Hey robots, I've never been camping before, but I'm

>>37519713
Become food for the skinwalkers

>>37519713
Fishing is fun if you're on a body of water

>>37519713
Getting drunk while camping is actually pretty fun anon other than that you could get high with your friends or try fuck any women there. If you're all guys going then that's pretty gay.

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Its the experience anon.
There's something primal about keeping a fire going.
Also, for proper advice go
>>>/out/

>>37519713
Lots of time for drunk gay sex not even joking or at least a few beejs

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>>37519713
You could always give me your skin. It's not like you're doing much with it

>>37519742
>>37519752
But /what/ exactly is fun about it? Explain it to me as if I were an alien race that never heard of the concept 'fun' before.

>>37519713
smoke weed / trip

enjoy nature

also yes, gay sex

>>37519752
>>37519781
we're majority guys by one. maybe

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>>37519713
Fish
Hike
Shoot that dur (if you live in Montana or something)
Use a knife to turn a stick into a pointy stick

Pro-tip: if you're enjoying camping, you aren't doing it right

>>37519826
Well ya usualy is thats why I was saying its a good time to get drunk and xp sucking cocks or butt sex it happens a fair amount on camping trips

>>37519713
Fishing
Drinking
Mutual fap sessions or full blown gay sex

>>37519713
It has already been suggested but last time I went camping I got drunk and passed out in the tent woke up cumming in my friends mouth

>>37519752
You know what happens when a group of guys go out camping and drinking right? Thats code for gay sex so at least 2 of them are expecting something lewd to happen

>>37519713
Are you at least willing to try and suck off one of the guys?

>>37519713
Camping with guys... might as well go on Grindr

>>37519713
Bring girly clothes and let them raw dog that boipussy

>>37519713
I'm going camping for the first time this weekend too. Taking coke, weed and anything else I can get my hands on, going to be degenerate as fuck.

>>37519713
Enjoy that there are no other humans for miles

>>37520377
You might have your first gay touching M8, remember do not scrape his penis with ya teeth

>>37520396
No humans except all his gay friends you stupid fuck

>>37520377
Degenerate as fuck means you will be on your knees sucking off everyone with their dick out

>>37520163
Not OP but I wish one of my friends would dress up like a girl and let me fuck her in a tent

After a few days you'll look around, it's not just another random hill, rock, bush. All the common things are very distinct. One of the best parts maybe pick up some stones you'd skip across a lake, you see some wild life and think I'd tag that cunt and figure out how to eat it. Then you watch it, it'll probably freak out about your presence but you see a lot of it that it's kind of routine and you study it and think you could fit there on the ecological scale. If you got hungry you'd probably spend a disproportional amount of time doing all that but when you're just breezing through it's fun to study and see how the things react. Living creatures have patterns for all of it, some of it is seasonal and it'll all behave differently at another time.