Fembots, what are pyjama parties like?

>>37518656
>fembot
>pyjama party
what are you thinking?

>>37518656
watch log horizon S2

>>37518656
Nothing too exciting. You'd have more fun becoming a pirate.
All we did all night was play games and eat junk food. I remember my last one we played card games for a majority of it then truth or dare.
I got my friend to lick off a dusty table.

>>37518798
fucking roastie
i hope you die in a car crash tommorow

>>37518809
You wanna talk to me about it? We can discuss pirating and car crashes all you want.
What do you drive? I'm Nightrose#2309 on Discord. Might be fun

>>37518749
But I could barely stand the first season.

>>37518854
>You wanna talk to me about it? We can discuss pirating and car crashes all you want.What do you drive? I'm Nightrose#2309 on Discord. Might be fun

This is how girls talk

>>37518854
a-are you r-r-eally a g-g-girl?
omg is a girl showing interest in me???!!?

>>37518944
Is it? Thought only I talked like this. Is that a yes or a no to the car crash discussion?

>>37518973
I'm not the same guy wtf
do not reply to my post """""fembot""""""

>>37518963
I show interest in everybody, but first you gotta be a pirate.

>>37518991
I reply to all my replies.

>>37519020
I'm a natural born slave trader, does that count?

>>37519033
That's almost there, not quite though. Do you have any experience leading a boat? Can you spend long periods of time on the seven seas? Can you swim?

>>37518798
"Lick off a dusty table"
Shoukd have told her to lick your pussy
: ^)

>>37519052
>can you swim
I'm not a nigger so yes.
>leading boats on sea
That's the main thing we do over here, port them slaves from africa to all over the world with our slave ships.


Also, check out this dank music:

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>>37518798
>I got my friend to lick off a dusty table.
What did she mean by this?

>>37519072
Like, you know how in your garage stuff just collects dust? We hang out in the garage and theres this old plastic table that just had a ton of dust on it. Like if i placed my hand on it it would imprint.
I got them to lick the table.
They essentially licked all the dust off an old dust table
>>37519070
Maximum lewd

>>37519071
Good music tastes.

>>37518656
Bumperinoriganolisno

>>37518656
Many females tennager do actually lewd stuff during such parties. Now...i will fap to lesbian pyjama party stories.

>>37519052

Different anon here. Why do you care about boat riding? You worked on a ship before too because I did.

>be me
>femanon
>have a sleepover at my friend's house
>I was really shy and passive
>one girl was really pretty
>had tons of guys after her
>see her like an older sister since she seemed so experienced
>ended up playing truth or dare
>ended up being dared to let her pee on me (she dared me)
>ended up sitting cross-legged in the girl whose house it was's tub as three friends peed on me
>they knew I was turned on
>ended up letting them touch me and finger me
>still not a lesbian but will probably feel that horny again

Also
>met that girl again a couple of years ago
>invites me over her boyfriend's place
>gives the address
>go there and they both use me
>she sits there masturbating as her bf fucks me
>she pats my head and patronizes me
>almost piss myself through excitement

>>37520995
>ended up being dared to let her pee on me (she dared me)
>ended up sitting cross-legged in the girl whose house it was's tub as three friends peed on me
that's nasty

>>37520995

Damn women having all the fun. You're not a robot leave this board. You're well on the path the to tumblrina pansexual whatever.

>>37518656
Only went to one, we watched some horror movies and then we all slept in the same bed. It was fun.

>>37521300

did anyone of you brap while you were in the bed?

>>37521328
No, we kicked each other a lot on accident though

>>37518656
>stay at my best friend's house
>both just came back from the swimming pool
>we change our clothes in my best friends room
>get curious all of a sudden and tell my best friend to show me her parts
>she hesitates for a moment but spreads her parts for me
>i touch her out of impulse
>she giggles a bit and then tells me to show her mine
>i do so
>"whoa" she touches me there
>i've got to go back home, so we had to stop

this is when we were 10