how to wash shit out of a carpet?
I can't take it out of my room
>>37520440
Ever thought of using Google instead asking on 4chan?
not saying you should do it but having a fetish for eating crap would definitely help
bleach will do the job
>>37520440
Post a detailed synopsis of how you got feces in/on your carpet. If I feel you're being truthful and haven't left any details out, I'll help you
>>37520525
fucking my ass with a homemade dildo, if that's your fucking thing
>>37520440
Rent a carpet cleaning machine
>>37520614
I have found your answer unsatisfactory. Good luck
>>37520614
You're supposed to use an enema beforehand if you're going to go that deep and rough, retard.
>>37521489
not an option, I need something more stealthy