so, I shat bloody diarrhea for a week on three separate occasions last year from this ice cream i ate, and ever since, I have lots of bloating, farting ALL day, sometimes oily pale stools, don't shit for like 3+ days at a time, shitting almost always rips my anus and the shit gets bright bloody spots on it from the tear in my anus and it fucking hurts
What is wrong with me? My bowels are just this big fucking annoyance ever since.
pic extremely related, probably the first or second time it happened.
>>37482317
It's doctor time fruitbowl.
>>37483184
d-don't call me a fruitbowl...
>>37482317
what kind of ice cream des this? asking for a friend
>>37483491
It was chocolate chip, but I ate it from a trap's boipussy.
>>37483506
Most likely aids.
Oregano
>oh god I'm shitting blood
>better wait months and then consult /r9k/ instead of a real doctor!
>>37483491
it was the specially selected stuff from Aldi.
I have horrible hemrroids and bleed when I shit.
I also have my left ear all stuffed up with earwax.
I don't wanna go to the doctor.
>>37483534
it's called stomach flu you fucking underage
>>37483890
He could be developing colitis or crohns, I'm pretty sure his immune system would need to get tripped into over activity though like if he had a bad cold before it started.
Source: Developed ulcerative colitis in 4th grade.
>>37484715
w-what are your symptoms
I slept poorly I think. Like 3 points in my back muscles are pained today. But my gout is fine, no elbow issues and my guts are doing well.
Clearly you have lupus.