/britfeel/

>>37494403
sometimes a whole thread passes by and even though I have been in it I don't remember anything

salarycuck actually m9

why do neets bully wagies in this thread
wagies don't bully neets

>>37494403
>Wagecucks on suicide watch edition

I begged my old boss for my job back today, thank god he accepted

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Reminder that the Daily Sport sourse all their stories from britfeel memes

>>37494331
You don't go far enough.

There's no reason to believe in anything. Shame, honor, duty, ego. It only exists in humans minds. A cat isn't impressed with your cool jacket or that you make 40k a year.

Go rape that woman if you want.

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>>37494468


>Service station sex
>Corrie/Shipman

>nice comfy evening of getting drunk on cheap whisky, blasting music through my headphones, shitposting and playing games

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Good to see take that and Robbie Williams milking the shit out of another attack

>>37494480
Human civilisation is built upon abstract concepts

Who else watching the Manchester memorial concert?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9yak899MUs

does make me pretty sad to be honest, like why does this kind of shit need to happen in the world

that being said, its nice to watch it, but i am kind of cringing because i just think that at any moment there could just be an explosion in the crowd, i don't know maybe that's why i'm watching it, out of the morbid fascination with seeing a terror attack happen live on TV

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I sure hope you didn't plan on using public transport to get to work tomorrow.

Send a wish upon a star
Do the work and you'll go far
Send a wish upon a star
Make a map and there you are

Send a hope upon a wave
A dying wish before the grave
Send a hope upon a wave
For all the souls you failed to save

And you stood tall
Now you will fall
Don't break the spell
Of a life spent trying to do well

Send a question in the wind
It's hard to know where to begin
So send the question in the wind
And give an answer to a friend

Place your past into a book
Put in everything you ever took
Place your past into a book
Burn the pages let them cook

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>>37494403
>tfw one more week of work than I'm off for a week

It'll be the longest time I've had off since a two week holiday this time last year

um did you racists know that it was a BRITISH terrorist. NO AMOUNT of closing the borders would have stopped him because you know his parents would have used their magic muslim teleportation powers and teleported into Britain.

What does lenlad smell like?

>>37494480
I sometimes wonder about those people who claim to believe "you only live once" or "you only have one life".

If they really believed that then they wouldn't waste it on work or family. That would loot and pillage. They would raid and rape. They would take whatever they wanted whenever they wanted it.
No-one would ever waste their time serving another person for a tiny piece of the stale, half-eaten cake someone else threw out.

>>37494517
Still meaningless

>>37494518
>Miley has normal hair again
Fap potenial may return

>>37494576
Yeah but then you get thrown in prison/killed. Easier to just be a leech for as long as possible.

normie music is so terrible

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Help
I'm considering buying a Digimon figurine and digivice for 150 quid

>>37494518
My mum is watching paki dramas

Can't say much though since I played digimon for 6+ hours today

>>37494580
well done, 18 year old, you've figured it all out!

bet you feel smart

>>37494403
Muslims on suicide vest watch edition

>>37494556
ask sakulad

>>37494518
theres no way this ones gonna get attacked surely

police presence around it must be fucking huge, and all the celebrities will each have their own massive entourage of bodyguards too

>>37494576
Some people still have morals.

I believe you only live once so make the most of it, but rape is a horrible thing and theft can cause distress to others and robbing stoles is easy to get caught.

Live life to the full, but only in a capacity you feel comfortable. I'd feel horrible raping someone but cheating on a girl I can do without feeling guilty.

>>37494480
>>37494580
>tfw too intelligent
kys pseudo-nihilist

These tribute concerts seem to attract the shittiest types of music t b h

>>37494595
Lad, how old are You? Life has meaning in what we give it. We all have attachment to things, it is human nature. Life might be shit if we had some grand purpose, the fact you have freedom, with certain restraints, to lead the life you want is a gift.

If i went into your room and smashed up something you have spend months or years building, you would be upset - this proves you have attchments of meaning.

>>37494576
>That would loot and pillage. They would raid and rape.
Then they would be arrested and spend the rest of their life in prison. Your logic is laughable lad.

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don't worry lads, owen jones was having a great time in central london last night. bantering it up with his mates.

>>37494480
>Go rape that woman if you want.

but i would still go to jail

>>37494627
Not really no, feel kinda stupid for not realising it earlier.

>I would hate fuck the shit out of Miley Cyrus.

>>37494698
of course it will, they are going to pop stars to play, because it them look good and big well known stars will rake in the cash no problem

>>37494698
Take That have been the best so far in my opinion

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>Not even 24 hours and May is already trying to use this as an excuse to expand the surveillance state

Is there any low she won't sink to?

>>37494735
He is quite a soft cunt. I read his chavs book and he does not understand the problems of the poor at all

>>37494468
>>37494510
Imagine having mates who send your photo in for one of these stories.

>>37494710
>If i went into your room and smashed up something you have spend months or years building, you would be upset - this proves you have attchments of meaning.

Except I don't own anything like that.

You could smash all my shit up and it wouldn't affect me at all, I'd just be bored without internet to keep me occupied.

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>>37494646
i guess so, i think in some way i kind of want it to happen? not that i want anyone to get hurt at all but still, it would be a thing to tell people about in life, i don't have too many of those...

>>37494725
>getting caught
Why would you even wait around?

>>37494738
True, which is why I don't do it. But I probably would if I thought I could get away with it.

>>37494759
>We need to stop terrorists from running people over in vans and stabbing people by spying on peoples internet usage

I'm not seeing the correlation here, Mrs May.

>>37494766
You would though if you did. It was hypothetical.

If you don't care about anything at all you must be a complete shut in with no identity or goals in life. You have no right to judge life having meaning if you're a mega robot with no life

>>37494781
With all the CCTV around you'd get caught

why since 2001 have there been few islamist attacks on murrika?

>>37494830
>If you don't care about anything at all you must be a complete shut in with no identity or goals in life.
That's a bingo

>You have no right to judge life having meaning if you're a mega robot with no life
Why not? I'm alive too, chad going out and earning 40k a year and slaying pussy doesn't make him more enlightened on the pointlessness or not of life.

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Vote Corbyn lads

lets be honest, its only between him and may, and may wants to make the internet a walled off cyber-surveillance nightmare

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>>37494739
>>37494789
nihilistic teenagers are fucking hilarious

>don't change a single thing about your life after you've discovered none of the boundaries you live by in life are meaningless
>o-oh I wouldn't do something illegal because I don't want to go to jail

yeah, there's plenty of things you can go do. how about you go and suck a dick, your distate for sucking cock is just a chemical process in your brain, it doesn't mean anything, ignore it!

you people need to actually read. you should start with Nietzsche and realise he's not the idol of edgy nihilists as they believe he is.

>Even on 4chan there are people who defend Muslims as their first priority after a terror attack
Just bomb every piece of land in England. It's done, it's been conquered.

>>37494859
>>37494859
He does though because he has goals and ambitions. I'm going out now anyway so i cba saying anymore. If

>>37494831
Break them. Keep moving.

I've been thinking about it but how would removing all non whites from this country work, where would we deport them to, as another country would have to accept them, and then what about non whites who actually have a connection to the uk through being mixed race?

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>>37494861
>voting Corbyn
What are you, some sort of Neo-Nazi? Vote for May and be a good goy!

How dodgy is it to drink milk that's a day past it's sell by date

>>37494901
send them to saudi arabia if they're so keen to live under islamic rule.

>>37494913
don't do it you absolute madman

>>37494913
How does it currently smell

>>37494913
not at all dodgy

>>37494920
I'm not just talking about Muslims, I'm talking about all non whites.

>>37494904
holy shit senpai, that fucking front page

k e k

>>37494869
You're misunderstanding me.

Just because you can do something doesn't mean you have to or you'll be a hypocrite. You can be aware of the fact you can rape someone and it meaning nothing without ever doing it.

I'm saying nothing you do matters and whatever ego you have about having a job or being good looking or rich or cultured or whatever is all in your head and for all intents and purposes doesn't exist.

>>37494920
SA took very little refugees during the migrant crisis because they didn't want the issues, we bow to them not the other way around.

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>Vote Corbyn lads.

>>37494468
>>37494764
That isn't my photo but that is my name. I am fucking livid. Texted SS Anon to see if he has any part in this but no reply.

>>37494913
about as dodgy as it is to have chicken a day after its use by date.
i had it for my tea, will see how i feel tomorrow

>>37494898
>he has goals and ambitions

They only exist in his head, they're not real

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>>37494901
You know exactly how lad

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Why does Corbyn love terrorism so much?

>>37494988
No, I genuinely don't which is why I'm asking and wondering here.

>>37494921
I want a cuppa
>>37494927
Like milk
>>37494929
Okay, I guess
>>37494968
I hope you don't get salmonella, lad

>Endless craving to face-fuck a girl (male)
How do I either stop this desire or find one.

>>37495004
We put the kekstani boys on top of it XD

>use up my available days of holiday
>criticsed by coworkers for using available days of holiday

I hate this weird, startup, my-life-is-work culture

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>>37495004
>he hasnt joined his local rwds and been filled in about THE plan

>>37495039
if it's for tea then it's easy.
Put it in and off milk will make little white balls in the tea.

>>37494961
>Refugees

So which of these terrorists were refugees?

>>37495059
Okay you're memeing, sorry for actually wanting to have a discussion with you.

Any you lads tried curry pizza?

Is it any good?

>>37494992
Because his wife and daughters are currently held hostage by the Saudis.

>>37495081
its just banter lad calm down
the answer is genocide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEcMW6RmC_w
Where were you when 1984 became a reality?

>>37495051
Unless they have equity then they are idiots.

There's a "life is work" culture in my industry too, I used to buy into it when I was younger, then I thought "I don't own this company, I'm getting paid the same no matter what, fuck this"

>>37495063
Cool. I didn't know that, lad. Thanks for the tip

Who else watching the one love for manchester concert?

who else concerned about shit kicking off?

Who else would smash ariane grande?

>>37494743
Speaking of hate fucking...

>>37495082
Depends lad, you getting it from a proper indians? chicken jalfrezi pizza is immense, I get that every time now whenever I get a takeaway

The was just a massive explosion at that concert, lads!

>>37495077
>Actually wanting them in Britain

>>37495148
it was me cumming over ariane grande and miley cyrus.

>>37495151
>Not answering the question

Go home lad.

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>>37495111
>Who else watching the one love for manchester concert?
Got it open in a tab. I used to be able to recognise normie songs but these are all going over my head.
>Who else would smash ariane grande?
Need to see her dominated by some white cock desu.

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>be a wagie while applying for graduate schemes after graduating
>make like a grand and a bit every month
>invested in eth like 3-4 months ago at 28 pounds a coin, is now worth like 190 pounds
>put profits from eth into alternative coins, have been consistently making 40-50% my net worth every few days

working is for suckers, like today I worked for 10 hours putting crap away and made like 120 bucks, whereas an investment I made during my lunch break gained me 500 quid.

what a fucking joke.

#LoveWillWin

when did we become such a nation of cucks?

>>37495180
Admit it though: you had no idea that it wouldn't go the other way, it was just a gamble.

>>37495171
Refugees have committed terrorist acts in mainland Europe.

They've not committed any here because we don't let them in.

Ergo if we let them in they will commit attacks here.

>>37494941
no, you misunderstand me, you renege on any responsibility in life by saying everything is meaningless, but you then do not practice what you preach, you live in exactly the same manner as any person who believes there is intrinsic meaning to life, and if you ever did confront a situation outside of moral norms you would quickly back down from your nihilistic high horse and take the position of morality. If you passed by an alley where some woman was being raped you would not think "meaningless" because you have a conscience which is beyond your comprehension.

your nihilistic philosophising only takes place in the safe realm of your mind, and yet that in itself is merely a consequence of organic matter reacting with itself to create this illusion of you as an identity, and your own thoughts. So, you yourself and any thought or realisation you have is completely meaningless and valueless by 'your' own beliefs, so much as you can say within nihilism that 'you' actually exist.

>>37495200
There's thousands of them here mate.

Just goes to show that your opinions are based on ignorance.

>>37495180
The fact that people have been able to meme lines of 1s and 0s into being worth more money than actually being productive and working a job shows how wrong the world is.

>>37495137
I was thinking about getting a korma one but I just went with my usual of spicy chicken, spicy lamb, green chilils and pineapple.

It's a 16" so it'll do for breakfast tomorrow as well.

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>>37495180
>bucks

I'm afraid I'll need to see your documents

>>37495077
The Manchester bombers parents were refugees

>>37495200
>They've not committed any here because we don't let them in.
Countless refugees are here you naive cuck, did you think we were the only country that got a pass when they were flooding in? Agree on not letting anymore in though.

I want to dominate some hijabi slut with my white cock desu

>>37495241
We have taken in a handful of women and children.

Germany has taken in 2 million.

There's a very clear correlation that shows more refugees = more terrorism.

Proper triggered when I come across Japanese shit now.

Saw an advert for a Japan season on BBC 4 , which a few years ago would be right up my street, but I just know it'll depress the shit out of me because I can't ever stay there for a lengthy amount of time (no degree or money) and it's a constant reminder

You're supposed to stop being a weeb in your 30s, but it doesn't seem to have worked that way

>>37495198

depends on the coin you buy really, but some of them get hyped up on forums/4chan, you just monitor the buy/sell orders, like a month, there was this coin called reddcoin, it was priced at 5 sats (100 million sats = 1 bitcoin), people started hyping it and the price jumped up to like 150 sats

>>37495272
Why would you want to go to Japan and be a part of ruining the ethnic purity there? Why would you be such a cunt?

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>>37495272
>Wanting to live in a shithole like Japan

>>37495272
Nothing stopping you getting a degree but laziness

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Hello lads am I in for a good time in approximately 45 minutes to an hour?

Is it ludicrous ordering a curry on a Sunday evening?

>>37495299
Um did you not see the thread yesterday?

He's predestined to not be successful in life because of his bad upbringing so we need to throw money at him.

>>37495300
Can't imagine that curried milkshake is going to taste very nice.

>>37495300
you're deffo on a police watch list asif

imagine not eating a based roast on a sunday

Anyone seen that korean zombie film Train to Busan? Watched it yesterday and really enjoyed it. Recommend it for those who enjoy korean films and zombie films.

>>37495300
That's a cheap indians lad

>>37495214
>and if you ever did confront a situation outside of moral norms you would quickly back down from your nihilistic high horse and take the position of morality

I watched a man bleed to death after he got mugged when I was out on a nightwalk, I could have called an ambulance or the police but I didn't. I didn't know him, I didn't care about him. They got him in a few places, he was holding his leg before he lost consciousness. I went home and sat up all night thinking about it, worried I'd get a visit from the police. They never came, saw the police around the area for a day then nothing.

>>37495328
any cute girls lad?

>>37495227
You're right. It's just printing money out of thin air. The stock market is the prime reason why the global economy is such a mess.

If we completely scrapped the notion of trading stocks, I imagine the world would quickly improve.

>>37495328
I saw it in the cinema, was a very good movie. Was surprised they showed it here tbqh

>>37494966
>That isn't my photo but that is my name

He said you looked like curly watts though? I'd be very surprised if there wasn't some britfeel connection to this story.

Let's just take a step back here

'Guy called mark, who looks like curly, meeting at a service station for sex' is a very very unique story, and it was posted in britfeel weeks before the sport.

>>37495300
That 2 quid extra fee. I swear Indians are honorary Jews, the sneaky bastards

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Just spent an hour searching for more waifu images, very little available desu~

Might go downstairs and get some cereals and cream soda whilst I decide how to spend my final hours of freedom~

How're we doing tonight then lads?

>>37495272
I have heard it is not a nice place to live. Have you ever been there on holiday before anon?

>>37495343
I prefer the guy who pretends to be the black supremacist tv producer

>>37495039
i hope i don't get it as well,some bits did taste a bit funny, that's when i went and checked the date on them.

>>37495351
Yeah a pregnant woman and a legal age actress playing a schoolgirl. Also a lot of feels.

>>37495372
Tilde is that story about you being hospitalised on a britfeel night out because of cocaine use true?

Lads I have an urgent fucking problem.

For some reason when I get post replies I don't get the little 4chan icon turning to red, and the replies aren't marked as 'yous'.

This is deeply upsetting. Can anybody please help me fix this? I need the yous for validation.

>>37495427
Click the "Post a Reply" button at the bottom of the page instead lad

>>37495427
Maybe someone hacked your 4chan account? The (You)s have got to be going somewhere.

>>37494913

If it doesn't smell bad you'll be fine.

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Chinese term of the day

"to go shopping"

It's a shame all those people died but here are some celebrities singing and dancing so their death wasn't in vein I guess.

>>37495419
Noo! I have never been on a night out in my life nor have I taken any bigboy drugs senpai~

>>37495461
that's not the issue you spaz. Re-read it.

>>37495462
I swear to fucking god if someone is stealing my yous....


I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING GET A YOU TO THAT LAST POST. I'M GOING CRAZY.

>>37494468
Is this legit?

fsdf

>>37495482
I'm just so happy we can create all this positive energy to defeat ISIS with the power of love.

>>37495419
I really appreciate your post anon and I'm really proud of you for typing that out!~
Noo I didn't take any cocaine, just a small amount of mephedrone!~
You sound really lovely by the way~

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>>37494468
Marko you utter gaylord. Having a right chuckle at this.

- PM Kev x

>>37494468
Fucking howling lads tempted to cop a sunday sport and confirm this

>>37495328

solid zombie film lad, 7/10, zombies on a train pretty gud, i like the bits where it shows whats going on outside the train, like the start.

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>>37495517
Stop bullying me imposter!

>>37495482
>>37495514
The power of positive thinking and being too embarrassed to point out muslims are the problem will defeat religious fanatics.

Turn the other cheek as Mamood blows your legs off in the name of his ancient prophet.

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>>37494403
This is an edition I can get behind.

>>37495504

It's legit, page 9 of today's daily sport

wonder what happened to service station anon

he stopped wanting to take britfeel cock

>>37495616
Stating the date and page number which can be seen in the picture doesn't prove much.

>>37495647
https://twitter.com/thesundaysport/status/871094153190326275

ITS REAL BOYS WHAT THE FUCK

>>37495644
He got into a sulk because everyone worked out his latest story was full of shit and probably lied about his other stories.

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>>37495293
>not wanting to live in the cleanest, safest, most aesthetic first world country

>>37495299
Wrong

>>37495313
Literally who?

>>37495372
I've been many times. Every time I come home I'm on a proper downer for at least a month. The only things I prefer about here are the work culture, and white women are more attractive (especially emotionally). The only people who have an issue with the country are kids trying to impose their culture onto it and being annoyed that they are treated like foreigners (what the hell are they expecting?). Too conservative for their libshit brains I guess.

>>37495594
"Muslims" aren't the problem. The authoritarian left use the same rhetoric when claiming all white people are mass murderers.

Get some perspective.

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>>37495653
>https://twitter.com/thesundaysport/status/871094153190326275

>>37495514
>>37495594
Imagine how much love damage they could do if they kicked it up into a massive orgy. ISIS would be obliterated, along with all the racists, xenophobes, misogynists and right-wingers in the entire world.
The love would radiate into the stars.

>>37495653
>SSAnon doesn't really go to service stations
>he was a sunday sport plant to lure an unsuspecting robot into getting a good story

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>>37495653
Holy mackerel
Sunday Sport confirmed for britfeel readers

>>37495653
It's not the same story though. That Curly fucks women for money

>>37495672

>Police state
>60 hour work weeks

Yeah no

Please get me a job at the Sport anon, I'm pretty good at photoshop.

>>37495672
>white women are more attractive

I thought Japanese women are meant to be pretty fit.

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>>37495647

here is the paper, I didn't believe it myself so had to get a copy

Britfeel made the sunday sport, what a time to be alive

>>37495737
I reckon SSAnon changed some of the details. It's too specific to not be legit. SSAnon met him in a service station for sex and said he looked like Curly Watts weeks before this story

I wanna smash Ariana Grande in her cute pooper.

>>37495751
Hire me instead. I'm probably better at photoshop
.
>>37495766
I wonder how long till Sexy Kev ends up in there.

>>37495763
Make a bloody awful noise in bed though.

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>>37495737

>Looks like curly watts
>Name is Mark
>Sex at service stations

Tell me that a britfeel hasn't made it to the sunday sport. Not that long ago they were making jokes about Shipman

>>37495653
>>37495766
>>37495777
SS Anon isn't answering my texts about this. I reckon he is involved. My real name is in that story!

>>37495811
Prove it marko, post some ID with your name, censor everything else

>>37495777

Trips confirm the Sunday Sport literally print britfeel memes into a national newspaper

>>37495811
Top kek. You can sue him friendo.

stop shilling for murdoch you pieces of shit

>>37495811

Mate, you are probably my favourite poster in britfeel, but I can't help but fucking laugh my arse off right now.

At least you had your 15 minutes of fame.

>>37495686
All the people doing this are muslims. Kick out all the muslims and it'll stop happening. It's such simple logic a child could understand it.

Do you give a wasp the benefit of the doubt? No, you kill it immediately because it holds the threat of pain.

>>37495820
Don't want to tie myself to this any further lad.
>>37495834
Consulting lawyers tomorrow, will keep you updated.
>>37495869
I can see why it would be funny but I am a bit alarmed about this.

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>Almost agreed to meet SS Anon at Warwick services
>Would have ended up in the sun if I did.

>>37495886
>will keep you updated.
Of course you will britnormie. You sad, sad cunt, noone is ever going to publish your awful scripts.

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>tfw no Sun article about the wacky antics of waifuposters

>>37495886
>Consulting lawyers tomorrow, will keep you updated.
Imagine this in court. A guy meeting up with some other lad from 4chan for gay sex. I hope it gets into other newspapers.

>>37495879
>It's such simple logic a child could understand it.

So close to self awareness, yet so far.

>work tomorrow

how do I get a job I don't hate lads? Currently work in a call centre.

>>37495901
Nothing to do with BritNormie.

>>37495738
>Police state

"wahh they keep asking me for my ID because I'm white. That's so fascist!"

Whatever they do is working.

>60 hour work weeks

Only applies to urban wagecucks.

>>37495909
What do you even gain from the muslims being here?

Even the ones who aren't terrorists, what do they bring?

>Segregated communities
>Occupying jobs natives would otherwise hold
>Dilution of britains culture and values

>>37495901
>Britnormie is so powerful he has ties to the national press

Bloody ell lads it goes deeper than we thought

>>37495904
>A large amount of waifuposters are going prision gay while others are just sharing their boring posts with anime girls
Wouldn't be a page-turner desu

>>37495879
>remove the human rights from and kick out innocents because a minority of a group they belong to are committing crimes

Yes, logic that only a child with no understanding of logic could understand. Should we round up tards like you next time a racist does something naughty?

>>37495942
They're not entitled to be here in the first place.

Too many of them are intent of blowing us all to hell. You don't hear of polish bombers or nigerians running down crowds of people in vans. Get rid of the muslims, it's the only way.

No longer feel.like posting stuff here because don't want to be in the sport even if the most I've got is cheating on the bird.

>>37495996
How do you know for sure who is muslim and who isn't?

obsessed at the moment with getting myself a trans gf lads

don't really have any explanation for why, anyone have experience with where on earth they put themselves to be found for relationships?

>>37496012
>Anonymous lad cheats on unknown woman

Hold the presses.

>>37496053
As I said, that's all I've got now. Who knows the future. Might shag your mum.
>Internet poster gets revenge on shit poster by shagging his mum

>>37496027
Does it matter? Kick out everyone who states their religion as muslim for a start.

>Britfeel forces Shipman
>Terror attack in Manchester

>Anon posts about his flat in the marbella
>Happening in Marbella

>Anons post stories
>End up in the Daily Sport

Is this the meme magic I've heard so much about?

Can I just interject all talk about Theresa May to remind you that this draconian law that she's hinting at after the attacks was already passed last summer.

There's literally nothing else to give up on terms of freedom. Everything you do is already accessible.

POLITICS
FUCKING
OUT

*touches you*

i love you

Hate Katy's dyke hair.

>>37496142
are you a girl? if you're a bloke I don't want to know, frankly

I'm looking forward to tomorrow, lads. Bought a tube of lube and I'm going to spend all of tomorrow afternoon slathering my cock with it.
Who long do you think it'll take me to get through 50ml?

>>37496093
What's the point in that? All the ones who are planning on bombing will say no.

>>37496117

>Oh no the government knows I don't leave the house and live off of justeat

kek

>made homemade salsa
>tastes like shit

ffs lads, I probably paid more than a pound on the ingredients than I would have spent on doritos own dip

>>37496142
You don't have permission to touch me. What you just did was assault and I am going to press charges.

>>37496117

That's why you've got to keep a VPN while Mummy May is around!

seriously better be a labour government on june 9th fucks sake

>>37496177
press THIS *unzipes dick*

>>37496171
>make homemade coleslaw
>tastes grand, only gets better after a few days in the fridge

always a good feel

>>37496194
Coleslaw is easy to make though lad but I'm going to keep working on my salsa

>>37496156
Has Grande appeared in something lewder yet?

>Do we need a completely fresh new OP image?

I think the current one has served us well. It'd be good to see some creativity, and a new street.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13113190
http://www.strawpoll.me/13113190
http://www.strawpoll.me/13113190

https://youtu.be/Gj0FlGso_-M

lads check out my newest instrumental tell me what you think in the comments

>>37496233
We've needed one for months

>>37496233

Need? Nah, tradition states that a new OP is made yearly, around December.
But if another was created, I'd support a vote on whether to use it.

>>37496208
desu lad homemade salsa is a shit meme that no one should ever fall for

>>37496249
please record to a metronome in future

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>>37496233
I want to say yes but I just know you attention whores will shoehorn your gimmicks into the new OP even harder than this one.

>>37496164
So kick out all the people who come from muslim countries

>>37496032
on lgbt tranny threads

>>37496249
I'm guitar anon from the other night. v good.

britfeel band when?

>>37496233

No, but a massive revamp would be nice

ie. Moving from the previous job centre setup, to a street of shops setup

>>37496301
How would that prevent terrorism? All the attacks have been done by people from this country.

>>37496303
Oh fuck me, not a 4chan tranny. An actual qt one lad.

>>37494554
Britain's just getting fucked by its former self which made a terrible mistake by allowing the former colonies to take over the homeland

>>37496233
Not really.
Just need a PSD to be built up from multiple copies of the previous image to allow for ease of editing and be shared out to people who want to use it.
I've been meaning to do it for a while tbqh.

>>37496369
fucking get to it you shite.

If you want some support, make a trip and prove who you are and we'll donate a couple of bong for your time.

Anyone else watching LOTR on ITV2?

>>37496305

i'm game hit me up on youtube

>>37496317
>people from this country

They're not from here, they're foreigners. Doesn't matter if they were born here, they're foreigners. Send all non whites back where they came from.

>>37496317
Who all get radicalised by immigrant preachers and recruiters. Lad, pls.

>>37496286

you think it's out of time?

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

why?

>Never stop until the last Jew has been purged from Israel

Wew Justin going a little off the deep end...

How do I get to have sex with a sexy British milf?

>>37496452
deaf

you can't watch porn if you're blind

>>37496444
I do, I don't think the playing sounds bad but if you try to find a pulse to that song it is very difficult

>>37496437
Wow you must love being that edgy.

>>37496452
Dead. If I was blind I couldn't do jack shit. Driving, hiking, watching movies

>tfw literally zero way of defending yourself against muslims when they attack you in the streets

I can just imagine if last night someone in one of those pubs or restaurants had the guts to take one of the big fucking kitchens knifes and confront the muslim bastards in the street, they'd have been arrested for it

>>37496484

noted I'll keep that in mind for next time

>>37496452
Mute

Perfect reason to never have to talk to anyone ever again

>>37496496
Meant deaf lol. But dead works too I guess

If you HAD to have gaysex would it be oral or anal?

One has to be receiving and one has to be giving

>>37496168
>If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear

Let me take away your free speech too since you have nothing to say either.

>bit off some of my nail
>pushed it into my uretha
>can't get it out and it's stabbing the sides
>pissing didn't work

help

>>37496561
I've done both.

To anyone not into it I'd recommend oral. It's uncomfortable your first time but not painful. No better feeling than being drunk and having your ass pounded as he grips your hips though.

>>37496561
Recieve oral give anal. Both with Tilde

>tfw you drunkenly messaged your ex's mother

What the fuck have I done lads.

>>37496561
I NEED peen in my butt lol

>>37496614
what did you message?

>>37496589
Struggling to think of a solution that doesn't involve sticking more things down there

>>37496452
Deaf, bent blind is much harder

>>37496614
you messaged your ex's mother, retard

>>37496512
Of course, because it would have been a racially motivated attack. They would have only tried to "stop" the muslims because they were muslims. You have to come down on that hard, otherwise you'll get other people trying to launch preemptive attacks.

>>37496452
Deaf, no way to know there isn't spiders in your food if blind

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>>37496589
Did you try splitting your glans in half?

>>37496675
LAD
SPOILER THAT NEXT TIME
AAA

>tfw identitarians are spending the summer on the mediterranean in the ships they bought with donations to stop migrants illegally entering europe on NGO ships

fuck lads, sounds like a lovely summer in the sun, wish I could go

>>37496675
>a Jim Henson puppet

>>37496589
You're a fucking retard. Get to work with some tweezers or get a nurse to do it for you.

WTF lads I just found a fucking BONE in my kfc tendies should I sue???

>>37496675
is that the worm from tremors?

>>37496703
Might save up and get a boat of my own. There probably won't be any refugees crossing the Irish Sea but you never know

>>37496628
Nothing bad but it's still pretty weird. She replied though so I might respond.

>>37496809
>she replied
Bang her, lad. Do it once. Then the next time you do, make sure your ex catches you. Maximum mischief.

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>You can't just ban Islam / crack down on Muslims / burn mosques that will turn more of them radical.

Good.

Isn't one of the biggest problems people say is that it's hard to identify terrorists from those muslims that just hold terrorist sympathetic views?

Cracking down on muslims would make these people show their hand, then we arrest them all.

The good muslims will just drop their religion.

>>37496675
how...how does he pee?

>>37496856
everywhere

desuuuue

>>37496402
Working on it now lad

dsf

>>37496848
You're going to trigger that numale here who thinks doing anything but defending muslims 'is letting the terrorists win'

>>37496856
Awful.

Oops wrong body part joke.

>>37496369
Wish the current OP anon would just drop his PSD.
Instead he's really protective of it and insists on putting far right memes in it all the time.

>>37496848
Did you not watch mummy mays interview? It's only a perversion of extremist islam

Actual islam and real muslims are good

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I've not been touched by another person in years

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Look at this instead

>>37496962
No-one will touch you until you learn to touch yourself first.

>Asim Uddin said he had known the suspected attacker for around three years as most people moved into the block at the same time.

>"He was a bit different... I would say he was not normal," Mr Uddin told the BBC. "He used to park here in our parking bays"

>>37496847
Don't know if I have the guts to start talking. She was pretty close with her daughter so she's probably already told her about it.

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>>37496962
I would love to hug you desu! Do you not have family around at least anon? I have not been touched a lot myself but I cannot imagine going years without it~

>>37496989
I prefer this image! Very cute~

>>37497201
>Do you not have family around at least anon?

I live on my own, but still why would my family touch me? I'm an almost 30 year old man.

>London attack: Single police officer took on all three terrorists alone armed only with baton
Gee if only there was some form of stronger protection for a constable. England is the laughing-stock of the world these past few months. Not even europe has been getting this cucked.

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I turned my whole life around after realizing I was wasting my life working.

Now I sleep all day and eat fine foods.
I build a new PC every other year and have everything I could want out of life.
Watch TV and have reserves of pocket cash all the time.
My car is in great condition because I seldom have to use it.
It's twelve years old and has only has 70k miles on it now.

It's not an extravagant life, but it's more than most wagecucks have, and with infinite free time.

Wagecucks need to understand that we're not out to insult them, we just want to get them angry enough to stop being wagecucks.

It's a largely humanitarian effort.

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>>37496962
>hate being touched
>still get a longing feeling for human contact
Just end it right now please lads.

>>37496962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MUMSj4AZsI

Get in touch with your sexual energy.

>>37496937
As do I lad. I totally understand his way of thinking though, you get that way with something you make sometimes. That said, it seems easy enough to work around this and patch out some images using previous versions of the image.

Was going to make the sky a layer so people can put their own weather into it.
Empty windows for people to put their own images into easily.
Empty thought bubble

Debating removing as much things as possible from the pavement and redoing the shop window so people can put posters under the glass in a sense.
Also thought about putting a new chip board texture in the Job Centre window to allow for fresh posters to go up but might leave that as I like the idea of new posters covering the old.

Basically strip it back as much as possible so its easy for everyone to add new things without trying to fit it over the existing elements.

>>37496962
>>37497284
Meet up and touch each other

Has anyone tried to blame the recent terrorist attack on drugs yet?

>>37497266
A lot of people here do not have friends but everyone has a family. Do you not have a good relationship with them? My mummy often hugs me~

>>37497340
Check for Hitchens blog tomorrow, he'll blame cannabis for sure.

How long till we have to shout "Alakazam Brother" to our fellow pakis?

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>>37497340
>a 'baggie' of cannabis was located in the glove compartment of the white van that was used in the brutal attack
>these muslim men were traveling to the mosque for late night ramadan prayers when they decided to consume the illicit drug, which resulted in the horrific murder of British citizens

>>37496937
>insists on putting far right memes in it all the time
What "far right memes"?

>>37497310
Happy to drop it, I've neglected it in the spirit of working on something fresh seen as thats what people were complaining about. Although I feel the current thread climate is just going to result in a bunch of the thread badly inserting these dumb forced memes into every orifice of it.

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It's my lucky day lads

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>>37497173
not him,but i think i know what you're getting at

>live in London
>trying to lose weight
>192 takeaway options in my area on hungry house

>>37497284
It's a cruel feel, friend.

You want it but you can't help but naturally try to avoid it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFd4MKd6Ac8

Silent Running is about a plant obsessed autist trying to protect the last earth flora in existence from chads who want to nuke it

>>37497340
https://twitter.com/ClarkeMicah/status/871443835116826624

>>37497394
Would be grand. Sadly I do see becoming a problem. Got a throwaway email to get hold of you through? Not sure if you wanted to just post the link to it on the thread.

Also wouldnt mind seeing what else you are working on.

>>37497402
So is her name Long?

>>37497402
>you will never ask her for her name irl
>you will never reply with "but it feels so right"

>>37497402
>If you don't go out with me you're dead rong

>>37497402
Let's see, I can probably make some room in my schedule for loving rong time.

>>37497402
1 rong doesn't make her right

>watching the Manchester aid concert
>politics comes up
>dad says that it's impossible to stop people who aren't afraid of death
>I suggest torture as a punishment for terrorism if they're caught alive
>the whole family agrees it's worth a try

It's settled then lads, we'll flay them all alive.

>>37497402
Just don't make the Rong decision, anon.

>>37497516
Just splash them with holy water and bury them upside down. Or is that vampires?

>>37497516
it worked for japan and christians

just torture people untill they renounce their faith, or if they're really so committed to their beliefs, then torture other people until they renounce to stop other people's suffering

>>37497535

We should bring back hanging drawing and quartering. We used to be good at all that stuff.

>>37497535
no that's defo for terrorists. you put garlic up a vampires bum to stop them

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>>37497516
I just tuned in and saw Liam Gallagher. Thought the Oasis was happening but he's playing with Coldplay

>>37497516
the americans already do that, they did it throughout the entire iraq war

it didn't solve much

>>37497547
That's what I was thinking with what this guy said >>37497535
The torture in Silence was brutal.

>>37497547
>it worked for japan and Christians

Aren't their loads of Japanese Christians?

In all seriousness just say you'll bury Muslims upside down with a dead pig. Pretty sure that stops them going to heaven. so they'd be scared of blowing themselves up.

>>37497592
There are some now but they managed to prevent the christianity from spreading there for 100s of years by torturing anyone who had faith.

>>37497282

and how the fuck do you make money

>>37497742

Those poor piggies don't deserve that anon.

I think these captured ISIS bastards should have all that shit done to them that denies them entry to heaven.

Like isn't it true if you cover a muslim in pigs blood they go to hell or something?

I'd do that at the beginning, as well as force feed them a whole Quran a week for the rest of their life whilst being severely tortured in a Guantanamo prison style camp.

All the while reminded that they will gain entry to their heaven and will be going to hell.

Pretty sure that's a way to punish the fucks.

>>37497754
Well luckily mummy still gives me pocket money and living at home it's rent free.

>Colonize Mars
>Religious people get to keep earth
>Atheists get Mars

I wonder who'd prosper

>>37497850
This is the most reddit thing I've ever read m8

>>37497592
not at all, there was a load of them in western Japan after the Portuguese started a mission there in the 17th century, which eventually led to the Shimabara Rebellion after the Christians suffered a lot of abuse. The rebellion was crushed, and there was a gruelling, long campaign of rooting out Christians, then making them renounce their faith or be killed. After a while they realised the Christians actually felt religious satisfaction in being martyred, and so they switched to just torturing people until they renounced their faith, and if they ever found a priest/missionary they got them to publically renounce their faith and convert to Buddhism either through personal torture, or by torturing others.

>>37497850
me after I build and live on my isolated moonbase. The amount of shitposting I'd get to do would be insane.

>>37497793
Pretty sure there's exemptions if you aren't consciously taking part in the action i.e if you eat pork then you're fucked, if you're fed pork unknowingly or forcefed that's different.

>>37497850

This is a red planet for red people. Gingers only.

>tv show/film has a sex scene
>always pause and go do something else for a bit because those scenes are awful
>come back after several hours and it's still paused in that bloody scene

>>37497793
they don't give a fuck

they run at machine guns, they drive bomb cars into crowds

As long as they carry out these actions they think will make it into heaven, anything you can even imagine to undermine them or even torture wise Assad and the kurds have tried it out on them.

Dragging their bodies through villages from tractors while women throw piss and rocks at them you name it

Displaying the corpses for days and putting heads on spikes...

Does it stop ISIS? Do they give a fuck? No

>>37497929
I hate that shit

YES THANK YOU I CAN SEE THEY'RE HAVING INTERCOURSE YOU CAN END THE SCENE NOW I DON'T NEED 3 MINUTES OF AWKWARD MOANING

Every director thinks he's hot shit and needs to include a sex scene or a birth scene where there's minutes of screaming that adds nothing to the story and all it does is embarass/annoy anyone watching

why did they put the tesseract in the black hole?
and why put the wormhole near saturn?
and how did rangers find cooper in a black hole?
and how can you program morse code into a wrist watch?

typical bullshit

>>37497929
>pause something
>go away and come back and its the same
woah fucking really

>>37497442
Long, it's Rong

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>Housemate watch league of legends streams at high volume despite owning headphones

What did he mean by this?

>>37498046
think you're fucking funny cunt

I mean I come back to it and realise "oh shit, yeah, I have to struggle through this minute and a half of bullshit to get back to the show I wanted to watch and was rudely interrupted by sex bullshit"

>>37498016
Power of luv bruv

>>37498083
you can just fast forward since you've paused it you bellend.

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>Watching film with mommy
>Sex scene comes on

>>37498123
you just don't fucking do that lad, it's part of the show, as much as I don't want to see it, those scenes invariably include something of note that I'd miss otherwise.

I pause it and come back to it later when I have the bloody strength to deal with how annoying it is.

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>popped
>can't stop

>>37498077
Same as niggers on the bus blasting their coon tunes

They think people are impressed

>>37498129
>Tfw you were 8-9 years old and your dad used to show you porn as a "joke"

>>37498129
>watching Terminator with mum as a teenager
>have fapped to the sex scene so many times
>know exactly when it's coming up
>oh, I'll just pause it now so you can go get us some ice cream for the rest of the film
>skip the scene while she's away
>"hmm I think there was another scene that's missing, anon"

>>37498129
>Watching The Matrix with mummy
>Mummy gets up and leaves when the scene where Cyper straddles Trinity and starts stroking her face comes on

>>37497793
That's not tolerant, May would slap you for that suggestion.

>>37497564
No no no, you put garlic up your own bum to protect you from gay vampires.

>>37498172
coon tunes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0SkwDoOpAE

fucks sake lads

just finished uni, made no friends, nothing changed

don't fall for the meme

>>37497850
Mars would need supplies from Earth. Lots of supplies for the first century, at least. And that is only assuming we manage to figure out some magical way to terraform it. If not, it will need constant supplies forever.

>>37498181
haha yeah i remember that and when he used to play with my peen a say it was just bants haha