>anon take off your shirt I'm ready to get in the pool

>>37516346
More of this I really need more of this

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>>37516346
>short hair
Disgusting. My hair is longer than hers

gonna need some original sauce lad

>>37516346
>no if I do you will see my boy boobies.
Worst part is that I'm not even fat, so it's hard to tell with shirt on.
Also
>horrible, horrible back acne. Worse than any of your faces.

>>37516518
>My hair is longer than hers
get a haircut ladyboy

>>37516346
that's a dude body type, no thanks

>>37516346
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT DOG IN THE BACKGROUND AT THE END?

>>37516591
I like to dress as a girl but I'm not on HRT and I'm not gay

>>37516619
could you be a bigger virgin?

>>37516632
>I like to dress as a girl but I'm not on HRT
pick a team dude

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>>37516518
2/10 would not bang >:(

ravioli

Honestly I thought this was a dude in a women's bathing suit until I saw the face

>>37516652
look I won't hold anything against you if you're attracted to dudes.
but the op's pic is 100% gay aesthetics

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>>37516346
If that's thick6, wheres thick5,thick4,thick3,thick2,and thick?

>>37516771
>>37516805
what men have you seen with an ass like that?

pls op who is this priti girli

>>37516684
I look like a girl enough so I don't really want to get on hrt

>>37516820
why would I look at men's ass you gigantic homo

>>37516868
Unless you cut your balls off that won't last though..

>>37516973
Do I actually have to cut my balls off or can I chemically castrate myself?

>>37516624
Holy damn its a mechadog wtf, looks terrifying anon. That thick goddess may as well be some kind of sex android. I wish she is.

>>37516346
Pretty sure I've exhausted any leads. Need help with sauce.

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>>37516809
black people show no signs of intelligent life and then suddenly turn into detectives if it means more booty pics

>>37517044
>chemically castrate
That's part of hrt, so it'll be either or

>>37517122
So I can't cum if I'm on HRT?

>>37517184
>So I can't cum if I'm on HRT?
I'm not trans but I think the chemicals just make it really difficult to cum

>>37517184
Not big loads at least, you'll have more intense orgasms instead though and if you want cum just suck a real man off instead.
I believe most of the semen is produced in the prostate, with the help from DHT and testosterone (same stuff that makes you masculinize and go bald).
You should probably just head over to /hrtg/ in lgbt already..

>>37516346
I'd just flex a cep and say something along the lines of

"How's this for a start"

Then again I'm not autistic like you and know what girls want

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>>37516346
>short hair
>thicc

>>37516346
nigger thicc bitches are fucking disgusting trash and not even in a good way

>>37517417
why's your dick getting hard then?

>>37517428
I'm high on drugs, it didn't move at all.

>>37516346
Okay babe, I can be your swimming circle if you need me. :)

Her name is Zahra Elise. Nice butt.

>>37517511
Thanks, man. I hope your day goes better than it already has.

>>37516346

>Dyke hair

Oh well.


Anyway I'm a skinnyfat with puffy nips/gyno, the shirt stays the fuck on.

Zara elise i think

>>37517409

>that reaction to dyke hair

You may be gay anon, see a doctor.

>>37516915
Clearly you know what a man ass looks like since you're such an expert lol

>>37517873
are you saying he owns a mirror or otherwise has access to view a reflective surface? that's a very astute observation anon.

>>37517902
Your words not mine haha

>>37517409
>>37517780
Hell no.
I'm not that anon, but when girls have short hair and are thicc, it makes them extra hot.

>>37518840

It's because you have buried homosexuality reaching out

Is this the mommy gf thread?

>tfw no wide hipped mature mommy to swim with and grope

>>37516534
Emilya Argon I think

>>37516518
This. Its always the fat ones that become coal burners too.

>>37518863
So when a girl is thicc, huge tits, nice legs and thighs, etc, but she has short hair it's gay?
Your logic is flawed.

>>37519561
He's just a retarded troll with nothing else better to do. He's only doubling down for his own amusement.

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>>37516346
The top and back of her head look exactly like mine. Does that mean that she looks too dudeish or do I look dykeish?

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>>37516346
>butt floss

>>37516518
>short hair
>not the hottest shit
please fuck off my board normslime

>>37520573

Shut the fuck up dumb faggot, you can't just add normie insults to everything

>>37520109
Is that a good thing?
I really can't tell if your pic related is saying
>fugg that
or
>i want to fugg that

A MOSKITO JUST STINGED ME FUCK

>>37516624
>>37517045
That's a drone

>>37521825
butt floss a shit.

>>37516346

just look at the rythm she's shaking it

>BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP

>>37522233
>anon come here and
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
>oh tee hee sorry, anon
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>I'm a little gassy today, anon
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPP BRRAPPP BRAAP BRAP BRAP BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP
>Oh don't mind those bubbles in the pool, anon, it's just the massage jets

>>37516346

>checking phone while shaking her ass
>hot
We've gone too far

>>37516346
wanna give sauce to me brotha?

>>37522438
Yes.. This.. for educational purposes...

>>37522438
I neeeeeed to see more

>>37522545
Im f5'ing this shit like crazy.

>>37522644
>>15475768
someone posted the sauce herer

>>37517511
Thank god, I was about to fuck a hole through my monitor.

>>37517102
Correct, nigga.

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>>37522052
>thats a drone
:V

>No porn of her
what a shame

>>37516346
I have acne on my back, chest, and shoulders, though.

>>37522438
>>37522508
>>37522508
>>37522545
>>37522644
search for zahra elise

>>37523342
same my back is infested, that's why i never go swimming

>>37523439
that and the stretch marks

>>37516820
Lots of guys have an ass like that, they're called squats.

>>37523466
I have stretchmarks too, but they're probably less noticeable to others than we think

>>37524129
Post one man with an ass similar to OP