On Valentine's Day, your gadget-loving, technophile girlfriend

"I'm leaving you for Chad."

This shit was ridiculous ffs

>>37500750
requesting hints 1 and 2

>>37500803
>It's rather surprising that your girlfriend would leave you a message via chocolate. It's usually more her style to contact you via digital means.

>As a self-professed gadget fiend, on more than one occasion she has suffered from the uniquely modern condition of "texting thumb."

The message is meant to say "text me", kinda hard to explain why though

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>>37500994
Excellent!

Your girlfriend's message is "TEXT ME."

The bites taken out of the chocolate show you how each letter written on the chocolate relates to letters on a keyboard.

did you look up the answer or something? I didn't expect to get a correct one this fast

>>37500750
"I once saw a wild strawberry growing on a unclimbable cliff. I longed for that strawberry so badly, that I learned to climb, brought equipment and finally had it in my hand. The first bite was delicious, heavenly almost, the second bite even better and the third and final bite made my eyes fill with tears.
Always remember that nothing good is easy and you should always work hard to achieve.
When you threatened to smother me the other night because I interrupted your vidya I realised that we had come to the end of our journey together and I'm leaving. Also the only thing you're smothering is your dinner in mayonnaise you chubby cunt. "

It hurt

>>37501025
Nah man, as soon as I saw the "text thumb" and taking note of where the bite marks were I put 2 and 2 together.

Doesn't help that I have an exam tomorrow and it's 00:35 lmao