ANIMAL FUCKING DUELS

definitely hippo

>>37507309
could a rhino just skewer a hippo's face while it tries to bite the rhino? like, through the roof of its mouth out the top of its head

the power of a hippo is overwhelming when compare to a man and it is a dick at all times to a man
a rhino is a comfy animal with great power but is a friend at the men

so you would worry that a hippo would be a rhino but it is based in the battles of man and hippo. if you put the anger into a rhino with hippo asshole ways, the rhino will defeat the hippo with a single move and barely notice

White or indian rhino would win hands down. I'd still put favored odds on a black rhino.

What the hell is the hippo going to do? Try and fail to bite the rhino? Rhinos are basically armored, meanwhile hippos are fat blobs.

I don't think it will be a curb stomp but I think the rhino fucks the hippo up. A few good charges and the hippo goes down.

>>37507281
what terrain faggot?

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>how can modern animals even compete?

>>37507446
from now on the terrain should be specified in the battle

I say for this first one, give them an even playing field, terrain is Savannah next to a watering hole

hippo flips rhino over, gg

>>37507444
>hippos are fat blobs
hippos are indestructible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSiaQb0zD_s

>>37507489
2 of the three types of rhinos are bigger and one is about the same size. How exactly is a hippo going to gain advantage over a rhino in any terrain?

>>37507281
What happened to the chinese guy that would post the live stream to his animal fights?

>>37507535
Now look up the same sort of video with rhnios.

>>37507535
whoever was holding the camera, if it wasn't simply dangling from his neck and accidentally recorded things, should've been eaten by a lion, holy shit

>>37507573
I did but it's just a lot of bluffing and pissing on themselves, no combat.

>>37507281
>animal duels
>doesnt post any gifs or webms
the fuck is this shit reeeeee

>>37507281

>>37507281

Rhinos look cool but they're fucking pathetic. Pretty much every large savannah animal kicks their shit in.


https://youtu.be/Z9xUIDwj3xw
https://youtu.be/IzoWiiCllw4

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name 1 animal on land that could take out a fully grown nile or salty

I'm waiting

>>37507637
>https://youtu.be/Z9xUIDwj3xw

>that thumbnail
gg

>>37507281
what kind of rhino? a white or indian one would fuck his face with it's dope horn. but a black one would probably get fucked.

>>37507679
Easy, an elephant. Not even a fair fight.