How much does /r9k/ make a year?

>>37476701

I love how they all look fucking miserable.

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>>37476701
>tfw orthodontist
I'm fucking RICH BITCH

>>37476701
Not as much as these people lol

How do they make so much?

>tfw majored in accounting and only making $17/hour through a temp agency doing not even accounting work
>too shy and awkward to get an Accounting position even though it's typically for introverted people
>tfw only fat land whales are interested in me
>will never marry a petite qt that works at a comic book store and spends all day laying on the couch in my t shirts wanting cuddles and to play video games together

>>37476727
Yeah and the single parent is making more than what both my parents made combined.

>>37476822
>>tfw majored in accounting and only making $17/hour through a temp agency doing not even accounting work

Get your CPA. That's where the money not some fucking staff accountant

>>37476701
Make 40k a year

After everything comes out (retirement, medical) of my paycheck, it comes to like 970 dollars bi-weekly. Which comes out to like 24k a year.
I don't even know how I survive on this money with me having to pay rent, car insurance, and food. And then I think "how the fuck do people making min wage survive". I just don't get it at all.

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$6500 in neetbux

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>>37476701
God bless the american tax payer, if only they paid more.

Roughly $200k

I don't make any money a year. My parents give me $50 a month to entertain myself on the computer and no I'm not underaged I'm just a failure. I can't continue like this much longer

>>37476947
Do you live on your own, or does the government pay for your housing? If its the latter, I applaud you. You have won life.

>>37476701
When was this made? the fucking 80s?

>>37476701
Those figures are wrong and ridiculous. Drop a zero then multiply by 1.5 to see normal wages.

>not $100k yet
at least masturbation is a cheap hobby

>>37476701
18k bong which is pretty bad desu but I work only 30 hours per week and at night so it balances it out.

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>>37477074
i think [current years] by some troll who worked for the new yorker, WSJ or another jewy newspaper. it was supposed to be the 'average income' yet listed people in the top 2%

>>37476701
Why am I so fucking attracted to that woman in the suit

>>37477203
You're a gold-digging manwhore.

>>37476701
62k
pretty good for retail, but all the retards are slowly grinding my sanity down.

>>37477258
>You're a gold-digging manwhore.
I am, but I don't think that's the reason.

>>37477270
manager? yeah managers make 'decent' wages in retail but thanks to obamacare salaried wages are being treated worse than ever

>>37477331
I'm no manager. Not americool though.

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>tfw lawyer
I'm rich as shit but I wanna die

>>37476701

Extremely unrealistic incomes here, unless they are Trump relatives. Especially the retired folks.

>>37477479
Can I sue my parents for forcing the burden of life upon me?

>>37476701
>Single Parent
>$260,000 a year
>35,000 investment income

At 8% ROI, she must have half a million in the stock market. And yet the entire family looks like their dog just got put down

My parents make as much as the retired couple, yet they have 3 children. What the fuck kinda family makes 650k a year

>>37477270
Grocery? Retail? I know Walmart and Target managers can get six figures for the busy stores

I make 40k a year but I still live at home rent free and bills paid for so it's okay I guess

Paid co-op education
I work 10 weeks and get paid $6000 per work term. ($15/hour)
I hate working there... Im going to switch to somewhere else soon.
Anyone know any good companies I can co-op with for applied physics major?

>>37477565
see
>>37477422
originally original

>>37477565
They probably always hire managers from outside with ton of experience or education. It's kinda misleading to think you can start as a cashier at walmart and be manager one day. I think the most obtainable position is supervior, which is like second best to store manager and that only pays like 12 dollars an hour. Retail is shit.

>>37477691
Retail is possibly the worst career to get into right now, in any capacity.

Expect massive layoffs and bankruptcies due to Amazon buttfucking all the brick and mortar stores in online sales, and Walmart buttfucking their competitors on pricing

What is the source of this bait pic? Is this really supposed to represent a variety of incomes?

>>37477691
It's unrealistic to assume a person who'se responsible for one department to saddle the responsibility of a hundred people+ without any training though. There are often internal training courses you can go or specialized management educations.

t. was offered a management position but turned it down because fuck that responsibility.

>>37477691

Even as a vendor, retail sucks. Aside from Target, which is the only decent store, everything else is fucking hell, especially ethnic storez

Network engineering , make 130k

>>37477761
It's not even bait, it's from the WSJ.

>>37476701
I probably get about 14,000 per year, if I'm lucky.

Minimum wage sucks.
I gotta get me some of that sweet investment income they all have. I could fucking live on that alone, and be neet for life.

>>37477539
>the entire family looks like their dog just got put down
Maybe it did. Maybe that's where they got the money. They sued the vet for medical malpractice and gross incompetence after he killed their dog. Then they invested all the compensation. They're rich but they still miss pupper.

about 730e/year
t. student living at home

>>37477814
Are you hiring? Im an engineer

>>37477898
To live modestly above the poverty line, you need what, 25-30k a year?

Thats like a $400,000 nest egg with an 8-9% ROI invested in medium risk stocks

You would need a $1,000,000 to invest in safe bonds with 2-3% ROI

Have fun getting there

>>37477937
>$500,000 settlement for a dead dog

Only in America

>>37476822
>through a temp agency
Leave the temp agency as soon as you can. My company pays FOR temp work at about 25 shekels an hour, the temp usually only sees about 10 of that.

Temp agencies' advantage is allowing you a foot in the door at a good company in a permanent position. Every temp worker who has worked for my company and done a good, reliable job has been offered a position with us.

Staying at the temp agency and working shit job after shit job for shit pay is nig/taco-nig tier. I'm not kidding, everyone who does temp agency work as a long-term career (i.e. not semi-retired and just bored, or trying to get the aforementioned foot in the door) is a nig or a taco nig. They're almost never offered a permanent position with us, obviously.

69k a year as a resident physician

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>roastie with 2 kids
>$260k

>>37477978
>To live modestly above the poverty line, you need what, 25-30k a year?
When talking about the poverty line in burger, it's important to remember how fucking huge burger is. It's not quite as exaggerated as the difference between, say, Bong and Thailand, but we still have a great deal of regional financial levels.

For instance, when I lived in Butthole, NV (far from the poorest state, but not a coastal economic powerhouse like CA or NY), I could live a modest autismo life on roughly 10-12k a year. This included rent, food, car and health insurance, everything. If I moved 150 miles west, I'd probably need almost twice that. In the extended Bay Area, probably three or even four times that to maintain my quality of life.

I wasn't just living on `10k, I had a spacious townhouse in a safe and clean neighborhood with a two-car garage and multiple motor vehicles, took multiple vacations a year as well. In Bay Area, I doubt I could rent a closet for what I paid for my half of the townhouse.

12k as a janitor.

I'm trying so hard to be better but everything is terrible.

>>37476701
>Having a job
HAHA! Nice try Jews.

>>37476850
TFW got CPA and make only 27 an hour. Then live in Australia where minimum wage is 17.

If i was American on the same ratio to minimum i would be on 11.50.

You can still be a failure with a CPA anon.

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>>37476701
Like $20,000, and that's more than enough for me to live comfortably in my room

Please tell me more about how some washed up single mother roastie makes $260,000

>>37478058
Alimony
oriiiaganissaoidnwadz

>>37476701
$15k

I'm a line cook. At least we get to drink on the job and take delicious leftovers home sometimes

>>37478255
I'm assuming OP edited an extra 0 on everyone in the pic.

>>37478283
Would you say it's true that over half of cooks/chefs have substance abuse problems?

>>37478165
Right. My rent in SoCal is 2k a month, but my wife and I make about 120k a year combined, so it's manageable. Job opportunities in my field aren't limited to just SoCal, I could make about 80% of what I make now in another state and have half the expenses . But living here is amazing and worth the higher cost of living imo

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About 28k, self-memeployed. I am dead inside though and buy virtually nothing and live with my parents, so money is meaningless to me.

A little over 100k.

>>37478292
nope, it's real

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/16/wall-street-journal-middle-class_n_2488893.html

>inb4 Huffpo
Can't find original article

>>37478229

Sucks to suck. 29 year old CPA hear making 110k at an accounting firm. Probably 6 more years until partner :^)

>>37477050
>My parents give me $50 a month to entertain myself

man that's just sad. why don't you apply for neetbux

>>37476701
1k euros after all expenses in NEETbucks

>>37478316
Yeah, it's true. even the owners of my restaurant have drug or alcohol problems

the other half are middle age mexican ladies who don't even drink

>>37478615
Well, it's a stressful as fuck job (except maybe working as a prep cook).

>>37477291
SHE'S UR TYPE U HAVE ATTRACTION TO ORIENTAL BUSINESSWOMEN

According to the Census ACS survey, the median household income for the United States was $55,775

>>37478738
>household

damn, that's...that's disappointing.

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>>37476822
(((lawyers))) can charge like 600 or 700 an hour

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>>37478425
The person in the "proof" you posted also believe that this is not true.

I make like 34k, it ain't a lot but with only a high school diploma it's something.

>>37478775
I don't understand how people are unhappy with 40k, I survive in a nonhostel area for 300 a month (housing,food,bills,internet). I only need to work 2 days to make enough money per month but I do a lot of preventative things to ensure my health stays good.

>>37478944
alright bud, not everyone lives in south dakota or wherever the fuck you are, things cost money here

>>37478944
I'm just saying that 55k isn't much income divided up on two adults. that's 27.5k per person, which...isn't impressive.

~12k in neet bucks, 12k from an annuity, plus as much as i want from my trust fund (usually nothing, i just live at my moms house and rot, nothing i could buy would make me happy.)

>>37478229
I make more than you an hour stocking shelves and smoking weed. Shit dude

>>37478504
I'm not sure what I'd tell the neet bux people? I've never worked and my parents are far above the poverty line so what am I even eligible for? I think my parents still claim me as dependent to save money on taxes anyway

25k. Hopefully Ill be making 35 after I get my teaching degree