Anon goes to dance

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Part 3
>me and my dudes split off
>Walk around highfiving people
>My highfive looks like a goose neck (prob don't understand that though)
>Wow I am still alive
>Wow
>Thinking about that hot girl
>Sitting in the middle of friends
>Wow I am still alive
>WOw
>slow dance song comes on
>thinking about asking her to dance
>Brain goes nope and i feel stoned again
>I look stoned too in all the pictures I realize
>slow dance almost over
>5% conciousness
>Impair decision ,making says that this night couldn't get much worse
>Still think that when 100% conciousness
>well all or nothing
>Walk up
>She says "hi"
>She says "hi"
>She says "hi"
>She says "hi"
>She says "hi"
>She be getting the red cheeks
>I ask her out
>(memory might be foggy about details but i tried)
>Wow she said yes
>Conciousness 50%
>wow I don't feel that stoned
>I see all her friends pull stuff out
>Blurry
>Blurry
>See flashes and people screaming
>Did they pull out glocks or are they taking pictures
>I hope its the first
>Mfw I hear flashes and screams

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Part 4

>Dammit it was 10 people taking pictures (No lie)
>it was that moment I remembered that I was kind of popular but didn't know why
>Insert roblox Oof
>Femenist friend "Good choice u made there anon"
>did i remember to say femenist and nice girl were best friends
>Concisnous -35%
>Wrap my arm around her more to gain balance than anything
>She seemed to enjoy the minute 30 seconds of dancing
>She seemed to enjoy me putting the arm around her
>Snapchat stories did too
>oof
>I walk away pretty awkwardly
>Damn that just happened
>Wow 1% concisnous
>Wow phone just went off
>Charles (Not real name) Texts me
>"Hey"
>Dammit he isn't even in the dance and he knows
>Have to tell mom
>Have to tell mom
>Have to tell mom
>Wow I have to tell my mom
>Dammit how am I supposed to do this
>Regretting my choices
>Meet up with stevedog
>I unbotton a button
>steve be like "nah senpai don't do it"
>15 minutes of dance left
>My 1% conscience says well if it works once it works again
>I decide to ask that nice girl to take a picture at booth
>She denies me
>I asked her if she would ignore me for the rest of my life
>She flusters, giggles and says maybe
>And at that point I F***ed up
>well time to leave dance
>time to tell mom
>O boy

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Part 5

>Go home
>0.01% Concinse
>Mom asks anything intrested
>At thatpoint i just decided to wait for tommorow
>My sister would know anyway, she is in gossip club, I mean Student government with nice girl and femnist
>(Hands getting cold while writing -50% typing skill)
>I blue pill mom, "yeah nothing much happened"
>Go to bed at 10
>Can't sleep so I reply to Charles
>"What up"
>"Yeah I saw the photo, is it true"
>Well...
>What answer is that?
>Yes
>Oh well congrats
>11 Decide to go to sleep
>Here ringing noise in my ears
>Having a heat stroke
>Ask charles for picture of us he saw
>Saw it, I was not the only one who looked stoned
>Me and nice girl both stoned with my arm around her
>(Not implying that either me or nice girl were under the infulence of anything, remember i sniffed that drink, would be mean to make fun of her on the internet, she never did anything to me(Hence the name))
>Great
>Try to sleep
>Should of never have that soda
>3 in the morning, still dying
>What sins did I commit do do this?
>5 Am
>Well no cliffhanger ending here!
Part 6
>Still 5AM
>Staying woke, Fenemist will kill me, Denied dancing with her but danced with her best friend
>Wow I am still energetic
>Look at picture of me and nice girl stoned
>Wow
>5Minutes later
>Look at picture of me and nice girl stoned
>Wow
>10 minutes later
>Look at picture of me and nice girl stoned
>Wow
>6am
>Wow she is blushing in that picture
>Probably Embarrsed her
>Feeling bad
>How could this happen to me
>6:30 am, 0 minutes of sleep but still have energy
>Still have 30% concsiecne though
>wow
>make some toast
>Eat 1 and 1/2 slices
>Wow
>Anorexia too
>And don't forget insomia
>Sneak on my phone and look up causes for symptoms
>Early Stages of Depression
>Dammit
>And I thought it was a mental disease

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Part 7
>Wow Last day of school
>Last time I will see her
>Wow great timing buddy
>Oh wait I see her at martial arts
>Every other day
>And I have her number
>God bless
>Walk to school
>1st period, was given ice cream and Didn't eat it
>2nd period, Get to see Nice girl in a 9 person class
>Wow
>Won't this be awkward
>">I asked her if she would ignore me for the rest of my life
>She flusters, giggles and says maybe"
>Late bell rings
>She isn't there
>Well you caused her suicide frank (Oh boy used my real name don't come find me)
>Yep
>Kind of awkward because everyone is talking about me and her dancing and i am just sitting there
>Hello darkness my old friend
>I say sorry for ditching femnist cause mom said I have to
>She says her liking me was a joke
>I know this is pretty blue pill, she even said that I asked her to dance, not the opposite of her asking me
>bih i never liked u get out my face
>Turned into a "I knew all along" instead
>Nice girl walks in
>Everyone is like "Wow arent u guys cute"
>Feel bad because I embarassing her infrunt of all her friends
>(Irl update, Hand sleepy -25% typing skill, but not cold anymore)
>She is flustered
>should I talk to her
>Ye it worked 1st time
>"Hey"
>I see a tomato grow infront of me
>"dammit frank u don it again good job, might as well tie that nice girl a noose, never tried to do anything bad to me but still manage to embarass her
>Well all in now
>download Pixlr on phone(Not sponsored by pixlr)
>No clipping or anything
>Still manage to edit a crude blunt into mine and her mouth
>Show it to her
>Laughs and nods
>That darn fluster again
>3rd period
>Hang out with dank history teacher
>Hide under his desk
>Listen to not school appropriate songs on speaker
>dance to those songs
>"2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3, like good..."
>Get a pass from 4th period to hang out with teacher, still yet to come up with excuse
>Tell my history teacher about the thing
>show him photo
>He laughs i laugh
>Even managed to add green filters

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Part 8

>4th Period
>Me and drug dealer friends with the made up names Alluh and Lucio-main are going to go to Dank history class
>We all puss out for 30 minutes
>30 minutes of class time left to hang out with him
>Have no idea what excuse would work
>Alluh and me say that we will organize room with him, Lucio-main ditches us
>We walk out like bosses
>lucio dies
>Knock on door
>No answer
>Look through window, see nice girl
>"How could this happen"-Bill Wurtz
>She says nothing
>People tease her again
>Tomato strikes back
>Probably does not deserve this
>whatev
>Talk to dank history teacher
>Friend toto (Fake name) calls me over
>I be like "wut m9"
>Talk to her he says
>Not this again
>Says hey there
>Wow in spring so many tomatos bloom

Part 9
>Lunch
>didnt eat anything but raisins
>Nice girl got called for early dismissal
>EDITING FLASHBACK "Thought I didn't even have her number at that point"
>"how could this happen to me, I made my mistakes"
>damn the raisins were hard to swallow

Part 10
>5th period
>History teacher writes us another pass to his class
>He is dank and probably reading this <3
>Spanish
>We talk about summer
>Suprisingly no one talks about "that one incednt were i put my arm around nice girl"
>Wow
>Not that it matters, Heart is already Ice cold
>I am so edgy u need a glove to hold my hand
>Back on topic
>Says what I do during summer
>I peace out of spanish half way through
>Talk to dank teacher
>One of nice girls friend embarasses me
>Damn im used to that
>Got dank pass from 6th period too
>Period 6
>Nothing, absolutely nothing
>Come home, sister asking if its true I be like "yeah man"
>She tells mom, mom gets weird,dad bails me out of questions
>Play videogames
>The end
>Yep I didn't add a suicidal plot twist
>Yea i did add drama
>yea for anyone I used irl names they don't care or I asked them
>Most images are just fillers desu
>100% true story

>going to 8th grade dance
>snapchat stories
Underageb&

>>37489302
I guess i'll read this later

>>37489302
Lmao i fucking heard about this from a friend ahahaha

>>37489302
Are you 13?

Originolollllloll

>>37489390
>100% true story
The true stories are always shit bud. Keep lurking til you're 18

No.37491222 Understand the internet Skeptics, but yeah it is true, might post some of the pictures too blurring everyone but me
No.37490790 First and last letter of the name

Should have danced with the feminist, gotta make momma proud

>>37492240
Nice bait faget

No.37492285
My mom was mad bout that

No.37492285
Mad that I did not dance with her
"But she acted nice to you"
YEAH PLEASE

what a terrible story OP

Pssssh this whats wrong with America, kids there too scared to ask girls to dance, while kids overseas are brave enough to strap bombs to their chests

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what the fuck did i just original read