>tfw had a three-way with my sister >tfw we then later

>>37504923
please continue friendo

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> cyborg???? CYBORG??? Reeeee get out
Tbh desu

>>37504923
>walk out with my phone
>see motion from the corner of my eye
>turn and look
>sister and her gf were hidden underneath a blanket
>they were very obviously drunk as shit
>sister asks me why I didn't knock
>remind her that it's my room and it's stupid for me to knock when I'm leaving my own room
>she laughs really loudly and slurs about how she needs her privacy
>her gf whispered something into her ear and they both laughed some more
>I told them to not make as much god damn noise
>she said that she always makes noise
>I told her that I knew
>about to walk away
>"hey anon"
>sis yanks blanket off her gf
>her gf is buck-ass naked
>her gf is not even trying to hide herself
>in fact she spread her legs and squeezed her tits
>sister was taunting me with "is Stacey sexy?"
>her gf was rubbing herself and making ironic sexy faces
>muh dick
>I was frustrated too
>I figured I may as well feel a tit
>I walked over to them
>Stacey asked me what I wanted to do
>told her to stand up
>she barely could
>slapped her ass so hard it probably hurt my hand more than her ass
>sister's gf cried out and fell back on the couch
>sister laughed
>I shrugged, and told them to be quiet I'd be outside for 15 minutes
>about to walk away
>continued...

>>37505064
>this original comment was brought to you by our sponsors
Um, I had no hand in your comment/

>>37505091
exit bags llc?

>>37505082
>>37504923
This story is fucking littered with irrelevant details.

>My sister gets to use the basement
>one time heading into the basement,I walked in on Stacey rubbing herself and making ironic faces
>was turned on and decided to just roll with it

not fucking 40 lines of horseshit

>>37505115
Because it's more practice erotica. Keep up the good work, OP, but polish before you post them, lad.

>>37505112
No, the other sponsor.

>>37505139
Moreover he should pretype this shit

>>37505163
>moreover
whomst the fuck you think you are

>>37505082
Continue, I am trying to jerk off.

>>37505184
I'm an original poster, what else?

>>37505155
pounda' plastic pussy inc?

>>37504923
This story is already stupid because why wouldn't she just text you before she brings someone over to avoid this whole accidental walk-in thing?

>>37505082
continue OP, pls dont betray us

OP cont ploxy

>>37505082
>sister said some drunk nonsense about knowing that I smoke weed and she could tell
>I told her I could tell our parents about what goes on here
>naked sister's gf grabbed me by the belt
>she said something about her ass, I wasn't really listening
>hard as diamonds
>she tried to unzip my dick but was too drunk and retarded
>looked at sister
>it kind of looked like she was fingering herself, but she was still underneath the blanket, she was breathing heavily at the very least
>gf's sister was still trying to unzip my dick
>okay fine
>unzipped it for her
>didn't even take my pants fully off, I just pulled my dick out of my boxer shorts
>I was just expecting like a sloppy half-handjob where her arm gets tired after a minute
>sister's gf immediately starts kissing and slobbering my knob
>what the fugg senpai
>I grab her by the back of the head and bob her head back and forth
>she chokes and laughs
>she turns to sister and asks if this is really okay
>sister looks at me
>I look at sister
>I look at her slutty gf
>I take my boxer shorts off
>slutty gf sucks me off some more for a minute
>sister eventtually took the blanket off of herself, exposing her also totally naked body
>she's pretty hot desu
>slutty gf kept slurping my sausage
>sister was now rubbing slutty gf's clit
>my eyes were in the back of my head
>sister was now also kissing her slutty gf on the neck
>slutty gf would pop my dick out of her mouth, and then kiss sis while jerking me off, and then succ me off some more
>sis pretty much had my dick in her mouth via slutty gf
>eventually slutty gf said she she wanted dick
>with barely enough space to maneuver, we were all on the couch, sis on one end getting her pussy ate out by slutty gf while I did her from behind
>desu I was staring at my sister the whole time
>desu I came a little early after like 10 minutes
>nutted up inside her gf
>sister laughed and told me she'd finish what I started
>slept like a baby

>and then the day after...

i feel bad for anyone who believes this or thinks it's hot

>>37505341
I feel bad that you're in this thread if you don't want to be.

>>37505303
>gf's sister

>>37505163
No one ever does. OP is always either lazy or clever enough to realize if they just dump the whole story there's no suspense or exposure as the thread instantly dies

>>37505265

Maybe he is a mid to high 20 something year old who didn't have a smartphone or any phone at all when he was a kid? Like most people that inhabited this site before the election cycles and media exposure blew up the userbase? Aw, who am I kidding, we're extinct...

>>37505351
i thought it was promising but come on this is so classic beta bullshit fantasy about being "nonchalant" attitude during incest sex. sad

how many people are currently monitoring this thread

>>37505426
i just want to see how this shitty story ends

>>37505436
maybe theres a twist

>>37505436

this, tho my dick twitched when he said he came inside her

>>37504923
>basement became her personal orgasm dungeon
>personal orgasm dungeon

heh, good one.

HURRY UP ANON!


REEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Get hard reading this though I know it's 100% bullshit.

>>37505303
>got a bunch of texts from sister's slutty gf saying that she thinks I'm a nice guy and awwww but that I was pretty much a one-time drunken mistake, and that also she's clean and on the pill
>I was like okay whatever I didn't even know who bitch this is or ask to go on a date with her
>wander outside
>sister is sleeping on the couch
>slutty gf went home at least
>wander around the house
>take a piss
>see note from parents saying that they're gone until the evening
>good that won't be awkward
>head back downstairs
>sis is still asleep
>decide to bite the bullet and wake her up
>she moans herself awake
>she gets up and she's at least semi-dressed
>ask her if she's hungover
>yes
>ask her if she remember last night
>yes
>tell her that I got a bunch of texts from her gf
>she laughs but also says that she feels like shit
>tell her that parents are gone and ask her if she wants to get high
>yes
>I get up and start walking away
>"anooooon"
>she's just reaching out to me and squinting
>help her off the couch and literally carry her upstairs
>let her use the washroom and wait for her in our yard
>she comes out
>we smoke for a bit and awkwardly bring up what happened last night, how it was our first threesome
>we keep talking for a bit about how it was actually really hot and we wouldn't be opposed to doing it again
>suddenly my dick is diamonds since we were talking about it and bringing back the memories of how close she was to my dick and we saw each other naked
>continued

>>37505501
Okay now this is just reading like a porno. Can't believe I fell for it

if you get a (You), and that (You) gets more (You)s than you do, do those (You)s technically count as your (You)s?

based

>>37505501
>she's clean and on the pill
wow. how convenient for your bullshit plot.

>>37505533
Leave the thread or realize the vast majority of girls are both clean and on the pill

>>37505533
No one thinks it's real but hes still contributing oc. Would you prefer another trap or faggot or pol thread?

>>37505555
ah yes, his younger sister's lesbian gf is on the pill. wake up fucktard.

>>37505576
This shit isnt even oc.

>>37505576
if you're gonna write a story write it well

>>37505577
Clearly they aren't full time lesbians or else she wouldn't have so eagerly fucked him retard. Stay a bitter virgin dude.

>>37505625
they were drunk, not like she was fully aware of what she was doing

>>37505576
this, at least its not another fucking "you jelly of the bbc white boi" or trump thread. and its more realistic than the "femanon here xDDD" threads

>>37505656
WHICH MEANS IT WAS RAPE

>>37505713
nah she knew what she was doing

>>37505725
na she didnt it was just rapingz jiggly fatters

>>37505713
pretty much.
by u.s. law people are unable to legally consent under the influence

>>37505743
nah she remembered it and initiated it

>>37505713

She. The roasties raped HIM

>>37505501
>I was really fucking high
>kept thinking about she shared my dick-spit with her gf
>we were just about to walk away from each other
>look at her in her braless shirt
>suddenly slap her ass as hard as I could
>she's obviously startled
>she laughed and called me a jerk
>she punched me in the balls, but hit my hard dick instead
>it kind of hurt but in a good way
>she looked confused
>"anon, is that..."
>she punched me in the dick again, more of a tap
>fuck it
>grab her right by the pussy
>She just looked at me and said "anon..."
>she didn't seriously slap me or even walk away or anything
>I pulled her hair back and kissed her
>she kissed me back, even grabbed at my dick for a bit
>then she pulled away and asked what I was doing
>told her I wanted to fuck her
>she stopped for a moment
>she said okay
>went ran towards the nearest fuckable surface which was her bed in her room
>she sort of stopped and asked why we were doing this
>grabbed her by the pussy again and kissed her long and hard
>I asked her if she wants to fuck me
>she looked at me and said yes
>I slapped her ass and pushed her onto her bed
>she laughed and said she wants to be in control and ride my dick
>no objections to that
>we both got naked
>I layed on her bed
>childhood memories of her room came into my head for a second
>that was pushed to the side when she climbed on top of me
>finally got a good look at her pussy just as she slid herself onto my dick
>the way her shaved pussy chafed my dick on the way felt really good
>she managed to stick me in her all the way in one stroke
>I laughed and said "we're really doing this"
>she put her hands on my chest and started rocking her pussy back and forth and said "there's no turning back now"
>continued...

>>37505757
>grab her right by the pussy
dont you have a country to run?

>>37505826
>someone actually thought this was funny

>>37505826
youre fucking up the meta

>>37505826
KEKS 'R' US

>>37505871
>finding a half-assed joke about trump hilarious

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>>37505826

MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT

originalinis

>>37505826
Holy shit that's hiIarious!

>>37505526
i'm not sure, but i don't think it should

let's go anon we're all waiting your story may be fake but i came six times anyway

>>37505757
>I was now really fucked up
>on one hand, her pussy felt like nothing else, so sliky-smooth and tighter than pentagon security
>on the other hand, the realization that this is my sister on my dick as really really settling now
>if I looked at her, I saw her, and all the time we spent together playing as kids, those same eyes
>if I looked around I just saw stuffed animals and disney figurines and more childhood shit
>she probably felt the same way because she had her eyes closed most of the time as well
>she
>was
>so
>fucking
>tight though
>and those tiny little nothing titties bouncing back and forth
>I started putting my hips into it some more instead of letting her do all the work
>I grabbed her little ass and squeezed it as hard as I could
>she was moaning really hard now
>fucking hell this was my sister
>now I was really getting into it
>I just wanted to fuck, now I wanted to fuck my sister
>I told her to open her eyes
>she looked at me, still rocking back and forth on my dick
>I told her to say my name
>she whimpered "annoooonnn" and closed her eyes again
>I grabbed her tits
>I told her to say who I was
>"y-you're my brotheeeerrrr.... brotherrrrr"
>she was bouncing harder and faster on me now
>I was gripping her tits as hard as I could
>I'm shaking all over, swinging my head left and right
>She punches me three times, it does nothing
>"YOU"
>I start punching her, I irish whip her into the ropes and give her the big boot
>I run the ropes
>jump 10 feet into the air
>Atomic Leg Drop, new WWF Champion
>Pontiac Silverdome explodes with 80 000 screaming Hulkamaniacs

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>>37505973
>someone actually thought this was originally funny

>>37505973
i take it all back. greatest story fucking 100/100 best game best game

>>37505973
wow fucking hilarious and original kiddo way to go

kys desu

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>>37505973
Lole'ed :-DDDD

>>37505973
Fucking gay faggot

Now get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur

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>>37506017
>he doesn't run wild with hulkamania

I'M SHAKING MY HEAD AT YOU, BROTHER

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>>37505973
10/10

Leave me in the screencap[/spoiker]

>>37505973
put me in too
PPlease

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>>37505973
Originally funny shit.

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>>37505973
10/10 ending, this was amazing anon

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OOOOOO

WATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER

WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOUR BROTHER

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>>37505303
>gf's sister was still trying to unzip my dick
>Fuck anon how does one man fuck up so hard

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>>37505973
Thanks for the keks

Orillinaru

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>>37505826
GREEN GRASS PLANT MATTER

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>>37505826
wewewew jej vev