do robots have any friends? what's it like? how to make friends?

>implying we're not all friends on this board
Come on my dude.

What are you looking for in a friend, though?

i made all my friends through school or work

>>37482517
I just want someone to spend time with.

I'm starting to get really sick of being alone all the time.
I had friends a long time ago and I remember liking it

Are you in school or uni. Also try to find a r9k discord that has people in your city/state I met a group of people though a r9k discord and now I meet up weekly `they actually want me there` its a good feeling.

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>>37482563
I can't promise I'll be able to spend a lot of time with you but if you wanna say hey, swap a story or two maybe tomorrow since I'm gonna be headed to bed soon.
[email protected] is my throwaway

Goes for anyone. Not just OP.

>>37482593
I'm graduating hs in a couple weeks and starting college late August.

I'm kinda worried about summer because I'll have 2 months with nothing to do and no one around

>>37482632
Collage should be good if you play it well, try to come off as a loveable scamp. `thats what I did and people love me`

>>37482768
How do you do that?

What specific behaviors and affectations do you adopt?

>>37482825
Being cute, slightly strange and silly. (I can't really describe it considering its just my standard behaviour)

"friends"?, maybe like three over the years
friends?, don't think so

>>37482486
I used to in college
>Really only got 2 and one of them was a roommate
but after graduation we just drifted apart. Just stuck in parents house in the middle of suburbia working a dead end job and jerking off online. Too much anxiety to go out on a regular basis. Plus when all your co-workers are basically underage or under 21, there is no dating chance possible and it is annoying to hang out with people that much younger than me for a prolonged time.

I have acquaintances that I meet sporadically, but no one that I could truly call a friend.

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>>37482486
My only friend is my gf, has been for about a year now.
I was close to making a friend after moving to another city, he was a big black weeaboo, but he moved away. Now it's just me in a basement and my chunky trap gf. I hate normies too much to befriend them, and I can't befriend robots because I have a gf.

>>37482486
>do robots have any friends?
More like acquaintances.
>what's it like?
From past relationships; time consuming, tiresome, and annoying (most of the time).
>how to make friends?
I found most of mine just by going outside into a park, cafe, etc.

>>37483770
But how do you talk to random people on the streets and make it feel natural. Especially without alcohol.

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>>37483770
basically what they said

i hate spending time with people cause i have nothing in common with them so conversations can get kinda awkward. its really tiresome to put on a fake smile and try and talk about topics that you have in common especially when you hate someone. maybe its just anxiety or something but I always feel like they're not even my friends and just have me around so they're not completely alone. sometimes i feel like they're out to get me almost and i just cant trust people anymore because after spending time with people i feel like everyone is evil.

dont make friends, its not worth it