>prostate masturbation doesn't work for me

>>37486816
You need a real man to get the job done for you.

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>try prostate masturbation for 4 weeks
>feels amazing 5 times in a row after the 17th attempt
>mfw can't get it too feel good after that
All I got was a ton of precum oozing out though so maybe I wasn't doing it right.

>>37486837
that's exactly what you're trying to archieve basically

orgasm is the next stage coming after anal pleasure

>>37486816
Maybe you need to add something to it, like sucking your favorite dildo, thinking about someone jerking off while looking at you playing with your ass, if you are bolder a partner to fap together while you do it and talk lewd stuff could do it,

>>37486816
Do you have the source for the picture you posted?

>>37486816
You're focusing too much on the prostate. Just fuck around in the butt and it'll feel good at some point. I didn't even know wtf a prostate was when I got started and I'm pretty sure a lot of the time I'm not hitting it.
It's like the women/men that can't orgasm because they are trying as hard as possible to orgasm. Just fuck around.

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>>37487445
>This

Also if you masturbate normally until you are near cumming, it makes it superrrrr easy to find your prostate and feels really really gooooodd

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>>37486816
>try to stick something up my boy pussy
>too tight and starts to hurt
nope

>>37488373
What was it?
Try your fingers if you're new.
You were lubed right?

>>37488397
I lubed up this small butt plug.

>>37488373
It hurt me at first but then it felt so good

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>>37487445
the few times i actually managed to mess with my prostate, it kinda hurt, so I just assumed that prostate masturbation doesn't work for me.
bummer because i've heard it feels really good

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>tfw you insert a buttplug for the first time in the day without lubing it up

>>37488587

I've had this same problem. Even when trying >>37487445.

Could it be because I often masturbate out of boredom, so I'm not really turned on when I start doing it?

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>>37488666
Imma just check my digits myself then...
dont die thread

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>prep my anus.
>put my fingers in.
>all I feel like is that I need to pee.
Is this normal?

>>37490518
yes

but you wont achieve it with fingers :p

>>37490530
What do i orginally use? I can't use dildo or else mummy would find out.

>>37486816
>tfw feels kind of good but can't get off on it by itself

>>37490628
toothbrush
original

>>37490781
no. it is too hard. I've already hurt something myself to the point of bleeding.

>>37490628
It's a dildo or risk bleeding.

What feels better in your opinion? Butt plug or anal beads?

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>>37486824
>You need a real man to get the job done for you.
I POST ON /R9K/ FOR HOURS EVERY DAY HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND ONE

>>37487348
It's hajime from gotcha man crowds.
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3418323

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>try to insert a pen with a condom on
>manage to take more than half
>suddenly feels like I have to take a huge shit
>panic
>try to take it out but it just feels like I'm shitting myself
>panic more
>finally take it out, thinking I just made a whole mess
>nothing happened
Never again, I'm not getting meme'd by you faggots.

>>37492832
you just have to get used to it anon, it starts feeling so much better~

>>37492832
You should always be fasting before trying anal play

>>37493371
>You should always be fasting before trying anal play
What if I'm always doing anal play

>>37486816
same
put a finger in and it didn't do anything.
put a dildo in and it hurts because i'm too tight.
i hope a real dick feels better if i ever find someone who wants to put his in me.

>>37494393
never eat, food is for the weak anyways.

can anyone here seriously tell me if a boy would be better than a dildo

I don't want to waste my time finding some gentle boy to fuck me

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>tfw no human dildo bf

>It hurts
of course it hurts at first you bunch of onaholes, your'e sticking something up your ass, it wasn't meant to have things shoved up there

you have to relax your muscles and get stretched out first, then it stops hurting
after that it's just a matter of experimentation, finding your prostate, and rubbing against it
then when you're comfortable, that's when you start thrusting it in and out like you're being raped and jacking off
also always stop jerking it once you start getting close, and just use the toy. you'll cum "hands free."

time is the largest factor in a successful and pleasurable analplay session
you need lube, you need time and you need patience

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>>37488666
nice trips of satan

>try prostate masturbation
>feels good man.jpg
>ass suddenly hurts for no reasons
>have to stop
>>37488666
checked

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>>37496960
>tfw my bf has that

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>>37490700
This desu senpai.

>>37490781
How in the fuck does anyone get off with toothbrushes? I tried one once and it was awful. Just a vague feeling of pressure when I pushed on it, not pleasurable in the slightest. I even tried flipping it around to see if the bristles would feel good but they just felt scratchy. My own fingers are vastly superior.

>>37490700
>>37497360
Getting off from prostate stimulation alone, the fabled "hands-free orgasm" takes a lot of training and effort and simply isn't feasible for most people. Just jack off intermittently while you're doing it, go back and forth from just ramming your prostate to doing it while you stroke your lubed dick. If you're not careful you'll cum very quick, as it feels extremely good.

Also there's a reason people use toys. Most people can't reach their prostate with just their fingers, and things like pens/toothbrushes don't typically have the right texture to go in and out comfortable. There's also the danger of losing something up there which you won't have with most toys, as they tend to be long enough to easily retrieve and generally have some kind of stopping mechanism when inserted all the way.

Just buy a dildo or a prostate massager. You won't regret it.

>>37497567
>Just buy a dildo or a prostate massager.
>implying I don't live with my parents
I know they won't open my package, but they'll probably ask what it is, and they'll read the label. They also could check my debit card's transaction history to see what I bought. What do I do?

>>37497892
Use bitcoin? Storage centers will usually rent out inexpensive private mail boxes, have it delivered there.

I want someone to buy toys for me and install them in my ass and then walk around the mall with me

>>37497892
Look for a sex shop in your town and buy one there. Sneak it into your house in your coat or something.

If there isn't one around you, well, fug. I kind of have the same problem, there's nowhere near my place to buy lube.

>>37497967
This is how I ordered a couple onaholes, lubes, and hole warmers

>>37498001
>I want someone to buy toys for me and install them in my ass and then walk around the mall with me
This
I would also feel like I owed them something so I would do lewd stuff with them while acting like a total tsundere desu

>>37496629
Dildo is nothing compared to real dick

>>37488666
Congratulations satan, you just made me horny, now i want to take my butt-plug.
i have a XL perfect-fit tunnel plug.

>>37496629
Well, real dick is really hot. As in, temperature. It's also softer than the material of a dildo while still firm, so it feels much different inside you.

But better? It will reach deeper inside you, definitely, and the guy putting it in you may be able to stimulate your prostate more easily than you doing it yourself with a toy.
However he needs to be patient with you, wait for you to get comfortable, know when to go slow, and know when it's alright to start pounding. There needs to be a lot of communication basically, you can't just go to pound town right away. That will really hurt and could result in fissures.

A ton of gay couples rarely ever do anal because of how inconvenient it is. You cannot spontaneously start fucking like a girl can, there's a lot of setup involved.

>>37499347
Does it actually feel nice to use those or is it just a fetish? I always assumed they were just used so you would be pre-stretched for an anal encounter.

>>37499388
They feel really good, they make my faps way more fun

>>37499428
Huh. I'll have to try one sometime, after I finish my nofap.
Really shouldn't be in this thread, desu.

>>37499463
yeah, you should probably close this tab

>>37499388
I like it, but I'm into anal stretching and have been stretching for over 10 years now. I like to keep it in for about 3 hours. sometimes i will take a walk outside with it in, just for kicks. i still want to take a bus ride with it in, i hear the vibration of the bus is great.

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What is the most intense toy that I can use passively?

I have a bullet vibe that feels good, but I want something stronger.

>>37499667
A man would be stronger

>>37499667
two bullet vibes

>>37499667
>What is the most intense toy that I can use passively?
what do you wanna do, walk around with butt toys inside you?

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>>37499798
>tfw no boyfriend (man)
>>37499860
Wouldn't the clanking noise be too strong?
>>37499874
I spend a lot of time doing art. It gets boring. I want something to fuck me butt in the mean time.

>>37499914
>tfw no girl(boy)friend

>>37499914
Just buy a suction cup dildo and use it against a wall.

>>37499914
>tfw no artist bf who I can mindlessly fuck for hours

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>>37500054
Is there anything I can use while sitting on a chair?

>>37500106
An aneros, aka a prostate massager.

Tried this in the past, and just tried it again. I've come the the definite conclusion that I prefer having my butthole diddled as opposed to actually having objects inside me.

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>>37500085
different artist anon here but that sounds great

>>37500142
Two explanations, you either haven't figured out how to stimulate your prostate or you're one of the unlucky goes whom it doesn't do much for you.

I dunno, I'd always thought it was just the prostate that made anal feel good, but I've found recently that rubbing my butthole feels good and turns me on, so maybe there is something to that.

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>>37500192
>different artist anon here but that sounds great
p-post location

>>37500273
UK

>>37500217
>>37500142
dildos never do much for me, but getting fucked by an actual guy makes me moan and squeak and go crazy

>>37486816
try this
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5818edb5bdfed

>>37500313
Then there's a simple explanation, you don't know how to find your prostate, but when a guy fucks you, he rubs against it.
Look at a diagram. Your prostate is a bit behind your dick. So when you use a toy, you need to sort of press it toward your dick. If you feel inside with your fingers, it kind of feels like a soft lump inside you.

>>37500389
nah Ive tried diff positions and toys and methods and everything, I think its down to horniness
a guy fucking me turns me on more with every thrust, a toy not so much it just feels good

>>37500217
>>37500313
The idea of a guy fucking me doesn't turn me on at all desu. I'd be willing to let a qt grill give me prostate massages to see if I actually can enjoy it.
Either way I just had a very satisfying orgasm.

>>37500273
east coast

oergenalo

>>37500499
I've heard a lot of guys say that, that they can only get off when they're turned on and a toy just doesn't do it.
I've never been done in the butt before so I dunno, but I'm always pretty turned on when I put something in my butt, so I don't really have that problem.
Honestly I'd jerk off with a toy each and every time if it wasn't so much hassle, it's definitely the best way to masturbate.

>>37497360
>you literally brushed the inside of your asshole

>>37500192
Ideal situation but no big guy for me.

>>37501009
This
except with the big guy

>>37500519
Also I have irritable bowel syndrome that fucks up my ass so that probably doesn't help

Damn this board has really turned me gay

>>37499581
>have been stretching for over 10 years now.
Does your asshole look like goatsie?