fembot feels

>>37481911
If you dont want kids dying alone always helps

>>37481911
How old are you femanon? Why does it scare you?

>>37481939
23, and because it fucks up your body and also changes your brain. Also it hurts like a bitch.

>>37481938
I do want kids though.

>>37481911
Just go ahead and start the cat collection sweety.

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>want to help the white race
>but hate children and am a dyke

Not sure what to do. i'm part of the problem

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>best friend sets me up on a blind date because I haven't gotten any dick in a long time
>go meet the guy
>this is him
Just kill me.

>>37481911
Same.

Why not adopt, anon? That's what I'm doing. I don't want my vagina and anus to become one in the process of ruining my entire body.

also
>tfw feeling tender and gentle but not even menstruating or anything
why this

>>37482008
he'd be okay if he wasn't obviously hiding a weak chin under that beard or a fatty

>>37482008
>I haven't gotten any dick in a long time
What qualifies as a long time? Also, what does it feel like to have pent up sexual energy as a female?

As a male, by balls literally start hurting if I don't cum for 5-6 days.

>break up with my first bf today
>lost the only person outside of my family ive ever cared about/love
Fuck it hurts. Why couldn't we just make it work?

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>>37481971
Most of those things are temporary. Except the brain bit but I think all it does it make you more empathetic towards your children which isn't that bad I don't think? Why havent you talked to guys?

you can always adopt. if you're wealthy enough you can use a surrogate

>>37482057
>Why havent you talked to guys?
Because I'm scared of them.

>>37482051
I went like 3 weeks without getting laid. It was horrible.

>>37482054
What happened? Thats shitty.

>>37482079
>3 weeks

>>37482054
in my experience, the lows of being miserable in/about a relationship are a lot worse than being miserable but single and having moved on

I once went three whole hours without being in a relationship
Someone be my backup bf!

>>37481911
You can either: 1 - adopt a kid, 2 - become a lesbian and have your wife have the kid, 3 - develop a pregnancy fetish so that the fear and hesitation is replaced with the idea of carrying a child and getting uber thicc in the process

i think i know which one i'd pick

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>>37482075
Wont hurt u bb, promis.

>>37482095
>What happened? Thats shitty.
Basically I realised that we were going in very, very different directions and the stuff we had in common was shrinking. It was neither of our faults, but we weren't happy towards the end.
I just wish people could actually be friends post relationship.
>>37482103
Thanks.

I really hope the Japanese fembot form the great lakes area shows up in this thread. I miss talking to you.

>>37482075
I think most guys would say the same things about girls...at least the guys on here. What particular things do you find scary and/or worry you?

>>37482157
>What particular things do you find scary and/or worry you?
Rejection or alternatively being dated and then treated like dirt.

>>37482173
Really, you just need to have more regard for yourself. If a guy treats you like dirt, leave him. If you're afraid of rejection, I'll tell you if I find an answer that works for me. I hate rejection too, just typed up a whole opening message to a femanon and got no reply for over an hour. I've chosen to give up on it. It hurts, but it's something I've got to live with I guess.

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>tfw no hairy skinnyfat uncut cute dicc bf to snuggle with

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>>37482008
would chop wood with/10

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>>37482209
>Uncut
What the flying fuck is wrong with you?

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>>37482075
iktf fembot. Men terrify me. I'm so lonely. Help.

>>37482173
Yeah I know that feel too. Pretty much what >>37482201 said though.
It's hard to do that, and personally I'd rather not even try on the days I feel down. But its important to try anon.

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>>37482075
>>37482305
guys aren't scary! in fact most of the guys here are so weak and fragile it's cute!

>mfw bf is getting thicc

>>37482301
What do you mean? I just prefer uncut penises, the extra skin looks like fun. Is that weird?

>>37482331
DON'T BULLY ME CALAIS

>>37482135
That really sucks, but honestly it's usually better to not try to maintain much of a friendship afterwards. There's almost always gonna be some lingering feelings and junk. GF and I broke up for similar reasons, she was headed to college and life was taking her in a different direction than me. We stayed friends kind of but obviously not even remotely close to how we were before we got together. It's better that way since we tried staying closer and both of us ended up getting hurt by it.

>>37482353
I'm not her. And thicc guys are my fetish so I'm happy about this desu

>>37482334
as a hairy, uncut guy, I'm glad you exist

>>37482209
Do fembots actually want to fuck a guy like this? If yes, there may just be hope for me yet.

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Why is there a roast beef thread in the middle of my board?

>>37482054
>>37482103
>>37482365
what's with all the normies? Leave.

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Posting video game art because 4chan tells me that girls hate video games.

>>37481911
>get pregnant
>have morning sickness
>get moody
>strange taste and smells
>weird abdominal moving
>uterine contractions after water breaks
>biggest dick comes out of your pussy
>they give you no pain relief such as epidural, lidocaine, or anesthesia.

Motherhood ain't shit, and more people are giving birth cesarean so their pussy ain't blown out. Girls must be happy to play-up the hardships of a vagina.

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I cannot show you a tesseract.

>>37481994
Either adopt or trust your husband

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>>37482413
but i like good vidya art too, anon!

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>>37482466
Ah, oh well.

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Have you ever wondered if there is another universe that is parallel to us in a higher dimension?

>>37482466
You're a nice lady, but normies need to gtfo.

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There can be an infinite amount of space hidden behind a nickel.

>>37482496
Yooooo, what's your discord because I fucking have a theory on that

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>>37482519
I won't get one

>>37482516
I'm allergic to nickel. Do you know exactly how a nickel allergy works like on the cellular level? What does the nickel do to the body that makes it react negatively? I gave up after 5 minutes of googling.

>>37482209
You say this now but you wouldn't actually want me as your bf once you saw my weak chin/jaw and boring personality.

Although, I guess it's nice that you like uncut dicks.

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>>37482542
Nickel toxicity, specifically, was evaluated by researcheres at Michigan State University who found it presented a multi-tiered toxic attack. First, nickel causes essential metal imbalances. It severely disrupts enzyme action and regulation. Finally, it causes and contributes to a high amount of oxidative stress.

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>tfw no tsundere native american bf
how can i fix this?

>>37481911
Suicide is a good answer, or you k ow, GTFO OFF OF MY BOARD! REEEEEEE

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>>37482569
Go to a powwow and flash your tittays

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>>37482569
Go to Peru. Plenty of native boys there.

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>>37482576
Be nice desu

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>>37482075
How could you be scared of something like this?

>>37482569
Yes, breed them out, Andrew Jackson would be proud of you

>>37482612
Shave the moustache and he's my type.

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>>37482630
Racism is not allowed outside of /b/, sir.

>>37482651
sssshhh avatarfag

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I wonder when I got this set.

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>>37482641
>he's my type.

>>37482641
Are you OP? or someone else? origi

>>37482037
>not even menstruating or anything
go to a doctor! if you're not old desu

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According to the timestamps, someone on 4chan dumped this set in 2007.

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Mmm, yes. Vintage 4chan dumps.

>>37482672
these are all really pretty, who's the artist?
also, you do realize you're bumping the thread each time you post, right?

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>>37482630
You realize the one drop rule was in full effect in Andrew Jackson's time and white people detested race mixing?

>>37482685
not op, no.

>>37481911
being pregnant is more fun than raising a kid.

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>>37482714
>not if I don't bump it using the magic word
Katsuya Terada, TLoZ: Breath of the Wild concept art

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It may appear that I am bumping the thread, but this is an illusion created by the other people bumping the thread.

>>37482751
thank you! do you have a personal interest in art, or do you just like the set?

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>>37482796
I am an artist

>>37482750
This.
I have all kinds of impregnation related fetishes but looking at my own family, siblings, prospects in life and my mental health makes me sick.

>>37482851
You're thinking about getting pregnant after looking at your family?

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Posting more video game art type things that girls don't like

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You don't like this! I mean it!

>>37482890
post binding of Issac art

>>37482630
i can let him be tsundere and then keep him in my basement to become a midebroken sex slave

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>>37482641
>>37482749
[Something original that doesn't count as bypassing]

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You are not allowed to post here unless you speak in code!

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>>37482900
The last time that I cared about anything was 2011

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Hooray for video games

It's nice to read that some girls still want to have children.

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>>37482905
can you please do your best ahegao for me, anon~? i would really appreciate it!

>>37482862
No. Looking at my family makes me think I don't want to fuck up my kids if I ever have any.
They damaged all of us and didn't give me any tools to cope as an adult but it's not like they were that terrible, there are far worse parents out there that do active damage. Messing up your children is easy.

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>>37482936
Anon, we're going to need to operate on your gf. She's having a computer.

>>37482905
Haha, i just wanted to let you know you're cute. Don't think robots hear that enough.

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>>37482957
And how can I be sure this won't be used against me at a future date?

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It's been a long time since I've played Cave Story.
A dude wrote it by himself.
That's a comfy thought.

>>37481911
>hate the idea of being pregnant/giving birth scares me

As a man, I really can't imagine how it would be.
I can definitely see why it's scary or daunting for a lot of girls.
That's why I can't begin to explain how much it'd mean to me if a girl was willing to start a family with me.
I'd love her forever.

>>37482875
but they do, thats how I met my only friendgirl

>>37482996
Do it man. Hell you've posted tons of weird belly pictures and shit anyway.

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>>37483008
Roasties get on this island and leave roooo

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>tfw no robot dog

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>>37482996
you can't! isn't that the fun part?

>>37483016
desu I have dick

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>>37483043
AROO ROO

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>tfw no mimiga to snuggle

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I think it would be fun to write chiptunes.

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>>37483035
Whatever, gross LARPer

>>37482980
Y-you too

Tfw falling more and more in love with her every day

Fuck.

>>37483179
Have you asked her out yet, anon?

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>>37483138
cute! thank you anon! i'll cherish it forever~
also i'm not a LARPer, i already posted a timestamped pic in a thread earlier today

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moar Cave Story

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posting some cave story

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posting cave story

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okay, I'm done
going to bed, no girls post on this board while I'm gone

>>37483254
>>37483243
>>37483236
>>37483228
wait do you have to the moon art

>>37483185
She knows full well how i feel
[Spoiler] she loves me more prpbably [/spoiler]

>>37483273
Does this mean you guys are dating?

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>>37483262
I have never heard of that let me go to sleep rooooo

>live in LA
>be a hapa
>want blonde bf more than anything
>work out and dress well so im at least a 7/10 in public
>all the fair dudes in LA are either estrogen packed liberal faggots or only want to date pureblood asian women

Theres a ridiculous shortage of white men in Los Angeles and im not about to lower myself to dating Jose, Chang, or Abdul

>>37481911
>fembot
>feels
Does not compute.

>>37483285
I uhh...need to get passed things honestly. Its hard to accept/trust somebody new ya know? Feels for eachother are nice but theres just...that.

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>>37483323
>tfw white but not really blonde

>>37483323
you forgot about tyrone

>>37483323
>be a hapa
Lower your expectations a lot.

>>37483323
if you ever do find a white men interested in you he'll run away real quick once he realizes how shit your personality is

or he'll probably pump and dump you which you'll then proceed to cry about how all men are disgusting

kys

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>>37481911
tfw no tinychat/robot9001 gf

just

>tfw no "fembot" mommy gf
I wish you really existed

>>37483357
I bet youre cute but Im pushing 23 so youre probably too young for an antique like me.

>>37483358
I actually am friends with this fat gay faggot named tyrone in real life so it didnt feel right but yeah, no black in the sack for me

>>37483391
They are already low. Id take a fucking 2/10 white dude over a 7/10 nonwhite simply because europeans are the only race i find attractive

>>37483408
Sounds like youre harboring residual feelings over a negative personal experience babe/bro
"kys"

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>>37483463
>23
>antique

Man way to make me feel really old. Gonna be 29 this year. But I also am short and don't live anywhere near LA.

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>>37483461
>Id take a fucking 2/10 white dude over a 7/10 nonwhite simply because europeans are the only race i find attractive

I'M IN

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>>37483509
you fucked up anon! now you're going to be a virgin forever!

>>37483538
normie tripfag go home

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>>37483509
>>37483538
Is this what the ahegao picture is for?

>>37483493
Aging is worse for women then men. Dont worry.
Im sorry about your height, i hope you score a petite qt one day who can look up to you like youre the tallest man on earth.

>>37483463
>They are already low. Id take a fucking 2/10
Not him, but no, you wouldn't. Don't lie to yourself. Your 2 is either a 4 or 5 or you have no idea what you are talking about.

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>>37483557
That's true. But time waits for no one regardless. And it's not so bad, at least I'm closer to average at 5'7. Thanks for the kind words femanon, I'm sure you'll find a nice white guy near you as long as you stick to your guns and never give up.

fembot feel:

>first boyfriend breaks up with you after 7 years of dating
>blocks you from being able to call or text him
>broke up with me over the phone

; _ ;

>>37483463
>Id take a fucking 2/10 white dude over a 7/10 nonwhite
>tfw probably the whitest guy you'll meet but you're in cali

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>>37481911
>tfw want to get married and have kids
>have vaginismus

I mean, I've accepted that I won't be able to find a bf, but
>can't even be artificially inseminated

I guess....I'll adopt?

>>37483323
You sound awful. Normally I'd think this is a troll but Asian chicks are really like this.

>>37483002
You're a good person and I like you.

>>37482569
>had crush on Native dude
>he rejected me

I share tf I will forgive your phoneposting, friend.

Also, that's Quanah Parker! HIs mother was a white woman who was captured by Native Americans, admired their culture, and chose to stay with them. Her case inspired the John Wayne film The Searchers.

assuming you didn't know that and weren't making a race mixing joke

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>>37483538
>now you're going to be a virgin forever!

WHAT A REVELATION

>>37483595
Thank you for telling me my 1-10 system is arbitrary and invalid by giving me your 1-10 system as an argument

>>37483600
Sounds like a spineless loser. You're too cute for him.

>>37483538
do you want an asian bf?

>>37483624
You sound like your name is jose, chang, or abdul

>>37483654
*juanita, hannah, or aisha

>>37482334
No not at all me ->member of the uncut master race here do you like older man bots

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>>37483323
>be blonde guy
>like asian girl
>she rejects me because I'm not asian

>>37483654
>you sound like you have a boy's name
>even though you mention having vaginal sexual dysfunction

Can you not read?

also I'm white

>>37482651
Is it not allowed on /pol/?
>>37482745
Yeah
>>37482901
Hot

>>37483600
My girl left me over the phone. I blocked her on every thing and moved on. That's why he did it. You should do the same.

>>37483624
Why do you think you won't find a bf?

>>37483703
Because I'm a socially awkward mess with painfully average (read: not fetishistic and boring) looks and have had consistent romantic failures with average and below average men.

>>37483671
Choosy ass Stacy trying to look down on us? Get off of this board and go get aids from a Chad.

>>37483717
All I read is
>I'M TOO UGLY TO FUCK A HOT GUY AND I'M TOO BORING TO MAKE ANYTHING WITH AN AVERAGE OR BELOW AVERAGE GUY WORK

>>37483669
Her parents might be traditional. Try finding one with a white stepfather or divorced parents, because i can guarantee if her mother hates asian dudes, she will too.

>>37483624
Act how? Im being honest about my racial preferences. White dudes are hot commodity on the dating market so in all likelihood, i'd want a white guy. Wake up.

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>>37483738
>Try finding one with a white stepfather or divorced parents
I don't want some random asian girl. I want her.

>>37483624
>vaginismus
>can't even be artificially inseminated

Explain this shit to me. I thought vaginismus was just where you can't be fucked.

>>37483717
You'd be surprised.
There definitely is a guy that will date you no matter what you keep degrading yourself to.

>>37482075
>>37482305
>>37483323
>>37483717
come find a nice robot bf on the zeemaps if you're that desperate >>37450319

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>>37483799
>all those purple markers
a little sad desu

>>37483765
I hope she wakes up anon
I hope she, one day, stares at the gross jaundiced jelly bean cock of an asian man and realizes her mistake before its too late.
Whites may not have the same average IQ and income as asians but they have more talent in the ways of passion and romance. Your asian lassie passed up a wonderful opportunity.

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>>37483624
Good movie, great movie

>>37483719
>>37483737

>say one thing
>"No, this opposite thing is true because of my confirmation bias and preconceptions!"

>>37483738
>referring to human beings and you potential romantic partners as commodities

Ew.

>>37483765
>genuinely loving someone for them instead of their race

Wow, anon, you sound like a fag.

>>37483768
I can't handle any form of penetration.

>>37483773
Logically, I hope this is true. Doesn't mitigate the feeling of despair my track record gives me.

>>37483799
Just because I'm lonely doesn't mean I'll take anyone just for the sake of having a human around.

>>37481911
I have notice that traditional stay at home mothers are the happiest women ever and women who fell for the feminist meme of being career women are the most miserable ever. they lost their sexual market value focusing on their career and they don't have children or a husband. Christian Grey is not chasing your late 30s wrinkle ass that just finish her career he is going after the young and fertile 20 year old.

>>37481911
I felt the same way for years until boyfriend told me he wanted me to have his babies and make our own family. The thought of raising our children together makes me have hope for the future. I'm up for the challenge as long as it's with him.
The physical task of making the baby still sounds scary and hard but for him and our family I'll sacrifice my body.

Basically it came down to being with the dude who I want to raise my future kids with to get on board.

>>37483738
>>37483323
Your brutal honesty and race realism are hot as fuck. Too bad im in the Northeast

>>37483867
Isnt there like an exercise you can do to combat that?

>>37483849
Self-hating hapas are the worst people. Maybe that Asian girl didn't want to bring another Elliot or some hapa slut into this world.

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>>37483942
any guy who has the same "race realism" as her isn't going to want her though. cruel irony

>>37481994
Get some baby gravy and make baby.

>>37483867
>Logically, I hope this is true. Doesn't mitigate the feeling of despair my track record gives me.
Trust me it's true. I fell for a girl that was very unstable but I really enjoyed everything about her. Life will give you hiccups but you'll find him one day that's for sure.

>>37483959
You can get dilators, but I don't have any.

>tfw I JUST WANT TO USE TAMPONS

>>37483971
A lot of /pol/ types go for asians or hapas (if they can find) them because no sane white woman wants anything to do with /pol/ types

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>tfw a fembot you met ghosts you for a month on discord

this is the first time i've been ghosted and it hurts, how do you guys get over it

fembots why do you do this, do you like torturing robots?

>>37483971
White supremacists love Asian / Hapa chicks.
>>37483861
It is.
>tfw ethan edwards
>tfw no brother's wife gf
>tfw injuns killed oneitis

I just watched Doubt with Meryl Streep and Seymour Hoffman. What movies are you watching, friendo?

>>37483992
I wouldn't say I'm unstable, but I have no fucking clue what's wrong with me other than (1) I come on too strong, (2)I'm creepily nice, (3) I'm bubbly and annoying, and (4) I'm horrifically embarrassing.

And not in the cute way. In the projectile-vomiting-my-life-is-stained-by-how-much-i-suck way.

Still, thanks anon, that's encouraging.

>>37483965
Elliots dad was jewish and elliots sister was remarkably normal and successful.
>>37483971
Did cousin cletus not bring you your cheese-borgers today?

>>37484026
>how do you guys get over it
Live thru it enough times that a callous forms over your sissy feelings

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>>37484021
>>37484052
well doesn't that contradict everything that they believe in? that's kinda dumb

>>37484052
>(2)I'm creepily nice, (3) I'm bubbly and annoying, and (4) I'm horrifically embarrassing.
Give me some greentext stories that you believe make you seem that way

>>37483997
Then get one poorfag

>>37482209
h-hello fembot

>>37484026
i ghost most people i talk to because im a socially retarded coward. once ive been gone for a long time it would be rude to come and say sorry and hi like i did nothing wrong so i dont. its gonna happen again.

>>37484052
I like westerns and historical movies, not sure when i will get to it but im planning on watching waterloo sometime tonight

>>37484115
>socially retarded
even fucking online? how is this possible
why are you even gone for a long time? can't you atleast say you will be gone for a long time? or say you might never come back?

Like jesus fuck atleast say something so you dont string us a long for a month+

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>>37484026
i don't ghost people! but i do have to take breaks from discord every once in a while because responding to so many replies gets stressful after a while ;_;

>>37484115
you're setting a bad example for the rest of us reeee

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>>37481911
Why must I always do this?............
"Fembot" feels are very shallow compared to robot feels.
Women cannot be robots, they do not know what true loneliness is. They are often lonely due to their own social anxiety and by choice. They may deal with rejection, but they also reject men.

They cannot feel the despair a male can.
Seriously stop calling yourself fembots. You're not. You're failed stacies and you've each rejected men and have been a subject of desire for men.

>>37484115
Just do it anyways cause fucking ghosting people is way worse than saying you're not gonna talk for awhile.

>>37484165
Can you be any more pathetic?

Answer: no

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>>37484066
>contradict everything

Not really. The white supremacist "justification" is that white women are tainted by evil Jewish feminism and Asian women know their place. Better to have a traditional nonwhite wife living up to "white ideals" than a white wife tainted by Jewish ideals.

>>37484084
>have crush on a guy in my dorm
>one day he knocks on the door
>he was drunk, but I didn't know that at the time
>tells me he thinks I'm cute, says we should hang out
>"Uh, okay."
>hanging out in his room
>watching a movie
>he tries to kiss me
>yay.jpg
>closed mouth smooch
>grabs my tits
>"I'm not okay with that, hahah."
>"Why not?"
>explain I don't want to give him the wrong idea
>"Okay."
>he blinks really hard
>suddenly gets up
>pukes on me
>"Holy fuck are you okay"
>"I'm fine."
>"Do you need help?"
>"It's cool, just leave."
>leave
>next day
>see him in the lobby
>"Uh hi, so I think you're really cool and I'm willing to let last night slide so if you wanna go on a date sometime that'd b-"
>"Yeah, no thanks, I was drunk."
>walk away
>all his friends start laughing

This is just one of many I-pray-for-death stories.

>>37484136
>waterloo
Holy fuck, I love that movie.

In typical lonely-white-girl fashion, I love regency period dramas.

>>37484115
If you're the discord I added last week please don't do this I had stuff I wanted to talk about. I really enjoyed talking to someone and it's sad to see that grey circle next to the pic of idubbbz every time I look.

Just not right now because I'm actually in bed falling asleep.

>>37484239
Okay. Roastie.
You will never be as pathetic as me, but you will never be as great as I could potentially be.

The greatest women in the history of the planet, are nothing compared to the greatest men in history. It's not because they were marginalized either. It's because men have to work hard to prove themselves. Women just need to look good, and act right to fit within society.

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>just found out boyfriend cheated on me with his brother's girlfriend's trashy sister a couple months ago
What's the proper way to deal with her?

>>37484240
Wow thats shitty.

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>>37482851
>looking at my own family, siblings, prospects in life and my mental health makes me sick
iktf
>tfw not kind and gentle fembot to grow old with

do fembots like shy men?

>>37484240
If you didn't know he was drunk at the time and thought he actually wanted to date you then I don't really see that as horrifically embarrassing and creepily nice. It's just an embarrassing moment that happened.

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>>37484320
i like bullying shy men, does that count?

>>37484352
Why do you like bullying us?
I knew girls who did that to me in school. Always seemed to be teasing and mocking me by pointing out how shy, quiet and distant I am. Not very nice desu

>>37484322
My life gets worse.

>have crush on guy
>say I like him
>"I'm just being silly, aren't I?"
>"Yeah."
>walks away from me
BTFO RIP IN PEAS

>>37484240
>"Yeah, no thanks, I was drunk."
>walk away
>all his friends start laughing
Ouch, what a dick

>In typical lonely-white-girl fashion, I love regency period dramas.
Id name movies off, but youve probably watched them

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>>37484152
>get stressed out from having to respond to so many guys who are interested in you
>still comes to these threads to "recruit" more guys to talk to

why do ALL fembots do this?
Does quality or quantity mean anything to you?

>>37484427
Alright I see what you mean now.
You can't be forward with most guys even though I'd fucking love if a girl did that to me
You need to get a guy to confess to you and not the other way around.
Do you only have guy friends or girl friends?

>>37484446
>fembots
Come the fuck on anon, we discussed this.
They're called femanons

>>37484278
I really need ideas here. He'll get what's coming to him too, but whores need to be put in their place.

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>>37484368
i think it's cute! i can be nice to you too if you'd prefer that though!

>>37484446
i don't know what you're talking about, anon? i haven't posted my discord here and i only post it if someone asks for it

>>37484508
are u a trap or a real vagina girl?

>>37484501
Tell me everything thing you know about her and mutuals you have with her

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>>37484501
Challenge her to a trial by combat and claim her belongings as your rightful possessions

>>37481911
>the idea of being pregnant/giving birth scares
Every female ancestor of yours was able to accomplish it successfully. I'm sure you'll be fine.

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>>37484528
i'm real, anon! i already posted a picture of myself in a thread earlier today

>>37484583
Alright if this other "fembot" doesn't respond I might discord you.

>>37484602
She's only looking for orbiters btw

>>37484439
>dick
Yep. Although, at least when they're dicks, you get that as consolation. The worst is when they're perfectly nice but not interested.

>local university shows cult movies
>go to Harold and Maude
>standing in line
>random dude starts talking to me
>talk back
>don't drop spaghetti
>he laughs at my jokes
>holy fuck
>as I talk, I get hyper
>talk with my hands
>uppercut
>get him right in the nose
>blood everywhere
>"Ouch, what the fuck?!"
>"I'm sorry!"
>"Jesus Christ, lady!"
>"Uh, can...I ....uh...buy you....nachos?"
>"ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?"
>the whole theater clapped

>probably watched

Probably. Ever see the Madness of King George?

>my favorite Austen movie is Persuasion

>>37484481
>can't be forward
Where were you five years ago?

>friends
I'm actually feeling a little bummed out about my friends, right now. Although they're not gender specific, I'm friends with everyone.

>>37484528
They're anime image-fagging. Take a wild guess.

>talking with a robot
>start to catch feelings and tell him as much
>stops.talking to me

I dont know what i did wrong...

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>>37484623
>make an honest effort to talk to everyone
>"s-she's only looking for orbiters, i swear xD"
fuck off

>>37484165
Yeah women are not people and cant have valid feelings, shit circumstances, shit families and mental illnesses. Thank you for your valuable input. Enjoy your pity party and victimhood.

>>37484446
Please stop posting this ugly bbc loving pan faced gook. Just get over her my man.

>>37484165
Why must I always do this ?...
"robot" feels are very shallow compared to fembot feels.
Men cannot be robots, they do not know what true loneliness is. They are often lonely due to their own social anxiety and by choice. They may deal with rejection, but they also reject women.

They cannot feel the despair a female can.
Seriously stop calling yourself robot. You are not. You are failed chads and you've each rejected women and have been a subject of desire for women.

>>37481911
I've always been open to adoption. The child will probably have a lot of psychological problems though. I hope to nurture them as best I can.

>>37484634
No, i lean more torwards westerns, i will probably get to it, what about Tombstone, Zulu, Pale Rider, Outlaw Josey Wales, or Last of the Mohicans?

>>37484634
That's actually pretty funny.
The guy should've at least noticed it was on accident and you were trying to damage control.
Bummed out? How so?

>>37484508
>i think it's cute! i can be nice to you too if you'd prefer that though!
I can't even remember the last time a girl was nice to me. I'd instantly suspect she was trying to trick me into doing something.
It's nice to think that maybe some girl in my life has considered me cute. I doubt it though

>>37484661
It's all good. I'm already talking to thins montana girl. Maybe some other day.
>>37484699
>>37484734

women cannot feel true loneliness.
Because their loneliness is founded off of not being around who they want, not being completely ignored and rejected.

>>37484538
I only know her through her sister, and my boyfriend. I met her in person once and we didn't talk. Bright purple hair, piercings and tattoos everywhere, really lazy, walked around with her stomach hanging out (skinnyfat). She showed up 3 hours late when we were helping her sister move.

>>37484542
I don't want her things, I just want her to suffer.

>>37484751
Hit enter too early, keek, you must have hit him hard, I dont think i could make someone bleed like that, even if i was trying

>>37484661
I love how you had to add a smiley face to try and discredit their very true point

>>37484781
If she's as trashy as you say she is then there's nothing else you can do to her. Unless you wanna key her car or fabricate a lie about her to her job

>>37484796
Direct lusty, middle-aged indian men to her facebook account

>>37484446
post more qt gook fembots please

>>37484873
I wish it was legal to kill somebody for fucking your boyfriend. I guess I'll just punish him enough for the two of them.
>>37484874
That could work, though.

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>>37484835
except that he doesn't know me at all and is just making a blanket statement? i know there's no point in arguing with you two though

>>37484909
Yeah I'd say just punish him. She has purple hair, tattoos and piercing everywhere. She's already fucked her life over

>>37482607
Kek. He's saying he has Germanic blood through his mother and is Aryan.
Wew lad

>>37484751
I'm trying to get more into Westerns. Besides Last of the Mohicans, I haven't seen those. I've seen some Spaghetti Westerns, though.
>>37484754
>funny
Thank you!

>bummed
I have two groups of friends: one is a married couple and another is a group of my friends from high school that all live together. I just feel depressed because I was hoping I'd see them more now that it's summer, but I don't. But I see lots of videos on the group chat of them loafing around with me. It's a little depressing. They all work together, too, while I'm struggling to make friends in college.

>>37484835
not every girl in the world is looking for orbiters you know

>>37484949
I was looking forward to hurting her. Whores need to learn there are consequences for their actions.

>>37484352
Yes it does <3

>tfw haven't been bullied in ages

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>>37484996
perfect! add me on my discord please and hopefully i can get back to you when i'm ready~
LoveAlexis#0790

>>37484964
Sorry to hear that. I would've probably been your friend if I ever met you.
Have you tried contacting them to meet up at all?

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> tfw watching movie with Big Sis over the internet and she falls asleep on me
Not sure if cute or annoying. How is everyone doing tonight?

>>37485074
post pics of big sis

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>>37484964
I knew Last of the Mohicans, but I would have guessed youd seen Zulu, neither of them are really "westerns" though

>>37485074
I'd say it's a little bit of both.
I'm doing pretty good, how about you?

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>>37485074
>tfw no big sis
why'd you have to do this to me anon ;_;

>>37484638
Your probably ugly as shit

>>37484638
You're being too forward that's why.

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>>37485074
Okay.
I wish my sister was cute like that. She goes from bitch to okay every few hours. She went to college and did so poorly that she's going to the local college for a semester. I go there unfortunately.
People asking if we are related and guys asking me for her number is going to annoy the hell out of me. Maybe a few "That's your sister?!" and comparing us will get old. I don't know why I'm thinking about this now. She's only doing summer classes for now.

>>37485104
Tonight is the first time in months I've gotten to spend time with my sister other than sending each other brief messages, so I feel really good. Big Sis is my best friend but we don't talk much.
>>37485121
Find a big sister. My sister isn't genetically related to me, she's still my Big Sis though

>>37483323
Hey, being a fair (eyes&hair) spic, it's not lowering down if ya date a Jose that has at least 50% European ancestory. And... sporting events are a good place to meet above average testosterone men (I met my man at a UFC event).
>tfw I have faith in him, but! I had in ex that turned out to be gay
Make sure to get on point and ask if he's gay or bi, and pay attention to his body language and micro facial expression to detect deception. It sucked ASS!

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>>37485030
ok sent

respond to me whenever you like

>>37485124
I am, but I told him that from the beginning.
>>37485132
I didnt mean to be, but he's the first person I ever told I liked because I really liked him. I wish he would just talk to me again.

>>37484634
If it helps any it probably doesn't, whenever you dropped spaghetti in public like that there was probably some shy guy you haven't even noticed watching and wishing you were acting that way about him. Already seen something like that 3 times this summer alone, and its making my heart ache. It just makes that icy mask drop and lets one actually peek at a human.
>she tries to do the prim and stiff stacy-with-the-handbag walk while some chad watches and proves unable to put groceries into a bag over it, legit spilling that stuff on the floor
>she stops twirling her locks at Mr. Muscleshirt and tries to smoothly take out her phone, promptly managing to throw it halfway across a train.

>>37485066
Thanks anon! Likewise.

I do ask them to hang out, and they always say yes and seem happy to see me, but I always get paranoid that they secretly hate me. They never invite me.

>ask to come over
>friend 1 says sure
>head over
>he's not there
>friend 2 says she's leaving to go to a party
>"uh, can I come?"
>"oh no it's at someone else's house."
>they hate me, time to sudoku
>she keeps saying that she likes me, but she never asks me to hang out ever despite her insistence that we should
>friend 1 shows up half an hour later, said he didn't expect me to be so prompt

Anxiety-inducing.

>guy I liked
>rejects me
>friend 1 says it's because he's a total autistic robot
>robot is obsessed with texting Stacey
>it turns into the West Wing as everyone tries to figure out what to say to Not-Me

Thanks for listening to my ramblings, anon.

>>37485101
What the fuck, that looks awesome? Torrenting as we speak.

Ever see Charge of the Light Brigade with muh husbando (young) David Hemmings?

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>>37484708
No, without closure I cant get over her

>>37485124
i.e not a stacy, robots are often far bigger hypocrites than they paint roasties to be
anything bellow a stacy = practice gf

>>37485236
Watch and listen to Kpop. It can help with any pain.

>>37485236
She's an ugly fucking gook who wants to her holes filled with bbc. Just ignore her attention whoring.

>>37485206
I'm not a Stacey or interested in muscly dudes, but I appreciate the sentiment.

>>37483666
bitch how is hannah a stereotypical asian name

also could have done better than aisha

>>37485236
is she the bbc loving cuckolding gook who likes having her feet licked?

>>37485236
Every time I see her face I just want to cum all over this ho.

>>37485217
I feel the same way with my friends. I'm too blunt with people so if something is going on I'll say whats on my mind.

So did friend 1 not expect you to be there or?
Hey no worries, I love listening and talking to people, specifically people I find interesting

>>37485199
I think it might be best if you gave up on him and found someone else, anon.

>tfw no fembot friend who helps me understand girls

>>37485309
>blunt
I respect that. I either keep it all inside until I overshare in a way that grosses everyone out.

Friend 1 expected me, just not that quickly.

>interesting
Ah, shucks.

>tfw I also love to listen to people and would be open to whatever greentexts you have
>tfw i love stories, doubletexts, selfies from my friends
>tfw they don't reciprocate

>>37485336
Contactfagged a couple of femanons to learn how to talk to girls and to understand their mind. Used that info to get a qt shy virgin probably autistic gf IRL. I feel bad that I had to ghost those femanons, but it was probably the best since they started to get attached. They were also virgin autists too.

>>37485302
>who likes having her feet licked?

I think so but I've never heard about this part.

>>37485217
>What the fuck, that looks awesome Torrenting as we speak.
I just watched it on youtube

>Ever see Charge of the Light Brigade with muh husbando (young) David Hemmings?
Didnt know there was a movie for it sheeeeid

I wish I had an actor husbands and not an idol husbando. It's expensive but I'm too autistic to quit now.

>>37485370
I overshare way too much as well so I know how ya feel.
I have too many stories, especially of me getting physically hurt.
What type of greentext would you like to hear, anon?

>>37481911
I'm sort of in the same boat. I really want to be a man, but that would mean no kids and I really want kids. But kids mean getting pregnant and giving birth, which sounds pretty horrible. I wish I had just been born male.

> tfw in final year of undergrad and have been completely alone
> made no friends
> just feel like a waste of space piece of shit
>tfw a girl from uni approaches me just recently after a group session
> she's a complete normie that goes clubbing but keeps complimenting me
> I make up retarded small talk on the spot, just give her my first name
> she adds me on facebook that day, she must have spent ages trying to find me
> haven't messaged her because I'm fearful and ashamed of my lack of social life
> have completely lost the ability to communicate
> don't want to disappoint her but at the same time at least I can maybe find a connection

what should I do femanons, how do I not embarrass myself?

>almost25 and KV
>androgynous face but pudgy body
>building up savings and daydreaming about plastic surgery
Is it even worth getting comestic surgery at such a late age?
I would want a full face make over like they do in Korea and get lipo and a reduction.

>>37485538
message her anon !

(please no mute)

>>37485538
She probably didn't spend a long time finding you if you had mutual friends on Facebook. I would talk to her more offline.
I can't give you advice. Last time I tried to message a guy I sort of liked was in high school. He was a Chad. Two Stacies "helped" me so they could laugh about it later. It took me years to realize it too.

>>37485412
>youtube
>not watching it in HD
I am disgusted.

>movie
Yep!

I'm also into medieval films, like the 50s Richard III or a Lion in Winter.
>>37485457
>oversharing
I felt so ashamed of myself. I went to my friends house and literally everything that came out of my mouth was self deprecating humour and me being a depressive whiner. I'd hate me, too.

>physically hurt
HMU.

>>37485587
You can lose weight anon. I don't know how over weight you are but I've lost a few pounds since summer began. It's tedious but not too difficult.
The only Korean procedure I would want is nose fillers.

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>>37485302
>>37485307
>>37485250
>>37485257
>tfw shes gone forever

>>37485685
I'm not a footfag so I can't tell if these are nice feet or not. Looks like soft thighs though.

>>37485607
My laptop seppukued on me anyways, i couldnt have if i wanted to
I havent watched those, i should make a list to watch though, what about The 13th Warrior?
Do you like the American Civil War? I dont think ive watched too much of the movies like Gods and Generals, more than ive watched documentaries

>>37485607
>self deprecating humour
I do that too much as well.
>spells it as humour
>says college
Are you from the UK or do you write colour, armour, and humour the same way I do because it looks better?

The Horse Did Nothing Wrong
>be me
>like fucking a nine year old baller
>grandparents buy me a horse
>they don't tell me shit about it
>I just pet it occasionally and watch it
>whole family is there
>I go up to the trough
>put hay and some horse crackers in it
>horse comes up to it and eats from it
>I pet it
>love every second of it
>want to go to my grandma and tell her how cool it is
>horse kicks me in the mouth as I'm passing by
>not bleeding, no broken bones, literally a god at this point
>just a constant stinging on my jaw
>grandparents finally tell me I had to always have my hand on the horse so they know where you are
>grandfather whips it constantly so it'll be more tame
>feel bad for it cause it was just doing its own instincts

The Black spot on the house
>be me
>7 year old scared of bugs
>at grandparents again
>they have this open porch that's outside but has a door and open windows
>there's a rock garden in front of the porch
>just roaming around in the porch
>get bored and go outside
>look around and see a black thing in the corner of the rock garden
>get close up to it wondering what the hell it is
>turns out it was a spider
>freak the fuck out and jump back
>OH FUCK THERE WAS A CACTUS BEHIND ME
>literally thousands upon thousands of needles in me
>grandma hears me crying and scream
>comes out and see me in a cactus
>forgot I wasn't stuck and just stayed there
>walk inside to the bathtub to get them all out
>took five hours to get everything even the ones almost inside of my ass out

>>37485602
We had no mutual friends at all. When I say I have no friends at uni I seriously mean it. I get your advice but we don't exactly see each other often, it was just for the one class we had per week.

>>37484699
>Yeah women are not people and cant have valid feelings
Thank you, I'm just glad someone finally said it

>>37484781
Hit her in the clitoris with your clitoris. It establishes dominance and will win the affection of your boyfriend back

>>37485327
You're probably right, but this just feels like another nail in my forever alone coffin

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>>37485828
>or do you write colour, armour, and humour the same way I do because it looks better?

>>37485936
Hey, I'm just saying that the UK standards looks better than our fucking way cause holy shit it doesn't look right at all

Anyone 22/f? Booze and wageslaving

>>37485921
Don't say that.
You'll definitely find someone like him or even better than him. Either it be irl or on this cesspool of a board.

>>37485869
Maybe she knew your last name or you both had you go to the same Uni. I rarely use Facebook as of the last 4 or 5 years. Even then I never upload pictures or updated my status. Unless it's terrible anime shit from 2008-2010. I hope you can interact with her more, anon.
This guy and I had a few classes together so I'd see him three times a day but only talk to him in Facebook. Why no one, not even my close friend at the time, tell me he was just being nice and wasn't really interested in talking to me I'll never know. I'm not really interested in guys or going out of my way to talk to them if I don't know them. A couple of guys I rejected messenged me a few times but conversation went dry so they stopped. I wasn't interested in dating then or now. It's a good life.

>>37484661
Oh yeah I'm sure of it, Anon

>>37485538
Just ask her to come along to something, that you are already doing. Like, I'm going to get a coffee in a few, want to come with? Or something along those lines that works for you. That way, you don't seem directionless (IDK, what do you want to do??) and if you get shot down, it wasn't about her anyway so no big deal and not as awkward.

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>>37485805
Sorry about your iPad's sudoku.

Haven't seen the 13th Warrior. I am interested in the American Civil War though - although I'm more interested in the Lincoln assassination.
>>37485828
>UK
Nope, Canadian. I just say Americanisms like college and soda because they're fun.

>baller
God, I haven't heard for years - years ago when my brother had frosted tips and tried to do a cover of Mr. Carter.

>bought you a horse
omg

>you got knocked the fuck out by a horse
Metal af.

>whipping the horse
I feel bad, too. I like animals.

>scared of bugs
Fucking dropped. Bugs are great.

>cactus
omfg help this child

I went fishing once and tried to be cool by really whipping around my pole. Then I got my cousin in the face and ruined the trip.

I hurt other people, mostly.

>>37486147
>tried to be cool by really whipping around my pole. Then I got my cousin in the face
We've all been there.

>>37486147
Fuck you! I had a horrible childhood with bugs.
Specifically spiders but I caught a black widow and didn't realize it could kill me till me brother told me. I can only handle caterpillars, ladybugs, and lightning bugs.
tfw I'm a male
I almost did that to my sisters a few times.
Too many stories to tell but so little time.

>>37486219
>till me brother
I really need to proofread this shit

>>37486070
I'm familiar with the technique, but let's be honest, don't you girls just see through it anyways? I feel like you're always one step ahead of me when it comes to that stuff. I'll give it a go, I'm more concerned with the futility of it all considering my social skills are shot to shit and I have no life outside of reading and playing shitty guitar riffs in my basement.

>>37482075
>>37482305
How do you act towards men who try to talk to you?
Asking because there's somebody who may like me, but is completely socially inept/shy/timid.

>>37486242
First off, I'm a guy bro. Second don't take dating advice from women because, no offense to anyone, they often don't know what they want until they see it. What they say and what they do are often at odds when it comes to guys.
And maybe she will see through it, hopefully she will. Women like going out, and butterflies of new attraction, and fucking too. You are saying something without saying out right. That way she can come along no pressure, or let you down easy and nothing is weird for anyone.

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>>37486199
The really shitty part? I didn't even buy her dinner.
>>37486219
Well, the chances of a black widow killing you are very small. Although, I understand the anxiety. I was bitten by a brown recluse while visiting a friend in Texas and I was horrified.

>male
Eh, the need-man-to-smash-bug meme is lame.

>>37485217
>>I do ask them to hang out, and they always say yes and seem happy to see me, but I always get paranoid that they secretly hate me. They never invite me.
iktf. i barely even talk to my only friend. i think she got bored of me. when i contacted her at the beginning of the year she was asking me to do stuff a lot and to come do zumba with her, we texted a lot and so on. now since the semester started i saw her like once a week for a couple hours and only because i visited her at university. now she doesn't have university anymore and i asked her to do something again but apparently she's too busy and she'll text me when she needs a coffe again. i don't think i should even call her a friend anymore.

>tfw lose feelings and want to break up with bf anytime we're not talking
>tfw afraid he'll stalk me if I do
Last time I broke up with him immediately, after he showed signs of crazy

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>>37486309
>The really shitty part? I didn't even buy her dinner
hahaha nice. This guy gets it.

>>37486309
Well isn't it worse for a kid though?
Well most girls think it's unattractive so I'd say it's not as lame as you claim it is bucko

>>37484368
Anon why are you SO QUIET?! You hardly talk at all! You're so nice, you should say more!

>>37486292
It's been hours so they are probably gone. I'll answer if you don't mind it.
Guys never approach me and ask me out. I rarely leave my house unless it's to go to school and home. All the guys that liked me weren't timid and were "friends" of mine but not close friends. They were usually loud and annoying but had similar interests as me (animu and mango). I asked a timid guy out to a school dance five years and he didn't show up but I did get to hear his voice. It was worth it. I did spill some spaghetti when I ran full speed when he said he would go though.

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>>37486351
FEED ME SAUSE

>>37486292
>How do you act towards men who try to talk to you?
Also interested in hearing this, since sometimes I am just at a loss with how girls act

>small blonde qt shuffles ever closer toward me for nearly 10 min
>feet planted toward me, stealing glances all the time
>check around, nope no random chad behind me that could be what she actually is after
>"right, time to scrounge up my courage"
>turn to her, open my lips
>she stiffs up like an executioners blade is about to drop on her neck and frankly looks like she is about to cry
>just think "ooookay, maybe I better not" on seeing this, and walk away

>>37486411
Sorry but it's fake. Don't know original source material.

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>>37486351
I try.

>>37486219
Hey scared-of-spiders-anon! Guess what I found in the bathroom just now!