How to (legally) get away with arson?

become a firefighter

>>37479280
Don't get caught. Fag.

>>37479342
What if they find finger prints? What if there is a video?

>>37479350
Wear gloves
Wear a mask

>>37479364
What if they see my car?

>>37479580
Steal a car beforehand.

>>37479609
That's illegal and very rude to the car owner

>>37479632
Just steal it from the person you're arsoning. It's like a twofer.

>>37479280
Burn the evidence, dumbass.

>>37479580
walk? ride a bike?

>>37479768
But then the cops could catch me?

>>37479280
>>37479342

Don't get caught. I have an arson charge but it was an accident and I called 911. They still charged me with a felony over it, they don't care if it's an accident or not.

So I learned my lesson. Just run and never tell anyone and don't get caught. Taking responsibility just fucks you over.

>how to legally get away with doing something illegal

>>37479783
>>37479632
>>37479580
>>37479350
Try not committing the crime.

>>37479835
What did you burn down?

>>37479971
The local fire department.

>>37479280
Jump into the flames afterwards

>>37479663
I keked at twofer.