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I want to fuck planes, help 2017-06-04 10:36:14 Post No. 37488094
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I want to fuck planes, help 2017-06-04 10:36:14 Post No. 37488094
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What do, /r9k/?
>Be aerosexual. Have a thing for planes
>One day, feeling a bit horny. Get crazy idea to relieve urges
>Fucking print tons of plane porn and pictures of me until my printer fucking dies
>Get to work, sticking my face over the guys who are fucking the planes so it looks like I am fucking these planes
>Try to jack off to it
>Cum buckets, shit is cash.
>Begin taking them everywhere, started jacking off in public without a care.
>Two days ago at office, making my way through hallway
>Have to pull out some shit from briefcase
>Accidentally spill all the briefcase's contents
>Fucking gaping plane vagina and huge anime plane boobs on the ground
>Ohspaghettios.gif
>Everyone sees, they laugh
>Get my porn and fucking skedaddle out of work
>Been crying for days, questioning sexuality
>MFW someone sends me a picture of a plane with the caption "Would you, Anon?" on it
I need to get my mind of this shit, what the fuck do I do, /r9k/?
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you stop telling lies on the internet
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>>37488108
I really need help, anon.
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>>37488094
Would you, Anon?oreg
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>>37488274
Fuck you stop, it's just not fair.
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It could always be worse. You could have a thing for 3d birds.
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Shoot up work place
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>>37488094
Looks like a nice girl but a bit plane.
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>>37488094
>Aereosexual
Go back to Tumbrl.
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