Why don't you just have sex ironically

sex is the deepest spiritual connection between two souls and their bodies the highest purest ecstasy the greatest truest joy

im meeting up with some guy from craigslist for oral, am I gonna be killed

>>37495815
how would you know if you never had it

comparing your anime porn to sex is like comparing a movie to real life

>>37495833
probably

>>37495769
asex here tried it

the girl takes offense because you cant get hard for her. rough feel

>>37495769
because i don't want to lose my wizard powers ironically
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>>37495865
do you really think i'll be killed? We already shared face pics and I'm scared he'll leak if I back out now, he seems like a nice guy

I do, regularly. It isn't satisfying and just makes me feel hollow. Reminds me of the joys of sincere sex.

>>37495925
A good chunk of serial killers are actually nice and charismatic, how do you think they lure their victims

>>37496030
well by nice I meant he was just very gay and wanted to suck cock, his email name is "ganja lover" which seems too silly for a serial killer

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>>37495769
oh, if it's just ironic sex, then sure

"come here, stacy"