD

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>>37527765
NO
I WANT HER BUTT ON MY FACE. RIGHT. NOW.
REEEEEE

>>37527847
NO HER BUTT BELONGS ON MY FACE NOT YOURS GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEE

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>>37524558
I miss this too much

>>37522771
>tfw no boys stare

>>37527982
>>tfw no boys stare
>tfw no fembot to stare at

>this entire thread
And then people wonder why we don't post on /r9k/ zeemaps anymore.

>>37527982
be my gf and let me stare at you sometime

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>trying to get free Overwatch boxes from arcade
>tell team where enemy shield generator is
>teammate calls me a stupid cunt and then spams me with friend requests
I miss Unreal Tournament 2004. This never happened when I talked to my team on it.

>>37522771
do women actually pick their ears

gross

>>37528056
You gut gud and surpass them.

>>37528081
I like to think I'm pretty good. I'm definitely better than average. It's just kind of annoying being insulted for trying to help.

>>37522794
>fake tits
Even my animu papes look less fake.

>>37528211
>>37528056
Can I spam you with be my gf requests?

>>37527683
You come to OUR board with your god forsaken TRIPS and AVATAR FAGGING?

>>37528211
I dont play overwatch, lets date so I can use the mic for you.

>>37528239
I don't want to be spammed with anything.
>>37528371
What do you play? I pretty much only play it because I'm addicted to the whole skinner box aspect of it. I don't put any money into it but I like to open the boxes.

>>37528814
I see
Can I ask your hobbies, and be your friend?

>>37528823
Mostly video games. Used to go to the library a lot but I haven't been in a few years. Watching a couple shows right now too that I'm not going to name because I don't want spoilers.

>>37528849
Alright
And the be your friend part

>>37528866
I don't know why you would want to. I don't use any social stuff we could talk on or anything.

>>37528886
Do you have an email by any chance?

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This shit again here is your (you)

>>37528928
Yeah, but would you really want to talk through that?

>>37528961
absolutely!
post pls

>writing songs
>first one is about a guy who you kissed and almost dated *cringe*
>second one is about the muslim menace
I'm never gonna make it.

>>37528993
>second one is about the muslim menace
be my anti-islam gf

>>37528814
I play mostly single player games that have set run times, so I can move onto the next one. So kind of everything, obscure too.

>>37527683
>tfw you will never dick down alexis until she becomes bi
One day.

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Fembots.
Im a crazy dude with BPD and i met a girl off of this board.
Going for a fwb situation. We get along well, share interests, etc, talk every day.
Chances of this becoming anything substantial.
I need an anchor right now.

>>37528993
Can you post the lyrics to the muslim song?

>girl stares at me
>every time I look back, she looks away
>can't tell if it's disgust or liking due to my make-up

>>37528992
I think I would want to make a new one if I'm going to post it here. Give me a minute.
>>37529022
I'm kind of similar, I guess. I'm emulating Mega Man Powered Up lately.

>>37529097
[email protected]
Just email my throwaway actually

>>37529110
Okay, I sent an email. I am doing other stuff right now though so I might get a bit distracted.

>>37529097
Plz have discord so we can talk about what game we're playing and play the same games.

>>37529153
I've never used it before, no.

>tfw no 26+ year old introverted autistic fembot to exchange autistic messages with

>>37529164
Why not get one? It's easy and everyone uses it. You can use it in a browser. I guess there's phone numbers or kik, if you really don't want to.

>>37529208
Because it's one more account to keep track of that I'll never use.

>>37529227
What accounts do you use, then?

>>37529215
Do you have discord?
I liked it

>>37529245
Not much of anything.

>>37529215
It's really, really bad. There's nothing artistic about it. You're just literally writing your thoughts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46eBa6NlEhA

>>37529257
That makes it hard to be friends. If you're close by, we can hang out without a social service.
Or could we exchange phone numbers?

>>37529175
>tfw futility

>>37529283
That's all I was trying to do? Lyrics are hard. I don't expect to be Bob Dylan or something.
Oh well, I'll scrap those one and try again tomorrow.

>>37529414
please respond to this post
pls giv contact

>>37529283
constructive criticism is hard huh

>>37529257
Thread might 404, so my email is [email protected]

>tfw really wanted to date a fembot
>talked to a few
>realized they were all ugly and/or fat
>not thirsty anymore

My standards are higher than Snoop on Mt. Everest. Oh well, I'm cute, so it's ok.

>>37526919
>It is, I've been teased all my life for being like this.
And I get teased for having red hair. Now people think it's something nice all of sudden. Just because it was bad in the past doesn't mean someone can't like it now.