Do people know you're a virgin?

>>37508194
Well, probably. The topic is never brought up, but I imagine it's obvious due to my extreme social retardation

Some childhood friends probably know, my family probably knows, but it's not something I've ever told anyone myself because why would anyone care.

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>>37508194
Yeah, it's kind of funny.
>friend keeps saying he'll go in halfs on a hooker with me
>tell him I'm happier spending my money on drugs and jacking off
>"THE FUCK, ANON, YOU NEVER GET ANY PUSSY, WHY DON'T YOU CARE?"
>mfw

In a society where people discuss their sex lives, those who don't are probably virgins. Fucking genius way of weeding them out really.

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I mentioned it to some guys I knew and honestly I kinda wish I hadn't. Protip for people going to college, just have a story + girl ready to say you fucked. I easily could have done that but didn't.

>>37508194
I assume its assumed when you're too quiet

>>37508288
Yeah. I don't think a single person would be surprised if I told them

>>37508194
Am I the only one who cringes when roastie's talk about sex? It's a very manchild thing to say but female sexuality scares the shit out of me.
Porn ruined my mind.

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>>37508194
people don't even know i exist since i never leave my house

It should be pretty fucking obvious looking at me that I am a virgin.

>has the virgin walk
>has the virgin voice
>has the virgin casual clothes
>has the virgin phone
>has the virgin automobile
>has the virgin breathing rhythm
>has the virgin taste in food
>has the virgin yawn
>has the virgin sitting position
>has the virgin driving habit
>has the virgin laugh
>has the virgin handshake
>never had a gf or even friends

thank God for inventing 'exchanging others time for money' in legal places
>that doesn't count

Nonvirgin here, but I pretend I am a virgin. Never talk about sex. Never confirm anything. Shy away from girl-talk.

I just don't want any expectations. Now no one expects me to "try and get laid tonight, bro" or "which girl from our class do you wanna fuck, BROOO" or "I SAW YOU TEXTED [girl], YOU TRYING TO FUCK HER? CAUSE I ALREADY SAID I'M TRYING TO FUCK HER BRO THAT'S NOT COOL BROOOOOOOOO."