how does /r9k/ sit?

>>37512472
Almost the exact opposite of that pic.

>>37512472

>chooses the middle of a row of seats

More like the seats on the ends, that way you only have to sit next to 1 person instead of 2.

>>37512472
wow, so everyone knows?

>>37512779

Same here, probably because I don't won a smartphone.

I sit like that when I'm on the toilet

>>37512472
i sit on my wheelchair

>>37512779
Same. I'm almost 30 I sit as though I was at home by myself. Fuck that social awkwardness and self consciousness, everybody feels like they so take advantage of the fact that everybody else is worrying about themselves to do whatever the fuck you want

I always cover up my phone, I am pretty anxious about people looking at my music choice when I'm switching songs and what I occupy my self with. Even though no one gives a shit probably I do this autistic shit.

>>37512828
>More like the seats on the ends,
yeah, this guy is absoluteley correct

>>37512883
Lmao stay mad leglet cuck

I'm not a virgin, I even have a gf, but a few of these things are true about me. Social awkwardness and virginity aren't mutually exclusive. I'll let you in on a tip though, if you make it far enough in life you stop thinking about other people and what they think of you. Instead of craving social contact while actively avoiding it out of fear you start avoiding it because you just don't care. I don't want fucking anyone to talk to me. Even if I can't find something interesting on my phone I'll stay looking at it so nobody does.

Das me except im fat and ugly oregnaros comment

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Like a Chad, of course.

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>2017
>not walking like a Chad

>>37512472
People wear other pants than jeans?

>>37513469
I can't stand jeans. I always found the material uncomfortable. I always wear like khakis or cargo pants. Never cared how fashionable it was. Just don't want to look like a homeless person or something yet also want something that feels kinda light and comfortable. Room for my balls to breathe. I like all the extra pockets on cargo pants because I can carry shit like phone chargers along with me.

today i will show them who is the virgin

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oregano post select all squares with vehicles for racial vilification

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>>37513423

>Vibrates constantly to annoy people

My fucking sides

>>37513844
well, who is it? is it a big guy?

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>>37513423
>tries to change his posture constantly to challenge himself
These are my favorite memes

Someone pls make "the virgin stare".

Cause it's a real thing.

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>>37513423
How the fuck do you guys make those, they're perfect

>>37514336
>>37514422
stop trying to disprove the fact that you always get challenged by these chadcucks

>>37513894
triggered trumpfag

originale

>>37512472
Just remove the
>because he thinks that will make him stand out
and this would be reasonably accurate.

>>37513423
>When needing to sit near someone, he will simply sit on top of them
This one sounds like a joke but I've seen it many times. Chads do not respect personal space.

I literally never sit down except for 30 minutes cross legged on a yoga block to meditate. I eat, use the computer and ride public transit sanding up most of the time. If I do sit its for no more than 15 minutes.

>>37512472
I do the virgin sit, except my seating decisions in rows are determine by how far from other people I am and not necessarily the middle, and I sit up because I'm tall/disheveled and stand out anyway