ITT: Things normies say that make you angry.

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>>37518642
Just be like chad.

you need to move out

"Asians are my favorite."

cept this came from a loser autist

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>>37518642
"Please get out of the toy store"

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Just be yourself, anon.
this is original

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>>37518642
>talk about your problems
>"dude there like children starving in Africa stop whining"

>>37518735
Specifically when masturbating

>getting a gf is easy

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>life is what you make it
>with a serious face and tone of voice

>"you are pretty funny, wanna go grab a coffee or something? :)"
I hate this shit and those stupid bitches, just let me live my life, dammit.

>"excuse me"
>tries to pass me
Bitch no you're just gonna speed up so you can catch up to chad and flirt with him and walk really slow and stare at me when I pass you because you walk too slow

>>37518642
"want to have sex?"

how about NO, you stupid roastie

>"anon, you're so mysterious"
>giggles with her friends
no I'm not mysterious I actually enjoy several hobbys and play 3 instruments.

>"have a nice day"
Who the hell do they think they are? Telling me what to do. Bunch of assholes.

>help im getting raped
tired of that shit

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>>37518642
>"it get's better"
>"your problems are temporary"
>"just smile for once"
>"just open up"
>"you're too depressing leave me alone."

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>>37518642
>Dude, just stop being sad!

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>>37519510
>dude just stop eating so much
>dude just stop doing heroin
>dude just stop being so spergy
>you literally have to do nothing

>i dont give A fuuck bout anything XD i just want to paary!!!! get wasted!!!! i want to go crazy tonight!!! woooHOOO

For fuck sake, the normies say this all the time before friday night but when I actually party with them...It's really fucking boring. Their definition of going crazy is: getting drunk, leave the club by 3 and getting fucked by chad.

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literally
fucking original

>>37519630
It was a shock when I realized the typical normie going on is boring as heck, literally a club full of people slightly shuffling back and forth all staying in their safe group, god am I glad to be back playing video games

>>37519798
>god am I glad to be back playing video games
boring as hell and waste of time, i would rather party with normies

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>why is your cum so stringy

NO ONE KNOWS

>>37518642
>my boyfriend...
>8x6 is the master race
>I don't even know you but I hope you have a nice day
>KYS

really really need to go hang yourself normie cunts

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>>37518642
>You'll make some girl really happy someday

>"omg just get a job and move out its not that hard"
>I live in commiefornia
>"omg I wish I could go there"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37519838
>partying with normies is fun
what are you doing on /r9k/
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>37519927
no read >>37519630

but playing games all alone for hours is even more pathetic

>There are no predatory aliens in space wanting
>to keep us confined to the planet

Anything. Fucking anything. I hate the sound of human speech. It's so fucking grating and annoying.

SHUT UP. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. EVERYONE STOP TALKING. STOP MAKING NOISE. JUST FUCKING SHUT

UUUUUUUUUUUUUP

>>37519977
pretty aggro words there my friend

>>37519999

We need to stop sending messages into space. We need to stop trying to explore space. We just need to stop. There is nothing out there for us. Nothing wants us. Nothing will tolerate us. They're keeping an eye on us and the INSTANT they determine we could be a threat, we're fucking gone.

>>37519977
nobody said alone tho

>>37518642
>"I'm mad at something."
>Letting anger make you act like a shit head

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>>37518642
I hate it when normies use the word "Fembot" when they themselves know women can't be robots.

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>>37518642
>just be yourself
>there's plenty fish in the sea
>just be confident

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>>37518642
>"What's your story?"
>"The world is your oyster!"
>"Don't you want a wife and kids someday?"

NNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ayee senpai issa lit asf or someshit like this

>>37518642
>i go to 4chan

>>37518642
Ok jokes over, Stop being mentally ill now

>>37519798
failed normie here, been to clubs with my Chad friends a fair amount of times
from my experience: Drugs are mandatory to having fun while clubbing
you need to be high to enjoy the noise, the lights, the dancing (aka letting your body act like a retard)

I gotta say it was quite nice at times. It's just so insanely expensive

>>37520073
Mysophonia?

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>>37518642
How are you anon? I care for you anon? I'm from the Philippines and am grill. Please have nice day.

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Basically this cycle.

>drinking alone means you're an alcoholic

NIGGER I'M ALWAYS ALONE SO EITHER I'M A TEETOTALLER OR AN ALCOHOLIC

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>>37518642
>"why don't you go out more anon? it's not healthy to stay inside all the time"
>implying i have no friends or social circle by choice

>>37518790
this one makes me want to cook them alive to solve it

>>37521041
>faggot SU poster
kys

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>>37518790
Niggers are low IQ subhumans incapable of solving their own problems. Let them starve.

>>37518642
>All you have to do is have a positive attitude
>You just need to work herder to solve your problems

>>37520766
isn't vidya + drugs alone better ?

>>37518642
>You just need to go out more
>Stop being so nervous
>You just have to try harder
>Youre not even trying
>You chose to be this way
>There is nothing to be anxious about

>Islamaphobia
>Why aren't you into regular things?
>Stop being so critical

>Stop talking about this, I really dont care about the jews

>>37518642
>s-stop being so insensitive!

>>37519906
If you have a problem getting a job and moving out and you don't have any kind of criminal record, you're a fucking disgrace.

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>be 33
>work in law related field
>occasionally get called 'dude'
>occasionally get called 'bro'

RESPECT YOUR FUCKING ELDERS YOU INSUFFERABLE PUNKS

>>37518642
Hello, hi, greetings, howdy, ect.

>>37523753
your old is showing

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>"Rain Drop"
like the normie expects people to still respond with "Drop Top." EVERY FUCKING NORMIE IN MY SCHOOL DOES THAT SHIT.

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>>37523793

as is your summer.
punk.

when she says 33 .3 reoccurring instead 1/3

>>37523805
the fucking lyrics are RANGE DROP; DROP TOP

FUCKING NORMIES

>>37518642
>Netflix and Chill
>Cach me ousside Howbah dat
>Check this shit on iFunny bro

>>37521660
I can't imagine living life sober at this point.

>hey anon? Why are you so quiet? It looks like you hate everyone

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY

>>37518730

Roastie detected detected.

Stay mad, Jew bitch.

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>>37518642
>>37518642
>>can i get some ranch with my pizza
how can you not enjoy pizza without this shit condiment meant for women. on account of course women dont know how to eat food properly.
>>pineapple on pizza

>>37518642
>Hey, let's crack a cold one with the boys!
>My girlfriend, my boo, my bae, my baby, my companion or whatever fucking way they call their significant other

>>37518642
I'm high as shit hahaha oh my goddddddd anon holy shit haha get stoned OUT OF YOUR MIND!!! Smoke weed every day you ninny muggins!! You fucking cunt!!! I'm high as balls right now holy shitty TTY I'm high!!!

>Oh, sorry I didn't answer your phone call mate! I was having sex with my mother, you know
>Do you think they sell dildos in this place?
>I wanna smoke cum
>Hitler was daddy af
>Did I ever tell you about that time I sneezed on Carmen Electra?
>I like Japanese soccer cause there's a lot of Asian nipples

>putting though at the end of a sentence
>using American nigger babble
>referencing Harry Potter or some other vapid rubbish

>>37519630
>i dont give A fuuck bout anything XD i just want to fuck a trap!!!! watch animes!!!! i want to go crazy tonight with my drugs and my vidya!!! woooHOOO

works both ways

i am here, taking all of your never before seen pepes and adding them to my collection of stolen memes, be offended betafags

>What anon, you like videogames/anime ? That's for kids.

>>37525248
how long have you been on this board? robots are overly emotional about everything

>>37525289
All normies play video games, anon

>>37525374
not the purest of normies

ive unironically heard the "muh anxiety xd" from one of the most massive normalfags i know

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>>37518642

idk if this is applicable but the memes are shit so maybe it counts

>autists in my computer science class are constantly fucking reciting memes
>desperately trying to work while they blare their funny meme music
>"REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE FLAVOOOOOOOR"
>contemplate suicide
>be taking the final exam
>poor confused 25 year old teacher passing out exam
>autist takes scantron
>"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
>room erupts in laughter for 5+ minutes
>mfw i just want to take the fucking exam

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''Keep up the good work big guy''

Who is this four chan person?

>>37520258
The only thing being confident does is making her feel less bad about turning you down.

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>>37523805
>tfw chad says "raindrop" oneits says "droptop" and starts laughing uncontrollably

Every time I say I don't want to have kids.

Those three goddamn words.

>You
>never
>know

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>>37525794
>Keep up the good work big guy
what's the next step in your master plan?

>>37524889
are you in middle school or do you go to remedial classes?

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>person A does not log out of facebook
>leaves it open
>person B posts on person A's facebook
>"lol omg i hakked you xD"

>>37518686
this is a big one, normies love to pretend that everyone can be the exception

>reciting memes
>Man, I was so depressed last weekend after X broke up with me
>I could care less
>Continually trying to tell you about things you clearly have no interest in and have, in the past, blatantly said you don't care about because they won't shut the fuck up about them
>Basically anything that shows they don't fucking think
I'm basically really irritable all the time and frequently act like an asshole. I hate it.

This isn't a specific thing, but have you noticed that normies will repeat something another normie just said because they couldn't think of anything to add fast enough? Normie conversations move too fast. The subject can change at the blink of an eye.

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>>37525245
Worst in the thread. All of my fukken rage.

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>>37519067
it is though
aruginal

>>37518642
>bruh
>thicc
>skux
>bro
>weirdo

why do you watch cartoons? that shit's for little kids!

>>37527910
>then they go back to talking about GoT, TWD, and Harry Potter

>"Looks don't matter, just be confident!"
>they say this even though they are attractive, themselves
It's like telling a homeless person on the streets that he should cheer up because money doesn't matter.

>>37528083
It's even worse when a celebrity says it.

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>>37527899
>not embracing the THICC meme

Pleb

>>37528141
>thicc meme
Thicc is a state of mind acquired from years of maternal neglect. It transcends memes.

>>37523805
I don't even get this one

I don't pay attention to nigger culture

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>>37523368
>give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime

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>>37528169
>Thicc is a state of mind acquired from years of maternal neglect. It transcends memes.

I agree with this, I amend my statement to reflect this point of view

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>start a thread about what robots would actually like to hear to improve their mood
>dies with one reply

I will now strive to give each and everyone of you these meme answers, and I will chuckle condescendingly.

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>>37523194
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfucginoriginalcommentsughhhhhhhhhhh

>>37528288
>trying to help
Bullshit. You're here to poke fun at us.

>>37528288
>anime poster

Drink bleach
>>>/a/
is that way

>>37523726
>If you have a problem getting a job and moving out and you don't have any kind of criminal record, you're a fucking disgrace.

He's talking about Commiefornia. Rent here is incredibly expensive, even in the middle of the ghetto and moving there would be foolish if you're not black because no matter how cheap it is compared to the rest of LA, you're guaranteed to get robbed if you're lucky, stabbed and killed if you're not.

He could always get a roommate but what's the fucking point? Might as well stay with your family and save the money you would have spent on rent anyways.

>>37528219

>Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

>>37528219
Deport him, and you won't have to feed him or his anchor babies ever again.