ITT things that got banned at your school

beyblades got banned in my school, some kid sharpened it and threw it as a ninja star at this fat lard ball. Nothing happened but the staff still freaked out and they were banned from school

me and my friends used to sell sweets at marked up prices to the younger kids who weren't allowed to go outside the school for lunch. we got caught and they banned us from doing it but they had no way to actually enforce it. the only thing that killed it was when the kids figured out they could buy the sweets before school started.

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I got banned from school

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>be me in elementary
>hang out with 2 other friends
>friend gets a brilliant idea
>pull a brick from the neighbours wall
>me and the other autist say hell yea
>every day we move the brick a few cm
>this goes on for 3 weeks
>shit feels like a prison break
>finally get the brick out
>we manage to pull 2 more
>we laughed our ass off as the bunch of autists we are
>the neighbour was there
>watching the whole thing
>ohfu.png
>run.gif
>he saw my 2 friendos face
>he reported them
>tfw fuckers snitched on me
>they say i need to tell my parents about this
>didnt tell
>2 weeks later
>there's a fence at that side of the yard now
>tfw they blocked 10% of the yard
>tfw the neighbour when to my house to talk shit
>dad's not even mad
>says he wont tell mom
>mom never found out

and thats how i attempted a prison break