Frogs and Feels Tavern

>>37498045
go fuck yourself, you piece of shit

I'm drinking Bayou spiced

I hate you and I want to recreate the Roman Empire

how did you make a girl cry?

WHERE IS SLAV BARTENDER?!!?!?!??!?!+

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>>37498071
Why do you hate me ? Neo-Roman Empire would be neat. Here is your drink.

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>that specific feeling when you have no significant other who identifies and is born under the female gender, one might call a "GF".

>>37498169
Stop talking shit, they don't exist. It's all a lie.

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>>37498169
I know truly how you feel, anon

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>>37498097
Basically i was being an emotional tampon for this girl for 2 years. I made my intentions clear that I wanted something more at the beginning but she turned me down. I kept being a beta because she was giving me physical contact. She dated lots of men and I stayed. It made me hate myself everyday and the pain grew. Today I decided to break my chains. She said shit like "you changed", "i can't believe you", "you never believed me", "its all my fault". I said that i was always a corrupt person and that i didn't need her anymore.

TL;DR I stopped being a beta cuck

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>>37498120
I'm just angry you can make girls cry, and I can't

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Guys I feel like I should be completely miserable but for some reason I can't stop smiling!

Who else is drinking?

>>37498045
I think I have mild depression
I'll have some neat absinthe.

>>37498258
Yeah it's fucking fun t b h.

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>>37498281
Got a bottle of Finlandia open. I'm really fucking happy too.

As said, I'm drinking bayou spiced, but I'm merely slightly less depressed than usual

I just nearly bankrupt myself buying a new shotgun and ammo, lads. My neighbor was murdered a week ago, and just the other night I heard gunshots a street away.

This place was perfectly fine until this sudden outbreak, I'm a little worried!

>>37498316
I've got my bottle of Jaloviina that I'm thoroughly enjoying on this fine evening.

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>>37498348
Well, you have your shotgun now, but fuck your community and country that let it go to shit like that. Are you white? Country?

Here's some roastie song: https://youtu.be/dYeGw-bo430

>>37498348
Damn, stay safe mate. My father used to run a store where we sold hunting suplies, so we always had some sort of weapon in the house.

>>37498379
I am white! I'm in Virginia! I live right next to a military base too.

>>37498384
Thanks, anon. I sleep strapped every night now.

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>>37498399
Fuck, man. I'm angry on your behalf, now.

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>>37498282
I get the feels around this time of the year. If it's mild there is nothing to worry about.

again, it's me, it's fucking unacceptable that civilization turns to the jungle like this

I'm in the norwegian homeguard and have a weapon, plus a clean slate, fuck it if I would accept this if it happened to my community

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>>37498528
Protect your home at all costs brother. Everything is slowly going to ruin.

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I just wrote and fapped to a 2000 word fan fic I wrote about me and a goat-human hybrid.
No need for a drink, I have my own.

>>37498045
i am socially retarded and i don't know how to hold a conversation
this happend today
>grill texts me : hi anon
>reply after two hours : hi anonette
we didn't talk after that
also i only talk with girls about school/ work. other than that i don't know what to talk about.

>>37498045
I'd like some vodka with a ginger ale.

My social anxiety is so severe that i'm genuinely afraid of posting anything on an anonymous imageboard just because someone could pick on me for my flawed english. That's not a good feel.

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>>37498595
oh, hi, perkele. bayou rum norwege here, love you finnbro

>>37498598
ehhh, okay?

>>37498627
well, maybe she's the retard, ever think of that? just spam her: "I didn't expect you to be this shy, so what's up? want to hang out or anything?"

>>37498712
I know this feel all too well anon. It gets easier with practice, one post at a time.

>>37498627
Observe and imitate mang.

>>37498735
>>37498794
socially retarded bro here
she sent me a message an hour ago saying
>am back sorry
i just replied 5mins ago, it's allright
what should i say after that?

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>>37498712
Here you go lad. Don't worry, you will get used to it AND your english will improve.

>>37498845
"Haha what are you up to tonight ?" might work or a simple "whats up"

>>37498845
ok, you've probably fucked it up already

the stance you need to attain is that this is some lowly peasant that wants to be your servant, without you actually behaving as such, or as much

it sounds hard, and it is.

a beloved servant, that is what she is, you look down on her but acknowledge her and protect her

>>37498883
nice one bro, but for future cases, how do i extand my social interaction vocabulary?
ps: am not intrested in this girl i just want to "practice" my social skills with her.

>>37498932
thanks for this peice of knowledge, so basically, she sould be treated just like a girl treats her orbiters right?

>>37498933
it's not about what she wants, it's about what you want and what she will allow:

"want to see the new movie this and that, tonight?"

if she says no, then say, at most, "ok", or even that, and then move on until she comes crawling

>>37499001
thanks again for being the guiding light in my road zen master

>>37499059
I'm not your master, I'm a rival that you need to fuck up and downright attack if I go near some female you deem fuckworthy

>>37498045
>how was your day robots ?
I'm developing schizophrenia and I'm afraid of going to the doctor because I'm going to have that label attached to me for the rest of my life. My mind's melting and I'm trying to keep it together because I finally got my life to a somewhat comfy normie-esque place and I don't want to lose it

what do I do

>>37498993
Be sincere or fake being sincere. Lets say you asked her where she worked or what she studied. Lets assume she said "biology". Don't say "do you like it ?" or "thats cool", say something like "wow really ? I wanted to major on biology when i was little but i decided to be blah blah haha". Be confident while saying this. Don't give dry answers, put something about yourself in your sentences so they feel more comfortable talking about themselves around you. But don't overdo it. You might come off as self centered

>>37499118
Go get help. It's not worth losing yourself just because you don't want to be labelled.

>>37499118
ok, wrong thread, brobot
>>37499130
hmm, probably good advice, but overly complicated

better to just neg, instead of going through a whole computation

say, "oh, I never was into freud or jung that much"

this makes you seem extremely smart and much better than her

Red Russian please, with cherry liqueur.
Just got back from my uni's dance and I feel terrible. My date was my friend I've known since middle school. I was actually having fun, even though neither of us knew how to dance properly.
Then the slow dance came on (they played Careless Whisper ffs). I remember looking into her eyes, and for some reason I leaned down and kissed her. I couldn't tell what her reaction was so I backed off immediately.
We didn't speak for the rest of the night, only saying good night once we had gotten back to the dorms.
What the fuck do I do, anons? I feel like I just ruined our friendship. Never saw her in a romantic way before, just as my best friend.

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>qt girl i met on Wednesday asks me to go blaze it yesterday
>we hit it off and everything
>Finally something good happens
>be yesterday
>we meet up
>everything is going great, we are talking a lot
>we get to a dark park
>she starts blazing it
>offers me some
>i start spacing out and not listening to her
>i used to lead the conversation, but since i was high af i couldn't think of what to say
>even hear her "i don't know what to say to you"
>this goes on for like 4 hours
>try hugging her
>she doesn't run away but tells me that she isn't really cuddly
At least i think i'm done with weed for good now. I ruined everything like i always do

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>>37499660
this is /rpk/ not /soc/ you faggot

>>37499660
It's no use going through it in your head. What happened has happened. Best thing you can do is to talk to her about it. First hear what she thought about it and then you say what you thought about it and why you did it.

Just a beer please. Preferably a bourbon stout or something.
I was yelled at by customers all day for shit that wasn't even my fault. My only solace is that I can just flip off the phone and mute them. One lady decided to take the time to insinuate that I didn't know how to do my job. Fucking bitch.
I don't mind my job mostly but the annoying people drive me insane.

>>37499820
sounds like you are hours away from unemployment, unless you're russian, which then doesn't really matter anyway

>>37499118
The thing about schizophrenia is that you're eventually going to get labeled by others regardless. Hell, the thing about society is you're going to get labeled by others regardless, but obviously, schizophrenic is a much more serious label than most. You should seek medical treatment. The side effects of antipsychotics suck, but you can medically control most of the positive symptoms of schizophrenia and lead a relatively normal life.

>>37499660
This is pretty normal. Good friends hook up or blur the lines or whatever. You have to decide if you want to pursue her romantically, or if that was a one off thing. I can't tell without having seen her reaction, but she will probably lean more toward the latter considering you didn't escalate any further and made it awkward. If you're good friends, you should be able to be honest with her and joke about it. Tell her she was beautiful and it was a nice moment but you got carried away. You haven't done anything catastrophic or irreversible. In a few years, you'll probably both laugh at it as a fond memory.

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>>37498045
>tfw bartender and have to wear that stupid vest

>>37498071
Hey anon, I'm the Reincarnation of Gaius Julius Caesar. Let's make it happen

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>>37498045
>I kept taking pics of my friend because his gf was in the frame

>im telling myself its for drawing references

Give me a Pilsener bro.

Actually, make that two.

>>37498045
I'm fucking depressed and may not be able to join The Corps due to medical limitations

I'll just take the hardest whiskey you have

>>37500170
hey faggot, ever hear of great men having sidekicks? no?

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Feel a longing for emotional/physical contact from someone who can't give it to me because of my shitty mistakes

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>>37500204
The good ol' drawing reference trick.

>>37500384
welcome to the original club, faggot

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>>37500124
I think it looks pretty cool dude.

am drinking red wine and jelen beer right now.
how is everyones day going?

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>>37500222
The drink is on the house because of your digits. What kind of disability do you have ?

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>>37500493
Thanks for asking. It's been great actually, I finally feel free.

am >>37500493
who else /easterneuropean/ here

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>>37500420
My brand

Thanks

>>37500577
good to hear drugarica

>>37500579
I am not Eastern European but we are on the same time-zone. Which country ?

>>37500605
You are Bosnian I'm assuming ?

>>37500614

GMT+2 Serbia

>>37498045
I want to kill myself but I need to find the perfect place. I don't want my parents to see the massive exit wound that I inflicted on myself AR-15 forehead style.

>>37500672
Ah it's GMT+3 here. How is Serbia ? Might pay a visit.

>met a girl online
>seems into me
>me up
>dropping all kinds of hints that she wants to see me again
>"i'd love to do that with you" "maybe i can make your favorite meal one day" "if you ever want to get together again just text me"
>text her
>have a good conversation
>she ghosts me

i just tied a noose. i may use it tonight.

>be me
>playing fo4
>uses commands to make myself big while in power armor
>uses commands to make enemy big
>duke it out with eachother
>Power rangers wasteland force

>>37500712
In the middle of nowhere at night maybe

Get some booze and get drunk in the middle of a starry night. Eventually off yourself, but please dont leave a loaded gun behind.

Animals will take care of the rest

>>37500748
How long has she been ghosting ? You might be over-reacting.

>>37498045
My past few days have involved trying to tolerate my alcoholic aunt and her whiny kids. Ruined my whole vacation honestly.

I'm turned off by alcohol right now, I l'd like some more context on making the girl cry if you don't mind me asking.

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I am so fucking stoned right now!!! I'm high as shit hahaha oh my goddddddd anon holy shitty TTY I'm high as balls on weed!!! Fucking epic!! You have got to fucking smoke weed literally every day, all the time, eat weed, jack off....

I'll take a whiskey sours if the mix is fresh, if not I'll have a vodka and cranberry.

Now fucking jack off!!!!!!

>>37500769
Not a bad idea.
Got some serious Black Metal vibes from that post. I know that sounds faggy but still.

>>37500741
it really depends on what place you visit, one village might look really pristine and modern while another one only 10 miles down the road s might look like it came straight out of runescape

>>37500805
See this post>>37498248
Once I said it she started crying and I left.

>>37500782
she stopped talking abruptly last night... no goodnight or anything.
hasnt said anything all day. i can see her online on the dating site right now.

>>37500845

know that feel bre, just have some drinks and you'll feel better, you can have some rakija from me if i ever meet you

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>>37500821
Here is your vodka cranberry. Also I like your posts epic-weed guy.

>>37500831
Its okay man

I understand that feel

[Spoiler]I get it too[/Spoiler]

>>37500867
My dad makes his own rakija but I personally don't like it.

>>37500903
are you slovenian?

>>37500845
Give it like 3 days max to be sure. We are here if it goes down in flames.

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>>37500748
Nothing enrages me more than having a roastie show interest in you than completely ghost you.
What goes through cunt's heads when they do this?

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>>37498045
Bartender, One Pilsener with Aquavit each for the stoner, the slavs, the suicidal gent and me

Its on me

>>37500919
Nah I'm Finnish-Irish. My dad learned it from an old buddy of his.

>>37500881
Thanks barkeep. I actually quit weed awhile back. It just started making me feel bad about myself.

But I still want to fucking talk about getting fucking stoned out of my FUCKING TREE!! Becoming sexually aggressive!!! Participating in the SEXUAL DESTRUCTION OF ...and you know the rest.

Captcha: Ausfahrt

>>37500929
i wish i knew... they're all soulless abominations. very last one.

>>37500941
zdravo mate, how are you?

>>37500941
>the suicidal gent
Which suicidal gent robobro?
I'm the AR-15 guy.

SOON

>>37500467
This. Vests look great if you've got the shoulders for them.

>>37500928
3 days of anxiety and suffering. i wish i could just let this roll off my back like some guys do. but this hurts.

>>37500941
Coming right up. I solved a lot of captchas today.

>>37500973
Im alright now that i have my booze, danke sehr!

Hows the day been treating you?
>>37500981
Im talking about you alright

Cheers lads

>>37500965
interesting mix to say the least mate, im half dutch and half serbian but currently stay with family in serbia

I'll have a glass of wild turkey on rocks, with the typical slice of no (you)'s mixed in pls

Dying alone and afraid

>>37500996
Shit you too?
Goddamn storefronts

>>37500967
Going to smoke weed with a qt next week. Any first timer tips ?

>>37500999

kinda weirdly, got called a fag/peder by dudes for skateboarding and got stared at my crotch area by women... for skateboarding

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>>37500999
Thanks for the drink anon, also checked.

Cheers

As I am far too beta to get a Stacy, how good of an idea is it too fly to a brothel in Nevada to fuck some roasties?
Money's not necessarily an issue since I plan on offing myself shorty after that.

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>>37500999
>>37500981
>>37501037
>>37501035

Here is the Aquavit, pilsener is on the way.

>>37501032
do not puff to much bre, do not smoke the butt because you will bun your lips

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>>37501032
Kiss that shit. You can't unsmoke a joint. Kiss it, literally. Take like a baby sized half hit. Don't drag on it like a cigarette. When you can taste a little tiny bit of smoke, pull the bowl away from your mouth and inhale the tiny bit of smoke you drew in. If you put that hose in your mouth and start puffing away like Snoop, you're going to get blunted, you're going to get the spins, the sweats, you won't enjoy yourself. Also don't take a green hit, it's too hard to tell how much smoke you're getting while you're trying to light it at the same time, let her do that. Kiss the bowl / joint and then wait like 10 minutes. If you feel pleasant, maybe leave it there. When you bring a bottle and hang with your friends, you don't skull the entire bottle, you sip it. Same with dope, just take a lil baby sip to see how it behaves. After 10 minutes, take another baby hit.

As for the girl:

Oh my goddddddd anon!!! You've got to DESTROY HER ANON...sexually! Oh my goddddddd stick it in there and UNF UNF DE LA UNF UNF UNF!!! Get fucking sex!!!! It's fucking incredible!!!!!!!!!! SMOKE WEED JACK OFF HAVE SEX OH MY GOD!!!!!

Yeah I kinda miss weed, maybe I'll come back to it in a while.

>>37501135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_e7QbWc5mI
have some music in return good bartender

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>>37500999
>>37500981
>>37501037
>>37501035

Allright, DRINK UP LADS.

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>>37501221
You are a godsend

>>37498248

congrats for deciding to stop propping some else up.

>>37500533
Congenital Adrenal Hyperplasia, I don't produce cortosal which is the hormone that activates your adrenaline reserve.

>>37501221

ziveli/cheers/proost

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>>37500124

what is being a bartender like is it like vahalla ?

>>37501313
That might be a problem for a soldier. Is it rare ?

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Can I get a Pabst bar keep?

Haven't had any female contact in a year. Thinking of going to rub and tugs again. Good idea or bad idea?

>Brother got ptsd and depression
>Best friend tried to kill himself
>Granddad on deathbed didn't recognise me
>Drinking a lot again
How do I not go under anon's? I'll have a double vodka and coke please.

>>37498248

give this guy one on the hause pls

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>>37501366
Okay, this drink comes from myself to myself (that guy was the bartender all along ;) ).

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>>37501421
Shit dawg.jpg

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>>37501364
Rough shit. Drinking is fine but please don't go full blown alcoholic.

>>37501421
didnt even notice bre, why are these threads always so comfy? could i have another bottle of Jelen beer please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEt2XdN_TbQ

if you have kik join #r9kand4chanflakes

>>37501351
1/10000 so decently rare

>>37501493
I'm trying anon, what's full blown alcoholic in your mind?

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>>37501498
We are closing after this lads. I have work to do tomorrow and it's getting late. Have a good night. I will make another one tomorrow night.

>>37501530
I went in to a coma a few weeks back, I was drinking /alldayeveryday/. That's what I call alcoholic.

>>37501565
Alright bro, all the best for tomorrow

Im heading out too, going for a smoke and the hit the sack

Ts been fun guys

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I'll have a black russian. What's you guys goto drink to numb the pain?

>>37501609
I ain't there yet anon, Just been a shitty week for me desu.

Just water, I'm tripping right now.
I start online school tomorrow and I'm worried I'm going to fuck it up again. I have time for fun tonight but after thaf I'm just going to be slaving away on homework all the time and I might not be able to do it.

>>37501565
goodnight bre, sleep well, im going to sleep aswell

>>37498045
rum and coke please

>>37501692
what happened the last time(s) you tried it?

>>37501565

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U97eCjWdrvo

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>>37501630
Here ya go, pal
Personally I go to cheap whiskey but to each his own

>>37501747
I stopped doing my work and going to school. It was my fault for being such a depressed piece of shit.

>>37501772
I have a hard time drinking straight booze, but I'm working on it.

I'll take a gin and tonic. Things in general have been positive, but I'm starting to not feel satisfied at my craft. I have everything else in life settled in, but I don't feel particularly inspired to act now, even when work has been coming my way. Not sure if I'm waiting for a new project to wow me or if my life is drifting away from acting.

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>>37501747
Enjoy! Though I think I put a little too much coke, sorry

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>>37501855
Just do what you gotta do to survive pal

>>37498045
I'll have a beer for now.

It's been 10 months since I decided to get my life back on track, get a job and move out of my parents' house. I have another application for an internship I'll send out first thing tomorrow morning.

I'm doing this because I met a girl at the time and wanted to be able to at least look myself in the eyes in the mirror before asking her out. Here I am, almost a year later, haven't gotten anywhere. Fate wills it and I see her again soon, I at least want this internship by then.

>>37501964
Yeah, I mean I just recently got a new day job that's still in the entertainment field so it's not like I'd be totally separated. I just can't visualize myself doing anything else I enjoy/am good at as a career.

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>>37498045
im drinking straight vodka rn

there is a girl that I've liked since the start of uni. only got close to her end of last academic year. found out she liked me a few months after we started talking. now near the end of uni. i wanna go abroad and will probably never see her again. have i missed my shot? i feel like im too close but whenever she smiles at me i feel like a fucking normal person again

TL;DR i fucked up and didn't take a chance with a girl. should i still try?

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>>37498045
I've been seeing this guy for six months now. Started talking in January, and our first date was Valentine's Day.

It's JUNE now. We've been on exactly 23 dates (one or two a week) and he still hasn't asked me to be his girlfriend. We've had sex, he let me meet his fire department, but I've never been over his house. He takes dating very seriously, only ever brought home 1 girlfriend his entire life. We always have to have sex in his backseat because he's not allowed in my room. We had sex in a hotel overnight once when I got invited to his fire station's formal installation dinner. He's very interested in me and hasn't logged into his OK Cupid account since the week of our first date, where we met. It's getting to the point where I'm sad after dates, another night of being single.

At what point do I bring it up? I can't force him to do anything he doesn't want, but I'm missing the *whole* girlfriend package. He doesn't hold my hand, he doesn't let me go over his house, and he won't say he loves me.

Pint of Guiness please.

Things are ok. I need to find a part time job though because my internship is unpaid. Not looking forward to the workweek starting back up.

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>>37498045
YO FUCKFACE, GIVE ME 5 VODKA/REDBULLS! PARTEYYYYY!!!!

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>>37502086
Keep trying, it'll work out eventually

>>37501774
was it a procrastination/apathy cycle?

>>37501877
I actually prefer it, thanks

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>>37502312
Imagine having six of these

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>>37498045
>>37502392

YO! BRO!!! ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF!? ARE YOU RETARDED!? I SAID FIVE. VODKA. REDBULLS!

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>>37502309
Shit, life seems pretty decent for you

>>37502435
Incase you haven't noticed I am highly underpaid and extremely tired, please quit yelling or you will be escorted out by our security

>>37502469
Can't complain. My whole summer up until this point was just rejection after rejection. Not sure how many applications I put in.

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>>37502509
YOU WANNA FUCKING GO BRO!? I'LL FUCKING KILL YOUR, RIGHT HERE!!!
FUCKING PUSSYYYYYY

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My girl MIGHT be pregnant but that's highly unlikely. The vague possibility she might be is making me anxious as fuck and I cannot sleep.
She suffers from polycystic ovarian syndrome, which usually causes infertility.
We ALWAYS had protected sex, I never entered her pussy with my bare dick. I either cum in her mouth or on her chest.
She used to have highly irregular periods, like she had to take a pill in order to cause menstruations as they wouldn't naturally occur.
Lately her period has become more regular but kinda long.
Now, she was supposed to start menstruating two days ago. She had some premenstrual symptoms but no bloody uterus.
Fuck I can't have a child I'm 21 she's 19 FUCK FUCK FUCK

She comes from a fucking catholic family so abortion is a no no damn fuck this shit I might as well an hero if I actually got her preggo.

>>37502549
Alright, so the security guard is apparently on vacation. So unfortunately you will be shot at point blank range with 00 buckshot if you continue

>>37502392
I wish I had six testicles...
:(

>>37502550
normies get what normies deserve

fuck you

>>37502550
Statistically speaking you should be safe dude, unless your sperm count is the highest in human history

>>37502658
She's fat and socially awkward, constantly arguing with her family and has low self esteem.
She had never been kissed nor fucked before me.
I'm still unable to have proper interactions with cashiers or waiters.

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>>37502638
DO IT THEN FUCKING PUSSY! FUCKING DO IT!!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!! I'LL FUCKING BREAK YOUR FUCKING SKULL!!!!
>jumps over the counter and charges at you
COME HERE YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT! I'LL RAPE YOUR CORPSE AFTER I'M DONE SHITTING DOWN YOUR TROATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>37502698
Thanks for the comforting words mate.
I'm probably sterile haha, I've been wearing skinny jeans since I was 11, having warm baths twice a day every day since I was about 14-15 and I drink too much. All three conditions are listed as causes of male infertility. Fingers crossed.

>>37502715
>Blows first shell into your right shoulder
Listen, you charged at me so you can't sue

>>37502759
No problem man. All that probably helps too. My gf is on the pill and we pull out. We've been having sex for 3 years with no problem.

Next time if you're really concerned you can fill the condom with water and see if theres a leak

Wow I thought this was a peaceful small bar c'mon hunny we are finding somewhere else to drink.

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>>37502804
>my expertly molded deltoids curvature deflects the pellets, scattering them into the crowd behind me, killing several stacies

Heh...time to unleash my true form

AIDS!!!!!!!!!!

>rapes ur butt and gives you ebola

lmao, what now faggot!?

>>37502804
This is the downside to working in a shitty bar that doesn't have enough turn over to pay for its own security.

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Putting this on the jukebox because it's relevant: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0sFvFVkeGVg

Just like in the video, I struggle to make connections to people emotionally, girls especially.

Girls just don't seem to match my personality, picked on in highschool for being ugly and weird, came out at least above average but just as weird.

I wish I was normal.

>>37502893
I accept your AIDS boo <3

>>37498045
Eh, okay. I worked on my dad's boat with him. He told me he is becoming a Catholic to satisfy his new wife and he would like me to become Catholic too to better integrate with the rest of my new family.

It's a rough choice. On one hand I'm big on family and believe in harmony amongst the family but on the other hand I believe that the Catholics protect pedophiles and that the Orthodox church is the truth church.

Fuck. Tough choices.

>>37503066
Heyyy since you're in a period of deep reflection and meditation, would you like to take a great step for your future?
Would you like to convert to Judaism?

>>37502252
listen to me very carefully.

you deserve to be sad and i want you to die.

>>37503092
Fuck off, I'm already Jewish. >:(

>>37503066
As a catholic in training let me tell you, The Rosary is satanic hearsay

>>37503180
Hold it there, don't get your oven turned up too high. Chill with a complimentary joint.

>>37503180
Haha sorry boy.
Lots of love. Manly love, obviously. I'm no Shl(h)omo (hehe)

>>37502252
>"I gave up the goods without demanding anything, I didn't even demand a relationship"
>"Why isn't he settling down with me omg it makes no sense :( "
When you gave him the whole cow already he has no reason to buy the milk.
This is why slut shaming needs to come back into full force. Slut acceptance hurts women more than anyone and benefits men more than anyone. Men just want to fuck women's brains out. Yesteryear, women used to understand this and demand "if you want my vagina you need to marry me and give me children :)" and men were so desperate they said yes. These days any average man can get a sex partner for FREE and then they have no reason to settle down with ANYONE because they are GETTING SEX FOR FREE. WITH NO COMMITMENT. FOR NO REASON. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WOULD THEY SETTLE DOWN OR GET A GIRLFRIEND? THEY HAVE SEX, THAT'S WAY BETTER!!!!!!!!

TL;DR; ur a fukn retard matey

Fuck this job, everybody serve your own drinks goodnight

shitty blogpost incoming

I'm legitimately autistic and a qt girl (childhood friend) has been in love with me more than hald of her life (both 20yrs old), though I've always rejected her because intimacy is unnatural for me.

She loves me unconditionally, and I think it's because I showed little interest in her.

>I feel stupid around you , because all I want is for you to like me as much as like you and I'm aware that it may never happen ; but I'm happy with our friendship and my feelings for you won't ever go away ... Why do I always cry like a baby when it comes to you?

>I don't know why but you're everything to me and even though you made me cried every tears of my body ... I still love you ... The question is why?

>honestly Tom is nothing compared to how you make me feel

>Look , no matter what you say or do , I'll still love you. (In response to my saying I'm pathetic and incredibly weak mentally and physically)

>Sex isn't more important than your personality and I love it (In response to my saying I have erectile dysfunction. She has a very strong sex-drive)

>Just listen: You. Are. Worth. It. And yeah I'm patient , but it's because you mean that much to me. (in response to "you're more patient than I expected. I'm not making this easy."

Wat do? It's almost scary

>>37503877
Go for it desu, if she doing that shit just go for it

>>37503954
but she'd probably murder me if I ever wanted to break up. Literally. Unconditional love is so rare these days, it's scary when you find it

>>37504012
Then kill her in self defense upon break up

>>37504060
I wish. Something like Fatal Attraction right? Can't happen without consequences in leafland, even if she used deadly force

>>37504012
Then don't break up with her. Love is a choice, unconditional love is just extreme persistence.

I got spooked by a mouse in my kitchen earlier, must have gotten in through the basement. What's a good way to catch and release it if it comes back?

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>poorfag
>sleep on an air mattress
>air mattress broke last night
>now im going to have to sleep on the floor until I can buy a new one

I'll take a shot of cum please.
Yknow, I'll never get it. Why is it socially unacceptable to get my ass pounded in public? I got arrested on site for spreading my ass cheeks in front of a Chuck E Cheeses

>>37504131
>Love is a choice, unconditional love is just extreme persistence.

Hell no. In the past I told her things that no one would have put up with. If that was true, she'd have lost interest years ago.

>my feelings for you won't ever go away ...
>They just can't, believe me i tried as soon as I saw it was starting to make you uncomfortable

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>>37504191
Gonna give you a gun, many uses for it.

I have no friends. I'm really lonely.
I tried making friends on here but no one wants to talk to me as much as I want to talk to them.

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>>37504294
thanks, ive been wanting to kill myself

>>37504294
What? that's not a gun, that's a handgrenade

Been talking to this qt recently
How do I avoid becoming her emotional tampon?

>>37504320
/k/ pls leave

>>37504333
>numbers

dammit, now I have to actually listen. Alright, fare thee well

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>>37498045
Pretty pissed that one of my last female cousins or cousins in law has fallen prey to left-wing hysteria and is now posting political shit on her Facebook, I thought she was libertarian.

I'm running out of women who I unambiguously like as friends, all of them either reject me or are lunatics.

>>37504472
Can we be friends? Or try? I'm not left wing and I'm a female.

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>>37498045
>how was your day robots ?

Anxyiety prevented me from watching animes.
This is new for me.

I think my time is close anons.

>>37504472
>>37504640
kiss you THOTS

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>tfw for as long as I can remember I have wanted a gentle femdom gf
>Want a gf to rub me and caress me but also dominate me (lovingly) during sex
>the got really lucky recently and got my first gf
>tfw she really cares about me, constantly says that she loves me, and she even caresses me and cuddles me
>but
>the she is incredibly submissive in bed, wants me to dominate her and all that shit, bdsm, facial abuse, while nine yards
>Mention to her that I think it's really hot when a girl takes charge
>She says she could never do it because "that's not the kind of person I am"

FUCK. I know I shouldn't be so greedy when my prayers for a gf were answered but GODDAMMIT I was so CLOSE

I still love her with all my heart

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>>37498045

is the bar still open? Would love a cold Carlsberg right about now tbqh

>>37498045
Whiskey on the rocks, please.

Yet another day, another series of people's broken printers, another sun cycle without a GF.

>>37503877
dude, that's not love. That's limerence. You're doing well on listening to your spider sense.

You are not obligated to be in any relationship.

>>37505101
I looked it up and yeah, that's exactly what it is, in every way. Thank you.

I'm a walking red flag by the way, so it makes perfect sense

>>37498045
Just another day of knowing my oneitis is out of my reach because I'm a spineless faggot. She is totally get-able too.

A diet coke, please

Tomorrow I have two finals and I just can't stop procastinating

>>37505198
Dude, no. Even if you have issues, it does not mean the only person who will ever love you is a fuck up. Don't give up, anon. Practice some strong self preservation and self loving and surround yourself with people who are good.

>>37504472
>>37504640
I feel like women so often say "I'm not left wing xdddd" the same way Muslims say "I'm not a radical Muslim," then proceed to vocally support virtually everything radical Muslims do. Especially in younger generations, a single female "Republican" or "Libertarian" might call herself one, then go on to talk at great lengths about how gay marriage is awesome and good for society, transgender surgery should be available to highschoolers, the healthcare mandate is a good thing, sex outside marriage is good and healthy to promote in society, we need more government regulations and laws, etc. etc.

But they're still
>>>>>>>>>>>>>right-wing
or whatever, sure, whatever you say.

>>37505264
I appreciate it mate. Surrounding myself with anyone at all would have been a good start, if I wanted a gf enough to step out of my comfort zone (which I do not)

>>37505278
Oh yeah, I'll take a drink too. Something from Elysian, and a glass of water with that too please.
>tfw to intelligent to drink alcohol without staying hydrated

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>>37504893

would love that beer, bartender, Im just gonna poor it myself and start talking:

i memed myself into a 2 year off-shore contract (it paid extremely well) of course i went back inland once every 3 months for a week at a time (and i spent that time drinking and gambling alone) but I feel those two years did a toll on me, i no longer can speak to normal people at all now that i am back "in real life", whatever social skills no matter how shit i might have had before i went on the rig - i feel - have dissolved. i find myself struggling to talk to people i used to be able to talk for hours with.

THE BIGGEST PROBLEM however is that i dont know any girls and havent even spoken to a female in over 5 years. (we didnt have internet on the rig) and now just the sight of a normal woman walking down the street makes me shake with anger at what i did to myself. i want to meet someone but i feel it's too late. i feel that i squandered whatever chance i might have had - if any - by taking that job. i am now skinnier, uglier, balder, older, paler and with 000 social skills. all i can do all day is go on 4chan, drink and hope no one calls me to do anything because i cannot even imagine how to act normally with people.

my former friends (even the losers) have become ultra chads now, having multiple gfs and going to the gym and traveling every month. theyre trying their best but i can see the frustrations in their eyes whenever they take me out.

i dont know what do anymore.

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>>37498248
Congrats man, I'll go and buy you a round in celebration.

Currently I am in the same situation. I made things clear with her about 2 months into our friendship that I wanted something more. She said that we should stay friends and that she even calls me her "best friend." Many times I just feel like an emotional tampon cause she mainly wants to talk to me when something is wrong or if she's bored and says she misses me.

Maybe I'm too much of a beta/ just too lonely to fully cut her out, but I just do less for her now. I have her so much time, love, and attention (more than I've ever given before) and yet she can still turn around and say that she felt lonely or unwanted.

I do less for her but will always help her out. Just now if I have to go out of my way I just won't do it and when I go out I don't invite her anymore.

It sucks that she didn't want to be with me but it hurts more that even after giving everything I can, it still wasn't enough and I just end up utterly alone.

She's really not a bad person, I'm just a lonely beta that wants to feel like I'm loved and that I deserve it.

A good thing that came out of me meeting her is that she was at least able to find someone that loves her as much as they could and someone she also loves. At least she's happy with him and the love she gives is at least given back to her and accepted.

Ya it's nice that she's happy cause she really deserves the world and all the happiness anyone can giver her, but I wish that for once someone can feel that about me.

>>37503877
Do you know each other very well, talk about lots of stuff together, etc? If not, I'd echo the other anon saying it's just obsession and you're on a shitty estrogen pedestal. If that's the case, one or both of you will start hating the other pretty quick if you start dating.

I would counsel you to maintain the friendship if you like her as a friend, and think about whether it's something that could last the rest of your life, romantically. Speaking from personal experience and observation, many (possibly most) friendships between men and women that last a decade become romantic. The best relationships are definitely between people who already know each other fairly well, so they don't discover that they actually really hate a major part of their partner's personality.

>>37505278
Wow. You know what? All you fuckers in /rk9/ are just like those on /pol/. You all assume that every women is the same. When a women shows up you bitch to her about how much X pisses you off or how she's so disgusting because of X. We are not all the fucking same. You don't know anything about me. Fuck you. I hope you get hit by a car.

>>37505435
>Do you know each other very well, talk about lots of stuff together

Absolutely, but we lost contact from age 12 through 16, then 17 through 20

>one or both of you will start hating the other pretty quick if you start dating.

That's what I figure. She once told me I was the "ultimate turn on for her", but fantasies are always better when they're just that, aren't they?

>>37505345
It's not even about a gf, it's about good friends. A gf is not half as important as good, kind people are.

>>37505395
Look man here's the thing. You don't think of women as females, but as people who are humans just like you. It doesn't matter if you're bald, pale, or shit, unless what you want to attract are women who only care about looks.

Have you considered cultivating yourself? What you really would love to do? Finding kindness, respect and virtue?

You haven't lost yet. You say you gamble and drink alone, and that is because you are missing something. Figure out what that is, and spend more time doing what you love, and find people you can connect to with kindness.

How to act normally? Just be kind and considerate towards people. The rest will solve itself.

>>37505443
>I hope you get hit by a car.
tfw I was hit by a car
tfw that's why I'm so socially retarded and why I'm even here

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>submitted a 21 page paper I'm really proud of
>get 55%
A dark&stormy please

>>37505974
w-what is a dark&stormy, senpai-man?

also what was your paper on? fuck, this is why I hate academics.
>tfw 3 years at engineering uni
>tfw was enough to make me hate academics and academia
>tfw supreme gentleman

>>37506136
It's just rum, ginger beer, ice and lime. It was on the difference in methods countries like Spain and France used when colonizing.

>>37499751
Weed no good son

>>37506274
Weed is very degenerate. Alcohol is far superior.

>>37498045
Evenin barkeep large gin + juice followed by 30oz glasses of water

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>>37498282
>Absinthe
>Has aniseed in it

I see that some other anons ordered a Red and Black Russian, so I might as well get a White Russian.
>>37506231
I'm a big history nerd, anon, so that sounds interesting to me.
I myself am writing a paper right now about the refugee crisis in Europe. It was due last Tuesday but I got an extension, so of course I'm doing it at the last minute again.
I also have to make a powerpoint presentation for my class, which is coincidentally chock-full of, well, 'that crowd'. I think I'm going to either get shot down or sperg out when I present, knowing my luck.

>>37506837
How? Both can permanently do brain damage and provide entertainment/relief by altering your perception of reality and accessing parts of your brain you don't use everyday. I hope you realise how much of a hypocrite you are when you say "Weed is degenerate, don't touch the crap, but do as much alcohol as you want bro!".

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>tfw black
>everyone secretly hates me for being born
>am not a bad person, polite, courteous etc.

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>>37498045
Am I as bad at listening as the people around me? Do people just not care to listen to me? Would they listen to others who are better at commanding attention?

>>37507531
vocaroo something

you might have an autist voice

>>37507545
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SONzNKLe9c

>>37507379
Good luck anon-kun

Cx

>>37507428
>burger
>an employer can arbitrarilry fire me from my job for testing positive, even if it's legal (that was 2016 law at least, haven't followed recently because idc)
That's half my reasoning right there. Also, I know I have an addictive personality, because I'm a low-level alcohol as is.

>it's le healthier xddd
I know. If they were both legal, I'd probably have chosen weed over alcohol, but they're not.
As a side note, weed smells like shit, anyone who tells you otherwise is a stoner themselves. Alcohol is hard to smell if you're more than a couple feet away, but weed is a much more distinctive smell. Landlords hate it, too, another reason to justify my staying away (smoke damage can be very hard to get out of things.)

>>37507477
As a FUCKING A WHITE MALE, I have the deepest respect for men like you claim to be. But I still have heavy misgivings about associating with you. Because even if you're basically the coolest guy I know, all your family and a large part of your social circle are statistically niggers who nig. It sucks, I know, it's like my own >tfwugly feels but magnified a lot. But it's still valid.

At least you weren't born female. My biggest feel for black men is that, statistically, they're doomed to marrying black women. Which is basically like being told when you hit puberty, "Son, if you marry, you're going to be expected to marry a dog and have sex with this dog, and pretend to treat this dog as an equal."

Remember that the shittiest thing you could do is to see that your life is shit, and then voluntarily reproduce and condemn another life to that genetic misery.
>t. someone who's sworn to never reproduce

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>>37498045
Gin and tonic here, nothing fancy

On the last day of my old job a qt coworker asked me for my number. She has a boyfriend so I assumed it was just her "be nice to everyone" nature to reach out to me.

Not too long ago I asked her if she'd like to grab some coffee and chat for a bit (it's been 3 months since I quit), and now we're set to meet in a couple days. Sometimes I feel like I like her and other times I don't. We got along pretty well at work and she'd approach me to talk and bullshit around. I don't know what I really want to get out of this meetup, but it would be nice to not fuck it up in some awkward manner. I had a gf once but I've never asked a girl out before. If anything at least this practice.

Oh yeah
>inb4 beta orbiter

>>37498045
Feel myself sinking into depression again, just realized in 6 days will be the 4th anniversary since graduated from high school. Since then been a NEET, and absolutely miserable. I fucking hate what I done, and can't get out if this hole. I just want to go back, be with my friends again, everything made sense then, I was happy, and life seemed good. Fuck I just don't even know what to say, just wanted to to babble like a tard while on the verge of tears. I want my happiness back, my good times, my friends and life, I had it then it was gone.

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>>37508007
I know this feel anon...
Except for me it was at my new job a couple years ago.
I remember her smile, it's beautiful. Why did I have to fuck things up?
The worst part is I am more anxious than depressed. Seriously critical levels of anxiety 24/7. It's like my heart is being slow-cooked.

>Inb4: Normie get out
Not a normie I'm a 24 year old KHHV.

>>37498281
I feel the exact same way, I gave never been in a lower point in my life.
It's like the depression lives inside me but Everytime I show it ppl attack me like predators

I need to shave but I lost my razor because I left it out, my friend tried to off herself with it in a psychotic episode, and her boyfriend hid it
And I'm glad he hid it and all but fuck I just gotta shave

>>37498712
I know that feel too, most horrible thing about my anxiety is the intense stomach pain it gives me I feel like it's killing me

Just looking for friends or people to talk to that around my age. 21 and over would be nice. Also, I don't care what gender you are, but it would be nice to just have someone to chat with every now and then.

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>>37508160
This.
I need fucking help I can't take it anymore.
Life was a mistake.

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>>37505443
Your shit demographic (roastie) is why the vast majority of us are here.
You women are not programmed the same as us mentally. You will never understand our feels. Take your life.

>>37507732
All of that's true, but weed in itself is hardly any more of a dangerous substance than alcohol, and I'm not a stoner defending it and saying that alcohol is the devil, rather I've tried both and can say that one isn't majorly better or worse than the other, of course there's the legal issues you're talking about, but the act of getting high or slightly "baked" is not indifferent to having a few drinks or getting drunk.

Posting some dad-rock feel music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcJDI7a_1lk
pls no bully

>>37498045
> thanks anon, king wojack of the feels ill just take a glass of mikes hard please im not much of a drinker....my best freind is moving in a few days

I unashamedly cry like a pussy almost every day.
My life is shit. /r9k/ is one of the very few things I actually enjoy, that and alcohol.

Malibu on the rocks plz, leave the bottle.

Uh, something non-alcoholic?

Just got out on bond for DUI. I fucked up. I'm trying to change and haven't been drinking. But I can't sleep and my body aches and this shit sucks.

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what does cuddling with / sleeping next to a girl feel like?

>>37508411
Annoying when she takes up the whole bed or stabs her chin into your back.

>>37508411
Comfy and reassuring, sometimes way too hot during the spring and summer

My gee eff keeps brapping and snoring all night so i cant sleep

>>37508438
is it warm and soft?

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>>37498045

Cape Codder please. I'm a man with simple taste.

Tell me, is it unusual to not only want, but undertake steps, to try and get another person you've never even met in person out of serous debt? Like $100,000 debt?

>>37508470
Yes. Apart from the chin.

>>37508479
That's fucking weird. I knew a girl, got tons of money from a weird old man. Like, I think this old man's brain has circuitry in it he's so weird. I think he did it only for hugs.

It's really weird, anon. Find meaning and validation elsewhere.

>>37508531
It's a guy I've been in constant contact with every day for about three years. He's a really nice guy.

He's pretty much resigned himself to never getting out from under his debt, since he went to a shitty for-profit school that gave him a degree that wasn't worth the paper it was printed on, and any job he gets will be some shit wagecuck job. He admits it's the dumbest thing he ever did in his entire life.

He said the only way he'd ever let anyone personally help, as in help pay it off, is if "it would be just a drop in the bucket to them."

I recently poured a large amount of money into investing, which I had taken an interest in since most of my paychecks were just going into my bank account. I hope to make myself wealthy enough to conform to that "drop in the bucket" axiom he laid out.

>>37508790
Give me some of that cash to cover that DUI.

But yeah, do what you want but I still think it's too generous and a little unusual. There's some psychological reason you want to do it.

You can argue it's to help somebody, but you could feed a lot starving children with that.

>>37508884

Who knows, maybe it is psychological/guilt. I left college without owing a dime in debt, due to family footing the entire bill. All I know is that I really want to do this.

Out of curiosity, how much is a DUI fine?

>>37508995
It's just not a healthy reason to do it, man.

Like $3,000, but I don't go to court until the 10th of July to find out.

Shit sucks. If they suspend my license I'm fucked.

>>37509029

Fuck, that blows. What were the circumstances of getting the DUI exactly?

Are any of you into Philosophy? I keep coming back to it because it's the logical progression of my thoughts, but give up instantly once I remember you have to read through loads of info you don't care about. It was Schopenhauer's pessimism that interested me, but to get him, you have to get Kant, and before that Hume, and Leibniz, and Descartes. I don't care about any of those, though, and always give up right away.

On the other hand, nothing else I do feels significant. I could get really good at making music, but I know it wouldn't feel satisfying even if I did it. Even playing video games doesn't ignite a spark like it used to. There's still fundamental problems unsolved in my world-view, but I don't know where to start.

>>37509117
I was drunk and kept missing the exits on the interstate and tried to turn around on a one way at a rest stop. Blew .22. Limit's .09 and they take you to the hospital at .28

I'm a fucking idiot. I've quit drinking but it sucks. Watched Man on Fire and playing Max Payne 3 for some inspiration.

>>37509213
>blew .22
>I'd have to do 11 shots of hard liquor in 1 hour to reach that level of wasted

m8 you need help

>>37509122
Eternal Recurrence.

Nietzsche worked upon Schopenhauer's philosophy and an infinite cycle of time is the conclusion he came too.

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Just a glass of water for me, I can't drink alcohol anymore. I got a prescription for a drug named concerta few days ago for my concentration issues. I have diagnosed asperger's syndrome and ADHD. I still haven't bought the pills yet, but I'm supposed to start taking them any day now so that I can make a call to my psychologist and make a new appointment to talk about the results.

I'm already really anxious and nervous about taking prescription pills, I'm afraid they will mess me up. I'm taking the minimum dosage of 18mg, and if it doesn't affect me, they will raise the dosage. If it messes me up, they will prescribe me something else. I've only heard good things about concerta, and some students even buy them illegally and abuse them on studying etc.

They could be good for me, I don't know. I'm just afraid of taking pills.

Irish whiskey please
My friend who is a bit of a nerd got involved with multiple teenagers and fucked them all. I don't want to talk to him anymore, I'm tired of being around him when he keeps on being so successful. God please let me cut ties in so tired of this jealousy and pain.

>>37508333
Keep going anon, you can definitely make it, and once you're sober it will be worth all of the pain. Don't stop and remember to be proud of how much alcohol you don't drink, not depressed at how much you do drink.

>>37509213
Fucking hell, the limit is 0.09? It's like 0.03 in Australia and we're hardcore alcoholics.

>>37498045
Gimme something real girly bartender
I have a confession, I'm a trapfag
Damn I already regret this
I like traps, there I said it.
They're just so interesting I have met some and they are the nicest people ever
So I decided I want to be a trap too
Tell me bartender, am I wrong for this?

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I got bored of the soul crushing 45 hour weeks I've been doing and decided to hang out with a buddy from my brief stint in community college. I bankrolled a bunch of booze, told him I'd gas up his car, bought weed, and spent far too much money on cocaine. I was regulated to the back seat of this guy's car while his other friend got in. My hearing isn't so good these days and halfway through the night I noticed that they were talking shit about me up there. I then started drunkenly losing my shit and bitching like a girl while they denied everything and just tried to tell me what they thought I wanted to hear.

Guess I don't really have any friends. All I do for hobbies is work out and go on 4chan.

I'm lonely. Last summer before I got this job I got so fucked up that I was drinking isopropyl alcohol. I hope I can hold it together this time

>>37509998
Nice try Anon, very close

Anyone see the bartender around? No drinks have been served lately.

so tell me why its my fault that im depressed and cant complete school work due to it?? i want to try but then i get depressed and now i feel so tired, let me just sleep.

>>37510391
You're using your depression as a crutch. You don't realize how many people are depressed and still get their shit done.

>>37510049
>I got so fucked up that I was drinking isopropyl alcohol.
i dont mean to be rude, but how are you still alive?

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>>37498169
feels mad man not havn the other gender as the significant other

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>>37498281
you know you're at the lowest point and ur happy cuz you set new record

I want some buffalo wings and water, thanks.

I've been staying with my friends for two weeks now, extending it from a one week visit. I don't really feel like going back home. And I know my friend would enjoy me staying, she's said as much. But... I feel an obligation to go home? I think my parents and family are starting to miss me. My parents are really on my case about me working for the ONE MONTH I have until I start my summer classes, and I really don't want to, but... I don't have unlimited money. I can't stay up here forever, even if they live cheaply enough that I can afford to cover my costs.

But it feels nice being with a friend in real life for a while. Better than my parents, who always seem miserable. But family, man.

Just some free peanuts please.

I need a job that gets me far away from people and their bullshit.
Working on a cargo ship seems to be ideal but I don't think I could deal with 12 hour shifts of manual labor.

>>37499118
This is happening I played a shitty fucking hand in life (it's in the family genes) and it hurts knowing in a year or two my mental illness will kick in too full effect. I'm a pretty decent looking man too and college will be over in three years. But who the hell is going to want a realtionship with a schizoid.
All I ever want is too raise three children have a beautiful stay at home wife, and have good job security.Why did this have to fucking happen to me.

>>37498045
Sup guys, I'll tell my story before reading yours, turns out I love my gf's best friend, I liked this girl before I got my gf, she is for me the most beautiful woman in the universe, a meme lover, likes vidyas, and she is a good artist and a great cook. She is a good friend of my gf, they talk about everything, and they love each other and are loyal each other, I got no chance, my gf is pretty tho but she is not her, she don't talk about anything else than she love me, it's kinda overwhelming sometimes, I'm trying to be a good bf but I feel that I can't give her a minimum percent of the love she has for me, so when I talk with this other girl I feel free... Dunno what the fuck do, I'm going to explode one of these days

Rum and cola please barkeep

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Recently lost my best friend of 7 years, but it's been something coming for about a year already. We had a short FWB thing, but she caught feelings and kept trying to push it further. I could see her as a best friend, but not really as a gf because she had way too much baggage and had slept with both my older brothers prior to me. I ended up choosing another girl I had known for 4 years now and broke my former best friend's heart in the process, and she just couldn't get completely over it, even recently.

But, instead of just telling her I couldn't be her friend anymore, in a drunken, angry stupor, I found my way into her phone and saw exactly what I suspected her of, she was still sleeping with my brother. I'm not saying she can't do that, but she knows that it bothers me simply because he's my brother. I used that angry motivation to finally cut ties and I feel an empty space where she used to be, lads

Angry Orchard for me, please.

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Is anyone still here? This place has been so dead lately..maybe some of us are moving on in life and becoming normal..
Anyway I have a long feel to share if anyone's interested

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>>37512994

post it son, I'll read it

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>>37501340
yea except is mostly drunk men.

>>37505408
Dude, run. BPD girls like that will never be satisfied.

Mr. Cool the Most Original

I'm back you faggots. Taking orders NOW.

why haven't we all killed ourselves. I guess because we're drunk and not thinking straight. damn, alcohol, why are you doing this to us

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>>37498045
give me a double feelarooni
on the rocks please

>>37515555
Hey, there you are! Right in before the bump limit too. Can I get another vodka cranberry?

(Oh my goddddddd etc)

>>37515555

Those fucking quads.

I'll have another Cape Codder. >>37508479

>>37498045

I always liked how Wojack looks in these, dress shirt and tie with the vest, what's it called?

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>>37516763
There you go mate. Thanks for the advice about weed btw.

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>>37517189
Why are you helping him/her ? Are you just that compassionate ?

Bloody Mary please.
I think I'm falling out of love with my partner but I also think that might be just jitters. I've never been happy with settling down but I also have a good catch and don't want to let them go. I finally have some stability and my brain is screaming go back to my old chaotic life.

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>>37518397
For how long have you two ben together ? This sort of situation requires lots of time to truly understand it.

>>37518454
About 9 months now. And it's all been happy. No fighting, having fun together. I just think my brain likes to reject goot situations and throw me into misery.

>>37518479
That's usually the case t b h

Need something hard. I'm cheating on my preggers GF and I'd leave the GF but I know she'd do something to the child (she's only 6 weeks) or cut me out of its life.