>Care to try a free sample?

>>37508106
>take it and say thanks
>immediately walk away
I like these guys. Free food

>>37508106
MAY I HAVE 2 SAMPLES?

>>37508143
What do you think we're running a soup kitchen here? You take one.

>>37508184
*PUSHES OVER YOUR TABLE AND RUNS AWAY*

>>37508207
You done it now kid, Costco security don't mess around.

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>>37508106

>tfw taking the long way around or even turning around to avoid the free sample person in the grocery store

>>37508254
It's free. What are you trying to avoid? Take it, smile and go about your day.

>>37508106
> runs in with hoodie over head and takes entire table of free samples and runs out as fast as he can

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>ask 92 year old free sample attendant if he thinks I care about trying a free sample
>he stutters
>heh
>get in his face, ask when the store closes
>"sir this is a wallmart, we are open 24/7"
>"you live out back?" I say
>'Sir? Are you ok?" the sample normie says
>say "Maybe I will come back later" as I grin menacingly
>apply antibiotic spray to my feet in the bathroom

>>37508260

>willingly interacting with a stranger, saying "thank you," letting them watch you eat, listening to them talk about the product and needing to come up with an excuse why you're not buying the product, all for a few cracker crumbs

Whoa get a load of this social butterfly over here

>>37508325
>faggot who thinks he is edgy
>Calls people "normie"
>Is a normie himself

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>>37508380
>flips coin
You sound like a big guy.

>>37508335
What sort of costco do you go to? Just have headphones in so after you take it you can walk away and you can pretend to not hear them if they want to chit chat.

>>37508735
Having headphones on makes you look like a fag.