steve

>>37494374
"hey whats up"

Honestly, I have a very high homo-phobe tolerance. So I wouldn't really get mad if some random guy slapped my ass or patted my dick or anything.

prepare to fight to the death but go into denial because I'm twink mode and just think he's friendly jock doing guy thing I don't know about but then I'd have panic attack and run because I can't process situation and don't want to be gay

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>>37494374
I dont go to the gym. I work out at home & get enough physical fatigue at work
(lift heavy wood boards, sand surfaces & basic carpentry stuff)

>>37494374
Tell him to not do it again

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>>37494374
shoot him in the head with my glock, what else?

I have a pretty juicy ass so how can I blame him?

>>37495958
>I have a pretty juicy ass so how can I blame him?
I don't believe it

Shoot him in the head with a Baretta 92.
Done.

haha see you tomorrow bro

shoot him in the head with my blow pipe with frog venom. das it

>>37494374
oniichan please i told you not in the gym >///<

>>37494374
I would be very confused and i would probably not say a word not because i homophobic but rather because i can t understand how a hot guy could like my butt, which looks gross and awful, as every other parts of my body

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rim his hole like theres no tommorow

>>37494374
Probably fuck him and feel dissatisfied afterwards because it wasn't affectionate enough

>>37494374
Ask him where this relationship is going and why we don't talk anymore to scare him off.