>Do you know why I pulled you over?

you want to suck. my. dick?

>>37491010
I guess I was scrolling the catalog too fast, officer.

>>37491010
Cause I'm a virgin?

"Do you have any idea how much your hair was reacting to the wind?"

>>37491022
Get out of the car please sir

>tfw you did the virgin drive again

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>>37491058
Not until I finish this, I know my rights and you know the rules.

>am I being detained?

original post

>>37491109
Unironically giggled

>>37491010
Why do they ask this question and what's the correct response?

>>37491159
Unironically this

>Am I being detained?

>>37491159
"No officer I do not."
Keep your hands on the steering wheel, unless asked to show ID. If they ask you to step out of your vehicle then >>37491226

>>37491010
Do YOU know why you pulled me over?

>>37491010
"Driving while black?"

>>37491010
>"Yes officer , (be honest and say what I did). I apologized"
>*hand him my registration , insurance, ID, and also my government ID*
>*smile at him*
>"alright sir, don't do it again"

Literally works every time.

To harass me because you're an agent of the state who has a monopoly on violence.

>>37491010
Cause im young and im black and my hat hang low?