How dysfunctional are you, /r9k/?

Functional enough to survive at the cost of great mental suffering and loneliness despite being surrounded by people

>>37511117
Why survive if it's so painful?

Very, but I'm an amazing actor and none of my few friends suspect anything too out of it. If they knew just how fucked I am they would cut ties with me.

>>37511081
Very, I'd honestly propably die if nobody takes care of me.
I guess I will get into this situation when my mom gets too old.

>>37511081
I'm not that bad. I just hang out, and I rarely cook my own food. That's about the only thing I can think of.

>>37511081
The first thing I did when I woke up this morning was jack off with my fleshlight. It was still lubed up, and cum filled from the fap I had before bed. I woke up with a massive, throbbing, erection What was I supposed to do? Not stick my dick in the nearest slimy hole? Thats how all most mornings start btw..