Describe the last time you had sex

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Was with a prostitute, was doggystyle, hurt my pelvis. I must just be really bad at sex if I can't have sex without hurting myself.

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>>37479093
I was 18 she was 15 she came alot and had pierced nipples. blocked me afterwards.

7/10 was hard to get the taste of pussy out of my mouth

i went to the bathroom and beat my dick to monster girls and contortionist porn

>>37479093
I dont want to, go ask your mom, she'll tell you.

>>37479093
Do you know what board you're posting on?

I was in a cold sauna with a completely random girl who I was having sex with. She was bent over the stove which I thought was kind of weird, and it didn't really feel like much.

Then I woke up, and tried to think who the hell the woman was.

>>37479911

Nice double doubles.

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Uhh... it was totally how bruh. I put my penis in her vagina and I totally came

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>December 2014
>saved up entire year for christmas gifts
>had enough money left over
>decide to get escort off of backpage (pic related)
>she needed at least two hours to set up at a local hotel
>go down once she's ready
>brought some chocolates I got from the target across the street
>go to room, greeted by her in just a t-shirt and panties
>sit on bed, she crawls next to my lap and talks, while stroked her hair and kissed her neck
>shortly after she says "let's get to the fun stuff" and strips naked, turns down the radiator, tosses me a condom
>we started with cunnilingus, which she made cute moans and giggles
>then straight to standing doggy over bed
>then missionary while she caressed my back
>missionary again, but this time I was sitting on my shins while she massaged my thighs; at this point she giggled and said "I don't think I can handle you for an hour" (the length of time I paid for)
>next: doggy style, then the jockey position (she lays on her front while you go in from behind) while kissing her neck; we were also having a conversation and telling jokes
>she made me stop because it was hurting too much, since having a kid permanently fucked her vagina (she was 22)
>we then tried dry humping and hand jobs, while I rubbed her clit; this was when she began going into a weirdly detailed monologue about why she likes penis
>talks about how stubborn my cock was because we were nearly up the hour and I was nowhere near cumming (it normally takes me a while), and talked about how impressed she was with my stamina (though I'm not sure if she was just doing that because it's her job)
>hour's almost up, so we went back to missionary
>hour up, still didn't come, and she looks at me disappointed
>continues commenting on my "stamina" as we both get dressed
>she then pushes me out the door (literally) and closes it because I spent too long leaving (I was too good in a mood to stop talking)

All-in-all, I enjoyed it. Made me confident for months.

maybe about 2 weeks ago.

I like my current gf, but she isn't very ethusiastic about sex, other than that good wife material.

I do nearly all the work, only good part is she lets me fuck her ass.
my new fantasy jerking off is women that are into sex and show sexual desire for me, the usual her friends or attractive co-workers.

>>37480419
It's so funny how she was nice to you only until your time was up. Oh well good for you I guess.

Lmao

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>>37480493
She was actually still pretty nice when kicking me out, but she had to pick her kid up from daycare. Even then, when she pushed me out the door and locked it, I could still her giggling like a school girl (which I would've added had I not ran past the post limit).

Either way, I might try escorts again this summer. They may be only good to you because it's their job, but god damn are they good at it.

>>37479093
If it doesn't involve a prostitute you fucked out of desperation you can get the hell off my board.

Really good m8

>have had sex like 6 or 7 times before
>have never came during sex once

>this time I came twice. once during bj and once during actual sex
>made her cum several times
>we cuddled after i came for the second time

10/10 would recommend

>>37481034
>>have had sex like 6 or 7 times before
>>have never came during sex once
Dude me too. I've had sex more times than I can remember but have never orgasmed. What changed for you? Did you just stop fapping?

>>37481084
small contributions from a bunch of different reasons

first handful of times I was obviously inexperienced and anxious to cum and after it didn't happen it became like a mental thing. So i just made myself relax and had a "fuck it mentality"

also most of the girls I banged I really didn't find that attractive and didn't have much of a connection with (mostly chubby girls from tinder that I had only know for a few days and then didn't talk to anymore after we banged)

this last girl I had been talking to for several weeks and felt much more of a connection with, which as gay as it sounds made the sex a lot better.

also didn't fap for like 3 or 4 days before, and didn't use a condom which prob helped

It was a Sunday afternoon. We were going to meet up with my friends later. I kinda had the sense that she was starting to hate me, but we still did it. I napped afterwards while she was glaring. Three weeks later she dumped my ass. No ragrets.

>>37479093
There was a last time?

>>37481292
Dude you're not a virgin are you?

> my band played a show at a bar
> went back to band house with friends to drink more and do blow
> eventually everyone leaves or goes to bed until it's just me and one guy left
> he asks me to suck his dick
> pretty fucked up so why not
> end up fucking
> it's morning by this time
> stay up until like 4 pm drinking, blow is long gone
>never speak of it again
He was kinda ugly but he had a pretty good body, so that's something anyway.

>>37479093
We had broken up the day before after months of shit. She wanted to spend a final night with me. I came to her house, we made dinner, and hung out listening to our songs. I fucked her hard for the first time in weeks. "It's been a long time since", was what she said when it was over. Neither of us could sleep after so we watched some netflix movie. (The African Doctor, good movie). When I woke up in her bed she said I had to leave because her parents were coming and they knew we had broken up. I left the same way I would always leave after visting her, making out at the door. I haven't talked to her since.

south korean prostitute
absolutely awful

>>37479093
well, it's a bit of a story

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>>37479093
was on a space ship and it was r2 d2's brother

>>37481084
the first time you get laid you start counting how many times you;ve had sex

>>37482545
was she at least cute

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>>37481583
go away and never come back, seriously, atleast don't post and just lurk.

sage this shit, these threads are killing /r9k/ for us real robots

>>37482824
This isn't your board anymore.

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>>37479118
This, also it was night like every night it was me fucking this hot chick in the ass, oh wait that was a dream.

>>37482897
>being this obvious
can someone post that image where shills planned to flood this place

i can't post without putting text

>>37479093
Leave, If you have had sex at all at least grant the real robots mercy and leave.