Who here /devilish/?

>>37508029
I laugh at my friends autistic son when he leaves the room.
>"..Fucking autistic ass buzzkill, shut the fuck UP."

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>Customers ask for small drink
>Give them a regular

I go into convenience stores and smoosh the hostess fruit pies, and crumble the chips so they look fine externally but as really ruined inside.

>>37508029
>Person in front of me has cart load of groceries and I only have one item.
>Person in line says I can go in front of them
>decline their offer

MANIACAL

>at local book store
>pick up 5 different books
>pretend to read the backside
>put them back on the shelf
>but on the wrong one
>repeat process tomorrow with different genres

M A D M A N

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>brother asks me to vacuum
>say i will
>dont

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>in the grocery store
>walking around and spot a poo in loo and white female holding hands
>give her a look of disgust (was unintentional but I just reacted)
>she saw me and stopped holding his hand
>she started looking down like she was sad
>I can't stop here now that I've come this far
>was there with a friend but we split up
>tell him about the couple I saw, and I want him to give them a confused look if he spots them
>he agrees and we split up again
>the madman does it
>says she looked really sad
>we are in line about to leave
>spot the couple at the register
>the girl looks empty like her spirit was drained while poo in loo is happy not even noticing
>tfw we probably ruined their relationship with just this
I love fucking up normie relationships without even trying.

>>37508327
10/10

This post is very original. What? I SAID IT IS ORIGINAAAAL.

>>37508327
>Girl goes home
>Writes blog post about internalised bigotry
>She and her boyfriend of colour were assaulted while shopping
>Some cisnormative straight white male scumbag screamed at them for holding hands
>But she held her ground against the racist tirade

In her mind, all you did was verify her worldview. What's more, she'd call it a victory because she didn't burst into tears.
You can't win, anon.

>>37508534
I'd like to think that I won. She can blog about it all she wants, and get a bunch of tumblrites supporting her.
Deep inside her head, she's going to know that she doesn't want those kinds of looks from people all her life. I would laugh my ass off if she comes back one day without him. Mission successful.

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>walking back from grocery store with neetsnacks
>waiting at crosswalk for the signal at a one way
>woman yells at me out of her car window for directions to the bank
>looks fucked up on something
>tell her to turn into oncoming traffic
>she doesn't realize it's a one way and clips a car

>>37508327
WNkek

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>finish toilet paper roll
>don't replace it
who else /mischief/ here?

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> Wet concrete
>Write nigger so they have to redo it

>someone tells me "have a good day"
>have a bad day instead

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>go to refrigerator take out piece of chicken
>dog walks up
>act like im going to give it to her
>make her sit and shake
>then eat it in front of her face
>she looks really sad
>laugh at her

Someone stop me im a madman

>>37510975
wow dude
animal cruelty is just too far
you're worse than hitler