We shitpost embarrassing stories but as Middle-Eastern NEETs.
I'll start:
>be me.
>autistic.jpg
>sis gets taken away by neighbor tribe.
>brothers, Omar and Shad get sent to Allah early cuz of bombing run.
>mfw father beats me.
>sez the devil cursed him for only leaving behind retard seed.
>spit at me, burn my thigh with hot iron.
>mfw I get sent out on a dingy shopping cart to blow up rebels or the sand or I really don't know anymore.
>don't have field training
>given some paint cans with explosives and some shitty soviet era rocket launcher
>heldrifletogroinincident.gif
>expected to shoot at sand till sand stops shooting back.
>mfw my name is Abu Hajaar.
>>37515422
Nice pixels OP, do you have any more?
>be me
>Ashwan Al Jwahaari Bin Muhammad Al Saleema Abu Allah
>Sage a thread made by a sixteen year old newfag
>>37515493
>shapoopy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo
What a fuckin shit thread
be strong man, I'm sure Allah will give you the best 3.142 tier waifu in heaven if you stay strong and sunni and not kill yourself