ITT: films that women can't understand

>>37520250
Oh and you understand it? Then please explain to me the themes of the movie and how they apply today. Specific examples please

>>37520296
Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. You're as welcome as can be.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)

Forever let us hold our banner high.
High. High. High.

Come along and sing a song and join the jamboree.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Here we go a-marching and a-shouting merrily.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

We play fair and we work hard and we're in harmony.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)

Forever let us hold our banner high.
High. High. High.

Boys and girls from far and near you're as welcome as can be.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Who is marching coast to coast and far across the sea?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)

Forever let us hold his banner high.
High. High. High.

Come along and sing a song and join the family.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

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Same goes for American History X, Fight Club, The Believer and Apocalypse Now

>>37520439
>fight club

I think women understand being sociopathic bipolar cunts

>>37520439
You gotta be 18 to post here, bub. Come back in 5 years

>>37520476
Kys you subhuman shitskin

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If you mean understand as in having an objective view, then they don't understand this.

>>37520502
Aw, look everyone. It's baby's first shit post. How cute

>>37520620
I think your fedora is to tight on you subhuman faggot

>>37520637
Aw, and another! Aren't you mommy's little darling

>>37520354
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I BEEN TOLD
ESKIMO PUSSY'S MIGHTY COLD

>>37520250

Pretty much any oscar nominated film.

Women just watch shitty rom coms

>>37520664
Can you choke on chlorine you fucking normie? Pray do.

>>37520973
He just doesn't give up. What a little trooper. Don't forget to have mommy write about this in your baby book

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>>37520250
>ITT: films that women can't understand
Lawrence of Arabia

>>37520354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmILOL55xP0
Imagine your average roastie watching this scene, and thinking "lol how dumb, why are they singing about a disney cartoon XD"

As a woman who loves film, I'm going to hide this thread, they always make me too angry because I'm never sure if posts like
>>37521031
are satire or not.

>>37521085
Loving movies and relating to them is not the same.
For example you could love Blue Valentine but you couldnt relate to the main protagonist.

>>37521074
The depression and misery of that scene. Roasties will never understand depression and misery.

>>37521031
A closeted homosexual makes up sadisitic rape fantasies to fap to later while simultaneously dicking over the middle east. What's to get?

>>37521121
>the whole overarching theme about the duality of man
>roasties heard joker say that line, probably assumed it was a joke and them promptly forgot about it

>>37520476
>>37520502
>>37520620
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>>37520664
>>37520973
>>37521007
You're both pathetic and this was embarrassing to read

>>37520296
>how they apply today
how is this relevant?

>>37521166
I am sorry but I never watched Full Metal jacket, yet I do plan to. I understand that scene, trying to focus on something innocent and goofy through hell, yet I don't know who the Joker was. Can you explain without spoiling it?

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>>37520250
>not just posting this

>>37521226
Joker is the main character, he's the guy narrating that scene, but his line about the duality of man is in another scene. Rather than spoil it, you should watch it and experience it for yourself

>>37521114
OPs post is "understand", I enjoy analysing and experiencing films. Sure, not everyone takes the same thing away from the same film but you'd be mistaken to think that an entire gender doesn't "understand" a certain film.
Also roles switch about in relationships. You can bet your ass that certain women can relate to Gosling in Blue Valentine.
>>37521074
Fuck you.

Ok, now to go for sure.

>>37521315
>Fuck you.
no need to get upset just because you don't get it. Why don't you watch "pretty woman" again or something?

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>>37520250
>>37521229
Also this one, women literally cannot appreciate

Road to Perdition

>>37521315
>entire gender doesn't "understand" a certain film.
It's not about "all women" but OP generalizes majority of women as all women. Besides just because small number of women could relate to it, doesnt mean in the slightest that average female user will do the same. I was about to write that men couldnt relate to women movies but they follow the same pattern where the bad guy refuses to get changed by women but in the end he does.

>>37521229
I get this entire thread is bait, but you do realize Point Break was directed by a woman, right?

>>37521408
Uh oh. A valid point has been made. Get out your logical fallacies everyone

>>37521408
>>37521671
Have two (You)s, I'm feeling generous.

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>>37521408
I didn't make the image, go ask /tv/

>>37521408
She didn't understand it

It was good by accident

>>37520250
I hate when normies say "only the first half with the boot camp scene was good"
No you normie scum, the sniper scene was God-tier.

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>films that women can't understand
>women were present throughout all levels of the film's production

There are two interpretations of the OP:
(1) women can literally not comprehend the themes and subliminal messages of Kubrick's work
(2) women cannot emotionally comprehend the film because war and stuff

If (1), then OP is a proven regard ala the dunning-kruger complex because anyone with a bit of historical and psychological understanding could appreciate Kubrick's filmmaking.

If (2), OP is still a retard because a NEET loser who doesn't even lift is as far removed from the horrors of Vietnam as any roastie.

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>>37521085
This.

>saw Full Metal Jacket as a kid
>spent forever analyzing it
>tfw I spent hours pouring over Rob Ager's film analysis of Full Metal Jacket
>actually bought his analysis after he removed it from Youtube
>honestly one of my favourite films

Pic related. mfw.

The people who go "hurrr the first part is the only good part" are brainlets who like swearing. The second half is where things get good.

Anyway, what films have you watched lately, filmanon?

>>37521074
People who think they're smart are often not. That scene is not hard to understand.

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>"i-i-its a movie about hot guys stripping..."
>when in reality its a movie about a man doing degenerate things just to survive, being used seen as nothing more than an object to obsess over
>all mike wanted was a normal life
>all he wanted to do was settle down with a woman and start a furniture company
>meanwhile the buddy he brought into the stripping business fucks him over and makes him lose all of the money he was saving up for his future

>>37523596
Holy fuck this might be the most Fedora thing ever said on here.

>"mlady I protected your honour on a Namibian Linux support forum. please reward me with sex"

>>37523669
>That scene is not hard to understand.
I agree, it's very blatantly obvious what the intention is. I wasn't implying it was incredibly deep or hard to follow

And yet, women still don't understand.

>>37521229
>Taxi Driver was described by it's director as a feminist film
>The Outsiders was written by a woman

Etc., etc.
>>37523707
>points out that OP is an embarassing pretentious retard
>thinks I'm trying to get laid by people I refer to as roasties on a board with a miniscule female population

So, is everyone who disagrees with you just trying to get laid? That must help you sleep at night.
>>37523678
I know a guy that lost his virginity to Magic Mike.

>the girl kept watching the movie while he was on top
>we all call him Magic Mike now

>>37523735
>hurrr I'm smarter than 50% of the population
>but I'm not saying I'm smart tho

>>37520250
Melt with you

>>37520250
>>37520439
>tfw gf liked these
>tfw gf got me to watch Hunt for Red October
She'll never be yours! Never!

The Original American Psycho

>>37520354
This showed the boys finially united as one.
The lose and the win and now they are a crew.
This showed us that the conflict they went through had a pay off...Brotherhood.

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>>37521074
FOR THE BROTHERHOOD
FOR THE BROTHERHOOD

>>37521229
Please post more of this. I need to watch them on my own. Totally not for watching with a girl who happens to like these movies, because they don't exist.

>>37523769
NEVER
EVER
UNDERSTAND

>>37523769
It's not about me specifically, men just have a deeper understanding of these things that women simply don't. You don't have to get so toastie about it

>>37521229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S06nIz4scvI
YEAH YEAH COME ON GET SOME GET SOME FUCKER.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9eybY9qFfY
WE SHOOT THE SICK THE POOR THE LAME WE DO OUR BEST TO KILL
fuck man....

>>37520250
Hehehe me and my brozays only watch movies for real MEN.
Haha if u don't like FAST AND FURIOUS that's probably just cuz ur boyfriend doesn't haha (cuz u gotta be gay not to like FAST AND FURIOUS that's a joke about sexual orientation).
Real MEN watch movies with BLOOD, HOT CHICKS (especially when they only show skin and don't say a word u know what I mean), FIGHTS, DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON WORKING OUT (Paul Walker Rest In Peace best actor ever real pussywetter :-( )
Also we like deep movies, our women would never get them haha (their so dumb xD), I mean like FIGHT CLUB, that movies so cool and it teaches u how to fuck desperate women haha I guess this is why our gf's don't get it cuz their desperate haha

>>37521085
>As a woman who loves film
Which filmchad are you trying to fuck? That's the only reason women pretend to have hobbies and interests.

>>37523596
>doesn't even lift is as far removed from the horrors of Vietnam as any roastie.
No...I used to lift I stopped for a long time...whats the point eh.
You wanna be a rifle man you need to be small and cardio king bunny because being able to ruck 20 miles and hide from small arms fire is WAAAAAAAAAAY more benefits them being a meat head.

>>37521258
I just watched it and holy shit it was amazing. I really related to Pyle. I know what it's like to be a drag on everyone and being stupid and fucking up, and having everyone hating you for it. Hell, when I saw the scene of the guys beating up Pyle I almost cried. Amazing movie.

>>37524178
This fucking threads going to die but FEMBOT and KEK shit stays around for days on end...Thanks moot for ruining 4chan.
Oh well /k/ might be to summer fag for me and I feel they are turning a wee to liberal for me.

>>37524227
Cu ck is now being turned to k ek now thanks fucking mods

>>37521007
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>>37520502
>>37520476
>>37520439

Really bad. Have a wince.

>>37524215
I'm glad you enjoyed it anon. It's truly a tale of man's struggle

>>37523930
>implying the ending was supposed to be a positive LOL FRIENDSHIP message
>implying it wasn't fucking despair
>>37523894
>directed by a woman


>>37524041
>men have a deeper understanding

Wow I love how a group you're part of has a deeper understanding.

>toastie
I hate pretension in any form.
>>37524083
This.

>>37524178
>implying the point was about being /fit/

POSTS ONLY MEN CAN UNDERSTAND

>>37524262
Clearly you're quite distressed. There are plenty of movies out there for you to enjoy, that you won't struggle with so much

>>37523930
Holy shit, to think people watch this movie and decide the end is happy and brotastic.

I wish i was strafed to death by an A-4 skyhawk

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>>37520354
WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHIT?

>>37524283
(you)
>>37524300
Uh obviously, because war is awesome and cool and that was totally the point.

I read that post and was like What is this Mickey Mouse shit?

>>37524300
The message of Full Metal Jacket is that the Vietnam War was rad and killing gooks is awesome

>>37523669
I actually just watched FMJ for the first time last week and because of brainlets just quoting the drill sergeant all the time I actually thought it was going to be a comedy. Like some supertroopers shit. Fuck them, second half was amazing

>>37523669
>People who think they're smart are often not. That scene is not hard to understand.

Look, I'm not even going to throw in the gender thing into this. You vastly and I mean VASTLY overestimate the general moviegoing public if you think that is easy to understand for them. The fact that you watched this fucking movie as a kid and got all autistic about analyzing and buying and studying for hours an expert's analysis of it clearly shows how fucked up your expectations of others are going to be. No one else is on some shit like that. Most people are barely even aware of what they just watched let alone thinking about days or weeks later trying to get shit.

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>I am very quiet.
>Let the months and years come, they can take nothing from me, they can take
nothing more.
>I am so alone, and so without hope that I can confront them without fear.

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>>37520250
Surprised nobody mentioned the best film ever.

>>37524663
How can women not get that movie? It's a good movie, yet it's just mindless action (Not saying thats a bad thing).

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Not a film per se but women are biologically incapable of comprehending the amount of self-sacrifice and honor bound martyrdom in Fist of the North Star

>>37524663
I fucking loved the ending. Very few films end with an uppity roastie getting her pussypass denied. Both commies and roasties deserve to be thrown out of helicopters.

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>>37520439
I'm a guy and I didn't understand Apocalypse Now.

I was expecting to watch some grunts to be humping around in the shit but instead I got a boat trip movie and death cults.

>>37524691
EZ

I fucking loved it. I honestly thought it would end differently for the first few seconds.

>>37524677
>just mindless action
It's very related to videogames in terms of entertainment. Many women simply feel dizzy and disoriented.

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>>37523815
Fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMIE

>>37524734
wew thanks for the (you), I was looking for one
ROBOTS NEVER LEARN

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How the fuck has this not been posted yet?

Deep down, every man understands this film

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>eww why is he jerking off? gross
>why did he choke her? I don't get it!

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>>37524734
>>37524758
Just don't reply. It's bait.

>>37523815
you unoriginally need to go back to r/4chan, facebook, or wherever the fuck you came from

>>37524762
it has you fuckin dumpass

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>all the buttblasted roasties itt

>>37524791
you think this does anything
you will unironically keep getting fucking triggered even if I say my gf is fake
you will keep raging and that nurtures me

Ex Machina

The moral is "never trust a woman"

>>37523596
>ala the dunning-kruger complex

When you claim OP is "a proven retard" like an angry bitter child and then try and make a serious point to sound intelligent, I'm split between you being female or underage but it's probably the first

>>37524300
Men forge bonds over war...YOU would know this if you had friends who where soldiers.
My fucking uncle still keeps contact with his butt buddys in the MP.
That was early 80s too.

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>>37524572
Fucking this.

I love Hartman as much as anyone, but it really goes to show how macho douchebags completely miss the point of the movie. All they care about is the overdramatic suicide scene and some guy shouting funny mean words haha!

The second half of the film is where Kubrick really makes his fucking point.

>supertroopers
>in Vietnam
Honestly? I'd watch it.
>>37524643
>overestimate the general population
Not really.

Is the average person in a single viewing going to pick up on the repeat use of the phrase "Mary Jane Rottencrotch" or "Mickey Mouse"? Probably not.

But the fundamental message of irony and despair? Yes. The average fucking person is going to pick up on this.

>>37524770
If anything, the average robot would not get NGE because it was made by Anno directly to spite them.

The masturbating scene was obviously a fuck you to fanboys who hot glued their Asuka figures and sexually objectified the underaged girls on the show. Regardless of your stance on what I just said, it was clear that Anno found it despicable.

The choking is definitely more debatable, but I would argue it framed Shinji in a negative light.

(((Kubrick)))
Gotta watch out for the Jew in the film, other than that it's pretty good.

>>37524928
No, the thing is that you're saying the truth but this movie was not about that at all

>>37524932
>The choking is definitely more debatable, but I would argue it framed Shinji in a negative light.
You mean pre destination?
Pretty sure it was a story of a beta and trying to get him to turn alpha to save the world with some philosophy.

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>>37524818
you just got meta memed kid
don't worry i wont laugh at your naivete TOO hard ;^)

Funny how all video essays and videos that analyse film are made by men, Its almost like women just don't want to go beyond a certain level of analysis

>>37524939
https://www.quora.com/What-was-the-meaning-of-Full-Metal-Jackets-ending-when-the-soldiers-are-marching-and-singing-the-Mickey-Mouse-song
Objective but men sing candence to create an unit
I dont care what kurbriks intention was this is how it played out.

>>37524965
>let's just say it's a meme and post a smug face
as long as it works amirite

>>37524965
And then my gf at the time told me to stop worrying about her showing her tits off like this but I dumped her anyway.

>>37524986
>normies answering a question about movies
you know nothing of worth.

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>>37524991
looks like it just did hmmm?

>>37525034
m8 if you just want a battle of who gets the last (You), have it
whoever cares can tell you got buttblasted and started memeing

>>37521229
I made the mistake of showing my one girlfriend The Good the Bad and the Ugly. During the whole final standoff scene she was on her phone browsing instagram. Glad we broke up.

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>>37524956
>NGE
>about turning alpha

What.

>>37524986
>don't care about Kubrick's intention
>in a movie Kubrick made

Your "hurrr in real life soldiers were friends" argument is fucking stupid because movies are not reality. Your argument is akin to me going "hurr all film analysis that employs Freudian techniques is wrong because Freud's theories have largely been debunked!"

Regardless of the scientific credability of Freud's work, the man's impact on art is still very strong. The reality (science) does not correspond with the artistic expression (Freudian archetypes in film).

Likewise, your uncle getting Hanoi Hilton'ed had zero to do with how Kubrick used the Vietnam War in art.

>>37524981
>he doesn't even know that there are literally whole sections of film thought viewed through a feminist lens

inb4 "deep analysis doesn't count if I don't like it"

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Saving private Ryan

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>>37524965
What is this degeneracy?!?!!?
oreganio

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>>37525047
I graciously accept your defeat. Wisdom is knowing when you've been bested.

>>37520870
Are you dumb
It's "I don't know BUT I've been told"

>>37525173
Leave him alone, he doesn't know what he's been told

>>37525030
I figured it was a quick read because I cant type to much.

>>37524932
>The second half
ITS A THREE ACT SCRIPT. REEEEEEEE

>>37525121
Fuck. I am just making parrellels what is having an opinion.

>>37525210
Doesn't matter. It was a bunch of faggot soldiers talking about their lives, not the movie. Once again, truth doesn't imply relevance.
But you said EVA is about becoming alpha so you're disregarded.

>>37524932
>But the fundamental message of irony and despair? Yes. The average fucking person is going to pick up on this.

you sound like a really nice person because your idea of average is so high above the mark
just look at the fuckers in this thread and how horrendously wrong they are. consider how much more time they have to think about shit than your regular working dudebro just going to summer blockbusters. these people ask the dumbest questions constantly during movies instead of just fucking watching/listening and by the time the credits roll all they have to say about it is "time has passed, time for food"

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>>37525190
underrated originalioli post

>>37525173
sorry jarhead I don't know the lingo

>>37525233
>But you said EVA is about becoming alpha so you're disregarded.
Never watched it someone on here did a run down SO I am going off on what some other anon said.

>>37525310
Then don't say you're "pretty sure" you useless sack of gas

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This one always triggers roasties

"But muh underage"

This girl loved him not for a huge cock, what was in his bank account, or a social status ladder climb she could pull by being with him.

he taught her everything he knew so she could defend herself.

But we saw that she was also ready to make the same sacrifice he ultimately made for her.

She was willing to die by his side but that's not what he wanted for her.

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>>37525220
>because there is a three act script there can't be two divisions made according to setting

>>>37525225
>le "muh opinion" meme
>>37525234
While I agree that a lot of people in this thread are fucking stupid ("full metal jacket is about muh band of bros!"), I don't think that's a lack of intelligence, but a willful projection of their own pol-

Yeah, actually, you're right. People are fucking stupid.

>>37525310
>>37525310
>run
>down
Was it quick?

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>>37520354
I wanted to see exotic vietnam, the jewel of southeast asia.
I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an interesting culture and kill them.
I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.

>>37523669
I honesty hate the first part and usually skip to the second.

>>37526577
>being this contrarian

Originally kill yourself

>>37520250
I stayed up till like 4 last night watching this. It was p good

>>37525999

The version that normies prefer is Sin City aka cuck/captain save ho city.

Like Nancy was really going to wait 8 yrs for Hartigans old ass to get out of prison.

>stripper
>virgin stripper

Yeah fucking right.

In real life she'd be getting tag teamed by Marv and that yellow fuck to scrape enough money get a hit of heroin.

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>lel what is solipsism

The Deer Hunter

Not that a woman would even make it through the wedding.

>>37526517
>tfw you will never get a confirmed kill

>>37521229

The first time I saw half the films on this list was because a girl recommended them to me.

>>37521085
tits + timestamp or gtfo

this comment is original dattebayo!

>>37527307
tfw you will never die in a proxy ground war for a bunch of CIA kikes

>>37523076
is anyone who doesn't agree with you a normie?

>>37523076
who the fuck honestly says that? The sniper scene is fucking chilling

>>37520296
Women detected leave my virgin board

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O Captain My Captain

>>37524932
i like the suicide scene

>>37524965
Why are tan lines like that one the right so fucking hot?

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>>37524646
my negro. god tier taste

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>>37528027
You could probably put any serious Robin Williams movie on the list.