How do you get a girlfriend like pic related? Pic related.

Be an edgy chad

I want the crow

>>37476350
>wanting a balding mentally ill gf

>girl
ann, pls.

that's a big raven

pretty sure that is not a girl also the bird is fake

>>37476410
>balding mentally ill
then we'll have something in common

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>>37476396
>I want the crow

same here, crows are awesome

fuck bitches, aquire corvids

>>37476420
Square root of 16 U

>>37476396
>>37476446
its a raven you fucking niggers

>>37476350
>get job at hot topic
>gib discounts
>get gf

>>37476447
>4 u
>-4 u
For you or not for you. That is the question.

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>>37476350
Be this nigga.

>>37477049
prove it right fucking now

>>37476350
that's a man
a s d

>>37477242
It's raven sized.

You go to a goth club, you go to a vampire roleplay club, you go see a goth band, you go to a goth night at a certain venue, you go to a renaissance/victorian fair. You brush up on your goth music knowledge and goth reading. You have drugs, booze, gypsy jewelry, or offer tarot card readings at your place. You become very emotional and mysterious and pick up a creative craft. You have to make them feel emotional intensities. Pretend you were raped as a kid, were a war veteran, dad was an alcoholic, but don't tell them this--channel it in an artsy way.

>>37476446

Crows are awesome, but I wouldn't want them as a pet. Maybe a bro who lived outside, did his own thing, and we give each other shit.

Crows are too clever to be pets. Anything that can figure out how to use tools is.

>>37476350
What's wrong with her hair?

>>37476396
>>37476446
I've had a pet crow ama

>>37478052
are you saying i should only befriend insects

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>>37478052
Pretty much this. Crows haven't had the thousands of years of domestication that dogs have had. They're smart and can be reasonably affectionate, but they can and will be destructive and aggressive towards you and / or others. You've got to be really, really good at training them to give you an animal that wont be a complete waste of resources and energy.

A poorly trained crow will start training you instead.

>>37478145
Were you swimming in goth puss-puss because of it?

>>37476378
you don't even have to be edgy. ALL women want the sporty jock Chad

>>37478344
No. I was a complete social retard virgin at the time.

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Why the fuck would anyone bring a bird that size with them on the train? I'm pretty sure that thing would have to pay its own ticket. Plus, is it even legal to keep these birds as pets?

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>>37476350
You have to look like this

don't be pan

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>>37478410
You probably need a licence for it in Britain.

>>37478220

There's a difference between picking up a stick and picking up a wire, bending it into a hook, and picking up something out of reach.

>>37476350
I want a pet crow. Clever little bastards. I would teach it to shitpost.

>>37478410
Depends heavily on country.

In the U.S, Crows are protected under the migratory bird act and thus can only be kept temporarily for rehabilitation purposes (which requires a permit that is a bitch and a half to get), and only can be kept permanently for education purposes (which requires yet another difficult permit).

You can technically bypass this by getting a Pied Crow, which is African and counts as an exotic animal.

they're also and bigger and, in my experience, meaner

>>37476350
You sneak her out of the mental institution

>>37476350
is that marilyn manson ksmdlsd

>>37476396
>>37476446
>>37477049
>>37478052
>>37478501
>tfw want crow
>sister is afraid of crows
>brother and parents think they're evil

Does it count if you've had a girl kiss you without you wanting it?

>>37478906
Yes now get out you normie.